tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-145754982024-11-01T05:36:54.694-05:00Diary of a DoormanThe tales of a Doorman. From all the different aspects and observations of bar life.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.comBlogger298125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-70199787899452242252016-08-29T14:46:00.000-05:002016-08-29T14:46:30.378-05:00Why, hello there..
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
- Mark Twain
It's been almost six and a half years since I updated this space. A lot of things have changed and a lot has stayed the same. I no longer stand in front of a doorway as my primary employment. However, the mentality has followed me in my new adventures.I hope to start updating again. This time around the posts won't be focused as much Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-13349892774342376972010-03-29T00:40:00.002-05:002010-04-07T15:27:04.173-05:00"I don't take my id to work. I didn't think I was gonna be goin out."Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-85960103417650280422010-03-28T22:30:00.002-05:002010-04-07T15:27:30.369-05:00Underage jokes are hilarious. They never make me look at you twice or even consider you might be underage. jackass.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-85305084502639735062010-03-05T15:47:00.000-06:002010-03-05T15:47:20.918-06:00Crazies...It seems like the crazies are starting to come out of the wood work. Either that or the people reporting the news are ignoring the filters and starting to report on things that we wouldn't normally hear about. Which might be my own little conspiracy theory.
A while back a friend turned me on to the BBC. She told me that if I really wanted to know what was going on in the US then I should get my Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-29002446369806790592010-03-03T15:03:00.001-06:002013-08-05T00:58:26.043-05:00Tele-Phony...Do you remember that old game Telephone that you used to play way back in grade school? You know, the game where the first person whispers something into the next person's ear and so on until it goes around the whole circle. When it reaches it's way back to the first person it's usually something totally different than what they had said. It usually didn't matter how many people were in the Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-62677449688910794752010-03-02T00:25:00.002-06:002010-03-03T14:50:25.554-06:00There's people I constantly card even though I see them regularly. The ones who's names I can remember so I know who I'm going to ban in the future.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-26944432572078200482010-02-24T17:08:00.002-06:002010-03-03T14:50:52.447-06:00formspring.meIf you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick? I'd go with Japanese since it'd be very valuable for specific types of jobs. Besides, who wouldn't want to be a samurai?Ask me anythingMike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-53689393249301467882010-02-18T18:36:00.002-06:002010-02-18T18:37:29.426-06:00formspring.meGiving formspring a shot. Give it a whirl, ask me something. http://formspring.me/doadMike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-36899493495786205042010-02-13T22:58:00.004-06:002010-02-18T17:44:34.340-06:00To be blunt. Fat girls should not be doing lap dances in the bar. Especially when theres only 5 people in here and one is me.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-50675812166226412732010-02-02T02:57:00.002-06:002010-02-18T17:45:33.816-06:00No, I don't drink. So no, there isn't a reason for me to come to you bar & "get to know" you're employees. Maybe they need to carry an id.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-88969347272224828812010-01-02T00:12:00.002-06:002010-01-27T21:08:48.395-06:00Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-48408412209536533132009-12-26T23:52:00.002-06:002010-01-27T21:08:26.874-06:00"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just say f-ing?" "yea..?" "HAHAHAhahaha"Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-40122350759644877702009-12-25T21:00:00.000-06:002009-12-25T21:00:00.526-06:00Happy Blarghidays...The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof. - Richard Bach The holidays always seem like a trying time, especially when it comes to family. Is it due to a recent death or a crippling disease? I guess that depends on how you look into it. If a constant barrage of arguments and Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-22933841552957159992009-12-24T00:44:00.003-06:002009-12-24T01:11:58.209-06:00Onward...The time has come to travel on. I realize that posts have become rather few and very far between. I'm not posting this in hopes that it will begin again but to allow a little look into why. The time came to move away from the doorway. As for how long? I don't know. It could only be a short time or a long time.I was told once to "never do you're job so well that you won't get promoted". Which doesMike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-45950697792462872942009-10-29T21:15:00.000-05:002009-10-29T21:18:57.773-05:00The Mother's Six...In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub. Although I don't know anything about the nightclub I'm left to believe that one of their security procedures includes a dress code. Which includes no baggy jeans.Here's why I believe no baggy clothing is a great idea. Have you ever had a jacket or purse stolen while at a club? Baggy clothing is aMike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-7525527352041401942009-09-18T23:15:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:10:01.634-06:00"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-8067381578150829752009-08-22T00:06:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:10:26.861-06:00I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-92101541125489379732009-08-21T23:52:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:10:46.230-06:00Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-27714294462459842922009-08-13T22:47:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:11:03.574-06:00A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-75229599829573398762009-08-07T22:53:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:11:25.609-06:00We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-65219208602280898862009-07-31T00:51:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:11:45.637-06:00I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-55429188576397923132009-07-23T23:32:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:12:16.435-06:00No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-40453461075605529452009-07-22T00:06:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:12:39.993-06:00I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-58565369532983206092009-07-08T01:06:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:12:58.844-06:00Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575498.post-88317462872399430012009-06-23T23:02:00.002-05:002010-01-27T21:13:42.758-06:00Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.Mike Drmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12595191300211101671noreply@blogger.com0