tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58710417430577881622024-09-10T07:00:43.080+05:30Either our brains are dead, or yours will be. [Hint: Replace ‘Either...or...’ with ‘...and...’]blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-28333901295284115412012-01-22T11:25:00.001+05:302012-01-22T11:26:22.511+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> ...<br /> SB: So hows Heena and Anisha doing waise?<br /> SM: I haven't talked to them for pretty long. Oh and Heena's bday is coming up too<br /> SB: Oh yea I almost forgot..<br /> SM: Yea I had a reminder for that. Like even for AJ's exam tomo, I have a reminder on my phone<br /> SB: (raises eyebrow) Oh you got a reminder for all her exams and stuff?<br /> SM; Like I did for u too before the MIT result and all<br /> SB: Ah, I like you. But yea its nice wishing people luck and all, and it doesn't even take time or anythin you know.<br /> SM: And the other people appreciate it and stuff, like they feel so nice bout it.<br /> SB: Ya, like its a good gesture n all, makes people happy.<br /> SM: Yea, its sweet...<br /> SB: Yea...umm we need to get girlfriends dude.</div>Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598563825359238852noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-84398087133961414532011-07-19T03:38:00.001+05:302011-07-19T03:38:00.135+05:30[ On the phone ]<br /> <br /> SM: Dude, we should like meet up.<br /> SB: Yea, I know... like one of us should come over... or even both...!<br /> SM: Hmm..yeah but not at the same time though you know..<br /> SB: Yeah cuz then we'd just end up talking on the phone like this..<br /> SM: Except from opposite numbers.blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-23641782112192360152011-07-11T00:47:00.002+05:302011-11-17T22:49:45.944+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <a href="http://deadbrainconversations.blogspot.com/2011/05/read-and-done-part-i.html">Read and Done PART 1</a><br /> <br /> SB: So hey, what about you? How much have you "done"?<br /> Or... "read"?<br /> <br /> I mean! how much more do you plan to do?<br /> <br /> SM: You mean "Pla-<br /> <br /> SB:No wait! not "plan to do" but basically how much are you *going* to do before the exam.....!?!..no...<br /> <br /> <b>&nbsp;ARGH!</b><br /> <br /> ***<br /> <br /> <br /></div>blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-2277376229877976282011-05-01T03:11:00.003+05:302011-05-01T23:39:40.924+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">[Exam time]<br /> <br /> SM: So dude, how much have you done?<br /> <br /> SB: Hmm, I've read like four chapters.<br /> <br /> SM: <i>Read</i> or <i>done</i>?<br /> <br /> SB: No no! - read.<br /> <br /> SM: Oh cool. Like from the book or the notes?<br /> <br /> SB: Both.<br /> <br /> SM: Both?! Dude, that's not "read", that's "done"!<br /> <br /> SB: But I haven't <i>done</i> them, I've only read them...<br /> <br /> SM: Dude!!</div>blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-39228682901136347232010-08-21T15:34:00.004+05:302010-08-21T15:37:40.169+05:30SM:(phone) So like right now, I have this pair of binoculars in my hand.<div><br /><div>SB: Yea? I have one pair in my cupboard.</div><div><br /></div><div>SM: Yea? like why?</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: Why do you have em in your hands?</div><div><br /></div><div>SM: Cuz I found them this morning.</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: Ah, cuz I know where mine are.</div><div><br /></div><div>SM: Sweet.</div></div>Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598563825359238852noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-39381240829243045862010-08-21T15:25:00.006+05:302010-08-21T15:37:17.304+05:30SB: Hey! Sup? How you been? Whatcha been upto?<div><br /><div>SM: You mean since yesterday evening when we talked on the phone? -</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: Oh yea, Haha-</div><div><br /></div><div>SM: Nothing much I suppose...</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: You suppose or you know?</div><div><br /></div><div>SM: I dunno... What I know is really my perception of what I know.</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: Oh yeah, its all relative, knowledge is dangerous, you can't really <i>know</i> anything, nothing is absolute, life is not fair *mumbles other such cliches into oblivion.*</div></div>Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598563825359238852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-55005963517363025582010-06-02T17:30:00.001+05:302010-06-02T18:45:49.327+05:30SM: So I bought these new T-shirts. I got XXL size ones, they're <em>much</em> cooler.<br /><br />SB: Yeah? XXL?! Wow. You're like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear">bhaloo</a>, dude.<div><br /></div><div>SM: Why? Just cuz its big?</div><div><br /></div><div>SB: Yeah-<br /><br />SM: Yeeeaaah, so you could mean even an aeroplane, maybe?<br /><br />SB: Yeah, but an aeroplane doesn't wear clothes na.<br /><br />SM: Uh, neither do bears?!<br /><br />SB: Oh. Yeah. Well.</div>blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-28196040393916662262010-04-28T20:24:00.002+05:302010-04-28T21:53:27.383+05:30[Chat conversation]<br /> <br /> SM: Hey sis<br /> <br /> SB: Hey granma,<br /> What's up?<br /> <br /> SM: Hehe nothin much sista<br /> Although this is like a really weird relationship!<br /> <br /> SB: I know<br /> granny's losing her marbles<br /> thinks her grandson's her sister<br /> lolz<br /> <br /> SM: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh<br /> granny had a nice little marble collection!!! so on losing them felt really bad and started to disillusion<br /> <br /> SB: Well granny would know better i guess<br /> <br /> SM: Yeah! she is wiser! all those years of experience!<br /> <br /> SB: But i thought she lost them with her marbles?<br /> <br /> SM: Oh no!! she kept them in a different box<br /> <br /> SB: aw feel sweet!Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598563825359238852noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-56057386218222701922010-04-28T20:16:00.000+05:302010-04-28T20:24:07.820+05:30[Maths Class]<div><br /></div>[reads a question , no clue how to do it]<div><br />SM: How do u do that?</div><div><br />SB: The answer is 65.32490243 *random no.*</div><div><br />SM: No, actually the answer is 65.324...*weird random noises*.</div><div>Can you spell that out?</div><div><br />SB: yeah...actually repeat the answer!?</div><div><br />SM: *same noises ending with a click of the tongue*</div><div><br />SB: *writes* fooshkar dhjhd tkla!</div>Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598563825359238852noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-63930565073366753012010-04-14T20:17:00.001+05:302010-04-28T21:48:38.289+05:30[Maths class]<br /> <br /> [reading a question on probability] “A girl flips a coin twice, for each time she gets a head, she throws a dice thrice, for each time she gets a tail, she tosses the coin again ...”<br /> <br /> SM: I think this girl is like quite crazy<br /> <br /> SB: Yeah ...<br /> <br /> SM: Ooh maybe she's that loony, coz she's that female from that English chapter [<a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Summary_of_going_places_by_a_r_Barton" title="Summary of Going Places by A R Barton">1</a>][<a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/14329823/NCERT-Book-English-Flamingo-Class-XII" title="Flamingo: English Textbook (Prose Lesson #8)">2</a>]<br /> <br /> SB: You mean Sophie?<br /> <br /> SM: Yeah coz she was crazy too remember?<br /> <br /> SB: Yeah totally man. *takes his pencil and writes next to the question "Ans: Her name is Sophie"*blog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5871041743057788162.post-82222497299487396482010-04-14T19:29:00.001+05:302010-04-28T21:48:01.414+05:30SM: So yeah, we should totally start our dead brain convos thing...<br /> <br /> SB: Yeah! like I was thinking should we make it brain dead- <br /> <br /> SM: Oh ya, I meant brain dead convos hi<br /> <br /> SB: Ya, no I was thinkin dead brain sounds cooler, cuz brain dead is like..-<br /> <br /> SM: A real word...?<br /> <br /> SB: Yeah!<br /> <br /> SM: and we totally don't want that?-<br /> <br /> SB: I know!<br /> <br /> SM: Yea, you're right ... DeadBrain's much cooler, coz it kinda emphasizes the twisted nature-<br /> <br /> SB: Of the conversations that’re gonna be there ... EXACTLY.<br /> <br /> SM: This is so totally gonna be our first post XDblog.sahil.mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09162474412144906326noreply@blogger.com2