DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR

GIRLS WHO RUN - LAMBGOAT PEOPLE

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:21:00 +0000

01 TWO DEGREES BELOW

02 AMBER

03 XANNEBOWMANX

04 INKONGUDUNK & TODIEFOR

05 SHAOLINLAMBKILLER

06 SAY10ORDIE

07 EVAMARIE

08 SIFL

09 AMANDA MICHELLE

10 SEKIO

11 RAVENOUSMURDER

12 THE SHOUT OUTS SONG (PART ONE)

13 XANDREW FROM DENVERX

14 TWELVE GAYGE VALENTINE

15 ENVIRONMENT

16 BRAVEDENER

17 XSHAT_CREWX BEATDOWN

18 HARKIN RULES!

19 HOOKER

20 PLEASEDIE

21 GOD & DIE DIE DIE

22 NOTME

23 SUFFER

24 HURRICANT

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IT ABSOLUTELY DEFIES LOGIC WHY I WOULD EVER BOTHER TO PUT A DEAD AND OBSOLETE MUSIC PROJECT THAT WAS A TRIBUTE TO WHAT IS BY FAR THE GAYEST ATROCITY ON THE NET OTHERWISE UNFORTUNATELY KNOWN AS "LAMBGOAT.COM". IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LAMBGOAT IS, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING BORN JUST YESTERDAY AND THUS PROBABLY ENJOY LISTENING TO DEATHCORE AS WELL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, ALLOW ME TO TAKE MY SWEET FUCKING TIMES IN MY CURRENTLY OLD-AND-LONELY WIDOW DAYS AND EXPLAIN TO YOU FUCKING GRANDSONS WHAT THIS ABSURDITY IS ABOUT.

WHAT IS NOW AN EXTREMELY VILE PIT OF HERMAPHRODITES THAT COMPRISE OF LAMBGOAT WAS ONCE AN INTERNET OUTLET FOR HARDCORE AND ALBUMS NEWS AND REVIEWS. OVER THE YEARS DUE ITS SUCCESSFUL WEB DEVELOPMENT AND PROMOTION (BUT PERHAPS MAINLY LUCK), THE WEBSITE'S ENTREPRENEURIAL FORUM EXPANDED TO BE ONE OF THE MOST CLAUSTROPHOBICALLY GROTESQUE MESSAGE BOARDS OF THE NET. POPULATED BY MAINLY DISGRUNTLED METALHEAD OGRES AND HARDCORE TOUGH-GUYS ALL OVER THE WORLD ALIKE, THIS WEBSITE IS NOW THE LARGEST SOCIAL GATHERING OF CONSISTING OF SEXUALLY-DEPRIVED AND OVERWEIGHT VIRGIN FAGGOTS ELICITING UPON EACH OTHER THE HOSTILITIES DERIVED FROM THEIR VARIOUS SOCIAL/SEXUAL INADEQUACIES IN REAL LIFE. AS IF THIS ISN'T PATHETICALLY ABSURD ENOUGH, THE SO-CALLED "LAMBGOAT SUB-CULTURE" HAS BEEN SPREADING LIKE UNPROTECTED SEXUAL PLAGUES IN UGANDA, CONSUMING EVERYTHING REMOTELY HETEROSEXUAL OR RATIONAL IN THE HEADLINES OF CURRENT EVENTS IN RELATION TO METAL AND HARDCORE WITH PAINFULLY BLAND INSULTS AND GIMMICKS. NO DEROGATORY CRITICISM WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE REDUNDANT OVERUSE OF THE WORD "FAGGOT", A VERSATILE NOUN/ADJECTIVE/VERB THAT STRIKES INTO HEART OF THE MOST SENSITIVE AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY NAIVE NEWBIES AND DISCOURAGING THEM FROM EVER VISITING THE FAGGOT WEBSITE AGAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU OLD REGULARS GO DWEP YOUR LIVES IN AN AIDS-INFESTED FIRE YOU FUCKING USELESS FAGGOTS?

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RIDICULOUS ELITE HIERARCHAL MEMBERSHIP-BASED INTERNET CULTS, YOUR QUALITY OF POSTS DEFINITELY DO NOT MATTER IN CONTRAST TO YOUR NUMBER OF POSTS AND MEMBERSHIP SENIORITY. YOU CAN POST A VALID POST-SECONDARY PHD THESIS ABOUT THE SOCIOLOGICAL FAGGOTRY OF THE METAL SCENE, AND YOU'LL STILL BE FLAMED AND LABELLED AS A RAMPANT HOMOSEXUAL BY MOST. BUT, WHEREAS IF SOME FUCKING OLD-SCHOOL DICKHEAD LIKE XSHAT_CREWX OR CKK COMES IN AND DESCRIBES THE TEXTURE OF HIS MOST RECENT DUMP, THE POST IMMEDIATELY BECOMES A MASTERPIECE AS IT'S HIGHJACKED BY 100+ REPLIES. THANKFULLY THOSE ARE THE SAME POSTS THAT HELP ME GET BY MY UNEVENTFUL DAYS, AS THEY'RE EXTREMELY LOVELY AND STIMULATING FOR MY FUCKING APPETITE FOR I AM THE FAT OGRE AND ENDURING THROUGH MIDDLE AGE MASTURBATING TO R. KELLY YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND PERHAPS THIS IS WHY I LOATHE THE LAMBGOAT COMMUNITY SO MUCH, BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LURK SOME REGULAR FAGGOT'S PROFILE IT REMINDS ME OF HOW INSIGNIFICANT AND UNWORTHY OF LIVING MY OWN GODDAMN LIFE IS. WILL SOMEBODY RECOMMEND SOME SOCIALIZED THERAPY FOR MY POOR IMPOVERISHED ASS PLEASE? GIVE AT LEAST SOME CARE EVER ... PRETTY PLEASE?

JUST AS YOU THINK EVERYTHING CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY GAYER, THIS SOLO PROJECT IS RELEASED IN TRIBUTE TO THAT INTOLERABLE SHITHOLE COMMUNITY! MAJORITY OF THESE HORRENDOUS SONGS ARE BASED ON SERENADING THE RESPECTIVE MEMBER(S) INDICATED BY THE SONG NAME. JUST LIKE THE MEMBERS THE TITLES REPRESENT, THESE TRACKS ARE SOME OF THE WORST FUCKING ANNOYANCES POSSIBLY KNOWN TO MANKIND. THE FACT THAT THIS ALBUM SUCKS ASS IS NOTHING SHORT OF IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S COMPOSED AND REPRESENTED BY ITS ELITIST-MEMBERS WHO ARE ALSO OVERLY CRITICAL OF FUCKING SHITTY MUSIC. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT, , YOU FUCKING NO_INNOCENT_HYPOCRITES! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ... WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS GO GET A SECOND JOB, JOIN THE ARMY AND STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOUR MINIMUM WAGE BECAUSE TOP RAMEN'S AREN'T ACTUALLY THAT BAD OF FOOD?

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD LITTLE BOYS ... MOMMY AND DADDY AIN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOU ALL YOUR LIFE

SHIT POST

GIGANTIC BRAIN - THE INVASION DISCOGRAPHY

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:03:00 +0000

1. Negotiations Lead to Instant Death (The Government is Obliterated)
2. The Humans Military Confidence Lead to the Death of Them All
3. The Most Gruesome Scene in the History of Mankind
4. UnderPiglet Crawls the Earth at High Speeds Eating Anything with a Heartbeat
5. In the Beginning
6. Burrowed in Bodies
7. The Eight Horned Beast
8. The Grizzly Impalement, One by One
9. Our Armies Fail
10. Dehumanize (Ninja Gaiden NES cover)
11. We Become the Earth (The First Stampede) - (Castlevania NES cover)
12. My Family, Crushed (The Second Stampede)
13. Not a Beating Heart, Not a Babies Cry
14. Cities, Shelled Out
15. Exo-Brain
16. Exo-Destroyer
17. Exo-Girl
18. Ingrin the Freak (Sequel to Track 42 - Dungeon Freak)
19. Oh My God
20. Failure 01
21. Failure 02
22. Failure 03
23. Failure 04
24. Failure 05
25. Failure 06
26. Failure 07
27. Animal Implant
28. The Last Supper
29. Invasion
30. Bio-Casualties Inflicted by the Overlord
31. The House of Feasting (Agoraphobic Nosebleed Cover)
32. Total Humanoid Meltdown
33. Ashes Fly, Like Butterflies
34. Devoured for Science
35. Puddles of Green
36. Pump Action Decapitator
37. Phillips Head Face Lifter
38. Spiral Blood Stain
39. One Small Town for Research
40. Cheerleader Holocaust
41. Creature Made of Bone
42. Dungeon Freak
43. Early Funeral
44. Emotionally Unstable Mother of Four
45. Finishing The Cake
46. Hacksaw Kid
47. Monopoly Money Millionaire
48. My Aftermath
49. No One Loves You
50. Obey The Brain
51. Obliterated by the Super Train
52. Pigs In Space
53. The Impaler Prince
54. The Third Brand of Human
55. Ulta-Maniac, Steve
56. Together, We Make a Family
57. Tech-Battle (Gigantic Brain playing over real drums)
58. Intestinal Pott Pie (newer version)
59. Intestinal Pott Pie (older version)
60. Incredibly Deranged Piglet
61. Tickling the Exit Wound
62. Panty
63. Its Been Sick.. So I Tried to Feed It More

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DRUM-PROGRAMMED BULLSHIT MONSTROSITY?

DECADES AGO WHEN I WAS YOUR STUPID SPOILED-BRATTY AGE, MUSIC ACTUALLY HAD TO BE COMPOSED THROUGH COLLABORATION OF INSTRUMENTS. BUT NOPE, NOT TODAY THANKS TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF MACINTOSH-BASED APPLE-LECTRONIC RECORDING SOFTWARES SUCH AS LOGIC AND PRO TOOLS, WHICH ENCOURAGES YOU TO PROGRAM YOUR OWN FUCKING BULLSHIT DRUM TRACKS THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EPILEPTIC BASTARD-CHILD TAKING A PISS WHILE POSSESSED BY DEMONIC OVERLORDS. STOP YOUR ELECTRONIC CYBER-GRIND BULLSHIT, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED IS NOT PROUD OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS FOR COMPOSING SIXTY THREE TRACKS OVER THE COURSE OF ONE NIGHT, MAKING THE WHOLE ALBUM LAST ABOUT A TOTAL OF TWENTY MINUTES. LET'S MAKE YOUR LIFE LAST FOR ALMOST AS LONG AS THAT STARTING FROM ... NOW! START HOLDING YOUR BREATH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOST OF THESE "ARTISTS" ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE THEMSELVES AS MUSICIANS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEIR MOTHER ASKS THEM WHY IT IS THAT SOMEONE IN THEIR MID-TWENTIES REFUSE TO GO OUT AND GET A DEGREE OR A JOB, AND THEIR RESPONSE IS SOMEWHAT ALONG THE LINES OF "I AM AN ASPIRING AVANT-GARDE EXPERIMENTAL MUSICIAN, POSSIBLY DREAMING OF HITTING IT UP IN HOLLYWOOD ONE DAY IF MY PARENTS ARE SUPPORTIVE ENOUGH TO INVEST IN MY ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS." HOLY FUCKING PATHETIC LOSERS. START BEING ABLE TO AFFORD YOUR OWN GROCERIES YOU STUPID, SPOILED PARASITIC LEECHERS. THAT'S LIKE MY FANTASIZING ON MAKING MONEY OFF THIS GAY ASS WEBSITE I RUN... WHICH WAS GOING VERY WELL UNTIL I RECEIVED A SANCTION LETTER FROM GOOGLE! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY STILL E-MAIL ME ON AN ANNUAL BASIS, INSISTING FOR ME TO RE-PAY FOR THIS DOMAIN WHICH NOBODY VISITS ANYWAYS. THEREFORE I HAVE TO RE-INPUT MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION ALL THE TIME, ALONG WITH ALL THE SADISTIC SADOMASOCHISTIC FOOT-FETISH PORNO MEMBERSHIPS I SIGN UP FOR ALL OVER THE NET. SOMETIMES I JERK IT SO MUCH AND IT BECOMES SO SORE THAT I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS OUT FROM MY FILTHY BUTT. DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT I AM LIVING THE LIFE, ONE POSSIBLY BETTER THAN THE CREATOR OF THIS BAND!

I HAVE AN IDEA GUYS... HERE'S A SPOON FOR YOU, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT AND GO EAT MY ASSHOLE?

THE ACACIA STRAIN - CONTINENT

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:26:00 +0000

1. Skynet
2. Seaward
3. Dr. Doom
4. Forget-Me-Now
5. Cthulhu
6. Baby Buster
7. Balboa Towers
8. JFC
9. Kraken
10. The Combine
11. The Behemoth

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I'M FUCKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE WHOLE THE AGAYCIA STRAIN AND MANURE DRAMA NON-STOP. ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MAKING TWO ARROGANT FUCKING LARGER-THAN-LIFE PRICKS FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR PAPER-TIGER SELVES. SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU STUPID TREND-LEADING GIMMICK FAGGOTS AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS EGO-TRIPPIN' BULLSHIT. IT ALL STARTED WHEN THAT ENORMOUSLY OVERWEIGHT FAGGOT VINCE BENNET CRITIQUED FRANKIE PALMERI OF "RIPPING OFF" THEIR DOWN-TUNED DROP-A RIFFS THAT SOUNDS LIKE PLUCKING THE PUBES OFF MY FUCKING ANUS. AWWW, DID SOMEBODY STEAL YOUR BASKET OF CANDIES WHICH YOU DIDN'T WANNA GIVE AWAY, YOU FUCKING STINGY LITTLE BABY? SHARING IS A VIRTUE... REMEMBER WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU IN PRE-SCHOOL? WHERE ARE YOUR CODE OF ETHICS, WERE YOU NOT BREASTFED ENOUGH AS A CHILD? WELL, I GUESS YOU COULDN'T BE SO MALNOURISHED CONSIDERING YOUR ENORMOUS SIZE. DON'T FUCKING TRAMPLE OVER MY STUPID TWIGGY SELF PLEASE VINCE, THERE'S A REASON WHY I TALK SHIT OVER THE NET ... SO YOU CAN NEVER FIND ME BEHIND MY ANONYMOUS FACADE! HA! COME BRASS KNUCKLE ME YOU USELESS FAGGOT!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING BREAK FIVE STRINGS ON MY SHITTY ASS YAMAHA GUITAR AND STILL PLAY EACH AND EVERY SINGLE SONG COMPOSED BY THE TWO BANDS. I SWEAR TO GOD THEIR WHOLE FUCKING DRAMA'S A PUBLICITY STUNT ALL THEIR ALBUMS ARE COMPOSED BY SOME FUCKING OLD OGRE SITTING IN THE BASEMENT OF VICTORY RECORDS. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ARE MORE FABRICATED THAN STUPID CLOWNY WHITE RAPPERS WITH FACE MASKS FROM THE SUBURBS OF DETROIT, YOU FUCKING MORONS. EXCEPT IF YOU EVER ATTEMPTED TO JUMP ONE OF THOSE GUYS, I'M SURE THEY'LL SIMPLY POP YOUR HORMONALLY-OVERPACKED SCROTUM WITH A NINE MILLIMETER BULLET AND NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH YOUR TOUGH-GUY FACADE. THAT'S RIGHT, NONE OF THAT BRASS KNUCKLE BULLSHIT. JUST A FINGER ON THE TRIGGER TO GET THE JOB DONE SOONER. GET OVER YOUR FAT, GREASY, GANG-METAL SELVES YOU FUCKING "POP-STARS" OF THE HARDCORE SCENE... INSTEAD YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND BE THE NEXT 2PAC AND BIGGIE SMALLS? YAY!

I HONESTLY CAN'T, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT THE HELL FRANKIE PALMARI HAS TO BE SO FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT AT ALL TIMES.WHAT SORT OF "HARD TIMES" DID YOU HAVE TO ENDURE IN ORDER TO FRONT SUCH A VIOLENTLY PISSED OFF HARDCORE BAND? DID YOUR FAT SUBURBAN HALF-BLACK GIRLFRIEND ABORT YOUR ANTICIPATED BABY BECAUSE EVEN SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE NEGATIVE IMPACTS OF STRESS ON THE CHILD, DURING HER PREGNANT DAYS OF DEALING WITH YOUR EMOTIONALLY-UNSTABLE BREE-BREE ORR-ORR AUDITION DAYS? THAT IS QUITE UNFORTUNATE, I UNDERSTAND. HOWEVER, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE ... WHY THE HELL WOULD THE WORLD WANT ANOTHER DEFORMED LITTLE FUCKING COCKY PRE-DEVELOPED MEATHEAD ROAMING THESE HARDCORE PITS? HOW OLD WILL HE BE UNTIL YOU FIRST TEACH HIM HOW TO HARDCORE DANCE? IT'S REALLY JUST WHAT WE NEED, A COCKY LITTLE DIPSHIT AMBASSADOR FOR EVERY EMMURE SHOW THAT HAPPENS TO BE FRANKIE'S SON! (OH WAIT, HE WAS ABORTED, SORRY!)

SO APPARENTLY THE STORY WENT SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF THIS... VINCENT WENT TO AN EMMURE SHOW IN NEW YORK TO FINALLY SETTLE THE ONGOING DRAMA. HE STEPS UP TO FRANKIE AND ASKS HIM WHETHER HE HAD BEEF. THEN FRANKIE PULLS OUT A BRASS KNUCKLE THAT HE NORMALLY USES TO SUPPLEMENT FOR A LACK OF PACKAGE IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND SWINGS IT AT VINCENT. APPARENTLY IT WAS A BLOODY FEUD AND EVERYBODY REITERATED IT IN THEIR OWN WAY. NONE OF THE WITNESS' PRESS ACCOUNTS WERE ACCURATE HOWEVER, AS I WAS THE ONLY PERSON THERE TO HAVE OBSERVED THE WHOLE DISPUTE. WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS VINCENT PROPOSED TO FRANKIE BY TELLING HIM WHAT A BIG GROWN MAN HE BECAME, AND THAT HIS MASCULINITY WAS ADMIRABLE. FRANKIE WAS INITIALLY FLATTERED AND BLUSHED ON THE SPOT, BUT THEN REALIZED THERE WERE FANS AROUND SO HE RESUMED HIS TOUGH GUY PERSONA AND WIPED THE REDNESS OFF HIS FACE. VINCENT THEN ASKS HIM WHETHER HE WAS INTERESTED IN A "SWORD FIGHT", AND FRANKIE, INSTEAD OF PULLING OUT A BRASS KNUCKLE AS THE ALLEGATION GOES, HE STRIPPED BUTT NAKED AND PULLED OUT HIS LIGHT-SABER AS THEY PLAYED "WATER SPORTS" ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG. THE BLOOD ON THE CRIME SCENE WAS OBVIOUSLY THE HAZARDOUS PENETRATION INTO THE ORAL ORIFICE MADE BY VINCENT'S EIGHTEEN INCH COCK. UPON THE RESOLUTION OF THE DISPUTE, VINCE SHOOK FRANKIE'S CUM-STAINED HANDS AND RESOLVED IT AS A "GOOD WRESTLING MATCH FIGHT".

MAN I LOVE THE INTERNET. OBVIOUSLY I'D NEVER DARE TO SAY ANY OF THIS TO THEIR FACES, BECAUSE I'M A HAIRY AND OVERWEIGHT VIRGIN, WHO IS FINGER-HAPPY TYPING AWAY BEHIND THE ANONYMITY OF HIS THICK MONITOR BARRIER. BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH, EVEN IF I WORKED IN THE PRESS, I'D LOVE TO INTERVIEW VINCENT AND ASK HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE ATROCITY THAT WAS THE COWARDLY PITIFUL NON-FIGHT THAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO. IN AN OFFICIAL PRESS-RELEASE STATEMENT, HE HAS GROWLED THE FOLLOWING:

“The internet is abuzz. Did i get beat up? Nope! Did i hang the fuck out? Yes!”

VINCENT RELEASES THIS STATEMENT AS HIS GUITARIST TAPS OUT A CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG RIFF FOR HIS FIFTEEN YEAR OLD DEATHCORE FANS ENTERED THE ROOM AND WINDMILLED THE SHIT OUT OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM, SENDING ALL RECORDING DEVICES AND JOURNAL BINDERS FLYING UP IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO. (YES I CALLED Y'ALL DEATHCORE ... PLEASE DON'T DO SOMETHING BAD TO ME!) MAN I AM TERRIFIED OF THOSE GUYS.

WELCOME TO THE HIP-HOP ERA OF HEAVY METAL, BOYS AND GIRLS!

BLOOD IN / BLOOD OUT - NO ONE CONQUERS WHO DOESN'T FIGHT

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:21:00 +0000

1. What Once Was Within

2. Mesh Hat, Black Hair

3. Utopia Never Was

4. As Good as Dead

5. Look at Yourself

6. Behind False Names

7. It Never Ends

8. Rise and Fall of a Dream, The

9. Stand Hard and Fall Hard

10. Always the Underdog

11. No, Time For You

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LAST TIME I IMAGINED HAVING MY BLOOD BEING PUMPED IN AND OUT INTERCHANGABLY, WAS WHEN I WAS FUCKING MASTURBATING FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN THE SAME HOUR. IT WAS HOLY FUCKING PLEASURE, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. UNTIL I STARTED BLEEDING OUT OF MY FOUR AND A HALF INCH PENIS, I REALIZED I DEFINITELY WENT OVERBOARD. HOWEVER I WAS DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO LET THAT EXCESS OF BLOOD GO INTO WASTE, SO I CALLED THE FUCKING RED CROSS AND HAD THEM SIPHON THE PUDDLE IN ORDER TO TRANSFER TO FUCKING HAITI. IT JUST HAPPENS THAT I HAVE EVERY SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE POSSIBLE FROM SLEEPING WITH COUNTLESS PROSTITUTES FROM NIGER. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY GET A FUCKING TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE NOW, YOU NIGGERS FROM NIGER?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A FUCKING COUNTRY -- NO MATTER HOW UNDERDEVELOPED OR IMPOVERISHED -- CANNOT DETECT AN EARTHQUAKE AT SEVEN POINT ONE MAGNITUDE. DIDN'T YOU GUYS FUCKING FEEL YOUR HAY-BUILT STOOLS VIBRATING SOMETIME BEFORE THE TRAGEDY... SAY, LIKE, TWO FUCKING DAYS BEFORE? ANY FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY NOWADAYS WITH A FUCKING DOLLAR-STORE SESMIC DEVICE CAN FUCKING GO OUT OF WHACK LIKE A FAT BITCH ON A SCALE, REGARDLESS OF HOW POOR YOUR LAZY ASS NIGGER CITIZENS ARE. HERE'S A SOLUTION ... INSTEAD OF FUCKING FREE-RIDING OFF DONATIONS FROM THE WELL-OFF FIRST WORLD NATIONS, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING STUPID AFRICAN COUNTRIES TRAIN A FEW CIVIL ENGINEERS, BUILD SOME ROADS AND FILTER YOUR NASTY ASS PIPELINES YOU FUCKING STRUCTURALLY- DEFICIENT UNDERGROUND NETWORKING HOBOS? HOW WILL YOUR ECONOMY EVER FEED OFF WESTERN TOURISM IF MY FUCKING PISS TASTES BETTER THAN YOUR TAPWATER NOWADAYS!

AND I LOVE HOW THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO RELAY THE BLAME BACK TO "EUROPEAN COLONIALISM", CLAIMING THAT THEIR SOCIETAL ILLS FALL UNDER THE BLAME OF FRENCH IMPERIALISM A THOUSAND DYNASTIES AGO BEFORE HUMANS EVEN EVOLVED FROM APES. NICE TRY, BOY-WHO-CRIES-WOLF. LET ME TELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS SOMETHING ... IF THE FAGGOT LITTLE FROGGY-CROAKING FRENCHIES WERE STILL A PART OF YOUR COUNTRY'S GAY-ASS BUREAUCRACY, THEN PERHAPS THEY WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THE "CLASSIFIED" NUCLEAR TESTING UNDER WATER NEAR YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY, WHICH CAUSED YOUR FUCKING EARTHQUAKE IN CONSPIRACY!!

NO WONDER WHY I HATE WHITE PEOPLE MORE THAN NIGGERS, HOLY SHIT. BUT AT LEAST THEY CAN FEEL A WAVE COMING BEFORE IT HITS THEIR SHORE AND THEY DON'T CRY FOR HANDOUTS. FUCKING WORTHLESS MORONS.

BLOOD IN / BLOOD OUT - RESPECT OUR LOYALTY

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:32:00 +0000

1. Respect Our Loyalty

2. Alone

3. This Fight We Fought

4. Embarrass Our Name

5. For All That He Has Done

6. Who Crowned You King

7. Come to Terms

8. Life Sucks

9. You Chose Your Own Fate

10. Your Hatred Dies With You

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NO, I WILL NOT RESPECT YOUR LOYALTY. IN FACT, FUCK YOUR LOYALTY AND THIS FUCKING WEBSITE YOU STUPID ARROGANT TOUGH-GUY PRICKS, I'M GOING TO BECOME A JOURNALIST ONE DAY.

“TORNADO RIPS THROUGH A CEMENTARY, HUNDREDS DEAD”

A SERIES OF TORNADO FORMED DURING LAST NIGHT’S STORMY WEATHER MANAGED TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH THE ROSA PARK CEMETERY NORTH OF NEW YORK CITY, LEAVING HUNDREDS OF DECEASED BODIES WITHIN THE CEMETERY PREMISE. THE DAMAGES DONE BY THIS RATHER UNEXPECTED NATURAL DISASTER WAS CONSIDERED TO BE ONE OF THE WORST TO HAVE OCCURRED IN OVER FIFTY YEARS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK.

“IT WAS JUST HORRIBLE”, WAILED WHITNEY, A DRIVING-BY WITNESS ACCOUNT. “WE WERE JUST ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED BY WHAT WE SAW. ESPECIALLY RIDING IN A CONVERTIBLE WITH NO ROOF AS SHIELD, THE SITUATION WAS DANGEROUS TO US AS WELL.

“WE DIDN’T LEAVE THE DISASTER SCENE UNSCATHED, EITHER. WE LOST A DEAR FAMILY MEMBER DURING THE RAMPAGE. OUR BELOVED DOUG, THE FIFTH DOG THAT WE JUST PURCHASED FROM THE LOCAL PET STORE, WAS IMMEDIATELY SUCKED UP INTO THE AIR. IT WAS A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE TO SEE SUCH A RECENT FAMILY MEMBER GO. I MEAN, WE [PARENTS AND GUARDIANS] AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BURY OUR YOUNGER ONES. ESPECIALLY IN A NOW-WRECKED CEMETERY”

THE PARAMEDICS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCING EVERY DISCOVERED BODY TO BE DEAD UPON ARRIVAL.

“HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHETHER THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY DECEASED OR NEWLY DEAD? IT WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR US TO DETERMINE WHETHER ANY OF THE BODIES WERE STILL ALIVE, PERIOD. REGARDLESS OF OUR CREDENTIALS.” EXPLAINED LIGAR TREBINKO, A PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL PERSONNEL ON THE SCENE. “LIKE ANY OTHER CORPORATIZED HEALTHCARE SYSTEMS, WE HOPE FOR AS LITTLE AMOUNT OF CASUALTIES AS POSSIBLE. BUT ONCE YOUR WALLET IS EMPTY AND WITHOUT IDENTIFICATION, WE ARE UNABLE TO VERIFY WHETHER YOUR HEALTH IS ACTUALLY INSURED UNDER A COVERAGE PLAN”.

THE PRESIDENT OF MOONYBROOKE HOSPITAL, CYCOL PATSY RELEASED A STATEMENT VIA A REQUESTED HOUSE CONFERENCE.

“ULTIMATELY, THIS HAS BEEN A TOUCHY ISSUE FOR PHILANTHROPISTS AND MEDICAL BUSINESSMEN ALIKE. SURE, PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY. WE EXTEND OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THEIR FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES. HOWEVER, IF ANY CURRENT EVENTS HAVE TAUGHT US THROUGHOUT THE PAST WEEK, IT IS THAT NATURAL DISASTERS OCCUR AT ALL TIMES. WE, AS UNIONIZED MEMBERS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION ON THE OTHER END, ALSO HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MAKE ENDS MEET IN ORDER TO SUFFICIENTLY AFFORD TO PAY BILLS AND PLACE FOOD ON THE TABLE.”

PATSY STATES AS HE RIDES AWAY IN HIS BMW FOR A GOLF TOURNAMENT.

INVESTIGATORS ARE ALSO SEEKING FOR THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR “POTENTIAL CRIME SCENES”. “WE CAN NEVER BE FULLY CERTAIN WHETHER THE MISSING GRAVES AND THE PECULIAR CARCASSES IMPALED ON SOME TREE BRANCHES ARE THE CAUSE OF EITHER THE NATURAL DISASTER, OR ACTS OF GRAVE-ROBBING AND HOMICIDES”, STATES CONE PHUSED, THE CHIEF OFFICER OF THE INVESTIGATION. “HOWEVER, IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON THOSE POTENTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY POSSIBLE CRIMINAL DEEDS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL CRIME STOPPER BRANCH IMMEDIATELY.”

THE MAYOR COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT AT THIS CURRENT TIME REGARDING THE TRAVESTY. A SECRETARY INFORMS MIDNIGHT GLOBE THAT HE MAY BE STILL ON A VACATION IN HAITI.

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - SELF-TITLED

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:02:00 +0000

01. More Of Myself To Kill 6:48
02. Arsonist 4:50
03. Aspirations 5:45
04. What We Have Become 5:07
05. Fire For A Dry Mouth 6:05
06. Naked By The Computer 5:34
07. Use Of A Weapon 4:51
08. Shevanel Cut A Flip 9:29

BRIEF REVIEW:

I FUCKING DESPISE SEASONAL HOLIDAYS. IN THE FESTIVE OF THINGS, PEOPLE ARE SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND "LOVED ONES". WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO AFOREMENTIONED CRAP ANYWAYS?! LAST TIME I CONVINCED MYSELF THAT I HAD A FAMILY AND NOT RAISED IN A FUCKING GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED GROUP HOME, THE COUNSELLOR FORCE-FED ME SALTY SEMEN ON A NIGHLY BASIS ON TOP OF MY CREAKY BUNK-BED THAT I SHARED WITH MY NIGGER BUDDY "AHKINGS" WHO MUGGED ME OF MY BALONEY SANDWICHES ON A DAILY BASIS (AND IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, MIND YOU, AHKINGS WAS STRICTLY A MUSLIM AND ENTIRELY FUCKING VEGETARIAN!). I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY LOVES MOLESTING A HIDEOUSLY FAT FRECKLE-FACED GINGER LIKE ME, BUT EVERY TIME THEY DID IT, I FUCKING CRIED MY MISERABLE ASS OFF BECAUSE IT JUST FELT SO GODDAMN GOOD. WHO SAID YOU CAN'T MIX PAIN WITH PLEASURE, YOU FUCKING LOVE-CYNICAL FAGGOTS?!

I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LONELINESS. EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS TIMES, I INVITE ALL MY IMAGINARY LITTLE PUPPET FRIENDS OVER FOR A FUCKING TEA PARTY. I SEW THEM UP MYSELF WITH BUTTONS FOR EYES AND A SOCKET FOR MY FINGERS, AND HAVE NAMED THEM FROM "ADAM" TO "JONES" TO "ZACK" RESPECTIVELY IN THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IT WASN'T UNTIL THIS YEAR WHEN I REALIZED TEN WASN'T MERELY ENOUGH WITH ALL THE EXTRA TEA LEAVES I'VE RAKED OFF MY LANDLORD'S COMPOSE BIN, SO I SEWED MYSELF A NEW ONE NAMED WHICH I PLACED RIGHT ON MY LONG, THICK AND ERECT PENIS. I NAMED HIM ZUHAIR BECAUSE HE'S BROWN DUE TO THE FREQUENT CONTACT WITH THE INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE. HEY ZUHAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU REFRAIN FROM BEING A DIRTY PAKISTANI AND GET SOME DEODERANT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE MY PUTRID SHIT?!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T UPDATE THIS SITE. MY LONELINESS HAS TAKEN A FUCKING TOLL NOWADAYS THAT I'D CALL THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR BEING THE LONELIEST MAN ON EARTH, EXCEPT THAT IF I HAD ANY CELLUAR OR MOBILE CONTACT WITH ANYONE IN THIS OUTSIDE WORLD, I'D IMMEDIATELY BREAK THE RECORD. GODDAMN YOU FAGGOTS! STOP COMING TO VISIT ME ON MY MY SITE, I'M SETTING UP A FAGGOT WORLD RECORD!

BLOODLINED CALLIGRAPHY - THEY WANT YOU SILENT

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:21:00 +0000

1. Shall We Dance
2. Demonstrating My Style
3. Know When to Held Em
4. Not Another Teen Love Song
5. Sundress
6. Hammer to Nail
7. ...Know When to Fold Em
8. Saturday Night in Dixie
9. Variety of Damage, A
10. I May Have Been Born Yesterday, But I Stayed Up All Night

BRIEF REVIEW:

I SWEAR TO GOD I USED TO HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH ON THE CUTE AGGRESSIVE FEMALE BLONDE VOCALIST FRONTING THIS BAND. UNTIL A CLOSER LOOK OF HER REVEALED TO ME THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING FAT AND HIDEOUS. GOOD JOB CONCEALING YOUR EVER-GAINING PHYSICAL MASS, YOU FUCKING GROTESQUE TRAMP. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I CAN POSSIBLY WANT TO FORNICATE SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN GAINING SO MUCH WEIGHT EXPONENTIALLY OVERTIME... DID ONE OF THE BAND MEMBERS IMPREGNATE HER? OH MY GOD, BEYOND ME. I WONDER HOW MUCH HER SCALE CRIED THE LAST TIME SHE UNINTENTIONALLY TRAMPLED ALL OVER IT. IT'S QUITE HYPOCRITICAL BECAUSE I AM THE BIGGEST, AND THE FATTEST WEBMASTER YOU'LL EVER MEET. BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN STILL FLAIL MY FISTS LIKE A FUCKING BUDO-TANK IN THE FUCKING PIT IF YOU'LL EVER SEE ME THROWING DOWN IN MICHIGAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LITTLE SCENE KIDS!

IT'S PATHETIC HOW IMMOBILIZED I AM, BEING THE FAT, GREASY, ANTI-SOCIAL AND INEPT LOSER YOU'D EVER MEET IN REAL LIFE. THAT IS WHY I FUCKING COWER MY SORRY FAT-ASS HOME ON A DAILY BASIS IMAGINING HOW PLEASURABLE IT WOULD BE IF THE MIC SHE WAS HOLDING WOULD BE REPLACED WITH MY PUTRIDLY FLABBY DICK. WOULD IT POSSIBLY IMPROVE HER VOCAL PERFORMANCE IF I UNLEASHED A CONCENTRATION OF PROTEIN-RICH VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT? OH MAN, THE BEAUTY OF SUCH IMAGINATIVE SEXUAL DESIRES JUST MADE ME JIZZ A LITTLE INTO MY JUNGLE OF BUSHES. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I AM TARZAN, THE KING OF MY OWN JUNGLE THAT IS MY FUCKING DISGUSTING PUBES! WORSHIP ME YOU LITTLE FURRY FAGGOT PARASITES THAT LIVE WITHIN!

I SWEAR TO FUCKING BUDDAH, ALLAH AND GOD THAT NIGHTS LIKE THESE GET SO LONELY SOMETIMES I HAVE TO SUCK MY OWN DICK FOR COMFORT. I'VE SEVERED MY SPLEEN A LONG TIME AGO SO I CAN REACH THAT FAR DOWN, AND THEN I ENACT AUTO-FELLATIO ON MYSELF JUST SO I CAN TELL MY INTERNET GIRLFRIENDS THAT I'VE RECEIVED HEAD IN MY LIFE. THEN THEY ASK ME TO SUBMIT A PHOTO, WHERE I THEN SELECT A RANDOM IMAGE FROM MY ASHTON KUTCHER ARCHIVES AND SEND IT TO THEM. AFTER BEING ORGASMICALLY FOOLED THAT I AM AN ATTRACTIVE POP-STAR AND NOT THE FAT, UGLY, DEFORMED BALDING LOSER THAT THIS REALITY HAS SUBDUED UPON ME, THEY INSIST THAT A DATE SHALL COMMENCE WHERE WE GO OUT FOR COFFEE. EMBARRASSED OF MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, I USUALLY WEAR A FUCKING MASK INTO THE LOCAL STARBUCKS WHERE WE ARRANGE TO MEET. LUCKILY ENOUGH, THESE DUMB BITCHES FAIL TO REALIZE THAT MY FACE IS BEHIND A DISGUISE. THAT IS, UNTIL MY MASK GETS SHAKEN OFF BY MY IRRITATING BOWEL SYNDROME WHICH MAKES ME EXPLODE ALL OVER MY ADULT-DIAPERS DUE TO MY SHEER NERVOUSNESS OF INTERACTING WITH FEMALES, AND I BREAK INTO AN EPISODE OF TURRETS. FUCK CRAP GODDAMN! TELL YOUR BITCH THAT SHE FUCKIN' AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A BUNCH OF VAG AND TITS!

I'VE BEEN SO LONELY FOR SO LONG THAT OUT OF DESPERATION I STARTED SEEKING AFFAIRS IN GAYTHUGDATING.COM. LAST TIME I HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND IT WAS WITH A FUCKING SRI-LANKAN NAMED ABU PAPI. I SPENT HALF A MINUTE LICKING THE RED PAKI-DOT OFF HIS FOREHEAD BEFORE COLLAPSING UNCONSCIOUS DUE TO SEVERE TOXIC POISONING. HOW THE FUCK DO THESE COCKROACHES LIVE? I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN NUKE THE WORLD TEN TIMES OVER AND THE ONLY ETHNIC RACE THAT WOULD EVER SURVIVE ARE THESE FILTHY COCKROACH PAKI'S. WOW, TALK ABOUT SURVIVAL OF THE FILTHIEST, EH DARWIN?

ANAH AEVIA - REALIZE YOU'RE DEAD

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:13:00 +0000

1 Murder
2 Emmanuel My Provider
3 Hubble Slaw
4 October 12 1998
5 Renewal
6 Eyes As Phyxiated
7 Mexico City
8 Hope
9 London Life Play
10 A Tale Of Two Revolutions
11 Sea And Sky
12 Morning The Innocent
13 Rest

BRIEF REVIEW:

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A MISERABLE CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FAGGOTS!

I'VE ALWAYS HATED CHRISTMAS SINCE LIFE. EVER SINCE SANTA GAVE ME AN "EXCLUSIVE PRESENT" IN THE ENTRANCE TO MY REAR SOCKET BEHIND THE CHRISTMAS TREE WHEN I WAS AN INNOCENT LITTLE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD, "SHIT" HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME FOR ME AGAIN. I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DON'T MIND BEING MOLESTED BY HOT SEXY BEARDED OLD GUYS RIDING IN REINDEER-MOBILES, BUT WHEN THAT OLD DISGUISED BASTARD IS YOUR OWN FUCKING FATHER, THINGS GET PRETTY EMBARRASSING AS TIME GOES ON. FORTY YEARS AFTER, WHENEVER I STILL GO TAKE A SHIT, MY DYSFUNCTIONAL RECTAL TUBE SPLATTERS THE FECAL REMAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY PROJECTILE ORGANS?! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE.

I LOATHE THE SHIT OUT OF CHRISTMAS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I SEE MY JOLLY OLD NEIGHBOURS EXCHANGING GIFTS WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES, AND IT TURNS ME ON. ESPECIALLY WHEN SPYING ON THEM THROUGH THESE THICK BUT DISCRETE HOLES I'VE PUNCTURED IN MY WALLS WHILE MASTURBATING TO THE SIGHT OF THEIR DINNER GET-TOGETHERS. IN ORDER TO ALLEVIATE MY LONELINESS, I ATTEMPT TO CONTACT MY DESIRABLE HOOKERS TO COME OVER AND RELIEVE ME OF MY EXTREME DEPRIVATION, ONLY TO BE DUMBFOUNDED THAT THEY CUT MY LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION TO THAILAND DUE TO MY UNPAID BILLS FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL AFFAIRS WITH TWELVE YEAR OLD SLANTY-EYED ORIENTAL CHINKS NOW?! I FUCKING HATE THIS SEASON!

SOMETIMES I GO OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND PISS IN THE SNOW IN THE ATTEMPT TO MAKE ABSTRACT ART. BUT THEN MY FUCKING BONER FREEZES INTO ICE UNDER BELOW TWENTY CELSIUS. I THEN RETURN HOME AND GO BACK ON THE INTERNET WHILST FIDDLING WITH MY FROZEN ICICLE ALL DAY. HOLY FUCKING HOLIDAYS WELL SPENT.

CONSIDERING MY DYING AGE, I'M GOING TO FILL OUT A SANTA APPLICATION AND FLY ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST TO SPY ON LITTLE KIDS SLEEPING OVER THE GLOBE AND PERHAPS DO TO THEM WHAT I'VE HORRIBLY BEEN THROUGH DURING MY YOUTHFUL YEARS OF DESPICABLE INJUSTICE... (EVERY COUNTRY BUT SOMALIA, I DON'T WANT TO GET KIDNAPPED BY ELEVEN YEAR OLD NEGROE SOMALIAN PIRATES.)

NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED - ST. PETERSBURG

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:41:00 +0000

01. CCCP

02. Blood and Iron

03. The Bronze Horseman

04. Hero City

05. Church of the Savior on Spilled Blood

06. Road of Life

07. Honor Amongst Thieves

08. Silver Age

09. Empress Catherine the Great

BRIEF REVIEW:

HAHAHA JUST AS YOU THOUGHT NU-METAL GIMMICKS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY GAYER, INTRODUCING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CANADIAN GOOFS WHO THINKS THEY'RE PATRIOTS TO SOVIET RUSSIA! GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING ASSCLOWNS. IF YOUR SHITTY NU-METAL SOUND FAILS TO SELL, PERHAPS YOU CAN SELL A PRETENTIOUS CONCEPT/IDEOLOGY THAT COMES WITH IT! MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOUR FUCKING ALBUM IS FREE FOR DOWNLOADS, TO MAKE THE CROWD BELIEVE THAT YOU TOOLS SUPPORT SOCIALIZATION OF NATIONAL ECONOMICS. HOWEVER I AM NOT FOOLED. THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU ASSWIPES EVEN POST YOUR HORRENDOUS GARBAGE ONLINE IS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE FUCKING CROWD WON'T PAY A SINGLE CENT TO LISTEN TO YOUR NOISEY EARACHE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ALBUM, A TRIBUTE TO STALIN? WELL YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL THAT HE'S NO LONGER ALIVE, AS IF THIS PATHETIC ENSEMBLE WAS EVER PERFORMED IN FRONT OF HIM, IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN ANOTHER PUSH ON THE RED BUTTON THAT OPENED UP A TRAPDOOR TO YOUR PITIFUL EXECUTIONS!

I CAN'T FUCKING COMPREHEND UTOPIAN COMMUNISTS. THEY THINK THE PROBLEMS WITH THIS WORLD ARE SOMEHOW "INSTILLED" AND "NURTURED" UPON THEM BY UNEVEN DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH AND OTHER INEQUALITIES. HEY FUCKING KARL MARXES, WAKE THE FUCK UP AND WELCOME TO HUMAN NATURE YOU FUCKING NAIVE IDIOTS. I'M SURE YOUR NIGGER DRUG DEALER CAMEROON WON'T BUST A CAP IN YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS FOR FAILING TO PAY YOUR GRAND SUM OF DUES, JUST BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING WEALTHY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN. WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET BENT YOU FUCKING STUPID COMMIES. THERE'S A REASON WHY SOVIET RUSSIA FAILED, AND YOU MAY ARGUE THE CAUSE TO BE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT YOU CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU SUPPORT THIS TYPE OF EXPLOITATIVE ETHICS IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LAZY, INCOMPETENT AND FAT IDIOTS WHO APPLIES THE CONCEPT OF "ECONOMIC EQUALITY" AS A VEHICLE TO FURTHER YOUR UNEMPLOYED AGENDA'S. GO JOIN THE ABORIGINAL/FIRST NATION UNIONS YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC BUMS.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE FEMINISTS TOO YOU FUCKING HAIRY FAGGOT WHORES.

ABANDON ALL SHIPS - EP

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:28:00 +0000

1. Pedestrians Is Another Word For Speedbump

2. Shake Your AAS

3. Megawacko

4. Brendons Song

5. In Your Dreams Brah!

BRIEF REVIEW:

EVER MET A BUNCH OF FUCKING UGLY AND USELESS EUROPEANS THAT (1). FUCKING SUCK AT SOCCER AND (2). CAN'T GET A FUCKING ACCEPTABLE AND LEGAL PASSPORT AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ... (3) ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRATED FAGGOTS? WELL, INTRODUCING ABANDON ALL FUCKS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! NOT ONLY ARE THESE FUCKING GUIDO'S A HUGE DISGRACE TO EUROPEANS, THEY ALSO CANNOT PROMOTE A PROPER CLUB PARTY FOR SHIT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEIR TECHNO MUSIC SUCKS THE LEFT NUT OUT OF MY TESTICULAR SOCKET!'

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ANGRY ITALIAN. MY INABILITY TO GROW BODY HAIR MADE ME APPLY VARIOUS FORMULAS ON MY PUBIC REGION UNTIL I REALIZED THE SOLUTION HAD ADVERSE SIDE-EFFECTS ON THE LENGTH OF MY PEEPEE. BEING ITALIAN IS GREAT BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET HIRED BY A "MARIO" TO DO ODD JOBS SO I'M ABLE TO IMPREGNATE HIS WHORISH SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, BEFORE SHE FINALLY AND HELPLESSLY SQUATS OUT A DEFORMED INFANT NINE MONTHS AFTER I SQUEEZE MY MINIATURE LITTLE DICK INTO HER NASTY LITTLE PREMATURE (BUT HAIRY) SOCKET. UPON REALIZING I'D THEN GET ARRESTED FOR BEING THE BIG PEDOPHILE I AM, I GLADLY PACK MY BAGS TO MOVE TO ZIMBABWE AND JOIN THE PEDOPHILE PROTECTION PROGRAM THERE. TO QUALIFY, I HAD TO KILL THE REST OF THE WHITE FARMERS THAT WILL FURTHER RESULT IN THE COUNTRY'S PLUMETTING ECONOMY. GREAT JOB YOU FUCKING USELESS NEGORES! WAY TO PUT OUR NATION IN DEEPER CRISES FOR THE NAME OF "RACIAL REPARATION" AND LEAVE ALL OF US IN A CONDITION WORSE THAN IT EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, EVEN WITH THE PRESENCE OF SLAVERY! WHOO HOO! FUCKING USELESS TOOLS.

OH SHIT, AM I BEING OFFENSIVE? I AM SORRY, POPE. YOU SEE, EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG KID, I'VE ALWAYS NOT WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE LAST FEW FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE. SO I PLAY FARMVILLE AS A WAY TO COORDINATE MY FANTASY OF AN UTOPIA WHEN THE BLACKS STILL WORKED FOR ME IN MY BACKYARD BEFORE THEY ATTEMPTED TO RETALIATE. WHENEVER MY GAY LITTLE FARMVILLE FACEBOOK APPLICATION ERECTS A COTTON PLANT, I MAKE MY NIGGER JAMAL JOYOUSLY DANCE AROUND BY CLICKING RANDOM OPEN SPOTS ON THE FIELD TO COORDINATE HIS BLACK DANCE MOVEMENTS. WATCHING A BIG BLUFF BLACK MAN DANCE TURNS ME ON, SO I MAKE HIM GO HARVEST SOME VIRTUAL ZUCCHINI'S AND SHOVE IT UP MY VARIOUS STIMULATING ORIFICES. THE FRICTION I MAKE FROM THE OBJECT RUBBING AGAINST MY ASSHOLE CALLS FOR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO PUT OUT THE FLAME. IN ORDER TO SUCCESSFULLY DO SO, THEY MUST FIRST SHOVE A LADDER INTO MY ASSHOLE AND MAKE ERRANDS IN AND OUT OF THERE WITH THE FIRE HOSES. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT MY ASSHOLE HAS BEEN MADE SO LOOSE FROM VARIOUS TAMPERMENTS THAT WHOEVER HAS SEEN IT MUST BE ABLE TO STICK THEIR HEAD INTO THE RECTAL OPENING AND PULL IT OUT OF THEIR DICK TUBE. TALK ABOUT A REAL VERSATILE PHYSICAL ANATOMY, EH, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

WOW, I AM SO DRUNK.

Anah Aevia - Statistical And Diagnostic Manual Of Mental Disorders

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:57:00 +0000

1. Closed Arms and Clenched Fist
2. Lying Beneath a Dream
3. Mourning The Innocent
4. Gather and Weep
5. Soli De Gloria (To Christ Alone Be The Glory)

BRIEF REVIEW:

LOOKING AT THE GLOOMY POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE ON THE ALBUM COVER IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY DEPRESSED. WHY IS THE WORLD SO FUCKING DEPRAVED WITHOUT SUNLIGHT ... WHERE THE HELL DID THEY CAPTURE THIS SAD PHOTO? COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THE IRRITABLY WAR-TORN MIDDLE EAST? HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY THE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS THERE TO SHOOT SUCH A FUCKING DREADFUL IMAGE COVER OF A NATION BOMBED BY THE NUKES DROPPED FROM UNITED STATES? WHO GIVES, AS LONG AS THERE ARE DEAD CHILDREN BURIED IN CAVES INVOLVED, EVERY WAR ON IRAQ IS A SUCCESSFUL WAR!

I FUCKING HATE PRO-ZIONIST PALESTINIAN FUCKS. EVERY DAY WHEN I CRY OVER MY SEVERE SEXUAL DEPRIVATION, I PAY MY ARRANGED-MARRIAGE REPRESENTATIVE ABDULLAH TO SHIP OVER A NEW FUCKING SEX SLAVE FULLY WRAPPED IN A FACE VEAL ALL THE WAY OVER FROM GAZA. THEN I FUCKING RIP THE TURBAN-MATIC FACE VEIL OFF HER FUCKING HIDEOUS HEAD AND REPLACE IT WITH DUCT TAPE AND OTHER NON BREATHE-THROUGH LEATHER BONDAGE. AS SHE SUFFOCATES TO DEATH, HER SKIN TURNS PALER AND PALER UNTIL SHE FULLY LOOKS LIKE A WHITE WOMAN. I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'D EVER "WESTERNIZE" THESE HIDEOUSLY OPPRESSED COCKROACHES!

I DON'T COMPREHEND WHY THERE'S SUCH A PRO-PALESTINIAN PROPAGANDA BEING SO WIDESPREAD RIGHT NOW BY STUPID ANTI-WAR FAT-FUCK COMMIES LIKE MICHAEL MOORE. "LIBERATE THE MIDDLE EAST"? HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON MY LONG CONFEDERATE DICK FIRST, YOU FUCKING LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC TRANSVESTITES. ALL THESE WOMEN ARE PROCLAIMING THAT THE TURBANS AND FACE-VEILS ARE NOT A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND EXPLOITATION, BUT RATHER AN EMBLEM OF "FREEDOM". I'M SURE YOU FEEL SO FUCKING LIBERATED WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THE LACK OF PERIPHERAL VISIONS ON BOTH OF YOUR SIDES YOU FUCKING VISUALLY IMPAIRED RATS. NEVER EVER DRIVE, YOU FUCKING HANDICAPPED ASSHOLES. OTHERS ARE SO STUPID TO CLAIM THAT THOSE WORTHLESS RAGS ARE THERE TO CONCEAL A WOMAN'S "BEAUTY" IN THE PUBLIC, CONSIDERING SUCH "COMMODITY" IS ONLY TO BE GRANTED PERSONALLY AT HOME TO YOUR LOVED ONES. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU HIDEOUSLY GROTESQUE PAKIES? IT'S MORE LIKE TO CONCEAL YOUR UGLINESS YOU FUCKING DEFORMED RETARDS. THE LAST TIME MY DIRTY PAKISTANI SOCIAL WORKER ENTERED MY HOUSE, THE FAN WAS ON AND IT BLEW HER FUCKING TURBAN OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD I ALMOST FAINTED RIGHT THERE. INSTEAD OF HELPING ME OUT WITH MY SUBSTANCE ADDICTION, SHE FUCKING CHASED AFTER THE DIRTY DURAG FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE REPENTING TO HER GOD BY MY FIRE PLACE FOR HER HORRID MISTAKE. HOLY FUCKING WOW, NEEDLESS TO SAY ALLAH DID NOT FORGIVE HER. HE SHAT OUT A THUNDERBOLT SO THICK IT PENETRATED INTO MY APARTMENT ROOM THROUGH THE SATELLITE DISHES AND ZAPPED HER INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLANT TO A SERVING OF FRIED TURKEY. EXCITED, I STUFFED HER WITH MY DICK FOR THIRTY NIGHTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SERVING HER TO MY NEIGHBOURS FOR THANKSGIVING.

TAKE OFF THOSE FUCKING NASTY FACE-COVERING BANDANAS YOU FUCKING HOODLUMS, THIS IS A CIVILIZED SOCIETY. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE COUNTLESS CHINKY CONVENIENCE STORES BEING ROBBED FROM YOU AND YOUR PARTNERS IN CRIMES COVERED IN FACE-VEILS WHILE YOU USE THE STOLEN CASH TO FUND YOUR LOCAL MOSQUES THAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF PROVIDING SHELTER AND FOOD BANK YOU FUCKING LAZY, STARVING, UNEMPLOYED AND FILTHY MOSQUITO-BITTEN APES.

EMANUEL - BLACK EARTH TIGER

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:13:00 +0000

BRIEF REVIEW:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE "ROCK AND ROLL" CULTURE OR SO YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY WHITE TRASH REDNECK SHOTGUN-LOVING FUCKHEADS CALL IT. IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY MOTHER DID EXCESSIVELY TO ME WHILE I WAS AN INFANT, UNTIL I FUCKING ENDED UP WITH SOME SORT OF SHAKING INFANT SYNDROME THAT PRODUCED THE BIG EXISTING BRAIN TUMOUR IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I CAN'T HEAD-BANG LIKE YOU FUCKING PATHETIC COWARDLY METALHEADS. YOU FUCKING GREASY OVERWEIGHT FUCKERS LOOK ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC WHEN YOU GO ABOUT YOUR FUCKING "CIRCLE PIT" RITUALS YOU FAGGOTS. SINCE WHEN WAS IT COOL TO TWIRL AROUND AN INDOOR BAR LIKE YOU'RE ALL WORSHIPPING A TORNADO OF COLLECTIVE SWEAT AND FECES? I LAUGH AT YOUR PITIFUL, HAIRY VIRGIN SELVES, YOU FUCKING ASSHATS.

I LOVE IT EVEN BETTER WHEN THESE FUCKING "ROCKERS" (AS THEY CALL IT IN THAT AWESOME ENVIRONMENT CALLED "HIGH SCHOOL") STICK UP THEIR DEVIL'S HORN SIGNS WITH THEIR TWIRLY LITTLE ANAL-FISTING FINGERS. YEAH BROTHA, ROCK ON! EXCEPT WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HELL IS "\m/" YOU FUCKING MISERABLE FAGGOTS? IT LOOKS LIKE MY TWO LEGS SPREAD UPWARDS WITH AN UNSHAVEN SCROTUM STICKING UPWARDS IN BETWEEN. JUST AS YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING COOL FOR WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL AND SUPPORTING SOME BULLSHIT COUNTER CULTURE, YOUR FORTY-SOMETHING MIDDLE-AGED PARENTS ARE DESPERATELY CALLING DR. PHIL AND MURRAY HOTLINES AND FRANTICALLY WONDERING HOW THEIR ONE-AND-ONLY SPOILED BRAT TURNED OUT LIKE THIS.

I HATE WHITE LITTLE FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL SKATE-PUNKS IN THEIR NASTY LITTLE TORN-UP TIGHTY WHITIES AND SKATING AROUND THE SIDEWALKS DOING "OLLIES" DOWN THE SHITTIEST WAXED LEDGES. GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING PHYSICAL HANDICAPS, AREN'T YOU VERSATILE. DO YOU REBELLIOUS LITTLE FUCKERS THINK "JACKASS TWO" IS MUCH BETTER THAN "JACKASS" THE FIRST? COME HERE SO OLD UNCLE WEBMASTER CAN PLAY WITH YOUR WEENIES LIKE THE BIG PEDOPHILE HE IS!

LET ME TELL YOU FAGGOTS SOMETHING... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE HAD NO SKATEBOARDS AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY I WAS MORBIDLY OBESE. BUT HELL, WE SURE HAD TO CROSS THROUGH THREE HYMALAYAS MOUNTAINS IN THIRTY-FEET DEEP OF SNOW JUST TO SUCK OUR TEACHER'S DICKS IN ORDER TO RECEIVE A PASSING MARK IN OUR "ELEMENTARY HUNTING AND GATHERINGS" COURSE.

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE SILENT CIRCUS

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:03:00 +0000

1. Lost Perfection: A) Coulrophobia
2. Lost Perfection: B) Anablephobia
3. Camilla Rhodes
4. Mordecai
5. Reaction
6. Shevanel Take 2
7. Ad A Dglgmut
8. Destructo Spin
9. Aesthetic
10. The Need For Repetition

BRIEF REVIEW:

LAST TIME I VISITED "THE SILENT CIRCUS", IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S RANCH. I GUESS I ARRIVED THERE A LITTLE TOO FUCKING LATE BECAUSE HIS DEATH HAS OFFICIALLY 'SILENCED' ALL BUSINESSES AT HIS LEGENDARY PLAYGROUND WHERE I HAD MY SCROTOMOUS JOYSTICK TOUCHED BY HALF-BLACK HALF-WHITE ALL-DEFORMED HUMANOID SPECIES JUST LIKE THE CEO HIMSELF! I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST RIDE THUSFAR, WAS A RIDE CALLED JANET JACKSON. I WAS GOING IN AND OUT OF THESE TUNNELS UNTIL A POOL OF LIQUID SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME. I PASSED OUT IN EXCITEMENT UNTIL DAYS AFTER WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TRAUMA UNIT, DYING OF AIDS!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL AIDS CAME FROM. APPARENTLY IT WAS INTRODUCED TO THE HUMAN RACE AFTER SOME HORNY ASSHOLE FUCKED A "GREEN MONKEY" IN AFRICA. GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU VILE ASSHOLES ... AT LEAST IT WAS A "GREEN MONKEY", INDICATING THAT UNLIKE THE REST OF THE POPULATION AROUND HIM, THE PERPETRATING NIGGER HIMSELF WAS NOT A RACIST ONE. I REMEMBERED DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE MADE A STAGE JOKE ABOUT HOW THIS SPECULATION COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE, CONSIDERING AS I QUOTE HIM, "NOBODY FUCKS A MONKEY ONE DAY AND THEN FUCK A HUMAN THE NEXT DAY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU FUCK A MONKEY, YOUR PREFERENCE OF SEXUALITY IS FIXED ON FUCKING MONKEYS. THIS STRICTLY RESTRICTS ANY CHANCE OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE HUMAN RACE." THEN THE CROWD APPLAUDS HIM, THINKING "WOW, THIS MEMBER OF THE BLACK NEGROID RACE IS ONE OF ACTUAL IMPRESSIVE LOGIC!" WRONG.

I STRONGLY REFUTE TO HIS ACADEMIC RESEARCH THESIS. WHY? BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY LIKE AFRICA, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN A MONKEY AND ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BLACK RACE ANYWAYS?! THAT BIG SAVAGE NIGGER COULD HAVE JUST FUCKED A MONKEY THE FIRST DAY THINKING IT WAS HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRACTING AIDS, AND THEN FUCKED HIS WIFE THE NEXT DAY IN ORDER TO PRODUCE HIS EIGHTY-FIFTH OFFSPRING IN HIS COMMUNAL FAMILY! AND THEN HIS WIFE, BEING THE CHEATING FUCKING SKANK SHE IS, WENT ON AND SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN WHO DELIVERS AFRICAN LETTERS WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHIC IMAGES (SEEING THAT MOST NIGGERS ARE ILLITERATE AND HAVE NO EFFECTIVE SYSTEM OF LITERACY). THE MAILMAN THEN JERKED OFF INTO EVERY SINGLE ENVELOPE IN HIS POSTAL OFFICE AND SPREAD AIDS ACROSS THE CONTINENT, INFECTING EVERYONE! NO! BAD JAMAL, BAD! GO BACK TO YOUR DOGPEN JAMAL, GROUNDED FOR THREE WEEKS WITHOUT TREATS!

MY THEORY? I BET IT WAS DAVE CHAPPELLE WHO FUCKED THAT GREEN MONKEY ANYWAYS, AND THEN REFUTING TO THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IN ORDER TO PUT A CARPET OVER HIS HUMILIATING DEED. GOOD JOB YOU BIG FUCKING COVERUP FAILURE, YOUR ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOURS MANIFEST THEMSELVES IN YOUR FUCKING VILE STAGE ACTS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE AND GO PERFORM ON TOP OF A RISING VOLCANO YOU ASSHOLE. AND TO THINK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE SPECULATING THAT THE WESTERN GOVERNMENTS PRODUCED THIS INCURABLE DISEASE IN ORDER TO DESTROY AFRICA... HA. IF ONLY YOUR COUNTRY WAS THAT FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU HICKY WHITE TRASH FAGGOTS.

Alpinist - Minus Mensch

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:43:00 +0000

1. Nighttime Poet Daytime Dead
2. Schalterhygiene
3. A is for Army of Slaves
4. Rost
5. 2te Klasse Bahnabteil
6. Amuse Yourself to Death
7. Delta Flood of Ignorance
8. The Charme of Dominating
9. From Groveling to Running in Less than A Second
10. This Song Will Not Save Your Life
11. Outro

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO ALL YOU FAGGOTS ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY THE BANNERS HAVE BEEN REMOVED. HAS WEBMASTER STOPPED BEING A GREEDY JEW DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE CANNOT ATTAIN LEGAL EMPLOYMENT, BECAUSE NO EMPLOYERS ARE WILLING TO HIRE A FUCKING RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT TURD? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, IRONICALLY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHY GOOGLE HAS SANCTIONED MY WEBSITE! UPON CHECKING MY E-MAIL THIS MORNING FOR MY DAILY GAY PORN, ALL I RECEIVED WAS THE ARRIVAL OF THIS FAGGOTRY:

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THANKS FOR ALLOWING ME TO KEEP MY ACCOUNT THAT I PAID FOR WITH NO SALARY WHATSOEVER AND CONFISCATE THE THREE CENTS I'VE FINALLY EARNED OFF RANDOM FAGGOTS CLICKING ON YOUR SHITTY ADVERTISEMENT BANNERS, YOU FUCKING POLITICALLY-CORRECT LIBERAL CRYING WEINERS. HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FEED MY FAMILY OF TWENTY ADOPTED NIGGERS IN THE HOOD NOW? ALL THANKS TO THE EMPLOYMENT EQUITY OF GOOGLE... I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE GOOGLE CORPORATION FORCED TO HIRE SOME FUCKING NIGGER DUE TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, WHO GETS PAID MINIMUM WAGE ON A DAILY BASIS TO MONITOR AND READ OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOGGIES IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHETHER IT'S APPROPRIATE OR NOT. EITHER THAT, OR SOME OVERPAID WHITE ASSHOLE WHO GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS AND NEVER EXPERIENCED THE CRISES OF LIVING IN A HUGE GHETTO METROPOLIS. ARE YOU OFFENDED BY MY BULLSHIT? THAT'S OKAY, YOU MAY SHUT DOWN MY BLOG AND AFFRONT LIBERTY BUT YOU CAN NEVER IDENTIFY ME WITH THIS WHITE RAG OVER MY FACE WITH TWO HOLES POKED THROUGH!

HOW FUCKING SAD IT IS THAT THEY WERE OFFENDED BY MY xRACETRAITORx REVIEW THAT SPOKE NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND SPEECH GUARANTEED BY THE CONSTITUTION? DID THIS COUNTRY GET TAKEN OVER BY CHINA WHEN I WAS SLEEPING? HOW SAD THAT MY PATHETIC LIFE HAS FINALLY SUNK EVEN LOWER TO A DAY WHEN I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS MYSELF WITHOUT FACING SOME FUCKING INTERNET TRADE EMBARGO.

I NEVER KNEW GOOGLE FORCED AN UNEMPLOYED AND DISABLED WEBMASTER TO STARVE ON BEHALF OF LOVING AFRICANS. I HAVE AN IDEA ... TAKE YOUR FUCKING POLITICALLY CORRECT POLICIES AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR KENYA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

I'M GOING TO POST SOME KIDDIE PORN TOO AND GET A VISIT FROM THE FBI YAY

I LOVE NIGGERS

Of Machines - As If Everything was Held in Place

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:54:00 +0000

1. Introduction
2. Things Too Visible To See
3. It Must Belong Somewhere
4. Reset, Reflect
5. Sailing Alone Around The Room
6. As If Everything Was Held In Place
7. Becoming Close To Closure
8. Lost In Translation
9. I Write This In The Hopes Of...
10. Weaving The Values That Sustain Us
11. An Autobiography In Vivid Color Pt. 1

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO MY DESPERATE LONELINESS HAS TAKEN ITS FUCKING TOLL ON ME TODAY. IN THE HUNT FOR SOME COMFORT AND COMPANY, I DECIDED TO GO ON GAYTHUGDATING.COM AND LOOK FOR POTENTIAL CANDIDATES OF PEOPLE LIKE ME, A FUCKING GAY THUG MYSELF. AS I WAS BROWSING THROUGH PAGES AFTER PAGES OF HIDEOUS AIDS-POSITIVE GORILLA'S, I DECIDED TO HOOK UP WITH ONE LOCATED IN MY NEAREST GUNFIRE-INFESTED GHETTO. AS I INVITED OVER ABDULLAH, I HAD NO IDEA THIS FUCKING GAY THUG WAS ABOUT TO MUG THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH HIS NINE MILLIMETER HANDGUN. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WHAT HE PRODUCED WAS NOT A HANDGUN BUT JUST A FUCKING KINKY DILDO PURCHASED OFF THE NIGGER GAY PRIDE HE ATTENDED IN A NIGGER CITY NAMED CHICAGO. YAY! AS I PENETRATED THAT HUGE FUCKING TUBE DOWN THE LOOSE TUNNEL THAT IS MY ASSHOLE, HE PULLED THE TRIGGER AND AIDS SQUIRTED OUT. I THOUGHT AIDS HURT, BUT INSTEAD IT ACTUALLY STIMULATED MORE PLEASURE THAN PAIN! THANKS SATAN!

I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE MY HOUSE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT WHEN HE STAYED OVER UNTIL I SAW MY TV FLOATING IN THE LIVING ROOM. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SCREAMED "DROP IT, NIGGER!" AND HE FUCKING DROPPED IT ON HIS TOES. FEELING BAD, I FUCKING SUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT UNTIL THE BLEEDING STOPPED. GOD HIS FOOT FUCKING STANK LIKE BARNYARD ANIMAL FECES. BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I BIT HIS TOENAILS OFF BECAUSE I ONCE READ THAT NAILS CONTAIN THE MOST PROTEIN. THAT'S MORE PROTEINS FOR MORE IN ADDITION TO SUCKING DICKS!

HOLY SHIT I HAVE MY LIFE MADE THANKS TO GAYTHUGDATING.COM. I THINK I'M GOING TO INVITE OVER ANOTHER NIGGER NAMED TYRELL TOMORROW NIGHT WHERE WE'LL WATCH A CHICK FLICK TOGETHER WHILE EATING CHICKEN FEET. YES, CHICKEN FEET THIS TIME ... NOT REAL FEET. EW, BURNT BLACK FEETIES. NO THANK YOU... NOT GONNA REPEAT THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!

CATHERINE - The Naturals

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:59:00 +0000

1. First Take

2. The Naturals
3. Tailor
4. Light Brite
5. Dear Elizabeth
6. Fallacy
7. Though Art A Villain
8. Let's Pretend Like It's 1910
9. To Be Specific
10. Praise The Night Time

BRIEF REVIEW:

"HI FANS, WE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING STRONG TESTOSTERONE-CHARGED ALPHA MALES WHO PLAY IN A TOUGH GUY METALCORE BAND NAMED AFTER A COMMON GIRL". WANNA BE OUR FRIENDS? NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. BUT I DO WANT TO FUCK YOUR FAIRY WOMAN CATHERINE, THEN FOLLOWED BY ALL YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SISTERS. IN ORDER TO RELIEVE MYSELF OF THE SWEATY PARANOIA THAT THE FBI MIGHT BE INVESTIGATING MY CASE FOR FORNICATING SO MANY UNDERAGED MINORS, I PROCEED TO RAPE ALL THEIR GRANDMOTHERS IN ORDER TO MAKE UP FOR THE DIFFERENCE IN THE LEGAL AGE WHICH I INITIALLY LACKED. I'M ALMOST AS AMAZING CRAWLING THROUGH LOOPHOLES IN THE LAWS AS I AM CRAWLING MY TINY PEEWEES THROUGH PRE-PUBSCENT TIGHTY-WHITEY HOLES THAT I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN PRACTICE LAW. THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE, PEDOPHILE LAWYERS CAPABLE OF DEFENDING THEMSELVES IN COURT!

LAST TIME I BLEW A CHUNK OUT OF MY PROPELLING DICK, I DECIDED TO AIM IT STRAIGHT INTO A PUBLIC BASKETBALL NET. THE POOL OF SEMEN ENDED UP LANDING ON AKEELE'S LARGE NIGGER FOREHEAD. I LEARNED THAT I WASN'T INITIALLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A BASKETBALL GAME GOING ON. WHAT HAPPENED THROUGHOUT THE NEXT FIFTEEN HOURS INVOLVED SERIES OF UNCONSCIOUSLY-BEATEN KIDNAPPINGS BEFORE AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF UNSPEAKABLE PLEASURES STIMULATED BY VARIOUS BARRELS OF NINE MILLIMETER HANDGUNS IN A DARK CORRIDORS INSIDE OF TORN-DOWN BUILDINGS THAT MY DAILY TAXES PAID TO SUBSIDIZE. FEELING AS IF I`VE BEEN VIOLATED, I PROCEED TO CALL THE PEDOPHILE LAWYER WHO REPRSENT ME IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE. IT TURNED OUT THAT HE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR SERVICE AS HE WAS AWAY FOR "VACATION" IN THAILAND FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK. AHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY FUCK ME!!!

OHH WAIT, NEVERMIND... THEY ARE ALREADY. HEHEHEH EHEHEHE HEHEHEHE HEHEHE LOLOLOL

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS - WORSE THAN A FAIRY TALE

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:52:00 +0000

1. 45223

2. Bye Bye Blues (the Whole West Coast Is Ruined)
3. Donner, Party Of Five
4. Drawing The Devil
5. I Want To Master Life And Death
6. It Sounded Like An Accident
7. It's Pretty Hard To Beat The King
8. Pleasure To End All Pleasures
9. Red Or White Wine?
10. Saylor Lake
11. They'll Never Get Me (Word With You)
12. Worse Than A Fairy Tale

BRIEF REVIEW:

THE HILARITY OF THIS ALBUM COVER IS ASTOUNDING. THE PATHOLOGICALLY PSYCHOTIC MENTAL PEDOPHILE -- IMPLICITY THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY LEAD SINGER OF THIS FAGGOT BAND -- SITS IN FRONT OF THE BULLETIN BOARD ON THE WALL OF HIS ROOM AND STARES AT THE NUMEROUS MISSING BOYS REPORTS FROM HIS DAILY SUBSCRIBED CHRONICLES. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE FRIGHTENING ALLEGORIES HERE, THE STORY IS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN IT LOOKS.

THE STORY BEHIND THIS FUCKING FAGGOT PHOTO FOR THE ALBUM COVER HERE, IS PROBABLY THAT THE GUY WENT A LITTLE FUCKING COOKOO DURING HIS QUARTER LIFE CRISIS LIFE CRISIS AFTER LEARNING THAT NOBODY PAST THE YEAR OF THIRTEEN ENJOYS HIS BAND. REALIZING HE'S AT LEAST DOUBLE THE AGE OF MOST OF HIS DEAF MYSPACE COMBOVER COMMUNITY, HE GOES ON A FUCKING HIGH-PROFILE SUBURBAN RAMPAGE KILLING EVERY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLED EMO FAGGOT THAT MAY HAVE THREW DOWN AT THEIR GAY SHOWS. HE THEN STAPLES ALL THE MISSING CHILDREN'S REPORT ON HIS WALL AND WANKS OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF STINKING DEAD ROTTEN TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS BURIED UNDER DEVOURED BY MAGGOTS THREE FEET UNDERGROUND. HOW FUCKING DELIGHTFUL YOU PERVERTED FETISHIST, MUST YOU REALLY SHOOT A CONCEPT ALBUM-COVER BASED ON IT?!

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT STAND THIS BAND. I REMEMBER THREE YEARS BACK WHEN EVERY BAND MEMBER FOR THIS ACT UNANIMOUSLY HAD THE SAME FUCKING LOUSY FAGGOT EMO HAIRCUT. I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY WERE INCESTUAL QUINTUPLETS OR SOMETHING. THAT WAS, UNTIL THEY TURNED TWENTY AND EXPERIENCED PERMANENT HAIRLOSS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR BALDING LIVES. I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS WANKING INTO EACH OTHER'S SCALP DOES NOT STIMULATE HAIR GROWTH, IN FACT IT DOES THE OPPOSITE!

HAHAHAH THESE FAGGOTS USED TO COMPOSE SONGS BASED ON STUPID ILLUSIONARY ROMEO AND JULIET SCENARIOS. C'MON, YOU'RE MORE LIKE ROMEOS AND ROMEOS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. MIXING FIVE ROMEOS TOGETHER IN A HOMOEROTICALLY VIOLENT BUKKAKKE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A HARDCORE THROWDOWN PIT FOR DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. MAN, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IN THE MIRROR FOR HOW DROP DEAD GORGEOUS I WAS, THERE WAS NEVER ANY GORGEOUSNESS. I MERELY DROPPED DEAD. OH THE FUCKING AGONY.

AS I LAY DYING - SHADOWS ARE SECURITY

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:00 +0000

1. "Meaning in Tragedy" – 3:13
2. "Confined" - 3:12
3. "Losing Sight" – 3:24
4. "The Darkest Nights" - 3:52
5. "Empty Hearts" – 2:49
6. "Reflection" – 3:12
7. "Repeating Yesterday" – 4:02
8. "Through Struggle" – 3:59
9. "The Truth of My Perception" – 3:06
10. "Control Is Dead" – 2:56
11. "Morning Waits" – 3:56
12. "Illusions" – 5:48

BRIEF REVIEW:

BOO HOO HOO, AS I LAY CRYING... FUCKING CRY A NEW MYSPACE RIVER YOU FUCKING NU-METAL TOURING SELLOUT FAGGOTS. A BAND CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE THAN A BAND THAT RECENTLY TOURED WITH SHITKNOT AND DEVILDRIVERS... INTRODUCING AS I LAY FRYING ON A STOVE OF FUCKING SHIT MUSIC! HOLY FUCKING MAINSTREAM GIMMICKED FAGGOTRY. YOU KNOW YOUR BAND MUST FUCKING SUCK ASS AND YOU'RE DYING FOR EXPOSURE IF YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO TOUR WITH SMELLY SHITKNOT IN ORDER TO GET AN OUNCE OF EXPOSURE.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE FUCKING NU-METAL MALLCORE MOVEMENT A DECADE AGO WHEN FUCKING CLOWNY LITTLE GOTHIC LITTLE DREADLOCK FAGGOTS WEAR A DOG COLLAR LIKE THEY'RE HIDEOUS LITTLE PETS AND TUNE THEIR GUITAR DOWN TO DROP A AND PLAY THE OPEN CHORD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SONG? I'VE HEARD FUCKING ANIMALS COMPOSE NOISE IN THEIR PLAYPENS IN THE NATIONAL ZOO YOU FUCKING MISERABLE FAGGOTS. EVERY TIME I SAW SOME MALLCORE SHITHEAD WITH TEN POUNDS OF FACIAL PIERCING INTERLOCKED WITH WALLET CHAINS HANGNIG DOWN FROM THEIR FACE ALL THE WAY TO THEIR ASS, I FUCKING RUSHED TO THE PET STORE AND ADVISED THEM THAT THEY HAD A BUNCH OF ESCAPED ANIMALS. SEEING THAT THEY'RE INFLUENCED BY FAGGOTS LIKE JONOTHAN DAVIS AND DEZ FAFARA, IT'S NO WONDER THAT THEY BARK LIKE DOGS AS WELL... HAHAHAHA. COAL CHAMBER SUCKED THE SCROTUM JUICE OUT OF MY PACKAGE. IF I HAD A FUCKING DOG, I'D NAME HIM FAFARA TOO (EXCEPT I'LL GLADLY REPLACE "FARA" WITH "GGOT".)

THESE NU-METAL GOTH HEADS WERE FUNNY BACK THEN BECAUSE BECAUSE TEN YEARS DOWN THE LINE WITH THE FAILURE OF THEIR HORRENDOUSLY NON-TALENT NU-METAL BANDS, THESE DRONES EXPERIENCE SOME BITTER FUCKING BAND (AS WELL AS GAY RELATIONSHIP) BREAKUPS, THEY REALIZE THE INABILITY GO ATTAIN A JOB WITH THE NINETY-FIVE PERMANENT HOLES AND INK MARKS ON THEIR FUCKING FACES. YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NU-METAL ASSCLOWNS. I RECOMMEND Y'ALL GO JOIN THE CIRCUS YOU FUCKING MISERABLE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FAGGOTS.

HOLY SHIT JUST AS I THOUGHT MY LIFE SUCKED, YOU GOTHIC INDUSTRIAL-RAMMESTEIN GOTHIC TRENCHCOAT ANIMALS ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER LIKE THE THERAPEUTIC CAGED ANIMALS YOU ARE.

BURDEN OF A DAY - Blessed Be Our Ever After

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:51:00 +0000

1. Blessed Be Our Ever After
2. Pt. 2 Sometimes They Do
3. Sorry Seacrest It's Casey's Countdown
4. Smile That Kills
5. It's Lonely at the Top (Or So I've Heard)
6. My Shelter
7. Battle for Hoth
8. Umbrellas
9. Monsters Among Us
10. White Coats and There Medicine
11. I'm Only Laughing on the Outside

BRIEF REVIEW:

I FUCKING HATE THE PRESENT STATE IN METAL AND HARDCORE SCENE NOWADAYS. I AM VERY CURIOUS TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU FAGGOTS ALL DONE TO TRANSFORM A CULTURE THAT WAS SO STRONG AND PROSPEROUS JUST HALF A DECADE AGO, TO A TOTALLY BARBARIC SHITHOLE THAT IS THE CURRENT. WHAT'S WORSE IS THE FACT THAT THE MAINSTREAMNISM OF THE SCENE HAS INSPIRED COUNTLESS SHITTY BANDS THAT REPRODUCE SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF MY DYSFUNCTONAL BOWEL AT WORK IN SEVERING VARIOUS SEGMENTS OF MY OTHERWISE ENDLESSLY LONG SHIT. STOP COMPOSING MUSIC YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. I COME HOME FROM A HARD DAY OF SLEEP AND ALL I ASK FOR IS SOME GOOD MUSIC. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET IN RETURN? A BUNCH OF WHINY EMO FAGGOTS WHINING INTO MY EARS WITH THEIR NASTY ASS COLLABORATIVE INDUSTRIAL NOISE POLLUTION. I PROCEED TO CRY MY TEARY FUCKING EMO EYES OUT TO THE THOUGHT OF THIS PATHETIC MISERABLE THAT IS KNOWN AS MY LIFE. I SHOULD DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH MY LIFE OTHER THAN UPDATING THIS SITE THAT NOBODY READS ... LIKE JOINING A PHILANTHROPY FOUNDATION?!

I'VE ALWAYS EXPRESSED INTEREST FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF JOINING PHILANTHROPY ACTIVIST MOVEMENTS. ONE PARTICULAR GROUP OF INTEREST IS THE ELITE NIGGER RIGHTS ACTIVIST GROUP "BLACK PANTHERS". YUP, THEY'RE BLACK ALRIGHT. THEY LOOK LIKE PANTHERS TOO EXCEPT LESS ELEGANT (SINCE THEY ARE NIGGERS). AFTER MUCH STUDYING INTO THEIR IDEOLOGIES, I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THEIR POLITICS ... "BLACK RIGHTS"? WHAT FUCKING RIGHTS? THAT'S LIKE PREACHING FOR THE PRESERVATION OF SURVIVAL OF USELESS ANIMALS. EXCEPT THEY MAY BE ANIMALS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ENDANGERED OR ANYTHING SINCE THEY COMPULSIVELY BREED LIKE RATS, SO WHO EXACTLY GIVES A LIVING SHIT? STOP SPEAKING OF NONSENSE CONTRADICTIONS IN TERMS, YOU FUCKING BEASTLY BARBARIC APES. REGARDLESS OF WHICH, I DECIDED TO PAINT MY FACE BLACK AND SHOW UP AT THE NIGGER UNION'S OFFICE BUILDING. AS I ASSURED THEM MY NAME WAS PHAT JORDAN, I SOON DISCOVER THAT DESPITE OF THE PRISTINE CONDITION OF THEIR ESTABLISHMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ANTYNOM OF THE WHITE HOUSE (AKA THE BLACK HOUSE), THE ONLY POLITICS THAT WENT ON IN THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN MERELY RAGING UNDERAGED AIDS-INFESTED PROSTITUTION AND DOMINATRIX TORTURE CHAMBERS. EXCITED AND AROUSED AS FUCK, MY BONER IMMEDIATELY POINTED TOWARDS EVERY UNDERAGED THIRTEEN YEAR OLD NIGGER WITH FACIAL HAIR THAT WEIGHED 220 POUNDS WORKING IN THE CRACK PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT. SUCH IS ANOTHER ACTIVE DAY IN THE BLACK PANTHERS AFRICAN-AMERICAN HUMAN RIGHTS UNION!

GO FIGURE YOU FUCKING UNCIVILIZED NIGGERS. YOU GIVE THEM A FEW TRILLION BUCKS OF TAX PAYER'S CHARITY AND THEY'LL TURN ANYTHING INTO THE "SUPERDOME" OF HURRICANE KATRINA. I HOPE THEY MAKE AIDS A RESPIRATORY SYNDROME IN AFRICA.

AUGUST BURNS RED - MESSENGERS

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:07:00 +0000

1. Truth of a Liar

2. Up Against the Ropes
3. Back Burner
4. Blinding Light
5. Composure
6. Vital Signs
7. Eleventh Hour
8. Balance
9. Black Sheep
10. American Dream
11. Redemption

BRIEF REVIEW:

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES RECENTLY. AS I WAS ABOUT TO BE DISPATCHED INTO THE BUMFUCK MIDDLE EAST FOR SHOOTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIDEOUSLY USELESS SAND-NIGGER TOWELHEADS, I IRONICALLY GOT MYSELF FIRED AT IN FORT HOOD BY SOME HUGE MUSLIM FAGGOT NAMED MAJOR NIDAL MALIK HASSAN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR NAME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO PRONOUNCE YOU PROPER ENGISH TITLE? GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU VILE SAND MONKEY. BEFORE HE FIRED ME TO DEATH, HE FUCKING MUTTERED "GOD IS GREAT" IN WHATEVER THE FUCK SUBHUMAN LANGUAGE THAT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING TO THE EFFECTS OF "ABU AKBARBARBAR". LISTENING TO YOUR LANGUAGE IS LIKE HAVING A FUCKING GORILLA QUEEFING INTO MY EARS YOU FUCKING NASTY ASS ISLAMIC FAGGOT. AS THE BULLETS OF THE RIFLE PROLIFERATED RIGHT INTO MY ASSHOLE, I RECEIVED THE GREATEST ORGASM BEFORE DEATH. HURRAY, THANK YOU FOR RELIVING OF MY ANAL VIRGINITY BEFORE MY DEATH! THANK ALLAH I WILL NO LONGER DIE OF A VIRGIN!

OKAY SERIOUSLY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS, BEFORE WE WANT TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF THE SERIOUSLY PERVASIVE MUSLIM PROBLEM IN THE MIDDLE (B)EAST THAT IS PLAGUING THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF US, WHY DON'T WE START BY VIOLENTLY ERADICATING THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITHIN OUR DOMESTIC REALM?! DO YOU NOT SEE THE CONSTANT TENSION OF FUCKING BARBARIC MUSLIM AND ISLAMIC SAVAGES DESTROYING OUR NATION BY USING DESPICABLY DESTRUCTIVE FORCES, WHILE CLAIMING THEY ARE PROPHETS OF "PEACE"? GO BACK TO SRIRAQ-LANKA YOU FUCKING PALESTINIAN TURBAN-NEGROES. IT'S ABSOLUTELY PITIFUL THAT AMERICA'S BULLSHIT SITTING-DUCK HUMAN RIGHTS POLICIES WILL PERMIT THOSE DELUSIONAL APES IN SERVING IN THE MILITARY. HOW ABOUT THIS, WE DISPATCH THE MILITARY ACROSS EVERY BLUE STATE AND SHOOT EVERY FUCKING HOMELESS IRAQIAN-LOOKING TOWELHEAD FAGGOT WHO SAVAGELY SLEEPS IN THE STAIRWAY OF A MOSQUE FOR SHELTER, YOU FUCKING INTELLECTUALLY-DEFUNCT MILITARY INTELLIGENCE ASSHOLES? WHY CAN'T WE JUST BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY SINGLE MOSQUE ALREADY INSTEAD OF GRANTING THEM A TAX-EXEMPT RELIGIOUS STATUS? OH WAIT, BECAUSE YOUR PRESIDENT IS A FILTHY APE-LIKE NIGGER WHO PRACTICES THAT FAITH HIMSELF. SORRY, ALMOST FORGOT!

WHAT CRACKS ME UP EVEN MORE IS HOW EVERY "LIBERAL" NEWS OUTLET CAREFULLY PORTRAYS THE ASSASSIN'S MOTIVES TO BE FREE OF ANY BULLSHIT RADICAL MUSLIM AGENDAS. YEAH OKAY, AND MY SHIT IS NOT BROWN AND LACED WITH TAPEWORMS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. JUST AS I THOUGHT AMERICA COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE DOOMED, YOUR DUMBASS NATION MANAGES TO PROVE ME MORE WRONG EVERY TIME. I HOPE YOU IDIOTS CONTINUE TO CONSCRIPT ARAB-LOOKING TOWELHEADS INTO YOUR OWN ARMY WITH A TICKING BACKPACK FLASHING WITH FLORESCENT RED LIGHTS YOU LIBERAL HUMAN-RIGHTS-SAVVY CRYBABY MORONS.

MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER - II

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:29:00 +0000

1. Memories Of The Grove

2. Dry The River
3. Plenty Strong and Plenty Wrong
4. Darkest Of Kin
5. Raised By The Tide
6. Wylie
7. Death Is An Alcoholic
8. Everyone Needs A Hasting
9. Don't Ever Cross A Trowel
10. Tale Of The Runaways
11. The Day Hell Broke Loose At Sicard Hollow

BRIEF REVIEW:

AWW POOR DALLAS GOT KICKED OUT OF UNDEROATH AND NOW HE'S BITCHING AND COMPLAINING IN A NEWER AND EVEN STUPIDER EMO PROJECT! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GETTING YOUR PATHETIC ASS THROWN OUT OF WHAT WAS THE SHITTIEST BAND IN THE WORLD ANYWAYS YOU REPRODUCTIVELY-INCOMPETENT HOMOSEXUAL? YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING DRASTIC LIKE SPREADING A BUCKET OF SWINE FLU TO THE REST OF YOUR FAGGOT BAND MEMBERS BY LOADING THE AERISOL CONTAGION INTO LITTLE APPLE JUICE CARTONS. GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, IF THAT WASN'T AN INDICATION THAT YOU SHOULD BE QUARANTINED FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, YOU WENT ON AND STARTED A NEW BAND!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS I'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY WITNESSED HOW BIG THESE BANDS HAVE GOTTEN. FROM PLAYING IN BUMFUCK LITTLE LOCAL BARS IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE COUNTY BY TRAVELLING IN A VAN, TO HUGE MTV AND ROCK-AND-ROLL SPONSORED SENSATIONAL CORPORATE BUSES. GOOD JOB SELLING JESUS CHRIST YOU CHRISTIAN RHETORIC-PREACHING POPES. I THOUGHT CHRISTIANITY WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD THE MINUTE THAT NASTY ASS BALDING POPE FAGGOT KICKED THE BUCKET, BUT NOPE! THEY FUCKING DELEGATED A NEW ONE EQUALLY AS OLD, IF NOT EVEN OLDER! I'VE RECENTLY MANAGED TO CATCH A VERY BRIEF BUT FORTUNATE INTERVIEW WITH HIM, AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS...

WEBMASTER: HEY NEW POPE IN THE CATHOLIC OFFICE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN HITLER'S YOUTH, A GROUP RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MANY GREEDY BIG-NOSED SEMEN-SNIFFING FAGGOT JEWS?!

POPE: ...
*POOOOOOOOOOHHHH* (EMITS A LOUD AND DEADLY FART)
*SHITS HIS DIAPERS SUBSEQUENTLY*
*SKIN TURNS PALER THAN BEFORE IF POSSIBLE*
*DROOLING ALL OVER HIS HIDEOUS FACE*
*DROPS INTO A PERPETUAL COMA*

THEN THE SECURITY RUSHES ME THE FUCK OUT OF HIS BEDROOM. I DON'T GET WHAT THEIR PROBLEM IS, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SWEET TALK HIM BEFORE SODOMIZE HIM IN HIS SAGGY FUCKING ASSHOLE. TALK ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS THESE DAYS, I NEVER HAVE FREE WILL FOR ANYTHING I WANT TO DO. GODDAMN.

SO THEN I RAPED THE OLD POPEY'S SEXY DECEASED SELF AFTER DIGGING UP HIS CADAVER IN SOME STATE-SECURED CEMETARY, HOPING FOR NOTHING BUT ETERNAL SALVATION. ALL I GOT WAS COCKROACHES CRAWLING OUT OF MY FUCKING DICK. IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING A CATHOLIC CONVERT?

A JEALOUSY ISSUE - IF THE FLAMES DON'T KILL US

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:12:00 +0000

1. Dance of the Demons (Intro)

2. Midnight With the Monster Squad
3. Who Crucified the Chaperone?
4. Scheming Dreaming Juggernaut
5. Burning Butterflies
6. Dollface
7. Paperweight
8. In the Shape of Stars
9. Take a Picture, She'll Last Longer
10. Psychology of Optional Experience

BRIEF REVIEW:

DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING HATE IT WHENEVER YOU HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT THAT IS SO URGENTLY COMPULSORY, BUT DESPITE OF HOW HARD YOU ATTEMPT TO SQUEEZE THE SOLID WASTE OUT OF YOUR SOCKET, IT SIMPLY WILL NOT COME OUT? I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE THIS. THINKING INITIALLY THAT IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A COMMON CONSTIPATION ISSUE, I POPPED ENOUGH DIGESTION AND LUBRICATION PILLS TO FEED A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH WORTH OF FAMILY DOCTOR PATIENTS. DISCOVERING THAT IT'S TOTALLY FAILED TO WORK, I REACHED MY HANDS DOWN INTO MY ANUS WITH THE INTENTIONS TO MANUALLY DISSECT THE POOP MYSELF. SURPRISINGLY, THE HOLY GRAIL OF MY QUESTIONS HAD BEEN ANSWERED! IT WASN'T CONSTIPATION AFTER ALL, BUT IT WAS A USED CONDOM HANGING OUT MY HAIRY ASSHOLE! SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AND WITH A POUNDING HANGOVER HEADACHE, I STILL COULD NOT RECALL WHAT I DID THE NIGHT BEFORE IN THE CITY'S UNDERGROUND BONDAGE & DISCIPLINE SADOMASOCHISTIC FETISH NIGHT CLUB! ALL I KNEW WAS THAT I DRANK A BOTTLE TO TEQUILA THAT DIDN'T REALLY END UP BEING TEQUILA! WELL, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT THEN...???? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

AS I CONTINUE TO PULL THE CONDOM OUT FROM MY ANAL SOCKET, I DISCOVER PAINFULLY THAT THERE WAS A CORK PLUGGING THE TUBE OF MY ASSHOLE. NO WONDER WHY THE POOP-PRISONERS COULD NOT ESCAPE! HOW THE FUCK DID THIS WOODEN CORK GET INTO THE CONDOM ANYWAYS?! FRANTICALLY I KEPT ON PULLING AND THE UNFATHOMABLE WAS ABOUT TO BE REALIZED... THE CORK WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUCKING TEQUILA BOTTLE, AND THE CONDOM IS WRAPPED ALL OVER IT! WHAT THE FUCK?! NEVER HAVE THESE INCIDENTS EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE (ASIDE FROM ONLY THREE TIMES IN THE PAST!) I AM SO CONFUSED! IS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT LOOSE? WHAT THE HELL DID THESE HOMO-NEGRO-INDONESIAN FETISHISTS DO TO ME... TELL ME!!!!!!

RELIEVED TO FINALLY DRAG THE WHOLE ENTIRE BOTTLE OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, I FELT THE BOTTLE MOVING SOMEWHAT ON ITS OWN. WHAT THE FUCK... COULD IT BE... THERE'S A LIVE GERBIL CRAWLING INSIDE OF THAT BOTTLE!!! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE GROTESQUENESS OF SIMPLY ... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OUT OF SHEER TERROR AND RAGE, I SMASHED THE ENTIRE GLASS BOTTLE WHILE IT'S STILL QUARTER-PLUGGED INTO MY ASSHOLE. OUCH! MY ANUS BLEEDS LIKE HURRICANE KATRINA. LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE SHITTING OUT SOLID WASTE FOR ANOTHER THREE FUCKING WEEKS!!

BUT THAT'S FINE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, BECAUSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO FUCKING EXTRACT MY DISGUSTING ANAL-EXCRETIONS OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUTH AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MOTHER AND AUNTS AFTER!

WAKING JUDEA - THE DESOLATE

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:42:00 +0000

1. Warmth
2. The Tower Of Words
3. Error In Pretext
4. My Curse Is A Sign Of Relief
5. Even The Undertaker Will Be Sorry
6. Of Creation
7. Blood Of A Thousand
8. The Desolate

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO THIS SITE HAS BEEN OPERATING FOR MORE THAN TWO YEARS NOW AND STILL NOT A SINGLE THING HAS CHANGED, CONSIDERING IT STILL BLOWS DONKEY DICK WITHOUT ANY DOUBT WHATOSEVER. HOWEVER DESPITE OF THICK AND THIN, IT'S ATTRACTED AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF PUBLICITY ALMOST AS MUCH AS IT'S DEVELOPED A SOLID BASE OF HATERS. HAHAHAHA HATE ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERS, COME FUCKING MAKE MY DAY. I'M SURE ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL WAKE UP AND MIRACULOUSLY READ YOUR INCOHERENT HATE RAMBLING ON MY CHATBOX AND IMMEDIATELY LOSE ALL MY WILL TO LIVE. YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY END MY WILL TO LIVE FUCKING HEARTLESS BASTARDS, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY CEASE SOMETHING THAT WAS SIMPLY NOT THERE INITIALLY!

WHEN GOD MOULDED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US WITH LOVINGLY GENTLE CARE AND PRECISION, HE TOOK A BREAK MIDWAY AND FARTED OUT A PILE OF SHIT RESIDUES FULL OF FECES THAT ENDED UP BEING MY TRANSFORMED ENTITY.

GODDAMNIT I FUCKING STINK.

WHAT I FIND TO BE EVEN FUNNIER IS THE COUNTLESS INQUIRIES I GET FROM EURO-SPANIARD-INDONESIAN BLOGGIES ASKING FOR LINK EXCHANGE IN THE MOST INCOHERENTLY SPOKEN ENGRISH POSSIBLE. NO, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING LINK EXCHANGE WITH YOU FUCKING FOREIGN THIRD WORLD COUNTRY LOWLIVES. IN FACT, THE ONLY THING I WISH TO EXCHANGE WITH YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE FUCKING SHIT I STRIVE TO TAKE IN YOUR BUMFUCK VILLAGE'S WELLS THAT PROVIDES YOUR "CLEAN" TAP WATER. HOW'S THAT FOR FILTERING THROUGH TUBES YOU IMPOVERISHED FAGGOTS?!

HOWEVER NOTHING BEATS THE FACT THAT HALF OF THESE PEOPLE WHO AGREE TO A LINK EXCHANGE CONTRACT WITH ME FAIL TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR END OF THE BARGAIN SOONER THAN LATER. DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT ASSUME I DO BLOG CHECKS ONCE ON A MONTHLY BASIS JUST TO VERIFY WHETHER MY BLOG IS STILL LINKED ON YOUR FUCKING USELESSLY UNDER-VISITED WEBPAGES? I MAY BE EXTREMELY STUPID BUT I'M NOT DUMB! ... OKAY FINE! ... YES I AM. GO FUCK YOUR HOUSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION AS TO WHY MY WEBSITE IS REMOVED FROM THEIR GAY LINK SECTIONS IS THAT THEY'VE TAKEN THE TIME TO VIEW MY BLOG AFTERWARDS AND REALIZED WHAT A FUCKING HUGE HATE-MONGERING ABOMINATION I AM. HAHAHAHAHAHA AWW! ARE YOU WHINY LITTLE POLITICALLY CORRECT PACIFISTS OFFENDED BY MY UNBEARABLY VITRIOLIC RHETORICS? THAT'S FINE YOU FUCKING VAGINAL-GROWING PUSSIES. IF I WASN'T ME, THEN I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND MYSELF EITHER. GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU STUPID DUMBASSES.

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO DO PROPER LINK EXCHANGES WITH ME ARE THOSE STUPID FUCKING FOREIGN SPICS AND EUROPEAN BASTARDS WHO FAILS TO UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD ON MY SITE, AND SOLELY BELIEVES MY DOMAIN IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ALBUM BLOG OF HORRENDOUS MUSIC. WHAT THEY FAIL TO REALIZE IS THAT THE FUCKING WEBSITE THEY SUPPORT IS ONE THAT RIDICULES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM ON A DAILY BASIS, YOU FUCKING IGNORANTLY MOCKABLE PIECES OF SHIT!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP

BURY YOUR DEAD - COVER YOUR TRACKS

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:25:00 +0000

Top Gun
Vanilla Sky
Mission: Impossible
Eyes Wide Shut
Magnolia
Outsiders
Mission: Impossible 2
Color of Money
Risky Business
Legend
All the Right Moves
Losin' It

BRIEF REVIEW:

ARE YOU WORRIED THAT FOR EVERY TIME YOU ATTEND A BR00TAL MOSHCORE BAND LIKE THIS ONE AND HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF IN THE RAGING PIT, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO OVER-DANCE YOUR FELLOW OPPONENTS OF THE RIVAL HARDCORE DANCING CREW IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE TOWN? SUCH PARANOIA AND UNEASINESS IS FAR FROM UNCOMMON, AND THANKS TO WEBMASTER NOW YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO FEAR ABOUT GETTING YOUR DELICATELY SCRAWNY LITTLE BODY SPINKICKED INTO A FUCKING BLOODY, DECAPITATED PULP! AND FRANKLY WITH SOME LETHAL HARDCORE DANCING SKILLS IN YOUR HANDS, MAYBE YOU'D FINALLY BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER YOUR WEEKLY PRACTICE ON YOUR LACROSSE TEAM!

INTRODUCING THE COMPLETE COMPREHENSIVE ARCHIVE OF INSTRUCTIONS ON ADVANCED HARDCORE DANCING FOR SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FAGGOTS JUST LIKE YOU! CLICK ON THIS LINK TO VIEW THE LIBRARY!

I GET SO FUCKING PARANOID WHEN I SEE THESE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD KIDS FLAIL THEIR FUCKING FISTS IN THE PIT, ESPECIALLY WITH THIS NEW GROUNDBREAKING REVOLUTIONARY GUIDE. I SWEAR MY LIFE FLASHES BY MY EYES FASTER THAN ANY VETERANS STILL SUFFERING FLASHBACKS FROM VIETNAM. SOMETIMES BEING THE INTIMIDATED WIMP I AM, I IMAGINE THE INTENSITY OF THROWING MY FUCKING HAIRY OLD FAT ASS INTO THE DANCE JUNGLE AND PARTICIPATE IN THE MADNESS. HOWEVER MY SUBTLE DAYDREAMING ARE ALWAYS RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY SOME ATTACKING NINJA'S FLYING KARATE CHOP STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! OH NO... MY BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FAGGOT FACE! LORD HAVE GODDAMN MERCY!

NOW I NEED RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ALL OVER MY FACIAL BONES YOU STUPID FUCKING PHYSICALLY IMMATURE MOMMA'S BOYS! ALL I WANTED TO DO AT THE SHOW WAS TO PUSH MOSH LIKE A STUPID BARBARIAN! WHY IS THERE NO SYMPATHY FOR A LONESOME, FAT PUSH MOSHING METALHEAD LIKE ME, EVER?!?!?!

(OH WAIT, THERE IS AFTER ALL! UPON HEARING BURY YOUR DEAD'S NEWEST ALBUM UP TO DATE, I GUESS THAT SYMPATHY IS FOUND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAY... AND BY YAY I MEAN GAY. GET LAUNCHED OVER A FUCKING HIGHWAY DURING YOUR NEXT TOUR YOU SELLOUT FAGGOTS.)

I LIKE PIE

A CASE OF GRENADA - THE EVIDENCE

noreply@blogger.com (WEBMASTER) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:42:00 +0000

1. Immaturity Of A Moment
2. The Secret In The Sound
3. Artificial Sun Kills Ideologists
4. Monitor
5. Signals On Displays
6. Soaked In Blood
7. Electric Dance Floor Poetry
8. Traitors Manual
9. As Far As We Can´t See

BRIEF REVIEW:

APOLOGIES FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES, AS OF RECENTLY I'VE BEEN UNDERGOING AN INTENSE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY. DUE TO THE LACK OF PENIS LENGTH, MY DERMATOLOGY SURGEONS SEVERED VARIOUS CHUNKS OUT FROM ASSCHEEKS AND SEWED IT ONTO MY BONER. NOW I CAN FINALLY MASTURBATE BY HOLDING MY PENIS WITH THREE FINGERS AS OPPOSED TO TWO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY LIFE IS MADE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! DON'T GET JEALOUS BECAUSE MY FUCKING POWERFUL DICK FINALLY HAS THE PROJECTILE RANGE OF HALF A FEET!

*BLOOP* (AND ONTO A FAT NIGGER BITCH'S FACE)

MAN I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE NEGROID WOMEN, ESPECIALLY FUCKING FAT ONES. I REFER TO THEM AS OBESE NEGRA BITCHES. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN CRY FOR POVERTY, HUNGER, INSUFFICIENT WELFARE AND INSTITUTIONAL OPPRESSION WHEN MOST OF THEM ARE SO MORBIDLY FUCKING OBESE THAT IT APPEAR AS IF THEY CONSUME AT LEAST THREE GALLONS OF BIG MACS A DAY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HORRENDOUS NIGGERS? CAN'T GO JOGGING AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME AROUND YOUR WELFARE-HOUSING PROJECTS? THE ONLY EXERCISE YOU BRUTES HAVE EVER HAD ARE FOUND WITHIN YOUR RAMPANT JAW MOVEMENTS WHEN YOU DISSECT EVERYTHING FROM THE FOOD BANK WITH YOUR CARNIVOROUS TEETH, YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SAVAGES.

STOP LEECHING OFF THE HONEST TAXPAYER'S MONEY AND START FUCKING THROWING YOUR FAT AROUND THE ZOO TO FEED THE CAGED ANIMALS WHOSE LIVES ARE MUCH MORE WORTHY THAN YOURS, YOU FUCKING UNEMPLOYED, INSTITUTIONALIZED, GREEDY FUCKING OVERWEIGHT BITCHES WITH SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEMS... YOU FUCKING TINESHA, SHEQUITA, LATOYA AND FAGGOTA'S.