<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853</id><updated>2026-07-31T01:34:02.933-07:00</updated><title type='text'>David&#39;s really cool</title><subtitle type='html'>I am the best david ever, i have sooo many cats too</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-6115753181022494001</id><published>2010-09-04T18:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-04T18:09:44.501-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What is up with my face?</title><content type='html'>For some reason, chicks don&#39;t dig me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDZjQGLmK5lw1Q7iivmfcYR-gn1LNAhb5aRuhods2pxvSRf5jeVO5oAwwwM7v6DcGGiwBXtRGyZBiNvSZNHcor2CqTeEorVL-pR3iYflsALa9QSoiR65IcLQniCuar_n3XFtbTz0aVy_rM/s1600/1280083552543.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;640&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDZjQGLmK5lw1Q7iivmfcYR-gn1LNAhb5aRuhods2pxvSRf5jeVO5oAwwwM7v6DcGGiwBXtRGyZBiNvSZNHcor2CqTeEorVL-pR3iYflsALa9QSoiR65IcLQniCuar_n3XFtbTz0aVy_rM/s640/1280083552543.jpg&quot; width=&quot;636&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I just can&#39;t imagine why...</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/6115753181022494001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-is-up-with-my-face.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/6115753181022494001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/6115753181022494001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-is-up-with-my-face.html' title='What is up with my face?'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDZjQGLmK5lw1Q7iivmfcYR-gn1LNAhb5aRuhods2pxvSRf5jeVO5oAwwwM7v6DcGGiwBXtRGyZBiNvSZNHcor2CqTeEorVL-pR3iYflsALa9QSoiR65IcLQniCuar_n3XFtbTz0aVy_rM/s72-c/1280083552543.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-7171258094891621030</id><published>2010-08-29T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-29T10:36:16.640-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiR1mYe2bZEUhr3p6-q56VR9KkEmmLI9FXp_ltM4NATEaJGB95sK4mzjTZNu8twWalDXPVMCZodWhzMDWG-lY2TogZwKy6n61WWLHWRWPO522WstWtyi7uxh1hoyP_vwJvHVOxezYYlhJX/s1600/1280069694380.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;480&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiR1mYe2bZEUhr3p6-q56VR9KkEmmLI9FXp_ltM4NATEaJGB95sK4mzjTZNu8twWalDXPVMCZodWhzMDWG-lY2TogZwKy6n61WWLHWRWPO522WstWtyi7uxh1hoyP_vwJvHVOxezYYlhJX/s640/1280069694380.jpg&quot; width=&quot;640&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!&lt;br /&gt;
i found this glorious frog inside a large chuck of feces this morning and every time i look at it, i can&#39;t look away and i have to bask in it&#39;s glory until someone forces my attention away</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/7171258094891621030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/all-glory-to-hypnotoad.html#comment-form' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/7171258094891621030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/7171258094891621030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/all-glory-to-hypnotoad.html' title='ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiR1mYe2bZEUhr3p6-q56VR9KkEmmLI9FXp_ltM4NATEaJGB95sK4mzjTZNu8twWalDXPVMCZodWhzMDWG-lY2TogZwKy6n61WWLHWRWPO522WstWtyi7uxh1hoyP_vwJvHVOxezYYlhJX/s72-c/1280069694380.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-5283063123021777324</id><published>2010-08-28T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-28T23:34:17.731-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQr8i4myr7TavmU8HAlPZi9viCZiZY08x8e-v_IVo5cCsNoshBX-90Zghjdd7m448Zt6xz99pAxtywWer-tzapq2hUDz6VGa_Q-j5HuDmuw3a6pSIRxk1N2UapWW7wb2Kr4P7mVOrklNc8/s1600/1280076235196.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQr8i4myr7TavmU8HAlPZi9viCZiZY08x8e-v_IVo5cCsNoshBX-90Zghjdd7m448Zt6xz99pAxtywWer-tzapq2hUDz6VGa_Q-j5HuDmuw3a6pSIRxk1N2UapWW7wb2Kr4P7mVOrklNc8/s320/1280076235196.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This is exactly how i felt when that rock exploded and covered my dining room in feces</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/5283063123021777324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/this-is-exactly-how-i-felt-when-that.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/5283063123021777324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/5283063123021777324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/this-is-exactly-how-i-felt-when-that.html' title=''/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQr8i4myr7TavmU8HAlPZi9viCZiZY08x8e-v_IVo5cCsNoshBX-90Zghjdd7m448Zt6xz99pAxtywWer-tzapq2hUDz6VGa_Q-j5HuDmuw3a6pSIRxk1N2UapWW7wb2Kr4P7mVOrklNc8/s72-c/1280076235196.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-7873712497117034933</id><published>2010-08-28T23:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-28T23:28:05.787-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF</title><content type='html'>okay, so i left off telling you guys i was about to smack open that rock right?&lt;br /&gt;
well, i did, and fucken crazy shit happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;Shit started flying everywhere, i mean real shit. took hours to clean up.&lt;br /&gt;
i&#39;m still trying to figure out what the fuck happened here</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/7873712497117034933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/wtf.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/7873712497117034933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/7873712497117034933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/wtf.html' title='WTF'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-6975802833464031302</id><published>2010-08-27T17:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-27T17:17:36.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i&#39;m allright now</title><content type='html'>Okay, i stopped freaking out long enough to go find a chisel to try to crack this space rock open, wish me tons of luck</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/6975802833464031302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/im-allright-now.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/6975802833464031302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/6975802833464031302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/im-allright-now.html' title='i&#39;m allright now'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1265413483575830853.post-1158950896885817175</id><published>2010-08-27T15:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-27T15:50:18.788-07:00</updated><title type='text'>soup guys, i&#39;m David</title><content type='html'>Alrite, today i noticed something i shouldn&#39;t have.&lt;br /&gt;
I shouldn&#39;t have been looking there, but i was so don&#39;t give me any crap about it.&lt;br /&gt;
There was a huge rock in the middle of my pool, but i swear, it wasn&#39;t a normal huge rock.&lt;br /&gt;
It looked like some crazy space shit that landed in my pool and evaporated half of the water in it.&lt;br /&gt;
shit&#39;s so crazy</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/feeds/1158950896885817175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/soup-guys-im-david.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/1158950896885817175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1265413483575830853/posts/default/1158950896885817175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://davidsreallycool.blogspot.com/2010/08/soup-guys-im-david.html' title='soup guys, i&#39;m David'/><author><name>David Davidson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13263746066260267792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjEyVDkqaHdcdmkDM72Uq7Tlwrv7tDSjeMzch8UE3LWAjUYYPgDj1nlUQG1IsPCKLYh-ODzATDTXUFBCTzUpS_mn4M7B_dR25NuNPphLLLWQ6YZ7j0eZh-SumfmytQJ4c/s220/1279337473586.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>