yt:channel:sxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA sxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2007-07-03T20:31:47+00:00 yt:video:tWW4ari04nQ tWW4ari04nQ UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-05-13T22:00:04+00:00 2026-05-14T21:09:22+00:00 Borderlands Movie Review | Pandora's Box Office Yes, you read that video length right. The Borderlands movie was of course the silver screen debut of the long running Borderlands game franchise. This entry being written and directed by Eli Roth, the Borderlands movie.... absolutely does not follow any story from the Borderlands games. Oh, there are characters and places and companies with the names and even the designs of established Borderlands stuff, but it's got the usual "adaptation" problem in that it adapts nothing. The Borderlands movie is best understood as a generic action flick, and even then... it's best ain't exactly all that much to write home about. yt:video:t11ygMstKk0 t11ygMstKk0 UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-04-15T22:00:36+00:00 2026-04-29T21:21:17+00:00 Evil Bong 777 Review | Losing Streak So then... what's so special about this entry in this long running franchise less coherent than zombie Simpsons? This time, Rabbit and company go to VEGAS! If that's not your thing don't worry, it has hardly anything to do with anything anyway. Much like everything else. yt:video:GmKU7QRVozA GmKU7QRVozA UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-04-08T22:04:09+00:00 2026-05-05T09:00:55+00:00 Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Review | Wireless, Heartless, Mindless After the success of the first FNAF flick, the second came back around with grander ideas. Ideas so big, they could not possibly fit in one movie. So they didn't, and spent a while setting up a 3rd instead. Yay? yt:video:_6yYlsJ_reI _6yYlsJ_reI UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-04-01T22:11:12+00:00 2026-05-04T11:18:09+00:00 April Fool's Day Review | It's Just A Prank, Bro Nothing quite says an unforgettable weekend with your friends quite like THE BODY COUNT RISING. yt:video:6KC8IS5kgBI 6KC8IS5kgBI UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-03-25T22:08:20+00:00 2026-05-05T10:56:09+00:00 Clown in a Cornfield Review | Generational Trauma Perhaps the newest non-Asylum movie I've reviewed thus far, Clown in a Cornfield released in 2025, based on the novel of the same name. In it, young people don't like old people, because they're old and old people don't like young people, because they're young. Also, there may or may not be a clown somewhere within. yt:video:74DjP2-G9pk 74DjP2-G9pk UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-03-18T23:34:39+00:00 2026-04-28T21:21:58+00:00 Clown of the Dead Review | Lost in Translation Finally, an uptick on quality! Clown of the Dead still fights tooth and nail to pull it far, far lower than it could be (and likely, how the original Badoet is) but still, things are looking up! yt:video:A_PXD2kwtPA A_PXD2kwtPA UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-03-12T01:56:33+00:00 2026-03-14T21:36:59+00:00 The Clown Chainsaw Massacre Review | Clownoween Well, if Clown Motel: Vacancies was acceptably feature length, The Clown Chainsaw Massacre attains that by a technicality. Rocking a 46 minute running time, we see here that even when every second you have is a precious commodity, you can still find people willing to waste it. yt:video:CiQ4rZ2UF0Q CiQ4rZ2UF0Q UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-03-04T23:54:09+00:00 2026-05-04T23:22:07+00:00 Clown Motel: Vacancies Review | Technically a Movie Oh boy this one was a bit of an ordeal to deal with. I'm honestly having difficulty coming up with something to say for the little summary blurb here, considering all I wanted to do while watching this one was literally anything else, but here we are - Clown Motel: Vacancies. Technically, there are clowns, and there is a motel. If I had my way, we would have another vacancy on top of it. yt:video:tMYALh5ZKgg tMYALh5ZKgg UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-02-25T23:00:04+00:00 2026-05-15T03:56:39+00:00 Alien 2: On Earth Review | Aged Cheese This week, we're going back to the 80s in a way no one ever wanted to with a look at Alien 2: On Earth. Back during a time when the Italian film industry was sort of infamous for sequels to things they had no right to make sequels of - such as Alien, of course. This time? There are... rocks! Spicy rocks. Check out my visual novel, Convent Chronicles: Revelation, and the free 3 chapter demo on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4056490/Convent_Chronicles_Revelation/ yt:video:hjBXFCEDf_c hjBXFCEDf_c UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-02-18T23:00:25+00:00 2026-04-30T00:24:59+00:00 Evil Nun Review | There Is No God The success of The Nun hasn't gone unnoticed, especially by our good friends at The Asylum. Thus, in 2025 we were graced with "Evil Nun" - which as you might expect, is a low budget haphazardly tossed together flick trying to be horror that has a similar enough name. Yay. Check out Convent Chronicles: Revelation on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4056490/Convent_Chronicles_Revelation/ Demo available NOW! Download and play the first 3 chapters (about 1 hour long) and wishlist to stay in the loop for the Q2 2026 release of the full 17 chapter story. yt:video:F5kSxeVlMLU F5kSxeVlMLU UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-02-11T23:00:07+00:00 2026-05-05T01:52:31+00:00 Predator: Wastelands Review | From Badlands to Worselands It's like clockwork, if a franchise puts out a sequel to a series The Asylum have been riding the coattails of for years, they're gonna slap together a mockbuster to capitalize on the situation. Likewise, I'm gonna slap together a review to capitalize on the situation. This the the circle of content. Check out my visual novel, Convent Chronicles: Revelation and try the free demo today, on Steam! - https://store.steampowered.com/app/4056490/Convent_Chronicles_Revelation/ yt:video:VVStVcZqFRg VVStVcZqFRg UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-02-04T22:55:44+00:00 2026-04-30T08:20:13+00:00 Alien: Rubicon Review | Just Balls Looks like The Asylum is at it again. Well, to be perfectly clear, they never really stopped - so with Alien: Romulus we were blessed with Alien: Rubicon, which has next to nothing to do with the aforementioned but DOES involve The Asylum making a quick buck off fools like me. yt:video:sebv1Ea0u18 sebv1Ea0u18 UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-01-28T23:16:48+00:00 2026-05-04T16:58:45+00:00 War of the Ninja Monsters: Jaron vs Goura Review | We have Godzilla vs Gamera at home Shinpei Hayashiya returns for another ultra-low budget kaiju flick - the biggest genre at the smallest rates, this time giving us a suspiciously godzilla-esque creature fighting another whom just so happens to be a huge turtle. Huh, strange... yt:video:wTveMvZav4Q wTveMvZav4Q UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-01-21T22:59:13+00:00 2026-04-13T21:17:00+00:00 I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer Review | But It Was All Just A Waste of Time! Languishing with a troubled production, the third entry in the I Know What You Did Last Summer series eventually came out in 2006. Straight to video. And may be why the franchise was put on ice until 2025, considering it was not particularly well received - and for good reason! yt:video:GupHVGpPhS4 GupHVGpPhS4 UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA Decker Shado https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxn3qKFpbnD-8f1d9F5ipA 2026-01-15T03:34:23+00:00 2026-03-16T12:38:50+00:00 Popeye the Slayer Man Review | A Sore for Sight Eyes It's almost becoming tradition now, a beloved character we all remember from childhood cartoons falls into the public domain, and twelve seconds later a horror movie comes out. On that note, we have Popeye the Slayer Man, which is a horror movie, but it's got Popeye in it. That's pretty much the long and short of the synopsis right there.