Dating Fails

Oh God...No

JoeO — Fri, 01 May 2015 05:00:00 -0700

You've Probably Never Heard Of These Hipster Love References

finelytuned — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:00:00 -0800

The Hoverhand Mastery of a Seasoned Veteran

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

The Most Wonderful Wizard of the Stanley Hotel

jackjohn — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:00:00 -0800

This site sure has been shining lately.

The Secret to a Healthy Relationship

Cheez_Burglar — Sat, 27 Aug 2016 04:00:00 -0700

00111100 00110011, Baby

finelytuned — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:00:00 -0800

Note the Difference!

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 28 May 2013 11:00:00 -0700

Not Even Taylor Swift can Tolerate Cute Celeb Couples

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 21 May 2013 11:00:00 -0700

The Hot Ones Are Never Online

jackjohn — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:00:00 -0700

Maybe if I exercise and start eating right, that duck will finally start to notice me. Until then, I'm stuck dating those other losers.

Looking for a New Way to Date? Why Not With Games?

Amemeda — Fri, 24 Oct 2014 07:00:00 -0700

Looking for Date is a new online dating app that focuses on the thing you really care about: killin stuff in video games. The app allows you to set up anonymous, in game dates with compatible gamers. Check out their kickstarter video to find out more:

Ask Her If She's Good at Anatomy...

JoeO — Sun, 11 May 2014 11:00:00 -0700

It Wasn't Pretty

NickCB — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:40:00 -0800

Quick, to the Friendzone!

NickCB — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:00:00 -0700

That's One Way to Impress a Woman

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 10 May 2013 11:00:00 -0700

Men and Women Can Be Friends Because We're Functioning Human Beings

NickCB — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 05:00:00 -0700

We are human beings with brains, therefore men and women can be friends. Sounds like a solid defense to me.

Celebrity Love Can Get Out Of Hand

finelytuned — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0800

Well, That's a Heck of a Night

JoeO — Sun, 12 Jan 2014 05:00:00 -0800

But Then That Means You Actually Do Date Them Too...

NickCB — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

The Founding Fathers Want to Get Into Your Pants

NickCB — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 05:00:00 -0700

This doesn't seem too far off given the stories we've heard about Thomas Jefferson's propensity for slave-sexing.

A Little Roses Go a Long Way

Cheez_Burglar — Fri, 01 Jul 2016 08:00:00 -0700

God It's Just So SENSUAL

NickCB — Thu, 24 May 2012 05:00:00 -0700

If Fifty Shades of Grey were more like this, there's a chance I might consider reading it. That said, how in seven hells is this "novel" selling?

I've Found My Perfect Match!

JoeO — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:00:00 -0800

We Men are Simple Creatures

NickCB — Tue, 01 May 2012 14:40:00 -0700

Miscommunication is key to ruining any relationship before it even starts.

That About Sums it Up

NickCB — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

Dammit how'd you know?

This Stone Cold Steve Austin Wedding Entrance Is the How You Get the People Going

Cheez_Burglar — Wed, 01 Jun 2016 12:00:00 -0700

6 of the Best Superhero Relationships

JoeO — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 10:00:00 -0800

These are our personal favorite superhero relationships. Sure, there are a ton of them out there, but you've got to narrow it down somehow.

Be sure to let us know which superhero couples sit at the top of your favorites list!

She's in the Illuminati

Sun, 22 Feb 2015 11:00:00 -0800

Things Got Really Bad When the Dress Shattered

NickCB — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:00:00 -0700

There were shards of glass freaking everywhere.

She Needs a Good Home

JoeO — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 07:00:00 -0700

Craigslist Win or Fail?

At first it seems the woman is trying to give away her dog on Craigslist because of how her best friend doesn't like it. As the posting on Lancaster Craigslist continues, you realize she is jokingly asking for you to take her friend away, as she is keeping the dog.
ONLY ON CRAIGSLIST!

Remember to Buckle Up, Ladies

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Pizza Is the Best Partner

JoeO — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 07:00:00 -0700

Find Dates Anywhere!

JoeO — Fri, 21 Feb 2014 05:00:00 -0800

Well That Clears That Up!

NickCB — Tue, 16 Jun 2015 07:00:00 -0700

The Awful Awful Truth

JoeO — Thu, 02 May 2013 09:00:00 -0700

Drake Is Very Loving

JoeO — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 09:00:00 -0700

Revenge

kacerosky — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 06:00:00 -0700

The Secret is Out, Tell Your Friends!

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Untitled

ichc.toby — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:24:12 -0700

You Don't Need to Wake Her With a Kiss

JoeO — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 06:00:00 -0700

Got to Get Me Some of That Magic Elixir

JoeO — Tue, 08 Jul 2014 06:00:00 -0700

The Ketchup to My Mustard

Cheez_Burglar — Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:00:00 -0700

Foster Home

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Dude on Tinder Deserves This Girl's Number For His A+ Cheesy Game

mattstaff — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 10:00:00 -0700

Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.

I Will Overanalyze Every Text

jackjohn — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Emotionally Manipulative Dirtbag Explodes In Texting Rant Out Of Nowhere

mattstaff — Fri, 29 Nov 2019 23:55:00 -0800

Michael is in DESPERATE need of a chill pill. Slow your roll there, bud.

Amy Poehler's Love Advice is the Stuff All Young Girls Need

ichc.chrispeeler — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Camping Gets More Awkward

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Now That's What Love Really Is

JoeO — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 09:00:00 -0800

You're the Only Cephalopod for Me, Darlin'

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 04 Oct 2013 07:00:00 -0700

Well, That's Good to Know

JoeO — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 10:00:00 -0800