DSD

Episode 33: Jabari Parker, Fat girlfriends and grilling season

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 22 May 2012 03:02:57 +0000

If there’s one thing we hear all the time, it’s that our episodes are just too dang short. Well, today it gives me great pleasure to announce episode 33 is our LONGEST EPISODE EVER at 53 minutes and change. Maybe one day we’ll break that 60-minute barrier, but it won’t be this day.

I think you’ll really like episode 33. We talk about things like…

Jabari Parker’s recent Sports Illustrated feature story
Can Jabari win a national championship at BYU?
If JP wants to do some serious good, he should come to BYU.
BYU Rugby wins the national championship, plus other BYU headlines
The outdoor/grilling season
Adam’s eats is back!
Jeris talks about staying limber
Trevor talks about the advantages of fat girlfriends

Enjoy!

Episode 32: BYU news, Road Trippin’, and doriTO taCOs

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:07:03 +0000

It’s Episode 32! Adam, Jeris and Trevor are all LIVE IN STUDIO… and by “in studio” I mean in three separate locations. But that doesn’t stop the magic from happening. It’s all BYU, jokes, life lessons and insights in episode 32. I think you’ll really like it. A lot.

Oh… no wives this week. You’re welcome, Russ.

In Episode 32 you’ll find:

All of the week’s BYU headlines
Phil Ford and Jake Heaps
The apathy surrounding BYU baseball
BYU Rugby is going for the coveted intramural championship t-shirt this Saturday!
Adam’s thoughts from the road
Trevor’s thoughts about disgusting fast “food” that was probably laced with rat urine
Jeris’ thoughts on how to keep the fire from dying
Plus Police Beat!

Enjoy!

Episode 31: Talking Holly

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:12:53 +0000

Hooray! Trevor is back! And we hit the ground running from minute one. Adam and Trevor (Jeris was at the Jazz game tonight) are joined right off the bat by two strong women who have a titillating response to a controversial interview with Bronco Mendenhall’s wife, Holly. Then Adam and Trevor try to bring it home with random word associations, a Chris Collinsworth knee update, and a political statement.

Enjoy!

Episode 30: Dirty Thirty

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 01 May 2012 03:09:00 +0000

It’s a dirty episode today. We start out with a business idea with a dirty name, then move on to a dirty situation with BYU football and the NFL Draft, and finally we discuss the dirty, stinking state of Utah Lake. I know, sounds great, right? You’re going to love this episode.

Adam and Jeris’ outstanding names for future businesses
BYU fails, yet again, to send anyone into the NFL via the NFL Draft
Are BYU coaches failing our athletes?
What are the long term effects, if any?
Also, a long possibly boring discussion about Utah Lake
And one of Adam’s deep, dark secrets from the past.

Enjoy it!

Episode 29: Hockey, transfers, pizza and the playoffs

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:15:33 +0000

It’s just Jeris and Adam again. If Trevor’s not careful, he’s going to find himself out of a job. Today The Death Star D(uo) take the road less traveled to talk about the great sport of hockey. It’s all a part of the recent discovery that a BYU sports podcast in the middle of the offseason might be a little more daunting than they first realized.

In episode 29:

It’s the playoffs! The NHL playoffs.
Why does Jeris hate Boston so much?
Hawaii safety is forbidden to transfer to BYU
BYU, Utah and their respective pizza joints
The Utah Jazz and their precarious playoff position
And much more!

Please, enjoy.

Episode 28: G-Dub is back!

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 04:29:44 +0000

Remember back in the good ol’ days when we interviewed Greg Wrubell? In our SECOND EPISODE? We didn’t even know what we were doing (as evidenced by the fact that Adam deleted half the interview by accident). But he graciously agreed to return, and things went much more smoothly this time. Oh yeah, Trevor is back as well.

In Episode 28…

Trevor’s back, and he’s mad.
The real Regional Champion.
A weird tangent into zone defense
GREG WRUBELL!
Greg on… the famous Iona game
Greg on… fans dropping season tickets
Greg on… Canadian Rock & Roll
A lengthy outro.

Enjoy!

Episode 27: Believe in your dreams

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:26:11 +0000

Adam and Jeris have to go it alone once again today, but in Trevor’s absence we picked up a new special guest: Mr. S. Ross Mitchell. The guys are live from the Mitchell home, and you can almost hear the Spring bouncing in their voices.

In Episode 27 you’ll get it all. Dreams, hopes, fears, BYU, Police justice, Bowties and more.

Click the little play button below to hear DSD take on such controversial subjects as…

BYU boosters getting tired of BYU’s independence
BYU apologists (like Adam) getting tired of defending BYU
The benefits of independence… do they outweigh the benefits of being in a conference?
Ross’ historic run in the Regional basketball tournament
Reaching your dreams
Nick Martineau’s departure from the BYU basketball team
Police Beat!

Enjoy!

Episode 26: Jimmer, Jabari and Jeris

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:39:14 +0000

Confession: This podcast isn’t really about Jeris. But it is about Jimmer and Jabari, among other things, and I needed a third “J” for the title. So I threw Hobbsey a bone.

Trevor and Jeris rejoin Adam for episode 26, and the guys are back to doing what they do best: Laughing at everything, talking about stuff they don’t really know about, and making jokes about the BYU Police Beat.

Episode 26 highlights:

Jimmermania: Moving on
Jabari Parker’s chances of coming to BYU
BYU Spring Game report
Ghosts of BYU basketball past
Police Beat!

Enjoy!

Episode 25: Between man and wife

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:41:32 +0000

Adam has gone rogue! In this very special edition of Death Star D, Adam is joined in studio by his lovely wife, Becky. An accomplished baker (check out one of her creations below!), a Hunger Games enthusiast and a die-hard BYU fan, Becky gives a refreshing take on the female side of BYU sports enthusiasm. Click play below to hear this husbandly interview.

Follow Becky… now!

Twitter: @DomesticBecky
Facebook: Facebook.com/ProjectDomestication
Blog: ProjectDomestication.blogspot.com
Blog #2: UtahLovesCupcakes.com

Episode 24: The dawning of a new age

ajosepholsen@gmail.com (Death Star D) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:24:17 +0000

Can you feel that breeze on your face? The warm sun on your shoulders? The seasons are changing, my friends, and today Death Star D takes a left turn into a world free of sports. Sure, there’s still BYU vs. Marquette, and a little bit of Spring Football, but Episode 24 gives us a little preview of the men behind the fans. Is it too much to handle? You’ll have to judge for yourself.

In episode 24:

Jeris’ bewildering and fun-filled experience in the iTunes store
BYU’s not-so-surprising performance vs. Marquette
Will BYU ever be a Cinderella story in the NCAA tournament?
Spring Football: Worth the trouble?
Police Beat!
An all-movie podcast teaser. Look for it soon!

In the words of Prince Humperdink, “Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy!”