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Shake Hands With Danger - Dr. Cujo

2026-04-13T16:58:00.004-07:00

Dr. Cujo - Adjust Your Tracking 7"

2026-04-05T15:15:00.004-07:00

Get an EXCLUSIVE STP 7" vinyl release! Here are theme songs from the greatest (and your favorite, we know) movies and internet shows!

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Join Dr. Cujo and his pals in Not A Cult. as you listen in joy to:

Creature Feature from Big Boobenstein and the themes from Ouija Slumber Party, Camp Blood Christmas, Blown, Cinema Head Cheese, and Gas Station Eats & Strange Meats!

These gorgeous, FULL COLOR 7" vinyl EPs are limited edition and when the first 50 are gone they will not be made again.

Nevermore Boogie - Dr. Cujo feat. Paul Counelis

2026-04-05T15:08:00.002-07:00

Nevermore Boogie by Dr. Cujo (feat. Paul Counelis)

Happy Birthday to Me - Dr. Cujo feat. Mel Heflin

2026-04-05T14:55:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday To Me by Dr. Cujo (feat. Mel Heflin)

9 to 5 - Dr. Cujo feat. Lights Out Alaska

2026-03-04T13:28:00.002-07:00

9 to 5 (feat. Lights Out Alaska) by Dr. Cujo

Dance, Devil, Dance - Dr. Cujo

2026-02-23T14:01:00.002-07:00

Dance, Devil, Dance by Dr. Cujo

(Get) Blown - Dr. Cujo & DJ Skiddle

2026-02-23T11:55:00.005-07:00

(Get) Blown by Dr. Cujo (feat. DJ Skiddle)

Rip & Destroy - Dr. Cujo & Uncle Salem

2025-12-30T09:32:00.002-07:00

Rip & Destroy by Dr. Cujo & Uncle Salem

Horrible Sanity, Volume One

2025-10-29T06:33:00.000-07:00

Listen in horror as Jon King and David C. Hayes read Edgar Allan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death" and "The Cask of Amontillado," respectively. You'll receive the stories in a gorgeous, 12" vinyl presentation.

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Recorded LIVE at Blue Frog Books as part of the Great Lakes Association of Horror Writers Poe Reading Series in 2017, this is a wonderful way to bring classic creepiness home as read by Jon and David! 33PRM, 12" Black Vinyl.

Creature Feature - Dr. Cujo

2025-10-28T14:55:00.001-07:00

Creature Feature by Dr. Cujo

Camp Blood Christmas (2025)

2025-10-24T12:37:00.003-07:00

as Gary

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The feature debut of writer/director Matthew Dilts-Williams, Camp Blood Christmas stars Alyssa Wexler, Adelle Tucke, Allison Egan, James L. Edwards (Bloodletting), David C. Hayes, Ian Glassford, Loushaunce, Jeremy White, Matt Jefferson, Ondi Kaye, Mark Mackaye and Jessa Jupiter Flux. The synopsis: “The infamous Camp Blackwood has a new owner intent on leaving its murderous history behind by turning it into a Christmas attraction for families. As new employees start showing up, they learn the killer clown of Camp Blood may not be ready to be forgotten.” Features a theme song by Dr. Cujo!

Late Night Snack Issue #6

2025-10-24T12:16:00.001-07:00

Writer - Splorch!

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Features articles and stories mostly centering around the Devil himself or his followers. This issue has articles on Satan's Blade, Midnight, The Devil Rides Out, and Satanico Pandemonium to name a few.

Splorch! features a spotlight on Faust: Love of the Damned.
Contributors include Peggy Christie, Michael LeBlanc, Jon Kitley, Damien Glonek, Aaron AuBuchon, Dave Kosanke, and David C. Hayes.

48 pages of devilish fun!

Ska'd of Thunder - Knights in Ska's Service (feat. Dr. Cujo)

2025-10-02T16:30:00.004-07:00

The Middle (feat. Marquette) - Dr. Cujo

2025-10-02T16:27:00.007-07:00

The Middle feat. Marquette by Dr. Cujo

Camp Blood Christmas (feat. PoorMouse) - Dr. Cujo

2025-10-02T16:24:00.008-07:00

Camp Blood Christmas by Dr. Cujo

Gas Station Eats and Strange Meats (feat. Keyframe Audio) - Dr. Cujo

2025-10-02T16:23:00.002-07:00

Bigly Shot - Trumpleton (feat. Dr. Cujo)

2025-10-02T16:20:00.000-07:00

Ouija Slumber Party - Not A Cult. (feat. Dr. Cujo)

2025-10-02T16:15:00.003-07:00

Dr. Cujo - He Can See You Now

2025-10-02T16:06:00.000-07:00

Get the debut EP from Dr. Cujo on 12" vinyl, CD, and cassette! Dr. Cujo and his band of misfit musicians offer this first EP release filled with horror punk and metal weirdness! Strap in (or strap on) and get ready to listen the musical version of a schlocky b-movie.

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Features Lords of October, Uncle Salem, Dan Ripke, Daryl Bean, and more! Includes a special sneak peak of "Bigly Shot" by Trumpleton (featuring the good doctor). Tracks:

Wolfman Scat (feat. Nebula)

The Raven

Bride of the Monster

The Ballad of Dr. Mixter

Cinema Head Cheese

7 Mary What? (feat. Audri Marlane)

Devil Take Me

Miss #6

Pet Semetary (feat. Uncle Salem)

Bigly Shot - Trumpleton

Pet Semetary (feat. Uncle Salem) - Dr. Cujo

2025-05-28T11:25:00.000-07:00

null by Dr. Cujo

Rottentail Limited Edition VHS

2025-03-16T11:16:00.003-07:00

Writer/Creator

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Your favorite maniacal Bunny Man is back... to the future! This retro VHS release is SIGNED by David Hayes and is limited to 100 units TOTAL. If you collect the movie bricks, then this is the one for you!

Full film on VHS in clamshell case with color insert. SIGNED by the creator, David C. Hayes!
As seen on The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs!

The graphic novel that became a major motion picture! Geeky fertility researcher Peter Cotton is bitten by a mutant rabbit and changes into the half-man/half-bunny Rottentail. What's a boy to do? Why, take a hippity, hoppity trip home of course! Peter begins a bloody killing spree of revenge that culminates in his childhood hometown of Easter Falls.

Stars Corin Nemec (Parker Lewis Can't Lose), Dominique Swain (Face-Off), William McNamara (Copycat), and Tank Jones (Amityville Uprising).

Late Night Snack Issue #5

2025-03-16T10:07:00.002-07:00

Writer - Splorch!

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Late Night Snack Issue 5 - Feature comic stories, fiction, movie articles and and whatever else we could cram in to the 48-pages.

This issue has the continuing story of Lethal Lita, the all new Space Vixens from Mars, articles on Baron Blood, Alice, Sweet Alice, Robot Monster, Fatal Games, Evil Ernie, 964 Pinocchio, Shatter Dead and more.

Contributors include Peggy Christie, Michael LeBlanc, Jon Kitley, Damien Glonek, Aaron AuBuchon, Dave Kosanke, and David C. Hayes.

Ouija Slumber Party (2025)

2025-01-11T13:40:00.001-07:00

Writer
with Edward Lee

COMING SOON!

When Ryan (Ryan Martel) and his team of barely-dressed paranormal investigators—Mel Heflin, Morrigan Thompson, and Penny Aphrodite—venture into the infamous Marsten House, they think it’s just another spooky gig. But this isn’t your typical haunted house. For thirty years, women have been disappearing during steamy showers, and the group soon uncovers why: Marsten’s twisted experiments opened a portal to another dimension.

Poking around his eerie lab, the gang’s reckless “Human Ouija” stunt reactivates the portal, unleashing Marsten’s vengeful wife and the missing women back into the world. But these aren’t the same women—they’re transformed, corrupted, and hellbent on world domination. Now it’s up to Ryan and his scantily clad crew to stop them. Spoiler alert: humanity’s chances aren’t looking great.

With paranormal mayhem, over-the-top laughs, and plenty of ahem skin, “Ouija Slumber Party” delivers a throwback dose of 90s straight-to-video chaos, in the vein of Bikini Car Wash and Evil Toons. Also starring Indie Sensation Angel Bradford and Lunchmeat VHS’ own Josh Schafer, this is one wild VHS-inspired ride you won’t want to miss!

Written by:

David C. Hayes ( "Knight Chills," "Rottentail"): Horror screenwriter extraordinaire.
Edward Lee ("The Bighead," "Flesh Gothic"): The master of extreme horror.

Knight Chills (2024 Special Edition)

2024-12-07T14:31:00.000-07:00

Writer
Based off the film "Knight Chills"

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The 25th Anniversary Novelization of the hit film! John is an avid role player. He has feelings for Brooke, a fellow role player, but when Brooke makes it clear to him that the feelings are far from mutual John is thrown into despair and takes his own life. For his game master and the rest of the players, this is only the beginning of their nightmare, as a mysterious black knight strikes them down one by one. It is the ultimate roleplaying adventure as his rivals strive to not only come to grips with what they thought could not be possible, but now must also fight to stay alive!

Frostbite (2024, Splatter Theatre Press)

2024-12-07T12:54:00.000-07:00

Writer
Illustrated by Sean Seal

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FA LA LA LA? FROSTBITE!

We know, we know. There are a million Christmas stories out there. This is one of them... but it isn't anything you've read before. Join Frostbite the Snowman as he rips and shreds his way across your favorite holiday. Remember, on Christmas, we really get what we deserve!

From the deranged mind of David C. Hayes and the putrid brain of Sean Seal comes Frostbite the Snowman. It isn't all that bad, though. Who would wage a war on Christmas if THAT guy was coming at you? See. Silver linings.

This is the SPECIAL EXPANDED EDITION for 2024!

NOT FOR CHILDREN YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!