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Asus Warranty Does Not Protect Your Computer During Alien Invasions

D.E. Paine — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:11:37 +0000

Asus computers are not protected by its warranty in the event of an invasion by aliens from outer space, it has been revealed. So if ET invades Earth, your family’s safety and personal health...

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Forecast for Honduras: Cloudy with a Chance of Fish

D.E. Paine — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:37:28 +0000

Yearly ‘Rain of Fish’ Occurring for More than a Century in Honduras This has been a regular occurrence for so long, that the phenomena has been given a name: Lluvia de Peces (Rain of...

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Santorum’s Warning: ‘Satan Has His Sights Set on the U.S.’

D.E. Paine — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:38:36 +0000

MRCTV.org reported the other day that “Rick Santorum spoke at Ave Maria University and said that Satan is destroying academia, politics, and the Protestant Church.” Drudge ran the story...

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Lady GaGa: ‘I’m Haunted by a Devil’

D.E. Paine — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:20:24 +0000

GaGa believes phantom is haunting her while she sleeps, and ‘a devil force’ is trying to take hold of her Lady GaGa has enlisted the help of Michael Jackson’s former doctor and spiritual...

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Girl Borrows Asthma Inhaler In Gym Class, Gets Expelled

D.E. Paine — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:34:02 +0000

“The lesson that I learned from this is not to help people…” Two school girls in Monument, Colorado [map], were the targets of disciplinary action after one lent the other her asthma inhaler....

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Hundreds of Military Vets Rally at W.H. for Paul

D.E. Paine — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:55:13 +0000

‘Veterans for Ron Paul’ Rally at White House Current and former service members staged a rally outside the White House today in support of Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul....

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Shocked Husband Discovers: “I Was Married To A Shape-Shifting Demon!”

D.E. Paine — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:16:02 +0000

Everyone has moments in the marriage where they ask themselves: “What sort of person have I married?” Less often, some people find themselves in the unfortunate position of asking...

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Anonymous Attacks Chris Hedges Online Panel Discussion

D.E. Paine — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:55:24 +0000

A member of Anonymous issued a statement via InfoShop News regarding a panel discussion about the #Occupy movement. From that statement: On Wednesday, February 15, we launched several concurrent...

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Undercover Cops Seduce High School Students, Entrap Them Into Selling Weed

D.E. Paine — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:52:23 +0000

Undercover cops have been going into Florida high schools, making friends, Facebooking, and even flirting with kids — all with the aim of entrapping impressionable teens and nailing them for using...

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Dolphins Talk in Their Sleep – In Whale

D.E. Paine — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:50:04 +0000

News has come from France that some captive-born dolphins there have been recorded “talking in their sleep.” As if that’s not intriguing enough, they apparently talk in “Whale”...

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