Darker Projects: Vault

He-Man: The Parody 3 - <insert witty title here>

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:09:00 +0000

He-Man: The Parody 3 - <insert witty title here>

Download (37:26, 21.4 MB MP3, 2007.03.22)

Deep in the heart of the Eternian forest lies a secret glen where the shadow beasts live. Are these ferocious beasts the key to Skeletor's ultimate victory? What does an ancient pearl have to do with anything? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches and improbable plots? Will He-man's true identity be discovered? What of the glaring inconsistencies, poor editing, script glitches and improbable plots? Come back to Eternia one final time, where mystery and adventure make for an pretty nerve-wracking life... where blatant impossibilities are a daily occurrence.. and where the bold fight for truth and honor continues, even in the face of harsh, mocking parodies. This will truly be... the BEST... EPISODE... EVER!!!!

This episode featured the voice talents of

Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil Lyn
Captain John Tadrzak as the King of the Shadow Beasts
Eric Busby as Falstaff the Wig Salesman and Optimus Prime
Elie Hirschman as Trap Jaw and Beast man
David Ault as King Randor
Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Karl Puder as Man-at-Arms
Shane Harris as Skeletor
Chris Snyder as the disclaimer
David Weaver as Jitsu and Clawful
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Mark Kalita as Adam and He-man

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman
Post production by Chris Snyder
Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it's really not all that good.

Star Wars - Crossroads, Episode 2

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:14:00 +0000

Star Wars - Crossroads, Episode 2

Download (14.8 MB)

Written by Eric Busby.

Featured in the cast were

Mark Kalita as Captain Takila Mak
Judah Friese as Lt. Commander Judah
Ben "Chronocrossed" Harmer as The Dark Lord
Eric L. Busby as Trooper, Narrator, Director, Mixer and so on.

Crossroads was created and produced by Eric Busby.

SPACE:1999, Episode 2

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:55:00 +0000

SPACE:1999 2 - War Zone

With casualties mounting, the inhabitants of Moonbase Alpha are forced to desperate measures just to stay alive. But will their actions let them survive long enough to escape the Warzone?

Download (20:13, 28.0MB MP3, released 2009.04.13)

Written by Eric Busby

Seth Adam Sher as Paul Morrow
Melissa D. Johnson as Sandra Benes
Jules Ismail as David Kano
Elie Hirchman as Alan Carter
Bruce Busby as Victor Bergman
M Sieiro Garcia as Helena Russell
Lucien Dodge as Tony Verdeschi
Ben Harmer as Bill Fraser
Bill Hollweg as Lex Straker
Amanda Fitzwater as The Matriarch
Jon Specht as The First
Carl Gosline as The Second
Eric Busby as The Third
Mark Bruzee as John Koenig

Written and directed by Eric Busby
Post Production by Eric Busby

Star Wars - Crossroads, Episode 1

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:13:00 +0000

Star Wars - Crossroads, Episode 1

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Written by Eric Busby.

Featured in the cast were

Mark Kalita as Captain Takila Mak
Judah Friese as Lt. Commander Judah
Ben "Chronocrossed" Harmer as The Dark Lord
Eric L. Busby as Trooper, Narrator, Director, Mixer and so on.

Crossroads was created and produced by Eric Busby.

Crusade 1 - Devil's Deal

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:10:00 +0000

Crusade 1 - Devil's Deal

Download (44:00, 37.5MB MP3)

A locked door may hold the cure to the plague which threatens all life on Earth. How far will Captain Gideon go to secure it?

Written by Chris Snyder
Based on "Value Judgements" by Fiona Avery
Additional dialog by Fiona Avery

Mark Bruzee - Captain Matthew Gideon
Kevin Cho - Lt. Matheson
Laura Post - Dureena Nafeel
Eric Busby - Max Eilerson
Victoria Sampson - Dr. Sarah Chambers
Elie Hirschman - Galen
Special appearance by Mark Kalita - Al Bester
John Harty Brandenburg - Rainey
Nick Cook - Thug 2
Chelsea Dye - Ranger on white star
Juda Friese - Pilot 1
Morgan Jeffery - Governor Palmer
Matthew Kopelke - Pilot 2
Evan Korzon - Ranger Tennal
Karl Puder - Karl
Chris Snyder - Telepathic Door and Thug 1
Miriam Snyder - Judge
Thomas Wilinsky - Jackson

Produced by Chris Snyder.
Executive Producer for Darker Projects is Eric Busby.

Quantum Leap - Devil's Due

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:12:00 +0000

Devil's Due

Download (10:53, 10 MB mp3)

When you're trying to do right, you never know who's watching over your shoulder - griping at every wrong turned right and hoping for your downfall, while taking advantage of every opportunity to undo the good you just accomplished.

Story by Eric Busby

Directing, mixing, and post production by Eric Busby
Music by Guns 'n Roses

Featured in the cast were

Shane Devon as Sam Beckett
Chronocrossed as Al
Tom Davis as Mr. Logan

He-Man: The Parody 2 - For Whom the Wind Breaks

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:07:00 +0000

He-Man: The Parody 2 - For Whom the Wind Breaks

Download (35:22, 19.9MB MP3)

On the the mystical world of Eternia, the wind blows slightly foul... Skeletor and his band of odor-laden henchmen have hatched a plot to abduct a mystical government official. But does their rotten plottin' pave the way for conquering Castle Greyskull, or is this scheme more brainless than Ram-man after a few too many drinks of mead?

This production featured:

Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela and Evil-Lyn
Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
Captain John Tadrzak as Ventos
Eric Busby as Stinkor: the Skunk-man and The Happy Little Elf
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Shane Harris as Skeletor
David Ault as King Randor
Elie Hirschman as Beast Man, Mer-Man and Tri-Klops
Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written and produced by Elie Hirschman
Post production by Chris Snyder
Special thanks to Eric Busby of Darker Projects.

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. Besides, it's really not all that good.

He-Man: The Parody 1

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:05:00 +0000

Download (18:56, 7.6MB MP3)

He-Man: The Parody 1

At the center of the Universe, at the border of dark and light lies... a fast food restaurant. Hang a right and you should reach Eternia, home of Castle Grayskull, mystic hub of ancient secrets. Sworn to protect her are the bold and reckless Masters of the Universe, headed by He-man, the most handsome man in the universe for three years running. Somehow, these mighty yet incompetent warriors guard Grayskull's secrets from the corporate greed of the evil Skeletor and his band of criminal associates.

Cast:

Joseph Lovenguth as Battle Cat
Damon Sugameli as Cringer
Kathryn Pryde as the Sorceress
MJ Cogburn as Teela
Karl Puder as Man-At-Arms
Ryan H. Nelson as Orko and Ram Man
Shane Harris as Skeletor
Eric Busby as Nosferatu's younger brother
Elie Hirschman as Beast Man and Trap Jaw
Captain John Tadrzak as the Intercom Announcer
Mark Kalita as He-Man and Adam

Written, produced and mixed by Elie Hirschman
Contains music from the original series
Special thanks to Mark Bruzee and Eric Busby

This production is a satire and is not intended to infringe on the rights of the toy, cartoon, film or intellectual copyright of He Man and the Masters of the Universe.
All copyrights pertaining to the shows, movies, characters, merchandise & storyline remain the uncontested property of the creators of the series. All we did was make it funnier.

Bloodmoon 2 - Revelations

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:04:00 +0000

Bloodmoon 2 - Revelations

Download (22:59, 31.5 MB mp3, released 2009.01.01)

Sam Packer recovers from his attack and returns to work in record time...despite the objections of his lieutenant and the reservations of his doctor. Still, Sam senses something has changed. Sam feels stronger and more alert than ever before. It's a heady feeling. He feels invincible. What's happening to him?

This episode featured the voice talents of

Mark Kilfoil as Detective Sam Packer
Perry Whittle as Detective Earl Parker
David Maciver as Detective Mike Flaherty
April Sadowski as Detective Erika Elkins
Cathy "Merodi" Rinella as Lieutenant Paula McKee
Maria "Wolf Wings", Perry Whittle, and David Ault as Other Cops
Perry Whittle as Orville "Weasel" Clancy
Elie Hirschman as Raphael "Sneaks" Rodriguez
Eric Busby as Detective Brad Bracken
and Jeff Robinson as Anthony "Tony" Verrano

Your announcer is Jon Specht

Produced by Waleed Ovase
Directed by Elie Hirschman
Sound Design by MJ Cogburn
Original Music by Kevin MacLeod and James Taye, additional music used under license

Gothik 1 - Rise of the Ancient Ones

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:01:00 +0000

Download (1:01:26, 84.6 MB mp3, released 2007.10.31)

Gothik 1 - Rise of the Ancient Ones

A new, dark world dawns from the combined imaginations of Mark Kalita, Paul Mannering and H.P. Lovecraft. Gothik is an original horror audio drama set in a city where the sun never rises ... where the supernatural explains what science cannot ... where modern man and ancient myths collide ... and monsters are very, very real.

Written by Mark Kalita & Paul Mannering

Cast:

Jim Barbour as Alexei Dracovich
Laura Post as Ivana
Mark Bruzee as Jeremiah Whately
Karl Puder as Ebineezer Marsh
Timm Gillick as Captain Daniel Gilman
Mark Kalita as Spiro Metaxas and Detective Jack Talbot
David Ault as Augustus
Fiona Conn as Elena Dufey
Josh Spencer as Detective Jim Fitzsimmons
Judah Friese as Student 1
John Brandenburg as Student 2
Shire Smith as Student 3
June Lathrop as Crime Scene Investigator
Chris Snyder as Kuchek
Brandon Cole as Bannerman
Elie Hirschman as Party MC
Miles Reid as Party Patron
Eric Busby as Cop

References to H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos used by permission from and with thanks to April Derleth, Arkham House Publishers Inc., Sauk City, WI.

Music composed and performed by Nox Arcana. Used by permission. Visit www.noxarcana.com
Ending theme composed by Kai Hartwig. Visit http://www.hartwigmusic.de

Produced and Directed by Mark Kalita
Post-production by Matt Chambers

Executive Producer for Darker Projects is Eric Busby

Bloodmoon 1 - Moonstruck

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:59:00 +0000

Download (20:28, 18.7 MB mp3, released 2008.09.21)

Bloodmoon 1 - Moonstruck

Sam and Monica Parker seem to have found the perfect spot for a romantic getaway: remote, secluded... quiet. But strange noises at night - added to vague warnings from the old caretaker - threaten to spoil the mood. What is a "loup garou", anyway?

This episode featured the voice talents of

Mark Kilfoil as Sam Packer and Louis Levesque
M. Sieiro Garcia as Monica Parker
Bruce Busby as the Old Man
Byron Lee as RCMP Constable and the Loup Garou

Your announcer is Jon Specht

Produced by Waleed Ovase
Directed by Elie Hirschman
Sound Design by Byron Lee
Original Music by Kevin MacLeod and James Taye, additional music used under license

SPACE:1999, Episode 1

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:05:00 +0000

SPACE:1999 1 - A Distant Sound of Thunder

It has almost been a year since the moon was blown out of Earth orbit. In that time the people of Moonbase Alpha have faced many challenges. But none so great as now... The moon has drifted into a galactic war zone. Under constant attack, how can Alpha possibly survive in this deadly region of space?

Download (21:38, 29.9MB MP3, released 2009.02.12)

Written by Eric Busby

Mark Bruzee as Commander John Koenig
Bruce Busby as Professor Victor Bergman
M Sieiro Garcia as Doctor Helena Russell
Seth Adam Sher as Paul Morrow
Jules Ismail as David Kano
Melissa D. Johnson as Sandra Benes
Elie Hirchman as Alan Carter
Derek M Koch as The Caretaker

Written and directed by Eric Busby
Post Production by Eric Busby

Welcome to the Vault

noreply@blogger.com (DarkerProjects.com) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:38:00 +0000

Welcome to the Darker Projects Vault. Herein you will find audio dramas that aren't part of our regular series. To hear our full lineup, visit our website at: DarkerProjects.com.