Dating Fails

Wow Thanks, That's Very Helpful!

NickCB — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Can You Elaborate on "the Goodies"

JoeO — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

2Chainz Gives Great Advice

JoeO — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 10:00:00 -0700

The Moment You Know You're Caught

JoeO — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 09:00:00 -0700

Just Let Me Move Mr. Shnookums, Hold On

NickCB — Wed, 02 May 2012 13:00:00 -0700

What, You Don't Do That Too?

NickCB — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Mine likes to go for long drives along the California coast.

It's Been Real. It's Been Sweet. But It Hasn't Been Real Sweet

Cheez_Burglar — Mon, 04 Jul 2016 06:00:00 -0700

Short Answer, Absolutely Not

NickCB — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 07:00:00 -0700

Holy Passive-Aggressiveness, Batman!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0700

I Swear That Never Happens

NickCB — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0700

"Honey I wouldn't say you were 'premature' so much as 'lasted all of four seconds.' It's OK, I'm sure this happens to Superman all the time."

Best Keep Your Mouth Shut Kaydence

NickCB — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Just Be Cool

kristyb — Wed, 13 May 2015 10:00:00 -0700

This Marriage Proposal Couldn't Go More Wrong

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

This might be a little staged. Maybe.

It's All Smoke and Monitors

Wadzilla — Tue, 18 Aug 2015 07:00:00 -0700

This Girl is Nailing the Punny Profile Game

kacerosky — Thu, 31 Dec 2015 04:00:00 -0800

The Silent Treatment Never Works

JoeO — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 04:00:00 -0800

Now That's a Winner!

JoeO — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Happens Every Time

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 06 May 2015 09:00:00 -0700

There's Such a Thing as TOO Interested

JoeO — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 06:00:00 -0800

Congratulations Again, Charles Manson!

Fri, 10 Jul 2015 02:00:00 -0700

True Love Doesn't Take Any Crap From Haters

jackjohn — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 08:00:00 -0700

I need midgets forever, too, but that's because I run a circus.

That Moment You Realize That Facebook Is Basically an Incessant Ex

Cheez_Burglar — Wed, 04 May 2016 10:00:00 -0700

Literally!

NickCB — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

For Being so Smother-able, Men Have Lasted a While

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 10 Jul 2013 12:00:00 -0700

This Coldhearted Chick Is Scamming Stupidly Thirsty Guys On Tinder To Make Money

mattstaff — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 02:00:00 -0700

Spread the word fellas, we've got a lying, skullduggerous, expensively manipulative Tinder bitch on our hands that's made a practice out of preying upon the maddening thirst of dudes that have a knack for leaving their better senses behind, anytime after opening up Tinder to swipe around. Yes, Maggie Archer told Buzzfeed News that she's maintaining a 1 in 5 success rate for getting guys to wire her $5, to 'see what'll happen.' And therein lies the devastating kicker: a swift unmatch.

He Wasn't Looking at Your Face Apparently

JoeO — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Damn You NPH

JoeO — Thu, 11 Dec 2014 08:00:00 -0800

Doesn't Everybody?

NickCB — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Yeah maybe finish reading the play first...

Can I At Least Have A Hint?

finelytuned — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0800

Good to See a Lady Who Knows What They Want

NickCB — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Overly Attached Michelle Obama is Not a Fan of the Danish Prime Minister

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Some people just aren't a fan of selfie-taking European Union ladies, it seems.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO

NickCB — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Is That a Broad Sword in Your Cloak Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

NickCB — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:40:00 -0700

This Auburn-Loving Amazing Groom's Cake has a Working Jumbotron

kacerosky — Sat, 28 May 2016 02:00:00 -0700

Such Fleeting Things

JoeO — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 12:00:00 -0700

A Timeless Classic Retold for the Modern Era

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 05:00:00 -0700

You're Our Only Hope!

ichc.chrispeeler — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0700

The Groom's Face Says It All

Cheez_Burglar — Sun, 28 Aug 2016 08:00:00 -0700

Breaking Up is Never Easy

NickCB — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 04:00:00 -0700

If you've ever been involved in a break-up, you know that it's tough on everyone.

Are you a Real Couple?

JoeO — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 05:00:00 -0700

High School Love

jackjohn — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:00:00 -0700

At a certain age, forever lasts for about nine hours. Fact: This happens several million times a day.

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

NickCB — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:30:00 -0700

ARE YOU HAPPY

NickCB — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Hippo Don't Need Nobody!

NickCB — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:50:00 -0700

Jimmy Neutron Called It

NickCB — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0800

A Quick Translation Guide to a Breakup

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Terrify Your Precious This Valentine's Day

JoeO — Sat, 08 Feb 2014 06:00:00 -0800

Blanche Just Has a Problem WIth the Core Concept

JoeO — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 05:00:00 -0700

But What System Is She For?

JoeO — Sat, 04 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

If Websites Could Date

kristyb — Wed, 13 May 2015 13:08:11 -0700