dcrTumbles

You Can't Lose

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:13:52 -0500

If you find a winning gambler who doesn’t like to lose, what will he do if you bet him he won’t give you all his money?

Conditioning

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:13:23 -0400

Did Pavlov condition dogs to salivate at the ringing of a bell, or did the dogs condition Pavlov to ring the bell?

Passion

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:35 -0400

To be a successful writer, write about your passion, or passion fruit, whichever is easier.

A Bird in the Hand

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:20:11 -0400

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless the two have a nest, then you can take their eggs, incubate them, raise the little birdies and have two or more birds.

The Monkey and the Squirrel

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:02:59 -0400

A squirrel and a monkey walked into a bar, but you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

Floating Out to Sea

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:16:53 -0400

No man is an island, but that depends upon how large the man is and how you define “island.”

Reading is Believing

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:31:05 -0400

If you believe everything you read, you’re better off just watching television.

When You Wish...

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:17:14 -0400

What happens when you wish upon a falling star?

Time

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:04:04 -0400

Time flies when you need to get something done.

Wit's End

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:04:27 -0500

This is where I draw the line_________________________.

Gardening

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:09:59 -0500

As you sow, so shall you reap, unless you’re lazy or hire someone to do it.

If I Were...

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:02:17 -0500

If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be blogging.

Daily Proclamation: I'm Gonna Be

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:06:00 -0500

But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, but only for $100 per mile and not all at once.

Politics as Usual

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:50:37 -0500

Politicians are little more than a bunch of pots calling the kettles black.

Miles of Smiles

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:12:24 -0500

A smile a day proudly displays the broccoli stuck between your two front teeth.

Four-Leaf Clover

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:37:05 -0500

If you’re overlooking something, how do you know you’ve overlooked it?

Mathematics

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:59:44 -0500

One is the loneliest number, except for zero, or x which doesn’t even know what it is.

Land Shark

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:24:53 -0500

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day but if you teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime unless he lives in the desert in which case you’re a cruel, heartless individual.

Paging Dr. Doolittle

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:08:06 -0500

So then the squirrel says… hold on, squirrels don’t talk!

Directional Physics

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:03:46 -0500

It may be a stone’s throw away, but how big is the stone, what velocity and direction is the wind blowing and who’s throwing the stone?