My new nemesis Gracie Abrams is dating Paul Mescal, according to a picture that was circulating among the mad people I follow on Twitter. Grace Abrams is not my nemesis for dating Paul Mescal, which to be honest that might be a lie because he is my future boyfriend! Anyway, the reason that Grace Abrams is my enemy number one is because she stole my surprise song at the Eras Tour, not because she might be dating the most beautiful man to come out of Ireland since all the other men to come out of Ireland.

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No, this is quite bratty and not very in keeping with the decorum of being a ticket holding fan but the thing is that no one in Wembley Stadium wanted to see the daughter of JJ Abrams’ pop up to sing some rubbish song that no one knew with the goddess Taylor Swift. They had released their song ‘Us’ from her new album that I don’t care about! I’m not a teenage girl. I’m just a Swiftie!

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See, Taylor is known for treating her audience to two songs from her extensive back catalog that didn’t manage to make it onto the set list. I wanted The Bolter, which is from her new album The Tortured Poets Department’s bonus tracks. It was not meant to be.

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Taylor Swift has taken her dating relationship with Kansas City Chief player Travis Kelce to the next level by including him in the Eras Tour. Obviously, the NFL star didn’t sing one of her hits like ‘Blank Space’ or ‘Shake It Off’ because that would be deranged, but instead he joined her stage for a gag in her new song ‘I Can Do It With A Broken Heart’ all decked out in a top hat and tails on the third night of her June leg at Wembley.

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I did some journalism that evening because I was there as an avid Swiftie and saw the whole thing with my own eyes. The whole stadium screamed because it was funny to see the most famous woman in the world drag the lovely oaf she’s dating onto the stage. The song is about how she had to perform her mega three-hour-plus show for hoards of screaming fans after Matty Healy ghosted her after a few months of dating.

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Usually, people know that Travis is in the house when she does her final number ‘Karma’ and instead of going “karma is the guy on the screen coming home to me”, she says “Karma is the guy on the Chiefs coming home to me”. The crowd always laps it up, and it is deserved because it is a good bit!

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Sabrina Carpenter started her career on ‘Girl Meets World’, the spin-off to the beloved 90s classic television programme ‘Boy Meets World’ but is now best known for singing excellent pop bops about her dating life. Her latest offering, the absolute earworm ‘Espresso’ is a creed that you lot should be adhering to life its the bible. The phrase “give a fucks on vacation” is a phrase you people ought to get tattooed on your forearms. You need to stop relating to desperation as she does.

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Apparently, that one boy who won’t stop calling is Barry Keoghan, which, to me, isn’t very appealing prospect. People seem to think that he is sexy, and I don’t see it. And yes, I watched ‘Saltburn’ in the cinema, and it was all, well not really for me. Did you all the drama that he left his idyllic life in Broughty Ferry for the pint-sized pop princess? If hearing that is where he lives makes your jaw hit the floor, well, we should go for ice cream at a place near the Wetherspoons.

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Anyway, if you listen to the song, you get the impression that they are very happy together. Dating might be ruining big Baz’s sleeping pattern because he’s drinking all these shots of coffee. Now, he probably has a different lifestyle than you and mere mortals.

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I am uninterested in how awful you are at getting matches on dating apps. All the men in my life who do this are annoying because you can’t actually tell them that they appear like losers on their profiles. Sometimes, you just look really unappealing on your page! Don’t ask me this question unless you are ready to hear some dating home truths. I will dish the dating dirt but you have to be prepared for them. It is something you sometimes need to hear.

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I keep reading newspaper articles written by 30something men going on and on about how women don’t like their page but do you like your page? If so, why? Do you think you have mass appeal? Do you think you even need it, the approval of the hordes of women you want to bed?

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Either way, you shouldn’t. Men, take some deep breaths and stop being a freak. It will do wonders for your sex life if you cease acting like an entitled little idiot to women’s time and just take some deep breaths. You are probably marvellous and will attract even better women, because that is how these things tend to go. It always is, actually.

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are still on. They are still dating. They are still everywhere, but less so, because truly they aren’t that interesting. Dating, when you are that famous, is annoying because you do have to put on a bit of a show for the underlings, don’t you? Dating has to have that international fame razzle-dazzle, which like all shiny things must fade away.

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Either way, the purpose of this Swifty dating update isn’t to judge but to inform, so again, I will stick to the task at hand. Taylor Swift managing to keep a relationship afloat while on the highest-grossing music tour of all time is quite annoying, if you are a single pringle like me. However, let’s not sour our grapes because one’s woman’s happiness does not rob another. There are ample himboss for all girlbosses to date.

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Well, i’m very excited because I’m going to see Taylor at Wembley on 23rd June, and I really want her to play The Bolter as her surprise song because that one summarises MY dating life, an interesting snippet for everyone at hand, I’m sure. I didn’t almost drown in frigid water though. All my near-death experiences in the sea have been of sub-tropic variety, heated nicely by the Gulf Stream.

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The summer air is starting to peep through the rain clouds and I am here to tell you to best spend it! Yes, you guessed it, you need to go dating! Dating is exactly what they were singing about in that Grease zinger ‘Summer Nights’ after all, weren’t they?

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Well, what is there to say about dating in the warmer months? Well, there’s ample things to wax lyrical about it. Apparently, its primetime to have a thing called ‘Hot Girl Summer’, which originates from a Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj duet, which was the song of the summer in 2019.

What is that, you ask? Well, again I am here to tell you, it is time to be a bit of a hussy and try out all the options, all the flavours, and all the people you can find. Obviously, you are in a committed relationship, you might have to sit this one out but a little dialogue can change all that! This is not my business, I am just a bearer of good news!

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Summer dates are for everyone, and for as many people as you would like them to be! There are no rules here, only chaos.

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Celebrities love dating each other. This is probably because they are all conceited and other famous people understand that sort of self-obsession quite well. No, I actually have no idea why the love to date each other, and this is not the point of this diatribe.

What is the reason is to highlight how we are missing some messy dating gossip on websites. We were treated to so many drips and draps of what on earth is going with all those dating rumours about Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet. Is she pregnant? Probably not but that was fun.

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There was also all the wild screaming about Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s break-up, and then all that speculation about her and Matty Healey, which got her to write ‘But Daddy I Love Him’ and then that whole thing crashed down and then Travis Kelce popped up like a big old sexy teddy bear. Basically, there is no gossip circulating on my Twitter timeline. I am bored! I am nothing but a dating rumour.

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Before that we had all that drama with Selena Gomez and her ex boyfriend Justin Bieber’s wife Hailey. To be honest, that was a bit more pathetic but dating drama is dating drama!

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Do you ever find yourself dating someone that you want whisk them away for a little holiday? Well, pretend this is a travel agent – who does absolutely none of the admin – sit back and read below some of the silly reasons I think you ought to go on holiday.

1. Amsterdam – If you like direct communication and eating Space Cakes, this Dutch city is the best place to take your dating prospect on a mini-break.

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2. Berlin – This one is good if the person you are dating is really into club culture and the history of World War II like the Holocaust and Cold War.

3. Paris – This one is so cliche that it feels a bit disgusting to include but it shall be wedged in anyway because a little dirt never hurt nobody.

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4. Edinburgh – this one is good if you don’t want to leave the country or don’t want to deal with a language barrier, though you might struggle with the Leith accent but you do really need to grow up if you do.

5. Budapest – This one is lovely because you can see all the sights spotted in films that have been filmed there masquerading as Paris on the cheap.

6. Prague – See above

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My friend Alex says that dating sucks. He isn’t a fan and keeps telling me again and again. He went on a bit of a dating spree in his youth, which was approximately a thousand years ago. No, it was a bit nearer in the time continuum. His complaints are vast and varied and probably too boring to dig into.

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Well, we do it can anyway; he says that it is complicated and messy, and people’s feelings get hurt. However, according to him, it is much better to be a long-term committed relationship, confirming the streets be saying that it is more fulfilling than flicking through dating profiles of random people. However, he also concedes that you have to do that a lot of the time to find the established loving relationship that you adore so much, so its a bit of some medium-term pain for some potentially rewarding and long-term gain.

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Whether this answer is not what you were looking for, well I can’t help but you are on the right platform; a dating website, to get going with your hunt for the one to potentially wipe your bottom when you are old. Don’t say I never help you.

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According to the excellent and reputable Extra news outlet, Shakira, off Hips Don’t Lie fame and former marriage to Gerard Pique fame, is dating Lucien Laviscount. If you don’t know who he is, he is best known for being on the Netflix smash-hit ‘Emily in Paris’ and one-time toy-boy of Kerry Katona, who was once most known for being in Atomic Kitten, then winner of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, then the lady from the Iceland ads.

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Now, she is making bank on OnlyFans and continuing on her toy-boy legacy. Anyway, Lucien also must have liked being a younger lover, proven her by his decision to now be dating Shakira. 

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Now, we are not in the business of pitting fitties against fitties here but it does seem to be a dating trade-up. However, they are both insane, and that should be said. They’ve both had financial difficulties and only Shakira’s had the looming threat of jail time. Imagine Shakira in prison? Would her incarcerated hips lie? Well, I suppose they might have been, or really were accused of doing so. Anyway, the point of this long, going round the houses tale, is that she has a new man, and he’s most known for snogging Lily Collins, the actress daughter of Phil, via the magic of streaming.

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There has been little to not update with the situation about whether Timothee Chalamet is still dating Kylie Jenner. The whole thing has been a bit shrouded in mystery, which is probably part of the point. Information about the dating life of the Kardashian-Jenners as of late has been quite slim on the ground.

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Apparently, they are now bored of giving us all the details of their dating mishaps because its not as good for them. We knew everything about her sister Kim’s marriages, and the eventual fall-out, to Kris Humphries and Kanye West. Don’t forget Khloe and Tristin Thompson’s weird break-up. No one needs anymore information about Kourtney and Travis Barker.

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Well, they might be right about the need for publicity. They are still getting the publicity because we still want to know and we still pen columns about them. However, c’mon, you can’t leave us this way. You silly sisters can’t treat us this way, get us hooked on your supply and then yank it away. We are addicts! We need all the intel we can get our hands on. Perhaps, this is all we can sink our fingers into. Speculation gleamed from TikTok. To be perfectly fair, this is quite the story of the 21st century.

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Dating is one of the most stressful things that people can do. Well, I hear this is the case for some people. Maybe you are one, maybe you know someone’s whose nerves are shot by the prospect of having a thriving romantic life. If this anxiety doesn’t stop you from dipping your toe in the dating pond, here are my suggestions to not want to commit yourself to a mental institution. 

1. Find an exercise regime you like. 

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Unfortunately, those sick freaks were right. Moving your body is good for your mental health, especially during the horribly stressful attempt of being known by another person. It’s god awful. 

2. Put your phone on airplane mode

Just step away from your blower if you are expecting a text from someone you like and are dating. 

3. Remember its not that deep

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You’ll be okay. You’ve got other things going on! They are actually quite annoying! Way more annoying than you are! 

4. Have other things going on 

This does need to be explicitly stated out loud. You can’t have your life revolve around who and what you are dating. Putting all your eggs in one basket is a one-way ticket to Bunny Boiler Town, population you! Remember, you’ll just be more of an attractive prospect with other things going on.  

Daphne X

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