An Accidental Travelogue

Automotive Accident Humour

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:34:47 PST

Here are some hilarious extracts from actual accident claims in England involving automotives. Enjoy them!"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.""I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?A:

Office Pantry Fridge Thieves Beware!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:05:00 PST

Have u ever kept food in the office pantry fridge & it went missing? Or even worse, when these shameless culprits would leave remnants of your lunch just to taunt u crazy!! Here are some notes left by the victims in retaliation to these pantry fridge thieves. Enjoy! LOL!!And this LAST ONE really takes the MUFFIN!!

Men: Stare at Boobs if u want to live longer!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:40:51 PST

"Hey Mom i'm getting my regular cardio for the day!"Read today that it was advised for men to stare at boobs for a good 10 minutes a day if they want to live longer according to a study! No kidding! While my health may improve if i take up this activity at the office, i doubt i'll chalk up too many points with the moral brigade! LOLThis pic i borrowed, already came with the bubble!!But of course

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING: Adidas Unleashed Its World Cup Match Ball Tonight.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:13:16 PST

X'mas decorations at The Pavillion @ Bukit Bintang.Adidas and Fifa has unveiled its official match ball for the 2010 World Cup South Africa at the Pavillion, Kuala Lumpur amidst much fanfare replete with strobe lights & crowds that danced away into the night at this popular shopping mall.The mingling crowd is still thick at the stroke of midnight with many taking the photo opportunity to snap a

Youtube Vid: MCA MIRT 1128

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:46:55 PST

LIOW UNDER FIRE OVER NET CLIPPETALING JAYA: The MCA crisis is not only making headlines in Malaysia, it has also become a hot news item in Taiwan.Party vice-president Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai and those aligned to him have been accused of being copycats in producing an Internet video clip similar to a campaign video of Taiwanese president Ma Ying-jeou.The three-minute video clip, titled MCA MIRT

Video: Perodua Alza 1.5 TV Commercial

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:43:41 PST

The Perodua Alza 7 seater MPV has finally been launched! Spotting a1.5 litre engine, the car is definitely going to be a popular choice with the buying masses. Pls enjoy the tv commercial made by Perodua of their latest malaysian entry! Cheers!

German Goalkeeper, Robert Enke, 32, dies in suspected suicide!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:51:43 PST

What a loss! The goalie died in what police suspected as suicide by throwing himself into a speeding train! Germany has lost an exceptional athlete.Excerpt from Goal.com:Germany and Hannover goalkeeper Robert Enke has died at the age of 32.Hannover 96 president Martin Kind announced the death of the former Barcelona stopper on Tuesday afternoon, according to the agency dpa.Kind said, "It is a

TSUNAMI ALERT: Quake in Sumatra, tremors in Malaysia.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:36:06 PDT

Quake in Sumatra, tremors in Malaysia (Update 4) PETALING JAYA: A powerful earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter scale hit southern Sumatra at about 6.17pm, causing tremors all the way in peninsula Malaysia. The epicentre of the quake was about 481km southwest from Kuala Lumpur. At 6.38pm, an aftershock measuring 5.5 was also recorded. People evacuated high-rise buildings in

Stephen Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Effective Ah Bengs

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:58:06 PDT

Got this from an email & found it hard not to share!! ROFL!!This guy here is prolly the most recognisable Ah Beng in Singapore, J.B & some say in Batam.Mr. Phua Chu Kang!!

HAPPY 52ND MERDEKA DAY MALAYSIA!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:30:13 PDT

Tanggal 31Bulan lapan lima puluh tujuhMerdeka ! Merdeka !Tetaplah merdekaIa pasti menjadi sejarahTanggal 31Bulan lapan lima puluh tujuhHari yang muliaHari bahagiaSambut dengan jiwa yang merdekaMari kita seluruh warga negaraRamai-ramai menyambut hari merdekaMerdeka !Tiga satu bulan lapan lima puluh tujuhHari mulia negaraku merdekaMerdeka !Merdeka !Merdeka !Song lyrics Sudirman - 31 Ogos (Merdeka

Scooter Shootout:: Vespa 150 vs. LML Star Deluxe 150 vs SYM GTS 200

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:47:10 PDT

VESPA 150From the little I’ve understood of the Vespa 150 aside from the fact that it’s clad in a plastic shell, is that it shares the same Leader engine as its stablemate, the Vespa LX 150. So I guess u’re basically paying for the Leader lump & the rest of the body parts are slapped onto it, mish-mash, with whatever’s left of the remaining price tag with Chinese & Indian parts for cost savings.

CVT transmission - Operation Principle for Scooters

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:09:57 PDT

Vid here showing how the roller weights push against the plate. Cross section view.CONTINUOUS VARIABLE TRANMISSION (CVT)Where your roller weights and plates are located, as u rev up & the RPM increases the force pushes the roller weights outward against the plates & this causes the rear pulley to push against the front pulley, and forces out the belt into a higher gear ratio. As u pick up speed,

Words of Wisdom: Marriage Advice for Men.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:02:45 PDT

There are four qualities a man ought to find in a woman, before he thinks of getting married.1. That the woman loves you unconditionally!2. That the woman stimulates you mentally.3. That the woman is so hot, you would want to make love to her every minute of the day!4. That the woman doesn't mind you watching football.If u can't find all of these qualities in one woman, try at least to make sure

Soursop - the Miraculous Natural Cancer Cell Killer.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:37:10 PDT

Guyabano, The Sour Sop FruitThe Sour Sop or the fruit from the graviola tree is a miraculous natural cancer cell killer 10,000 times stronger than Chemo.Why are we not aware of this? Its because some big corporation wants to make back their money spent on years of research by trying to make a synthetic version of it for sale.So, since you know it now, you can help a friend in need by letting him

Between Voyeurism or Exhibitionism.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:12:00 PDT

Yours for the peeping.Read an interesting article in The New York Times about a see-through glass walled condominium to be built in Manhattan's financial district; designed by Jeremy Fletcher and Alejandra Lillo, designers at Graft; as a working dialogue between voyeurism and exhibitionism."Not only will the building’s glass walls allow W residents to see, and be seen by, passers-by on the

Modern papaya cultivation.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:02:55 PDT

The fruit is tropical in its requirements, it can be grown in regions where light frosts are experienced. It prefers a warm climate and rich, loamy, well-drained soil. It grows best on hammock soils, but it is successful on "high pine" lands if properly fertilized. In some regions the plant has become thoroughly naturalized and springs up wherever a clearing is made, the seeds being scattered by

Bike review 2009: SYM GTS 200

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:53:04 PDT

I was bemused when once a mate in an auto forum pointed out the obvious that bikes big and small are only as safe as it's being handled by its operator! Almost make for a great public service ad! By the same analogy / token it is true that a gun doesn't kill but the one who pulls the trigger does! LOL! By mentioning that big bikes are safer i was referring to its passive safety features like

The Avare, KLCC.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:00:02 PDT

Pool with a KLCC view as backdrop! Ahh.....in the lap of luxury!Who needs pictures when u have a view to a kill!Even the bedroom is not spared. 6 star living at its most opulent!I need to strike the lottery!I wish my apartment has a 360 deg view like this one of, The Avare of KLCC's iconic Petronas Twin Towers! But at RM1800 psf for a 3800 sq ft built up which would roughly translate to a mind

Chua Jui Meng quits MCA, joins PKR - malaysiakini

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:55:31 PDT

Former health minister Datuk Chua Jui Meng quit MCA to join opposition PKR on Saturday.He was also joined by former MCA Senator David Yeoh and former Lumut MP Yap Yit Thong.Chua said that he was joining PKR to help preserve the two-party system that had emerged after the polls last year.STAR 5.35pm

After market accessories for SYM GTS 200

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:12:53 PDT

Some after market accessories for the SYM GTS 200 i spotted at a shop in Klang recently. The Taiwan sourced after market exhaust muffler is really loud but i was told the power gain is just marginal, so that would make it more of a decorative enhancement. The conventional air filter was replaced by a muffler type air intake system from Da Chan Motor Parts.Air intake, muffler type.Long struts to

Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:39:50 PDT

Ran into some problems with my bike today at the traffic lights off OUG. Was at the lights when i put my side stand down, just b4 the lights turned green, i couldn't start my bike at all. Not a hint of familiar ignition at all! Had to push the bike some 300 meters down the road. After a few dozen tries pressing the ignition & even had it on the centre stand to kickstart! Still Nada! Nothing!

Violent Toons on our TVs.

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:59:33 PDT

I was sitting around chilling with a beer in my hand & going thru our local channels & to my great disbelief & shock, i spotted this toon being aired on our local tv station meant for children's entertainment on a Saturday at 11am!It's unbelievable that such violent images of a schoolboy being decapitated in a classroom by none other than his teacher. The schoolboy was decapitated with a

Barcelona vs. Manchester United, UEFA Champions League!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Fri, 29 May 2009 04:00:16 PDT

The UEFA Champion's League ended with Barcelona's upset much to the disappointment of Man U fans. Messi's unexpected header in the 78th minute really nailed down the victory for Barcelona! Man U fans were immediately silenced, as all dreams of Man U defending their 2008 title were shattered! Here are some of the pics i took at Hartamas Food Square @ Desa Sri Hartamas, on that great night, there

IGP: Interpol to look out for Raja Petra - malaysiakini

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Tue, 26 May 2009 02:42:56 PDT

IGP: Police to ask Interpol to look out for Raja Petra after a court issued arrest order against him for not turning up at his sedition trail.STAR 5.33pm

When a secretary bites off your penis & a Robber becomes a Sex slave!

persuasion119@gmail.com (Daryl Teo) — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:14:06 PDT

Just got back from Bangkok, had a great trip & looking forward to go back soon for more sights and the delicious food. But it was really hot there, wonder if it's because of the urban heat that's trapped from the traffic and the buildings, or was it because it was at the height of summer. Until i get organised & make some sense of the pics before i blog about it, here's some funny news i read