Deconsctructing Takyons

Drawing Class for Dummies

2015-08-01T12:50:00.003-07:00

CHICKENS LOL

I just finished this drawing class and I thought I'd share every single piece of paper I've done in that class, regardless of quality, all drawings were done on a large drawing pad 18x24:

This is a cross contours image of some random objects placed on a table.

Cross contour self portrait

Pencil Life drawing of objects

Soft Charcoal drawing of a birdhouse, apple, glass and drapery.

Fabric practice on 18 by 24 newsprint

This drawing of random pipery...

and this drawing of a bodyless cow...

Were to be transmorphed into this drawing.

Ink drawing practice of interior and exterior perspective.

Ink drawing silhouette of a ladder, skeleton and mannequin hand.

Final assignment birdhouse, mannequin hand, and fun tube.

BONUS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

Sketchbook assginments you guacamoles!

Contour drawing self portrait

I literally did four these scribble feeling drawings where I listened to four tracks of music and see if they changed my mark making and my feelings. This one I was listening to Gucci Mane - Street Nigga

J Dilla- Don't Cry

Madilb - No More Time? (The Change)

Roc Marciano-Sweet Nothing

I just finished my Painting Class. These are all the peices I've done for it.

2015-05-16T00:59:00.002-07:00

This first painting was supposed to be a illusory painting depicting realistic crumpled paper. Lol

My classmates did not think of me highly for a few weeks.

Our brofessor displayed some pillows on a tables and us students painted the shit out of them. I'm still not familiar with paints at all.

We painted some shoes and whatnot using only neutral colors. I still have a hard time using colors.

I brought this in not knowing we were supposed to work on it in class, lol.

Still life assignment.

Collaborative non representational assignment where us classmates traded canvases every 30 or so minutes, here's how mine turned out.

This assignment was about having to turn a realistic picture into a representational abstract piece.

Portrait of someone you know. I didn't finish it because I'm not good with finishing things.

Final Project: Capturing Action, Reaction and Impact.

Fedor Emelionenko v Mirko Cro Cop Pride.

Shouts out to Brianna Vandersticks, Chloe Littlebuns, and my brofessor Nikol Farrand "Ferrocious" for being tight as fuck and tolerating my mooching, obnoxious ass. I came in confident and left broken and more insecure yet equally narcissistic.

Life Drawing.

2014-06-10T15:43:00.000-07:00

Beware of exposed vaginas.

2014-05-28T14:07:00.002-07:00

Plus the music I listen to when I rough draft these bitches.

New Mixtape WOW, MAY 2014 SO AMAZING THANK YOU BASED GOD, here's my drawings.

2014-05-10T02:08:00.000-07:00

This is an old sketch that I felt I needed to return to because it was awful like my interactions with people who have downs, but that's something I don't care to fix, except this drawing.

Hoppin on the pad and lead.

2014-05-05T03:19:00.003-07:00

Here's this months work. Some terrible some, some celestial ejaculate, some okay.

^This bullshit disgusting drawing is one my creations, yes. lol

Random Stuff of 2013 (Some Drawings I did not make, Credit to AA, KC, and MY NIGGA MB.)

2014-04-18T14:40:00.002-07:00

Pretty much everything I've ever drawn in 2013 with some stuff from my friends. I love them even though I never talk to them <3333

Traditional Pencil Stuff

2014-04-18T13:48:00.000-07:00

Kawaii Anime Bitch.

2014-04-16T03:05:00.000-07:00

Totally forgot she had two other paws.

Pretty Bitch Is Not So Pretty in the Thumbnail

2014-04-13T03:12:00.002-07:00

Whatever here I'm not satisfied.
Dedicated to all the virgins who like cute girls with glasses for some reason. Here you go Josho.

Cowbolt Henkachu

2014-04-12T23:09:00.001-07:00

Quick Sketch

2014-04-08T02:27:00.001-07:00

Blondewoman 30min

Three Japanese Maids, which one is best Maid????????

2014-04-07T03:13:00.000-07:00

Sassy one, fat one, or skinny one with her head slightly adjusted to the left :0000ooooOOOOOO
I might finish this one day. Today.

Here's to You Nicola and Bart

2014-04-05T12:04:00.004-07:00

I drew Big Boss. Now that I'm looking at it, Boss's likeness was 100% not captured, and I need to work on that. (Update) I've been trying to improve this work and I got a lot of edits. here.

This bitch dog.

2014-04-04T18:45:00.000-07:00

Scribbles and Funky Jams.

2014-04-04T18:41:00.001-07:00

No more ramblings about nonsensical purposely edgy teen ravings of an idiot and more art. I've been dabbing in digital media. And by digital, I mean a hand-me-down Wacom tablet with suspect stains and cheeto crumbs on it and 10000000 hours poured on MS Paint. Enjoy.

Just how fucking practical is Guile's fighting stance? Jesus Fuck Street Fighter General.

2012-11-06T18:16:00.000-08:00

These nude bitches are just 10 gesture practices that I felt were worthy of being in my blog. Granted most of my blog is aborted fetuses, but I guess it's passable as a shitty art blog. Video-games.

Again, both are only ten minute gesture practices. Most of those ten minutes are me masturbating to the model, washing off, crying, washing off the impurity with acid on my dick, and back to drawing, which I have 30 seconds left. 10,000 hours on MS paint. Ignore the fucking college bullshit, I imagine some poor sap might find my drawings good enough to hire me in the industry without any credibility, hurry up FROM SOFTWARE I want to design my waifu with you!

Imagine how many fucking booms Sakura the Bitch-Nigga would Sonic if she fought in Guile's ALL AMERICAN BEEF PATTY EATING fighting stance. Like a clap-thousand.

After a hard day's work she likes to rest on a couch that slopes downward and takes only one shoe off. That is my fetish. Girls and one shoes.

I haven't draw much lately aside from this. The first two pictures required references, the schoolgirl Sakura Kasugano didn't. She's my waifu. Fin niggers.

Like the second coming of Jesus, but she's talking about nothing..

2012-10-18T00:40:00.001-07:00

Holy sweet mother of God. So, a certain internet persona emerged from the depths of internet Limbo. Like she drowned herself into some sort of weird stupor, and unlike other fucking e-celebs who bitch in the internet for whiteknights to polish their knee deep little chode-swords for, she took the normal way out of internet fame, if that's something to aim for, which I hopefully one day gain - even if it means sucking some huge cocks on Brazzers. Shove a guitar of my ass and play some Nirvina, and blow my face with a shotgun. Regardless, randytaylor69 rose fucking released a video of her talking about indie games. Nothing says exciting like playing the games of people trying to counter-act the "massive amounts of violence in video-games" with shitty pseudo indie games with child-like personality, because nothing says creativity like a forced reactionary movement against a medium that never needed a movement to begin with.

Fuck I hate intellectuals.

The point is OH MY GOD ROZE IS BACK TO TALK ABOUT GAMES IN FRONT OF A CAMERA FOR 10 MINTUES: GAMES THAT Are on the PC, something I don't have because I'm a poor sack of ethnic shit who owns a Xbox 360. My collection is so depressing, because the last thing I bought in years was the Metal Gear Solid HD: Collection.

Roze mentioned Call of Booty: Muh Friedums edition, but I thought I heard her say HIDEO KOJIMA games. The slight mention of Kojima completely rocked my cock, because METARU GYRU: GORONDU ZIRO's(Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes) trailer made want to praise Allah the Merciful all the way to to Mecca, fourth base baby.

"Did she fucking play that new Ground Zeroes game? Oh God muh dick. Big Boss you're my husbando, I'd sneak in your love-box all day everyday, if you know what I'm sayin." But then my mind deciphered what my ears actually heard. And she's a PC mustard rice, so I bet she's not interested .

The point is Roze made videos about videogame expos only, without the humor or the wit and more of a disgustingly informational and journalistic approach. So I guess she's really cereal now. I'll miss that strong eccentric borderline necrophiliac appriving attitude about her, but if she feels like changing her shtick, then far be it from be, a low-life common denominator of a blog-posting loser fuck, waifu adopting, neck beard to demand change of behavior of someone so brutally intimidating, short, and British as her. She probably sips tea out of her jolly wopples doots magoops. That probaly means nipples or something. Crazy Yuropors. You little Queen-fucking shit eaters, or is that United Kingdom, or England. I don't know. Geographical illiteracy is aboard the ship if victory(FTW for internet-referecing fucktards).

Regardless, Roze, if your reading this( and I kinda think you will at one point)just know this; My nipples are dark brown, yet my body is pretty light-skinned. Explain to me how the fuck does that happen? In my sleep, do I lather my nipples in chocolate, ? Tell God-damn it, ;_;

Stay tuned for more mediocre drawings from a mediocre blogger with mediocre writing with a mediocre life, and mediocre libido, which probably makes me conservative. Thanks for reading my bitch fans, which in total consists of some weird Porn site referrer that's fucking up my traffic from Germany, and that one dude living in some igloo in Alaska, probably fucking some husky native-American bitches with diabetes while playing Halo 3 on a oil-powered generator, some glow-in-the-dark techno-dildo-dicks from Russia who've no understanding of the English language but read my shit anyways, and that one viewer from the United Kingdom, and that weird dude who finds my site through searching randytaylor69 every other week. Relax dude, I'll draw her in every hair color. Jesus, Chill.

Funky stuff.

Grip of Death MC RIDE Flatlander Zach Stephen Burnett

2012-10-09T02:32:00.002-07:00

Death Grips

NOLOVEDEEPWEEP Check that album out it's so good.

Erect Penis. But it's not it's a bird with night vision goggles.

New post coming soon, hobos.
Expect your eyes to seize it.

Okay bye.

I'M STIIIIIIIIIILLLLL IN THE DREAAAAM, SNAKE EATER!!!!

2012-09-21T19:00:00.000-07:00

You don't even know how much of a useless piece of dragon-dilods I feel right now for not providing you references. I mean they're there in my computer, but I haven't organized them in their appropriate folders, so it may take a while. This post has been rendered obsolete, since I know must of you fucks only come here for the images.

Until next times, AIDS

Hello Profligates.

2012-09-10T19:27:00.001-07:00

I should be able to update sooner or later. Within this week. I'm sorry to leave the dick limp, but trust me, I'll try to give you something that'll leave you somewhat erect.

Until next time on the Dude Who Fucking Sucks at Making Blogs 8pm East Central.

Here's some notes I was taking during class today. Lol feminism

Also obligatory:

Praise be to Allah the Merciful. Allah hu Akbar, Muhammad Jihad. El Hajj Malik El Shabazz.

2012-08-29T13:53:00.002-07:00

Happy Birthday, me.

Gangsta Mo'fuckas.

2012-08-25T18:05:00.001-07:00

Await August twenty-muthafucking-nineth of 2012, fo'real, bustas. Expect nothing, as I'm bound to dissappoint. You're welcome.

Not me, but a picture I found on the internet. Shit was cash.

Macabre tits...

2012-08-16T20:16:00.004-07:00

I often dream of it...

Reading about Parkinsons leaves scared and...shaky.

2012-08-15T17:01:00.003-07:00

I haven't updated my blog in eons. My voyage to the Himalayas may have been an obstruction to such goals like ironic shitty hipster blog-posting. Perhaps. But I feel like I am indebted to you dedicated 0 followers of mine. However, there is a problem. I haven't been keeping a firm grip on the pencil (my penis however...) and I haven't drawing much lately. It's a sad state of affairs for a fat-man who is not Gabe Newell, but rest-assured, nigs, I'm back from the dead, to yet again inappropriately overuse curse words like a kid turrets who just found out he can abuse his illness in front of a church mourning of the loss of a baby who had retarded autism... The fuck? That doesn't make a hint of sense. Regardless, the dead autistic baby was buried in an coffin made of legos, in which all pieces were organized in set colors, just how we would've wanted.

Okay, here comes the art dump. Not much, but - well I don't know brah - my chronic masturbation and porn habits have gotten in the way of productivity. Damn you left hand, you accursed blessing!(Oxymoron mother-fucker haha!)

I have several problems with the way I drew Malcolm X, basically my only beef that I didn't tilt his fucking chrome enough to justify the fingers holding his head up.

That's the white woman hovering over Malcolm. She has a great youtube channel, randytaylor69, look her up.

I can't cite this reference, because I don't know where it comes from.

This is from an old painting, by French Impressionist White-Flagging Renoir

Some of it, I admit, is pretty weak, imcomplete, flacid, impitent, shallow, offensive(considering there's a pair of breasts OH NOES!!). Therefore, I'm going to try to step it up this week, considering I know have an audience anticipating my work. And by audience, I mean ghosts. And by ghosts I mean fuck yourself bitch I'm still posting anyway. If you jerked-off to any of these sketches, I applaud you. You have wanked to something drew with my hand, therefore I have literally given free hand-jobs. I'm a dirty slut.

As always, critiques wanted, appraisals not becuase I can't be happy with myself. I don't deserve to have myself. I hate myself. Just kidding, I love myself, and my penis. Thanks for your time, bustas.