Jacky Jasper's Diary of a Hollywood Street King

WHO IS JACKY TALKING ABOUT? – HSK BLIND ITEM

jackyjasper — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:58:15 PST

He’s from New England, and he started his career riding on his brother’s coattails. He’s a person who is no stranger to the world of gay men. Know why? Because he stepped into the limelight as an underwear model mane. Just ask Ashton Kutcher. His semi-nude photos eventually lead him to live a short rap career – where he was sure to stay scantily clad, showing off his steroid-filled muscles, in his music videos. Dude even performed in his underwear, which caught the attention of gay Hollywood…Why do you think his career took off?

This man is notorious for using his black friends from Boston to gain street credibility. Here in Hollywood, he also once used his black friends to tell the club owners that he was trying to get in….this while he sat in his car parked in a nearby parking lot, to avoid embarrassment, if they rejected him.

He once disrupted a recording session I was having at a Melrose & La Jolla studio location, by telling one of the dudes in the studio that the rap game is over and it’s all about doing movies now. That’s when he also said that he loved filming in Toronto, Canada — A place where he says, the girls are “easy.”

This is a man who has openly admitted to being ashamed of his debut movie role…a classic movie which he does not want his daughter to see.

Dude shares the same agent as Nick Cannon and Jeremy Piven…An agent who Hollywood insiders say requires homosexual favors for representation.

Now, this man’s a big star, but couldn’t stand anywhere near Pachino, Brando or even Denzel. Don’t you agree?

NEW LIONEL RICHIE ALBUM – “LIVE FROM THE CABIN”

jackyjasper — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:11:53 PST

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BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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Today at Fox News headquarters, Gregg Jarrett received a Fox News executive order. That’s when he immediately ran over to Kelly Wright. “Mr. Mudoch wants you to hurry up and get your ass down to the cabin right away. “Why didn’t he call me? ” Kelly asked. “You were on the air,” Gregg replied. Kelly quickly left the office, making an announcement to all the Fox staff members, as he walked through the door. “Jane Skinner and I are doing a Shirley Temple and Bojangles act this year. She’s playing Shirley and I’m playing Bojangles… It’s going to be a blast – don’t miss it,” Kelly screamed.

After hearing Kelly’s announcement, Neil Cavuto walked over to Andrew Napolitano’s desk. “Our Negroes are having too much fun at that cabin,” Neil whispered to Andrew.

Down in Miami, Hank Baskett is dealing with depression after losing the Super Bowl. So, his wife, Kendra made a suggestion that Hank should take a vacation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Know why? Because she knows it’s a perfect place for her husband. Kendra immediately put a call in to Fox News headquarters. Oliver North answered Kendra’s prayers by giving her directions to the retreat.

Back at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Senators Lindsey Graham and Duncan Hunter have already arrived. While the pair was taking their first steps into the cabin, Wynton Marsalis ran over to the porch, pulled out his trumpet, and started playing “When The Saints Go Marching In.” Bill O’Reilly was taking in the tune when he turned to Roger Ailes. “Why did Miles Davis call Wynton a house negro, How did he know?” Bill asked. “Black people know who the sellouts are Bill… there’s a difference between a House Negro and a Black man,” Roger said.

Meanwhile, Shaquille O’Neal is suited in his police uniform, behind the wheel of a speeding squad car. Lionel Richie is seated in the cruiser’s passenger seat. Shaq put the pedal to the metal and looked over at Lionel. “What happened to the Commodores, Lionel? My mother loved you guys,” added Shaq. “I’ll never record with those guys again…it’s a chapter of my life I try so hard to forget…How can you compare a song like Brickhouse to a song like Endless love? I prefer to work with Kenny Rogers, and sun bath in Australia with Sir Elton John…how far away are we from the cabin,” asked Lionel. Shaq turned on the squad car’s sirens. “Real soon, Lionel,” answered Shaq. “I don’t want to keep Mr. Limbaugh waiting,” Lionel replied.

Acting human porch monkey, Wayne Brady, heard the sirens just before he spotted the speeding squad car. “Mr. Beck…Mr. Beck, somebody is arriving,” Wayne screamed. “So why are you still standing there? Hop to it, and get me my binoculars boy,” Beck ordered. As Glenn Beck immediately peered through his binoculars. “Go fetch Mr. Limbaugh and tell him Lionel Richie is here,” Beck ordered. Moments later, Shaq pulled up before doing a donut on the dirt road. After the car came to a stop, Shaq opened the door for Lionel. “Have fun Lionel,” Shaq said. “I got more pick-ups to do.”

As Lionel walked over to shake hands with Glenn Beck, their hand shake was interrupted by Rush Limbaugh, who passed a plate to Lionel Richie. Two pig tails and a slice of cornbread filled the plate, which was paired with a peach Snapple to wash it all down..

Lionel ate while he walked next to Rush. “Can I record my next album here? I’ll call it Live At The Cabin,” Lionel said.

Can you guess who will be the next guest to arrive at Uncle Tom’s Cabin? Tune in tomorrow to find out mane…

Where Are Video Models Now?

jackyjasper — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:03:52 PST

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Death of the Hype Williams Era..

The day of high budget rap videos are long gone. Gone too are the modeling jobs those budgets also supported. Now, video models like Angel Lola Luv, Melyssa Ford, Esther Baxer, Maliah Michel, and Buffy The Body are canvassing urban train stations with their dirty ass crack showing.

Let me take this opportunity to break it down further – Melyssa Ford (who according to the rapper, Game, drives a Honda Accord). This Canadian import came to the United States looking to take the modeling world by storm. Ford posed in Smooth dam nearly 800 times…that was the height of this coke-sniffing model’s career. Nevertheless this jack-ass got her first underage break in Jigga Man’s Big Pimp’in video. She later became a piece of hot shit…somewhat like a boiling turd. Who ever watched her bullshit show on BET?.

Then there’s Esther Baxer – this weave-wearing Florida import also appeared in Smooth Magazine…maybe 801 times. At one time you couldn’t tell her anything. After appearing in Pete Pablo’s “Freak A Leak” video. From that, she became an instant star…which led her to pose for a bullshit calendar that nobody saw. She ultimately became a whore to the NBA…Jermaine O’ Neal and other rappers (you know what we’re talking about, Nelly) are a few of her customers.

Maliah Michel’s biggest achievement is her Myspace page. You may remember her from LLoyd’s “Get It Shawty” video. This brown skin bimbo appears to have no personality at all. She did a few videos (which you can count on your fucking toes), and a few magazines. I wish not to remember but for some reason, I got word that in Michel’s own fucked up mind, she became a sensational star — Vanity is a muckerfucker isn’t it? Michel’s always served as an extra – she’s not even a main video girl….Biaatch!!!

Let’s crack on Buffy The Booty – this souped-up gorilla hails from Atlanta, with a big ass that people claim that they have never seen before. Her 15-minutes of fame is said to have been sparked from her having the biggest ass in the United States. Who cares? She’s still broke!!! Nobody bought her DVD…it was for her own self enjoyment.

Can you believe these rappers were spending a high percentage of their video budgets on these ridiculous hoes?

And then there’s Angel Lola Luv a shit stained slut who once did a video with 50 Cent. And though she thought she was once more powerful than God (With her balloon man-made ass), demanding high fees for video appearances, both her fake modeling and rap career have run into a brick wall. Know why? Because nobody wants see a women with a size 12 foot run up into the music industry, demanding all types of outlandish money!!!

Now you have it. These were the people who once lived living off of rap video budgets. In all reality, these girls should of been shooting porn. Know why? Because they’re not models!!! Fashion icons like Karl Lagerfeld don’t even know who the fuck they are. These bitches have never been on a real runway, let alone seen the city of Paris.

This is a message to all young female teens — Stay in school, and don’t follow these knuckleheads’ footsteps…

(Originally Published December 9, 2009)

Hollywood’s Home Grown BMX Club, “The 4130″ is Doing It Again!!

jackyjasper — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:26:47 PST

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Last month, HSK reported on The Mayor of Hollywood’s BMX Club, “The 4130″ and the underground bike movement they created in Los Angeles… Well they’re doing it again mane!! Last months ride had over 50 folks, all ridin’ ol’ school BMX. They took over Hollywood like a swarm of bee’s at a picnic!! Well this time you can join them!! They have 2 rides planned for Feb. guaranteed to satisfy your BMX fix!!

Feb 13th. 4130 Subway Series Ride!! Hollywood/Highland Metro Station 7pm. We ride to Downtown and take the subway back!! It’s a legendary ride mane!! peep the videos of the last ride..

Feb. 27th 4130 Scenic Series Ride with special VIP Guest Host Todd Lyons!! Huntington Beach Pier at 10:30am. An epic beach ride including Huntington Beach to Newport Beach with a stop at “Sheep Hills” mane!! peep the video of the ride!! watch Todd wheelie and shred at Sheep hills (video at top of post)!!

So polish up the chrome, and meet the mayor!!

Tell’em Jacky sent you!!

Dr. Conrad Murray Pleas Not Guilty

jackyjasper — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:00:52 PST

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Dr. Conrad Murray plead not guilty to involuntary manslaughter during a Los Angeles court arraignment, early this afternoon.

Members of the Jackson family were present for today’s court proceedings – including Katherine, Joe, LaToya and Jermaine.

The District Attorney’s office is said to be using Michael Jackson’s autopsy report as key information against Dr. Murray. According to that report, MJ died of Propofol intoxication – which was administered by someone other than Jackson, in a non-hospital setting.

The man who has remained at the center of the King of Pop’s death investigation, could be looking at four years behind bars, if he’s found guilty.

It’s no secret that MJ would have obtained his desired drugs from another, if not Dr. Murray. Know why? Because the King Of Pop was a drug addict mane. Michael was a rock star, who suffered from insomnia. Michael was doing drugs well before he met Dr. Murray. I believe he began his drug addictions during his string of cosmetic surgeries. If you don’t believe me, ask Elizabeth Taylor.

Sarah Palin is Retarded – Hey, it’s in Her Genes Right!

jackyjasper — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:02:34 PST

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Saturday Night Live brought it home in the first funny segment I’ve seen from the show since the presidential campaign. Once again Sarah Palin is the butt of their joke. Although this could be real context of an actual confrontation Sarah Palin needs to be faced with!

Joe Francis Diced Up by Jayde Nicole Legal Team

jackyjasper — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:32:45 PST

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HSK Beats TMZ to a case almost entirely about them

Attorney Ronald Richards once again continues to protect Freedom of Speech.

Today HSK has exclusively obtained and published court documents from the recent SLAPP MOTION hearing in the Jayde Nicole vs. Joe Francis cross-complaint.

Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild lost his cross-complaint against Jayde Nicole today. Judge Mark V. Mooney of the Los Angeles Superior Court dismissed his complaint against Jayde Nicole for libel, slander, and false light. The Court found that Joe Francis was a public figure and that Ms. Nicole’s comments to the media were protected speech relating to the topic of Mr. Francis objectifying and exploiting young women.

Since Mr. Francis failed to meet his burden of proof that the statements were made with actual malice, the Court dismissed the case finding no actual malice had been proven by Mr. Francis.

Ms. Nicole’s attorney Ronald Richards of Beverly Hills had this to say, “It is a great day when not only is a bully like Joe Francis, a guy who hits women is defeated, but when a court also protects the rights of everyone to speak their mind on important subjects without being afraid of being sued by a rich tyrant.”

Francis is now facing up to $80,000 in attorney’s fees which are mandatory to a prevailing victim of a SLAPP action in California.

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BOB MARLEY B-DAY = HSK INTERNATIONAL SMOKE-OUT DAY!

jackyjasper — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:40:35 PST

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For Whom the Gong Tolls
by Ryan Kaye
(co-producer of How Weed Won the West, Klub Kush DVD Magazine, Etc. / New Media Entrepreneur)

When I opened a Facebook message from Jacky asking me to contribute a guest article for HSK’s “International Smokeout Day” honoring Bob Marley, I almost knocked over my new K.O. Glass bong (nothing happened, but it would’ve been cool because they’re one of my sponsors). This was truly an honor!! As a video and film producer, editor, and mixtape DJ, it’s not everyday that I’m asked by an underground Hip-Hop legend to be part of a Bob Marley birthday event on the West Coast’s #1 urban blog site. Needless to say, I wasn’t about to let down Jacky, Darrick, the HSK staff, and most of all… you, the reader who makes this all possible.

Okay. What the fuck am I talking about again? Oh yeah, it’s HSK’s “International Smokeout Day” and in honor of Bob Marley’s birthday, I’m gonna take you on a fun-filled ride through a brief history of some of the conspiracy theories surrounding Marley’s death!! That’s right. Now I’m sure some of you are saying, “are you kidding me?” I ask you, is that even a question? But seriously, don’t make an ass out of u and ming by assuming that I don’t know what I’m talking about, I just lost track for a second after the intro. For quality assurance purposes, I’ll let you know that I have nearly a 10 year background in researching “conspiracy”-related subjects (contact me directly if you’re interested in learning more – LADIES ONLY). So roll your blunts, pack your bowls, light your Bics, and hit that shit – it’s time for some cognitive dissonance.

It was May 11, 1981. Bob Marley, then 36, was pronounced dead. A cancerous brain tumor had ended his life; mind you, this was prior to the advent of medical marijuana. Had this happened today, the outcome may have been different. In the immortal words of Marley, “every man got a right to decide his own destiny.” Tuff Gong… not this time. According to the official story, Marley’s brain tumor originally started when he injured the big toe on his right foot during a soccer game. Now at this point, the skeptics will surely claim that most brain tumors stem from foot-related soccer injuries. I haven’t done enough research in that area to know, so I have no other choice but to reserve judgment.

According to unofficial sources, this injury was actually a re-injury from a previous injury. However, that has no bearing on the rest of the story, so it’s neither here nor there. The point is that he hurt his toe and a cancer was created that eventually spread to his brain and killed him. But was the cancer created naturally or by more nefarious means? Carl Colby, son of CIA director William Colby, had in fact given a pair of new boots to Marley as a gift at around the same time that the troubles all began. Coincidence? So… why the fuck would the CIA director’s son be giving boots to Bob Marley, you might wonder? Well, consider it the American government’s consolation prize – Colby arrived just after Bob’s wife Rita was shot in the face at point-blank range by a Jamaican death squad.

If you’re interested in learning more about this, check out a book called “The Covert War Against Rock” by somewhat-respected author and researcher Alex Constantine. I recommend it highly. When it comes down to it, there’s only so much we can know. Jamaican death squads, the CIA directors son, a pair of new boots right before a cancer spreads from Marley’s toe to his brain and kills him. What does this all mean? It means you should be reading more books.*

But the question remains; was Marley in fact murdered by representatives of a secret faction of Illuminati Jews from the center of the Earth? Or maybe the CIA or something? We may never know the answer to that, but one thing is certain: How Weed Won the West – the new documentary I just finished working on with filmmaker Kevin Booth, Trae Booth, Eric Preven, Alex Jones, and Sacred Cow Productions – is now being submitted to festivals and the DVD is available directly from SACREDCOW.COM. How Weed Won the West is the sequel to Booth’s American Drug War: The Last White Hope, which was the winner of four consecutive first-place festival awards, and aired on Showtime for the past two years. For more, check out HOWWEEDWONTHEWEST.COM!!

* – Hey, when I said I had a background in researching “conspiracy”-related subjects, I wasn’t talking about Bob Marley.

Note: Happy birthday Bob!! LIGHT IT UP!!!

don’t make an ass out of u and ming by assuming that I don’t know what I’m talking about

JACKY’S SHOWCASE SATURDAY’S – NERO ZERO

jackyjasper — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:29:02 PST

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NERO ZERO

There’s no question that Hollywood is full of fakes, posers and shopping mall rock stars. You can find them on every street corner and you can hear their Jing-a-Ling pop crap for miles. But if you’re looking for the real deal – you know the kind, the ones that rock n’ roll legends are made of – then you’ll have to dig through the trash and put your ear to the Hollywood streets to find the four noble rock stars that make up NERO ZERO.

Living month-to-month in Los Angeles, California, this unsigned Canadian army of four stands strong and unaffected – perhaps numb – pushing forward in the face of financial adversity through desperate measures such as selling items found in dumpsters on Craig’s list for rent and food. It’s a perpetual razor’s edge between survival and homelessness, yet they remain immovable in their pursuit of destiny.

The NERO ZERO back-story involves no trace of glamorized media fabrication involving lines of coke, or navel shots with strippers. On the contrary, this is a simple account of two eccentric brothers; one with anger issues (Diz Thomas), the other with a hopeless guitar addiction (Sick), who formed a rock band with their best friend (Rikki Twist), a geek turned freak. They penned some first-rate tracks, recruited a nut case for a drummer (Cory Hartless), and vowed to break the backbone of an ailing music industry seriously lacking quality control.

“We’ve set out to make a CD where every song counts,” says Rikki Twist. Diz Thomas adds, “Look, I’m a music fan first. So what is all this bullshit? I’m expected to drop fifteen dollars on a CD featuring one good song? We’re perpetually hyped on new and fresh ground breaking artists who are nothing more than rehashed copies in new packages. It’s a complete fucking rip off!”

Capturing all the force and power of today’s rock sounds and blending it with the raw energy and fury of a freight train, NERO ZERO’s self-titled first release can best be compared to the likes of life changing debuts from legends Motley Crue and Guns N’ Roses. Anyone who was around when those albums came out can remember where they were when they first heard them. It was a moment in time they’ve remembered for the rest of their lives – a moment that has influenced two generations of rock bands.

So take note and remember where you are today, because once you hear the opening chords of the first track, King Of Rock City, it will change your life. And, mark my words; it will define the next generation of wannabe rock stars.

Co-produced and mixed by Frank Gryner (Rob Zombie, Tommy Lee, The Crystal Method), NERO ZERO is an album full of great tracks. The first single, Fucking A Rock Star, is a spoof about the crazy and hype machined lifestyles of icons such as KISS’ Gene Simmons, while the rest of the album follows suit with more pompous and self-deserving topics like King Of Rock City, My Own Addiction, and Breathe. Additionally, no other band in history has ever had the balls to re-record and transform Super Freak, the classic Rick James funk mega-hit, into a modern rock song.

Rumored to be nominated for several 2010 Canadian Hard Rock Music Awards and working closely with a major media company for the licensing of their tracks for entities such as Fox, Speed TV, NFL Films, Versus, G4, NASCAR Productions, ESPN, and all U.S. sports stadiums and arenas, NERO ZERO will be top of mind in 2010.

So where are you today? Take note of your surroundings; maybe even take a snapshot with your fancy pants cell phone. This is the moment that will change your life. This is the moment you first heard NERO ZERO.

Instrumentation
Diz Thomas – Vocals (Guitar)
Sick – Lead Guitar
Rikki Twist – Bass
Cory Hartless – Drums

Discography
Debut release Nero Zero – Nero Zero
Current Airplay – “Doing a Rock Star”
Streaming – “Super Freak”

John Terry aka The UK’s Tiger Woods, Stripped of English Captaincy

jackyjasper — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:23:26 PST

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Just months before the World Cup, the captain of England’s national soccer team was stripped of the role over a seamy sex scandal. John Terry, 29 and married, had an affair with a teammate’s girlfriend—even paying for an abortion—and then tried through lawyers and, reportedly, hush money to keep things quiet. “The situation was becoming worse by the day,” a source tells the Daily Mail. “(Coach) Fabio (Capello) needed to protect the team.”

“I fully respect Fabio Capello’s decision,” Terry said in a statement to the Sun. “I will continue to give everything for England.” Meanwhile, Vanessa Perroncel, the 28-year-old French lingerie model on the other end of the relationship, denied she’d been paid off, and said she wouldn’t take tabloids’ money to talk.

Info on replacement Rio Ferdinand HERE!

This south london born defender is the most expensive defender on the planet. He currently plays for reigning English champions, Manchester United, costing them £30million in 2002. His website is RIOFERDINAND.com

Courtesy of JC!!

Jacky Jasper's Diary of a Hollywood Street King

WHO IS JACKY TALKING ABOUT? – HSK BLIND ITEM

Other Articles by Jacky:

NEW LIONEL RICHIE ALBUM – “LIVE FROM THE CABIN”

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

Other Articles by Jacky:

Where Are Video Models Now?

Death of the Hype Williams Era..

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Hollywood’s Home Grown BMX Club, “The 4130″ is Doing It Again!!

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Dr. Conrad Murray Pleas Not Guilty

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Sarah Palin is Retarded – Hey, it’s in Her Genes Right!

Other Articles by Jacky:

Joe Francis Diced Up by Jayde Nicole Legal Team

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BOB MARLEY B-DAY = HSK INTERNATIONAL SMOKE-OUT DAY!

Other Articles by Jacky:

JACKY’S SHOWCASE SATURDAY’S – NERO ZERO

NERO ZERO

Other Articles by Jacky:

John Terry aka The UK’s Tiger Woods, Stripped of English Captaincy

Other Articles by Jacky:

Jacky Jasper's Diary of a Hollywood Street King

WHO IS JACKY TALKING ABOUT? – HSK BLIND ITEM

Other Articles by Jacky:

NEW LIONEL RICHIE ALBUM – “LIVE FROM THE CABIN”

2ND ANNUAL BLACK HISTORY MONTH UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

Other Articles by Jacky:

Where Are Video Models Now?

Death of the Hype Williams Era..

Other Articles by Jacky:

Hollywood’s Home Grown BMX Club, “The 4130″ is Doing It Again!!

Other Articles by Jacky:

Dr. Conrad Murray Pleas Not Guilty

Other Articles by Jacky:

Sarah Palin is Retarded – Hey, it’s in Her Genes Right!

Other Articles by Jacky:

Joe Francis Diced Up by Jayde Nicole Legal Team

Other Articles by Jacky:

BOB MARLEY B-DAY = HSK INTERNATIONAL SMOKE-OUT DAY!

Other Articles by Jacky:

JACKY’S SHOWCASE SATURDAY’S – NERO ZERO

NERO ZERO

Other Articles by Jacky:

John Terry aka The UK’s Tiger Woods, Stripped of English Captaincy

Other Articles by Jacky:

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT