Diary of a Doorman

2010-02-02T02:57:00.001-06:00

No, I don't drink. So no, there isn't a reason for me to come to you bar & "get to know" you're employees. Maybe they need to carry an id.

2010-01-02T00:12:00.002-06:00

Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?

2009-12-26T23:52:00.002-06:00

"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just say f-ing?" "yea..?" "HAHAHAhahaha"

Happy Blarghidays...

2009-12-25T21:00:00.000-06:00

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof. - Richard Bach The holidays always seem like a trying time, especially when it comes to family. Is it due to a recent death or a crippling disease? I guess that depends on how you look into it. If a constant barrage of arguments and

Onward...

2009-12-24T00:44:00.003-06:00

The time has come to travel on. I realize that posts have become rather few and very far between. I'm not posting this in hopes that it will begin again but to allow a little look into why. The time came to move away from the doorway. As for how long? I don't know. It could only be a short time or a long time.I was told once to "never do you're job so well that you won't get promoted". Which does

The Mother's Six...

2009-10-29T21:15:00.000-05:00

In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub. Although I don't know anything about the nightclub I'm left to believe that one of their security procedures includes a dress code. Which includes no baggy jeans.Here's why I believe no baggy clothing is a great idea. Have you ever had a jacket or purse stolen while at a club? Baggy clothing is a

2009-09-18T23:15:00.002-05:00

"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."

2009-08-22T00:06:00.002-05:00

I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?

2009-08-21T23:52:00.002-05:00

Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?

2009-08-13T22:47:00.002-05:00

A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?

2009-08-07T22:53:00.002-05:00

We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.

2009-07-31T00:51:00.002-05:00

I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.

2009-07-23T23:32:00.002-05:00

No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.

2009-07-22T00:06:00.002-05:00

I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.

2009-07-08T01:06:00.002-05:00

Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.

2009-06-23T23:02:00.002-05:00

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

2009-06-21T21:55:00.002-05:00

"I'm 24, why you need my id?" "To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

2009-06-14T02:57:00.002-05:00

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

2009-06-10T23:35:00.001-05:00

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

2009-06-05T21:24:00.002-05:00

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

2009-06-03T23:44:00.002-05:00

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!

2009-05-26T22:02:00.002-05:00

Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.

2009-05-19T21:24:00.002-05:00

I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.

2009-05-16T21:21:00.002-05:00

Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.

2009-05-15T22:32:00.002-05:00

Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."