tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85223582011-12-11T22:04:43.266ZSeco, muito seco...EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-40543853337337378352011-08-05T10:46:00.001+01:002011-08-05T10:47:15.290+01:002011-08-05T10:47:15.290+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;">Saw a dyslexic boat captain who were always screaming. His name was CAPT. LOCK</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;">Se eu tivesse um computador da Apple iria fazer nudismo para a Praia do Mec</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;">O Wolverine dava um óptimo piloto de ralis porque ele tem o kit de unhas.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-4054385333733737835?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/feDQzSg5N4CQjSHXdfnLwEcSnAk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/feDQzSg5N4CQjSHXdfnLwEcSnAk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/feDQzSg5N4CQjSHXdfnLwEcSnAk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/feDQzSg5N4CQjSHXdfnLwEcSnAk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/ipq4hn4cCng" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com1http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/08/resmas-delas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-45682030851758725532011-06-17T21:23:00.003+01:002011-06-17T21:23:27.644+01:002011-06-17T21:23:27.644+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Há quem goste de strings mas o Sporting gosta mais de schaars.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-4568203085175872553?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ypHljvo0JIm3Vl9-S7uXqTBKfk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ypHljvo0JIm3Vl9-S7uXqTBKfk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ypHljvo0JIm3Vl9-S7uXqTBKfk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9ypHljvo0JIm3Vl9-S7uXqTBKfk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/uCBQUxu-NGI" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/06/esta-estava-programada.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-20609526996476240422011-06-14T19:57:00.002+01:002011-06-14T19:57:17.968+01:002011-06-14T19:57:17.968+01:00Rapper Biggie Smalls didn't like travelling because he hated tupac.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2060952699647624042?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oDXeCn0KEC6p0xmjEkf79V5y4hM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oDXeCn0KEC6p0xmjEkf79V5y4hM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oDXeCn0KEC6p0xmjEkf79V5y4hM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oDXeCn0KEC6p0xmjEkf79V5y4hM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/U4LjKOCdI18" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/06/check-it-out.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-83090866385159668072011-06-08T19:07:00.002+01:002011-06-08T19:07:35.032+01:002011-06-08T19:07:35.032+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">No one knows that moths are gay because they never come out of the closet.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-8309086638515966807?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-6d-SHKZYFVgn3_OwPDnSQszAK4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-6d-SHKZYFVgn3_OwPDnSQszAK4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-6d-SHKZYFVgn3_OwPDnSQszAK4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-6d-SHKZYFVgn3_OwPDnSQszAK4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/msEr39b0WrA" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/06/clothes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-29707316272345873092011-05-20T07:58:00.001+01:002011-06-08T19:08:18.873+01:002011-06-08T19:08:18.873+01:00Se queres sair à noite sabes qual é o bar que está sempre na moda?<br /> É o Bar Refaeli.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2970731627234587309?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yfUnqP7Tu9-SN9hZKqQ_2kASD94/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yfUnqP7Tu9-SN9hZKqQ_2kASD94/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yfUnqP7Tu9-SN9hZKqQ_2kASD94/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yfUnqP7Tu9-SN9hZKqQ_2kASD94/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/pzqBFkldCGs" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/05/sair-noite.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-69021160551423273482011-04-14T10:32:00.002+01:002011-04-14T10:32:59.605+01:002011-04-14T10:32:59.605+01:00A Shakira já está descontente no seu namoro com o defesa do Barcelona, diz que ele sai muitas vezes durante a noite. Ele desculpa-se dizendo que há sempre muita gente a chamar o Piquet de Emergência.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-6902116055142327348?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f1G0mCK_n-By_qlkVsfRNIa3Ft0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f1G0mCK_n-By_qlkVsfRNIa3Ft0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f1G0mCK_n-By_qlkVsfRNIa3Ft0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/f1G0mCK_n-By_qlkVsfRNIa3Ft0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/UoCjZu7q9LM" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/04/loca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-22411489157136481602011-01-03T11:38:00.002Z2011-01-03T11:38:54.385Z2011-01-03T11:38:54.385ZOs Espanhóis são muito mimados. Quando não têm cerveja fazem birra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2241148915713648160?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UJDGFS7eBPCG4ntwuiCkpS_98PY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UJDGFS7eBPCG4ntwuiCkpS_98PY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UJDGFS7eBPCG4ntwuiCkpS_98PY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UJDGFS7eBPCG4ntwuiCkpS_98PY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/IGYNa81ka90" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2011/01/canas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-3374412898822904172010-12-17T14:55:00.000Z2010-12-17T14:55:36.420Z2010-12-17T14:55:36.420ZHá quem ache que perceber&nbsp;HTML&nbsp;é um monstro de sete cabeças...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TQt5vBR95OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ZNNnDdkm2Aw/s1600/html.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TQt5vBR95OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/ZNNnDdkm2Aw/s1600/html.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-337441289882290417?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/klvELLZ-qaq1nnqY6cRoEcDnl_w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/klvELLZ-qaq1nnqY6cRoEcDnl_w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/klvELLZ-qaq1nnqY6cRoEcDnl_w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/klvELLZ-qaq1nnqY6cRoEcDnl_w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/EQblfr9lQbc" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/12/meh.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-65289766939828600372010-11-28T14:59:00.000Z2010-11-28T14:59:26.743Z2010-11-28T14:59:26.743ZOs jogadores do Manchester United vão de carro para o trabalho porque têm sempre Park.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TPJuQUFbaoI/AAAAAAAAACs/Ac9uAkW4vag/s1600/park-ji-sung-.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="192" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TPJuQUFbaoI/AAAAAAAAACs/Ac9uAkW4vag/s320/park-ji-sung-.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-6528976693982860037?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g5Ri_dH8su_IIgbF5RIRtno4ZmU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g5Ri_dH8su_IIgbF5RIRtno4ZmU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g5Ri_dH8su_IIgbF5RIRtno4ZmU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g5Ri_dH8su_IIgbF5RIRtno4ZmU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/TqxSaU2hQB0" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/11/man-utd.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-52530419107011269542010-08-26T14:41:00.001+01:002010-08-26T14:43:15.681+01:002010-08-26T14:43:15.681+01:00Todos os jogadores do Genk têm um portátil. Mas que geenks!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-5253041910701126954?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zCK8gWUV72_cGTrRhrnE6Sg8ctc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zCK8gWUV72_cGTrRhrnE6Sg8ctc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zCK8gWUV72_cGTrRhrnE6Sg8ctc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zCK8gWUV72_cGTrRhrnE6Sg8ctc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/rMzlx697HrE" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/untitled.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-36767048165422972492010-08-26T14:39:00.001+01:002010-08-26T14:41:09.255+01:002010-08-26T14:41:09.255+01:00Fui ver o "Salt". A Angelina continua boa actriz. Pelo menos sabia as deixas todas de cor e Salteado.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-3676704816542297249?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zg1b2ndtvpmd09aixaZsymoN7Ts/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zg1b2ndtvpmd09aixaZsymoN7Ts/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zg1b2ndtvpmd09aixaZsymoN7Ts/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zg1b2ndtvpmd09aixaZsymoN7Ts/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/2mogt_wAhqI" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/salgada.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-72297917341734782282010-08-20T12:26:00.000+01:002010-08-20T12:27:15.638+01:002010-08-20T12:27:15.638+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Porque é que as equipas de futebol não têm índios no plantel principal?<br />- Porque eles jogam nas reservas.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-7229791734173478228?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tMMKskNIQ8hEKh-TM0voiZ0qOe0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tMMKskNIQ8hEKh-TM0voiZ0qOe0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tMMKskNIQ8hEKh-TM0voiZ0qOe0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tMMKskNIQ8hEKh-TM0voiZ0qOe0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/Uqm9FSapBnM" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com3http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/nem-convocados-sao.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-80826026336601046782010-08-16T12:57:00.001+01:002010-08-16T12:57:54.224+01:002010-08-16T12:57:54.224+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TGknquUwQRI/AAAAAAAAACc/n8A-pbxuwF0/s1600/IMG00064-20100731-1536.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/TGknquUwQRI/AAAAAAAAACc/n8A-pbxuwF0/s320/IMG00064-20100731-1536.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505975634380210450" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-8082602633660104678?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Go68_0Ie8hZ9sEiYA9HcOzuKOT8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Go68_0Ie8hZ9sEiYA9HcOzuKOT8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Go68_0Ie8hZ9sEiYA9HcOzuKOT8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Go68_0Ie8hZ9sEiYA9HcOzuKOT8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/MormQXWYbAM" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/moscatel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-56122233337620354632010-08-12T19:40:00.002+01:002010-08-12T19:45:13.992+01:002010-08-12T19:45:13.992+01:00Quando o <a href="http://www.zerozero.pt/jogador/bernardo_corradi/actual/ficha/0/default/2076/?search=1&amp;search_string=corradi&amp;menu=esc">Corradi</a>, jogador que o Sporting <a href="http://abola.pt/nnh/ver.aspx?id=217890">queria</a>, não os pode ver na TV, como é que ele fica a par dos jogos de futebol? <div>-Corrádio.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-5612223333762035463?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a9hLUIdauGr8p7-MKW7gWCOwt1g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a9hLUIdauGr8p7-MKW7gWCOwt1g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a9hLUIdauGr8p7-MKW7gWCOwt1g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a9hLUIdauGr8p7-MKW7gWCOwt1g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/2xtSVep8mIU" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/cantera-leonina.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-73915301349562871052010-08-02T12:09:00.000+01:002010-08-02T12:10:10.857+01:002010-08-02T12:10:10.857+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Que estilo de natação praticou Luís de Camões quando naufragou e salvou a sua obra?<br />- Mariprosa.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-7391530134956287105?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QsCVRxI0Bd4fqy1CPRL5CY4v-3g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QsCVRxI0Bd4fqy1CPRL5CY4v-3g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QsCVRxI0Bd4fqy1CPRL5CY4v-3g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QsCVRxI0Bd4fqy1CPRL5CY4v-3g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/tmQdIpdzmdE" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com1http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/08/nadando.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-42954473284546981472010-06-30T01:15:00.001+01:002010-06-30T01:15:59.184+01:002010-06-30T01:15:59.184+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">O Fernando Llorente da selecção espanhola faz muitos downloads ilegais.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Está sempre a sacar lorrents.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-4295447328454698147?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HiFYI16t-l59hQyY1aHk98syUY4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HiFYI16t-l59hQyY1aHk98syUY4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HiFYI16t-l59hQyY1aHk98syUY4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HiFYI16t-l59hQyY1aHk98syUY4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/N0WWQArZ0Og" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/06/espanha-que-se-leech.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-91904513162524763842010-06-26T10:49:00.002+01:002010-06-26T10:53:56.382+01:002010-06-26T10:53:56.382+01:00Não percebo esta medida do José Trocaste em meter portagens nas SCUT. O feitiço vai-se virar contra o feiticeiro! Assim vai-lhe sair muito mais caro cada vez que for apanhado nas eSCUTas...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-9190451316252476384?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Du0VsUZmVhXwDlCb_oZs-2Lul-Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Du0VsUZmVhXwDlCb_oZs-2Lul-Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Du0VsUZmVhXwDlCb_oZs-2Lul-Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Du0VsUZmVhXwDlCb_oZs-2Lul-Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/-12CEbQqins" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/06/scut.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-23033297705618978482010-06-26T10:47:00.001+01:002010-06-26T10:55:18.495+01:002010-06-26T10:55:18.495+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Os livres do Reinaldo resultariam muito melhor se ele jogasse no FCPorto. Ele dizia: "toma hawk!", centrava e o Falcão marcava.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2303329770561897848?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2RzZC6AjJxQ54cJUmELvGvSUxI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2RzZC6AjJxQ54cJUmELvGvSUxI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2RzZC6AjJxQ54cJUmELvGvSUxI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2RzZC6AjJxQ54cJUmELvGvSUxI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/Rn74hw_7SUI" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2010/06/tomahawk.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-69827138459724009712009-10-25T13:11:00.003Z2009-10-25T13:13:35.075Z2009-10-25T13:13:35.075ZUm amigo meu tem uma taberna e ultimamente tenta manter a taberna sempre limpa. Diz ele:<br />- Eu não acredito em fiscalizações, pero que LASAE, LASAE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-6982713845972400971?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qTDElyFyFCwPKc-Ivt5kVnM4NQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qTDElyFyFCwPKc-Ivt5kVnM4NQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qTDElyFyFCwPKc-Ivt5kVnM4NQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qTDElyFyFCwPKc-Ivt5kVnM4NQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/LNerIkartM0" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com1http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/10/pero-que-las-hay-las-hay.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-2006800608000412472009-10-23T15:51:00.002+01:002009-10-23T15:53:26.298+01:002009-10-23T15:53:26.298+01:00<a href="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/gen.pl?p=stories&amp;op=view&amp;fokey=bz.stories/53140">http://blitz.aeiou.pt/gen.pl?p=stories&amp;op=view&amp;fokey=bz.stories/53140</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/users/0/65/u2-3b3d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 181px;" src="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/users/0/65/u2-3b3d.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Parece que os bilhetes para o segundo concerto de U2 estarão à venda apenas nas lojas Worten. É caso para aproveitar porque os U2 não worten sempre!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-200680060800041247?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kSwg8ODqRPA4g3iquCecU5S38-k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kSwg8ODqRPA4g3iquCecU5S38-k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kSwg8ODqRPA4g3iquCecU5S38-k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kSwg8ODqRPA4g3iquCecU5S38-k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/kuQoCZIuitg" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com1http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/10/u2-take-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-36230649814205011962009-09-15T16:44:00.000+01:002009-09-15T16:45:45.119+01:002009-09-15T16:45:45.119+01:00No outro dia estava trovejar bués. Vi um raio tão grande, mas tão grande que parecia um diâmetro.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-3623064981420501196?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JnFlqYUPOOmhspmIgk7iMkqGruQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JnFlqYUPOOmhspmIgk7iMkqGruQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JnFlqYUPOOmhspmIgk7iMkqGruQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JnFlqYUPOOmhspmIgk7iMkqGruQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/mmX5sAAKB-U" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/09/raios-e-curiscos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-27562548988236812912009-09-09T11:48:00.002+01:002009-09-09T11:51:46.738+01:002009-09-09T11:51:46.738+01:00Shaquille O'Neal foi jogar xadrez. Ele diz que joga muito bem porque faz sempre shaq mate.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2756254898823681291?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EG8AJFfs6sywSVAWAPitruRcUo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EG8AJFfs6sywSVAWAPitruRcUo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EG8AJFfs6sywSVAWAPitruRcUo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EG8AJFfs6sywSVAWAPitruRcUo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/K6iVvZC46Xs" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/09/big-pawn.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-45965504337134103732009-09-02T15:02:00.003+01:002009-09-02T15:05:05.468+01:002009-09-02T15:05:05.468+01:00- Qualquer dia o Esperanto vai passar a ser utilizado por toda a gente!<br />- Vai <span style="font-style: italic;">esperanto </span>sentado...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-4596550433713410373?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IY2BzVaCULbXrq2Dr43AcF76lHk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IY2BzVaCULbXrq2Dr43AcF76lHk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IY2BzVaCULbXrq2Dr43AcF76lHk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IY2BzVaCULbXrq2Dr43AcF76lHk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/cBSl5XbtHss" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/09/ma-lingua.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-21713226475604310902009-07-27T19:17:00.002+01:002009-07-27T19:22:04.014+01:002009-07-27T19:22:04.014+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/Sm3wAS7zz0I/AAAAAAAAABw/wRbzTcrDhLs/s1600-h/kings-of-leon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/Sm3wAS7zz0I/AAAAAAAAABw/wRbzTcrDhLs/s200/kings-of-leon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363206619141492546" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Os Kings of Leon têm os seus carros todos equipados...<br />Até há quem os confunda e lhes chame de Kings of Neon!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/Sm3v6SfaFWI/AAAAAAAAABo/NIqxtoDsuoA/s1600-h/neon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 114px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/Sm3v6SfaFWI/AAAAAAAAABo/NIqxtoDsuoA/s200/neon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363206515943150946" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-2171322647560431090?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vldhKZDd7c9dK8k7k9bC0JYZzm4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vldhKZDd7c9dK8k7k9bC0JYZzm4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vldhKZDd7c9dK8k7k9bC0JYZzm4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vldhKZDd7c9dK8k7k9bC0JYZzm4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/gjbvAKG29C4" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com0http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/07/xunning.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8522358.post-83772826225840164862009-06-18T15:12:00.002+01:002009-06-18T15:14:53.238+01:002009-06-18T15:14:53.238+01:00Parece que afinal Cissokho já não vai para o AC Milan devido a um problema com os dentes...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/SjpLnUD_XTI/AAAAAAAAABg/GS0VeGMycuk/s1600-h/ciss.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nU4RxE0fLoM/SjpLnUD_XTI/AAAAAAAAABg/GS0VeGMycuk/s320/ciss.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348670646228311346" border="0" /></a><br />Vai voltar para o Porto com um sorriso amarelo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8522358-8377282622584016486?l=detodosum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yTHeh6dBlbMx902cU152e_n-d0s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yTHeh6dBlbMx902cU152e_n-d0s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yTHeh6dBlbMx902cU152e_n-d0s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yTHeh6dBlbMx902cU152e_n-d0s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DeTodosUmOPior/~4/bQlwinHuEHE" height="1" width="1"/>EPluribusUnumnoreply@blogger.com3http://detodosum.blogspot.com/2009/06/vai-nao-vai.html