Deep Thoughts and Other Cool Stuff

inappropriate comments on aiport rape in Denver

2011-04-13T09:07:00.000-07:00

Woman alleges sexual assault in empty Denver concourse She says to several media outlets that she was traveling to Illinois to interview for a spot at a convent "The concourse was largely empty, but the woman alleges that airport employees walked by and saw what was happening but did not intervene. 7News reported the woman believed the workers were janitorial staff." "I was appalled that I

Proud of Hertiage!

2011-04-13T09:01:00.000-07:00

Czech president will never again be short of pens, is about to receive thousands in the mail PRAGUE — Some Czechs were amused, others appalled. Now they want to make sure their president never again feels the need to nab a pen. More than 5,000 Czechs have signed up to a Facebook campaign to mail pens to Vaclav Klaus as a video of him sheepishly pocketing one he took an obvious liking to during

Work Request

2011-04-06T10:35:00.000-07:00

Please lock this account as the student has been incarcerated since 11/16/10, thank you.

Get fu**in' perspective

2011-04-06T09:09:00.000-07:00

Bynes' dog hunt ends in tragedy Toronto Sun 4/6/11 Japan's nuclear emergency ... Damage at nuclear plants made leaking radiation the primary threat facing a country just beginning to grasp the scale of devastation.

Obese Man Fused to Chair, the Killer found!

2011-03-31T11:10:00.000-07:00

Warsaw at Night

2011-03-20T10:49:00.000-07:00

Go! Look! See! https://picasaweb.google.com/annawrobel/WarsawByNight#

Career builder description: DO NOT WANT

2011-03-17T11:19:00.000-07:00

Physical Requirements: Walking, fingering, talking, hearing, repetitive motion. Must be able to lift up to 10 pounds. Must have visual acuity. May be exposed to fumes, dust or odors. Daddy, I don't want this job. Manager Photo Simulated.

Shame on you Jonjay and Rich, sucking on Seacrest balls

2011-03-09T14:15:00.000-08:00

On Monday we learned about a curious new venture from Premiere Radio Networks that offers radio shows "voice talent to take/make your on-air calls"—in other words, fake talk-radio callers. And then we heard from a few folks in the business, and it turns out this is a thing! All of wacky morning drive-time radio, apparently, is populated by voice actors pretending to be jilted lovers—or in at

Educating women works

2011-03-08T10:13:00.000-08:00

More proof: Empower Women to Realize the African Dream http://allafrica.com/stories/201103080561.html In Africa, the feminization of poverty still remains acute. One in 20 girls born today in Angola, Mozambique, Liberia and Sierra Leone will die in childbirth. An African woman is 25 times more likely to die during labour than a European woman. Girls still face genital mutilation in 28 African

I love you Neil!

2011-03-07T08:02:00.000-08:00

Neil Patrick Harris tweeted about his excitement after the announcement was made: HIMYM picked up for 2 more years! Yahoo! With so much job security, I should buy something extravagant. Like a pony. Or some gold teeth!

DUI WIN with featured adverts

2011-03-04T13:35:00.000-08:00

Look at that smile. You know he's braggin'.

Fucking ATF does it again

2011-03-04T13:14:00.000-08:00

On Dec. 14, 2010, Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry was gunned down. Dodson got the bad news from a colleague. According to Dodson, "They said, 'Did you hear about the border patrol agent?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And they said 'Well it was one of the Fast and Furious guns.' There's not really much you can say after that." Two assault rifles ATF had let go nearly a year before were found at Terry's

Helena Bohnam Carter

2011-02-16T16:19:00.000-08:00

What I mean by that is Helena Bonham Carter always shows up to the opening of WHATEVER looking like a Cyndi Lauper circa 1984 who dropped the wrong kind of acid and ended up in the bad part of Oz where a gang of junked up flying monkeys fucked her up before throwing her into a tornado of rainbow dust heading back home. I mean, HBC usually resembles a mound of taffeta getting butt fucked by a

Tunisia and Whitesnake?

2011-02-14T09:18:00.000-08:00

Odd blog title: Tunisia, Whitesnake, and My Top Ten Favorite Jews of All Time + =

Ciaro Protesters Show Compassion

2011-02-08T16:23:00.000-08:00

tech support

2011-02-08T16:12:00.000-08:00

Student: In your notes, do you see who I talked to an hour ago? Tech: Yes, sir. Student: You're better than him.

Polish Sausage Fight

2011-01-04T15:23:00.000-08:00

A New Year's Day fight over a Polish sausage has led to charges of unlawful use of a weapon and domestic battery against a 24-year-old man. Jermaine Cook "slapped his sister in the face because they were fighting over a Polish sausage," prosecutors said on Sunday. Ew, just ew. You should never use your Polish Sausage for hitting....oh wait, yeah baby.

Brett Farve sucks.

2010-12-20T10:34:00.001-08:00

“My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is, if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn’t be small. That’s one of the Ten Commandments” —

True Love

2010-12-14T14:36:00.000-08:00

I was driving to work and when stopped at a red light, looked over to the area where the homeless gather. I happened onto the most intimate of couple moments. Not only are they sharing their addiction but he is leaning over ever so closely to his woman and she is gazing behind his ears to check for zits. I am so glad I didn’t eat today. I understand the need for

wikileaks

2010-12-14T09:42:00.000-08:00

Dec 10, 2010 Quote For The Dayfrom The Daily Dish By Andrew Sullivan by Andrew Sullivan "Whatever you think of WikiLeaks, they have not been charged with a crime, let alone indicted or convicted. Yet look what has happened to them. They have been removed from Internet … their funds have been frozen … media figures and politicians have called for their assassination and to be labeled a terrorist

Arapaio and Andrew Thomas

2010-11-18T10:12:00.000-08:00

This is what I picture when I read the following: An independent prosecutor has reiterated what federal law-enforcement officials previously concluded: Criminal charges are not justified in several public-corruption investigations conducted by former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Over the course of three years, a public-corruption task force created by

Why educating Women Works- Afghanistan

2010-11-17T12:40:00.000-08:00

Women's football in Afghanistan $render("advert","advert-companion","11778763"); $render("advert-post-script-load"); 17 November 2010 The Afghan Womens' National

Where the Medical Marijuana money is going to go....

2010-11-17T10:50:00.000-08:00

The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors could approve a $10 million contract today to defend Sheriff Joe Arpaio, former County Attorney Andrew Thomas and their employees against legal claims stemming from their investigations into county officials. Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/11/17/20101117joe-arpaio-andrew-thomas-maricopa-county-legal-defense.html#ixzz15ZDuJ3HP&

AZ Medical Marijuana Passes!

2010-11-15T07:40:00.000-08:00

Woot! Hello boost in the economy. Also, I am so interested will AZ follow Colorado or California's laws? Guess we'll find out in 119 days.

Sparky Anderson

2010-11-04T14:53:00.000-07:00

Pink is the New Blog Everybody's Business Is My Business: "Sad news to pass along to baseball fans today … the iconic Detroit Tigers manager George Lee Sparky Anderson passed away today in his home in Thousand Oaks, CA at the age of 76. Yesterday his family revealed that Sparky was receiving hospice care due to his advancing dementia and, very sadly, he died today. It’s impossible to convey how