Dear Mr Landlord

Re: Sink

2010-09-22T23:28:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr. landlord,

The sink was broken so I paid a homeless man $600 to fix it and deducted it from the rent.

Sincerely,
Mr Tennant.

PS. We need a new sink.

Courtesy of "Crunky"! Check him out!

Re: Rent

2010-09-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

I gave my rent to your co-worker. Honest...

With a huge grin,
You tennant (and most favorite person).

Re: BRB

2010-09-15T12:04:00.000-07:00

I see you have vanished to China for the week. Now what will I write about?

Re: Toilet

2010-09-12T16:12:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Are you sure that I can't have a toilet installed in my bedroom to save me from walking all the way down the hall?

Bursting,
A Full Bladder

Re: Website

2010-09-11T18:31:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

The website you saw on my computer screen was just your average image bored where users like to exchange . . tasteful. . images. Honestly.

Delivarin'
Local /B/tard

Re: Rusing

2010-09-10T16:54:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Everytime I see you, I raff, then I ruse.

Rove you rong time,
Ruser.

Re: Dishes

2010-09-10T14:57:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Those weren't dirty dishes on the side; Just what I was saving for later.

Licking your plates clean,
Your tenant.

Re: Party

2010-09-10T13:42:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

TECHNICALLY, It wasn't a room party. There was no music.

Sincerely,
Your tennant.

P.S. The guy asleep in the bath is nothing to do with me.

Re: Furniture

2010-09-10T09:26:00.001-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

I can explain why your furniture is missing. ~~It seems that the house was burgled while i was at work.~~ ~~The bedding caught fire.~~ ~~There was a severe case of woodworm.~~ ~~A magician vanished it.~~ I sold it so I could pay you my rent.

With your rent,
Soon to be evicted.

Re: Morning

2010-09-08T23:08:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Don't be surprised that I am awake this early. I just didn't sleep.

Wearily,
Sleeping Ugly

Re: Cooking

2010-09-08T21:54:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

I am fully aware that it is 2am, but this is the only time that I am hungry.

Noticeably,
The smell of bolognese

Re: Spam Emails

2010-09-08T18:12:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Could you be so kind as to translate these foreign spam emails for me please?

诚挚,
本

Re: Music

2010-09-08T17:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Loud music will NOT kill you, honest.

Reassuringly,
Black Sabbath

Re: Bandwidth

2010-09-08T17:30:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

Must you download films while I am trying to raid?

Pleadingly,
Tasdingo

Re: Blog

2010-09-08T17:28:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr Landlord,

One day, you may find out that I created a blog about you.

Sincerely,
Your Tennant.