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Gurbat ki Inteha

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:38:11 +0000

“GURBAT ki inteha”
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Faqeer memom say
5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hay Baba…?
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Memon: Baba Jaldi Say Sawal Batao Mujhy 5 Rupee Ke Bohat Sakhat Zarorat Hay..!!!

Aurton ko dakhny ka time

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:37:40 +0000

Lady dctr 2 a pthan:
Tum roz clinic k bahir khary ho k aurton ko q ghorte ho? Pathan:Ap hi ne bahir likha hai k
“Aurton ko dakhny ka time 9 sa 11 Tak hai”

Which may equal Quality Luv

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:36:17 +0000

If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b Loved for Lyf!

If u Luv a woman Nicely
U will b Fucked for Lyf!

Moral:
Strive for Quality Sex!
Which may equal Quality Luv-!

A Poem for Bachelor Boys

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:36:04 +0000

A Poem for Bachelor Boys

Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5′.5″ Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight me thori Light ho,
Thori si wo Quiet ho,
Tu Yaadgar her ek Night ho,
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
Favourite Color White ho,
Make Up thora Light ho,
Zulfain Dinamite ho, Honton ko Dekh Kar aisa lage Jese
Coke Diet ho,
Sari Pehen ker Jab Chalay tu aise lagay Ke Switzerland Flight ho,
Agr aisi apni G F ho to Kia Haseen Life
ho.

My Friendship is Non Stop

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:34:58 +0000

My “Frndship” is Nön stop like Sea..,
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Its “TRUST” like Blind..
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Its “SHINE” like Star..,
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Its “WARM” like Sun..,
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Its “SOFT” like Flower
&
Its”NICE”like Me.

heaviest burden of life

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:34:14 +0000

.A Fact…!
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What is the heaviest burden of life_____?
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“AN EMPTY POCKET”

1 aurat najumi se

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:33:30 +0000

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

3 balls remaining

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:32:51 +0000

3 balls remaining…
last 2 players on the pitch
player A 94*
player B 94
7 runs to win the match
how would both players make their centuries?

Aayatul kursi ki Fazilat

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:31:48 +0000

“AAYATUL KURSI KI FAZILAT”
Jo shakhs 1 bar parhe tu”ALLAH TALA”Farishton ko hukum Farmate he
jao,
or mere bande ki”HIFAZAT”karo
2 bar parhe tu yehi Hukum milta he
OR
Jub 3 bar parhta he tu”ALLAH TALA”Farishton se farmata he k wapas Ajao tum sub
Ab ma eski”HIFAZAT”karonga
Achi Bat Phelana”SADQA-e-JARIA”Ha

Husband wife ki larai

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:31:13 +0000

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
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Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
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Husband=tu sali kutti.
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Wife=tu sala kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola.
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Or main sala pupyy

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Us ki Chahat
subab yeh
tujh ko khaber
wafa ki yon misaal deta hon

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Koi anjan Jab apna ban jata hai
Torna Hota To Rishta
jab koi kisi ke naseeb mein
aise zindagi jee kar
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Tumhe Yaad Hamari

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