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Links for 2009-11-08 [del.icio.us]

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 PST

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi
FARAZ in Bakra Mandi: Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz… . . . Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to “Gaaye Mandi” hai.
Faraz Maa Ban'nay Wala Hai
Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz… . . . . Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban’nay Wala Hai.
Happy
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New Born Baby Greetings
This Baby Is Your Blessing, I Wish Happiness In Every Way Good Luck God Bless, I Say And Many Blessings And Wishes, To Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today….
Opinions Are Like
Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches !! Everyone’s Watch Shows Different Time From Other … But Everyone Believes That Their Time Is Accurate … (;->
When V r Angry
When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time But Later It Hurts Our Feelings A Lot …
So Cute Baby :-)

When V r Angry

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:10:09 +0000

When V r Angry V Can
Change Decision But
Not Feelings
The Changed Decision
May Give Satisfaction
At That Time
But Later It Hurts Our
Feelings A Lot …

Opinions Are Like

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:09:23 +0000

Opinions Are Like
Wrist Watches !!
Everyone’s Watch
Shows Different Time
From Other …
But
Everyone Believes
That Their Time Is
Accurate … (;->

New Born Baby Greetings

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:07:53 +0000

This Baby Is Your
Blessing,
I Wish Happiness In
Every Way
Good Luck
God Bless,
I Say And Many Blessings
And Wishes,
To Welcome Baby
Into Your Life Today….

Happy

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:06:19 +0000

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Means “Khush” =P ;->

Faraz Maa Ban’nay Wala Hai

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:05:25 +0000

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz…

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Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban’nay Wala Hai.

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi

admin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:04:35 +0000

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to “Gaaye Mandi” hai.

Links for 2009-11-03 [del.icio.us]

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 PST

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hy
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ankhain kyu masalti hain
Teacher: batao jab subah larkiyan so k uthti hain tu ankhain kyu masalti hain ? Pappu : Miss kyu k unn k pass tattay nai hotay!
Friends Are Like Diamonds
“Never Ever Try To Examine Frendship because Friends Are Like Diamonds When You Hit Them They Don’t Break But May Slip Away From Your Life” (shakespeare).
Biwi Hone Ka Ehsas
1 Larki Ne Apni Jeans Utar Di or Sardar Se Boli? “Mujhe Biwi Hone Ka Ehsas Dilao” Sardar Ne bhi Jeans Utar Di or Bola “Jao Ye Dono Jeans Dho Kr Lao..”
Boyz Q Girlz se Fast chalty hen
Teacher 2 student: Boyz Q Girlz se Fast chalty hen or Girlz Q Boyz se Fast bolti hen? Student: Q k Boyz ka 1 Leg zyada hai, Or Girlz ka 1 mouth zyada hai…
Call Girl
Call Girl: “Sex karoge? Sardar: “Meri wife jaisa karwao gi kya? Call Girl: “Tumhari wife kaise karwati hai? Sardar: Muft :-O …
Gold Leaf
…GOLD-LEAF… G=get O=one L=lady D=daily L=Love E=Enjoy A=And F=Fuck Yeh sahulat sirf “Gold-Leaf” peenay walo’n k leay hai……
Sardar and sardarni in A Bus
Sardar” and “sardarni in A Bus. “sardarni Suno G Pichay wala Meri kameez Wich Hath Paa Raya Ae’ “sardar: “TU fikar Na Kar Onu Ki Pata K Batwa Mere Koll Ae!.
Roz palak ki sbzi pakati ho
Husbnd: Roz palak ki sbzi pakati ho ma tang agya ho. Wife:Palak ma iron hota ha G. Husbnd:To kya meri gand say mughal ka sariya nikalwaogi!
Your Pasword Is Too Short
Wife computer pe kam krte hue:apna password btao? Husb: “My Lulli” Wife hans hans k chair se gir gai q k computer says ‘Your Pasword Is Too Short’.
One maybe Beautifùl
EvérY One maybe Beautifùl BUT May not be Graceful BECOZ BeautY iS on UR Fåce & GracE is oÑ UR Character n Personality. ¤Gud morning¤
Teacher to Sardar
Teacher to Sardar: btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya? Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola: Hawa me….!!!
Beauty of belief in Allah
Beauty of belief in Allah: “If He doesn’t give me wen i ASK…. HE will surely give me wen i NEED….”
On weding night
On weding night Wife: mujhay ghabrahat ho rahi hai. Husband: I thinK because this is ur first night. Wife: nahi, nahi.. Actually it is first time in night…
A girl asked "Nargis"
A girl asked “Nargis” Anti ap k pas car,bangla or itna ziada bank balnce hy apka kya karobar hy Nargis: bus beta chota sa “HOLE” SALE” ka karobar hai.

A girl asked “Nargis”

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:01:49 +0000

A girl asked “Nargis”
Anti ap k pas car,bangla or itna ziada bank balnce hy
apka kya karobar hy

Nargis:
bus beta
chota sa
“HOLE” SALE” ka karobar hai.

On weding night

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:01:22 +0000

On weding night
Wife: mujhay ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband: I thinK because this is ur first night.
Wife: nahi, nahi.. Actually it is first time in night…

Beauty of belief in Allah

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:00:52 +0000

Beauty of belief in Allah:
“If He doesn’t give me wen i ASK….

HE will surely give me wen i NEED….”

Teacher to Sardar

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:00:18 +0000

Teacher to Sardar:
btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola:

Hawa me….!!!

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Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 PST

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Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:00:00 PST

Imran Khan - Amplifier
ghar acha nahi lagta
nahi masroof main itna k ghar ka rasta bhoolon. Koi jab muntazir na ho to ghar acha nahi lagta..
George Bush most Embrassing Moment
" FOUR Real FACTS To Live Better Life "
FOUR Real FACTS to live better life ; 1ST Never say sorry to one, who understands u…. 2ND Never say Bye to one who NEEDS you… 3RD Never Blame the one who really TRUSTS you… 4TH Never forget the ...
" Advantage Of Learning Foreign Language "
A mouse was going with its kids A cat jumpd in front of them. Mouse shouted:BHOW BHOW Cat ran away Mouse: That’s the advantage of learning foreign language;->
" GOLDEN WORDS "
GOLDEN WORDS…..! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chor yaar Tu Ne konsa Amal karna hai…..!:-)
" Happy Slow Arival of Winter "
The taste of Oranges The walk in Frost The Golden sunlight The beauty of Autumn colors The magic of wet red leaves Happy Slow Arival of Winter
" Wonderful Words By "Martin Luthor King "
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" Never Expect other's To text Me "
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" Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola "
Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Bohat Achi Pehni Hai. Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ?, Larka: Lo… Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai. . . .. . .
" Cute Ans For a Difficult Question "
Cute Ans For a Difficult Question: Name The Court Where All The Big Sins & Faults r 4gvn In A Second? A Smal Child Smiled & Answrd… Its My Mom’s Heart..
"TRE BHAI PE B ILZAM HAI"
Jngle me ksiney hathi ko mar dya Sher ne sb jngle walo ko bulai,Sbse pechy 1choha b tha Gadhe ny pocha tm kidr jarhe ho?Chohe ne kaha “TRE BHAI PE B ILZAM HAI”
" Agr Sms Recieve Krne k Paise Lgte To "
Socho agr sms recieve krne k paise lagte to kya hota…? Guess…? Guess…? Aaj tum sab meri waja se road par bheek mang rahe hote.

Links for 2009-10-29 [del.icio.us]

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

Cristiano Ronaldo All Skills at Real Madrid
Massive Lake Explosion
Awesome Car Headlight Symmetry
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News Alert
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Neend main ek khawab aata hai
Neend main ek khawab aata hai , khawab main 1 larki aati hai, larki k peeche us ka baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khawab aata hai!:- D
Hindu pati shadi k bad
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Remix version of TWIST
Remix version of TWIST Lets have some paper shaper lets have some study now, lets have some phy,che lets read the bio now… Chalo chalo ji buk othalo, chalo chalo ji perh k dkhao,chalo chalo ji sir ko khapa lo. lyf ki krlo bist..:-P:-D n we twist...
Night Tips
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Links for 2009-10-28 [del.icio.us]

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

World's Strongest Child, 5 Years Old
Backward, turn backward
Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight make me a child again just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen
Happy Halloween
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.
Being in a band
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~Gwen Stefani

Links for 2009-10-27 [del.icio.us]

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT