Dick-n-Jane.com One Sexy Couple's Sex Blog

Read To Me (Dick)

Dick — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:01:00 +0000

Read to me... something erotic, something dirty, while you masturbate me.
(visual guide available here)

Reversal (Dick)

Dick — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:44:00 +0000

omg... THIS! Which is an animated gif made from this movie.
(thanks to Tumblr SensualPegging for the hot video)

Topless Haircut (Dick)

Dick — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:06:00 +0000

Topless haircuts like in this picture. HOT!
And maybe a shower together afterward.

Handy Mountain Transport (Jane)

Jane — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 21:36:00 +0000

I think it would be fun to give Dick a hand job on the gondola.

Tied for the Ride (Dick)

Dick — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:31:00 +0000

I wish I could find that video again Jane... but I know you've seen it and remember because we've talked about it since. Like in that scene, I'd like you to hog-tie my dick with thin rope (similar to this), put a condom on over the the whole thing, and then ride me into the sunset.

A Hand In The Bush (Dick)

Dick — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:30:00 +0000

I would like to read A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting together and see what develops.

Naked Retreat (Dick)

Dick — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 10:18:00 +0000

Let's go to Desire Cancun and hang out naked together for a week!

Pussy Massage (Dick)

Dick — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:04:00 +0000

I recently read an account by Kidder Kaper on the Sex Is Fun Forums that described something his wife, Jade, did...

"One night, many years ago, Jade read a book that described how to give someone an erotic pussy massage. She oiled up my back and straddled me and began to grind her pussy into my lower back. She came and she came HARD. She fell off me breathless. I think this was super hot mostly because she took the initiative to find an idea and surprise me with it and it mostly lead to pleasure for her."

That's my idea of going bareback! What an interesting and creative idea! Grab the oil Jane... and don't be shy about working my ass cheeks into the routine.

Juicy Oral (Dick)

Jane — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:40:00 +0000

Masturbate to orgasm (maybe more than once!) while giving me a blow job.
Use fingers to wipe your pussy juices up unto my cock and stroke it with your natural lube.
Then resume sucking until I explode in your mouth.

Peg Me, Baby (Dick)

Dick — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:04:00 +0000

Strap on the harness, lock in the VixSkin dildo, and fuck my ass!

Genital Massage (Dick)

Dick — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:48:00 +0000

Genital massage like the one instructed by Red Hot Touch in this DVD. To see what I'm talking about, check this video at about the half-way mark. (Actually, the anal massage video looks like fun too).

UPDATE: See comment by Dick below.

Surprise Me (Dick)

Dick — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:48:00 +0000

Catch me by surprise when my cock is flaccid. Maybe in the shower, or when I'm just stepping out, drop to your knees and put my whole dick in your mouth. Suck me until my cock is hard and my knees are weak... and then leave me. (be prepared to fuck me later, I'll be all over you)

Ultimate Vaginal (Dick)

Dick — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:50:00 +0000

Vaginal sex in Leap Frog position. You with a butt plug in (that makes it tighter for me) and your Hitachi Magic Wand pressed firmly against your pelvis, just above your pubic bone. I think the vibration would carry right through and rattle my dick every time I thrust.

License to Choose (Dick)

Dick — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:35:00 +0000

Send me an email sometime in the middle of the day, maybe while I am at work, that says, "I want you to pick something, anything, from the Fantasy Box tonight".

Anal (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:32:00 +0000

Anal sex.

Unforgettable Assist (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:32:00 +0000

I ring your scrotum with a finger and thumb, tugging gently downward. You masturbate the shaft while I suck on the head of your dick.

Slumber Tumble (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Middle of the night... half asleep sex.

Hanging on the Edge (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:28:00 +0000

"Edging" with you giving me oral stimulation to my clit only.

Edge Rider (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:27:00 +0000

I bring myself to th edge and back down several time then I get on top of you and ride you to orgasm.

Get Up and Blow Hard (Jane)

Jane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:27:00 +0000

I wake you up in the middle of the night by puting your soft dick in my mouth and bring you to orgasm with my mouth. (Yes, this is my fantasy! And obviously requires the element of Surprise).

Puting It All To Good Use (Dick)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:18:00 +0000

Tie me up and fuck me with all your holes!

Entertain Me (Dick)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:14:00 +0000

Spend 45 minutes entertaining my genitals while I watch whatever porn I want.

Auto-Cunnilingus by Proxy (Dick)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:13:00 +0000

You can't lick your own pussy so I'd like to be your tongue for you. My lips and tongue will do exactly what you tell them to and no more.

Four-Play (Dick)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:10:00 +0000

Double penetrate yourself with dildos (logistics worked out ahead of time) and then use your Eroscillator (vibrator) on your clit while you blow me.

Receptive 69 (Dick)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:08:00 +0000

69 position. You blow me... but instead of me eating you, you finger yourself to orgasm while I watch up close.

Quotes From The Blog

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:51:32 +0000

“Cucumbers are far cheaper than silicone, are earth-friendly, inconspicuous, and can be enjoyed by the whole family (and dinner guests) once you’re fully satisfied!”

from: Red Bull Gives You What?

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My First Ever Published Rant

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:22:14 +0000

Vulvae with peach fuzz have not been shaved or waxed… they are prepubescent. I’m getting really tired of seeing closeups of little girls’ vulvae on my dash. Those who post them are either criminal or naive… in either case not worth following.

Let them know you notice. Let them know you care about the sanctity of childhood. And then report the photo source to abuse@tumblr.com.

There, I said my peace.

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Hayden Winters Couples Erotica

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Hayden Winters

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Quotes From The Blog

Sat, 26 May 2012 04:28:50 +0000

“You can’t keep a good penis down”

(taken from http://tinyurl.com/6qbda6e)

It is my opinion that this photo has not lived up to its “Notes” potential… go...

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:02:00 +0000

It is my opinion that this photo has not lived up to its “Notes” potential… go help it out, will ya! - Dick

Revealing The Hardware

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:38:13 +0000

Revealing The Hardware:

In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a “lost and found” penis like John Bobbit’s is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it… (read more)

Nestling your cock between my breasts.See more blowjobs at The...

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:23:32 +0000

Nestling your cock between my breasts.
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Revealing The Hardware (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:12:00 +0000

In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a "lost and found" penis like John Bobbit's is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it.

Nearly 20 years later I find that my own penis is making the rounds... and I really have no idea who has seen it.

Thankfully, it is still attached to me (*whew*) but its likeness has been appearing in blogs around the interwebs and I have only myself to blame... I took the pictures and I posted them online. The proverbial "cock shot" is not really my style (really!) but I have been making an effort to show off the hardware which so often adorns my package. Jane would probably tell you I'm just using the cock rings as an excuse to step out and wag it around... but I digress.

Uploading an explicit picture of yourself is not unlike the initial reveal in a new relationship; there is a thrill factor but it is tempered by fear of rejection. "What will she think? Will she like it? Will she want to cut it off?"

Mostly, the reaction of our readers has been positive. (Actually, there has been nothing negative that I know about... let's keep it that way, shall we?) My most recent cock shot was almost immediately reblogged by a Tumblr blog named Fat Cocks (*blushes*). Gosh, really? And with comments like "looks really sexy" and "what a beautiful cock!" it brings warmth to both my heart and my groin. Gear Essentials reposted it and our good sex-blog-friend Lady Cheeky chimed in with reblogs on Tumblr and comments on Facebook like "STUNNING" (her CAPS, not mine). Are you getting all of this Jane? ;o)

But perhaps my personal reveal is not as rare as I'd like to believe... as I scroll back through our personal pictures on this site it seems there are quite a few of me which leave little to the imagination. Although, one of the very first pictures I posted of my dick online was showing off a cock ring, of sorts. It might have been in bad taste, but it sure looked tasty!

A warning to you gents... if your dick is going to be shown around by someone else, you don't want it to be a lawyer. And you definitely don't want it to look like this!

Sorry about all the Dick pics guys. Here, clear your palette with a picture of Jane's ass and have a nice day!

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains - Part 2 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:52:00 +0000

It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It's an area resplendent with wildlife... but that wasn't the kind of wild life we were after.

We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you to thank because our luxury getaway was paid in full by this website!

In gratitude I will spare you the sappy details. Our blog's subtitle is not "One Loving Couple's Love Blog" (though it could be)... how many yawning readers would that pull in? But I will confirm the obvious for you... yes, we had sex. Lots of it. We were casually naked for much of the time, including hanging out on the outdoor patio where we sat in the hot tub, sunned ourselves, and sought sexual release.

Pictures tell a better story than I ever could and, thankfully, I had both my camera and a wife willing to help me capture our time away together. My camera has become one of my favorite sex toys and you can see the [ever growing] results of my sexual self indulgence here in our HotPics blog which is currently Google's #1 choice for Couples Erotica.

Jane wore out before it was over and waved me off on our last morning there. "Sore vagina" is not a condition relatable to the erect male organ, I'm not sure mine has that type of self-preservation feature built in. You can't keep a good penis down and on that day mine was no exception. The patio was flooded with warm morning sun and I took the opportunity to seek relief while soaking in the rays. Jane, on the other hand, took the opportunity to grab my camera. Oh my.

Now to start saving for our next sexy adventure! Anyone who would like to see pictures of Jane naked in Tahiti should visit our store: One Sexy Couple's Sex Toys :o)

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains - Part 1 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 11 May 2012 05:45:00 +0000

I posted the following status update on Facebook two days ago:

"Naked hot tubbing and naked sunbathing while looking over a valley of snow dusted pines beats work."

And I meant every word of it! Jane and I had a great mid-week getaway into the hills and discovered a really nice place to relax and unwind. It was quiet, there was little to distract us from each other, and we had no good reason to wear any clothes. It was everything our home life is not.

Our camera made the trip too and we'll be sneaking some revealing shots into our HotPics blog over the next week or so. If you miss them fly by, you can always see our photos using the special tag #dick.n.jane.com.

My clothes are back on now (drats!) and I had a full day of catching up at work today (double drats!) but Jane and her sexy affections are still with me. As I write this it is late, Jane is in bed, and I'm wondering why this keyboard is still getting my attention. More on our romantic retreat later... I have a naked hottie waiting for me!

A Very Personal Protest (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:38:00 +0000

The last time we flew to Mexico I had a good sized stainless steel cock ring in my carry on bag and I wondered what might happen when I went through airport security and customs during our International flight. Nothing, that's what happened. It probably lit up like neon on the x-ray screen... it didn't look dangerous (apparently) but it wasn't of interest either. That or the screeners just didn't want to go there.

I just got a new hunk of man steel that's even heftier than the last... it weighs in at a half pound and adorns my package like some private ornament of sexual self indulgence. Our local airport has body scanners now and the wheels of juvenile defiance are spinning in my head.

Airport security measures have become unbalanced in their cost-benefit risk analysis and have now reached beyond personal boundaries previously reserved for our doctors. Protests seem to be escalating... from Thanksgiving Day refusals for body scans, to videotaped threats of arrest "if you touch my junk", to stripping fully naked! Both the modest and immodest have had enough.

I almost want to buy a plane ticket just so I can go through airport security with my new cock ring set snugly around the base of my immodest cock. It certainly would not change any policies but it could change someone's day at work. I imagine the conversation as I step out of the body scanner...

TSA: "Sir, please step over here", motioning to the pat-down area.
ME: "Yes, sir".
TSA: "Uh... what is that? In your pants".
ME: "Eight ounces of stainless steel confidence, sir".
TSA: "Is there a reason you are wearing it today?"
ME: "Don't worry, I won't terrorize the pilot with it. But the stewardess... that could be a different story".
TSA: "Please remove it".

At which point I reach down my unbuttoned pants with both hands, remove the steel ring, and place its warm weight in the blue gloved hands of the TSA. I'll let the poor agent hold onto it while the body scanner takes a second look at everything south of my smug grin.

A Brief Timeout (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:22:00 +0000

Warning; This blog post is completely off topic.

We got a question today through our Contact Us form from a woman we don't know named Susan...

"Just wondering if everything is going okay? It's been awhile since you've updated.. and I miss it."

You're right Susan, we have not posted in awhile and the short answer to your question is "no"... everything is not ok.

We're not having relationship problems if that's what you are thinking, the long answer is that my single father is aging in a very ungraceful way and transitioning quickly from independent to demented at scary speed. My discretionary time has evaporated... at a time when demands at work are also at a peak. It's a perfect, stressful storm.

I won't apologize for our absence or ask for understanding, to do so would suggest we owe something to our readers... which we don't. This blog is solely for us, though we readily welcome and appreciate any like minded followers. The fact that we have been missed is genuinely touching and we would like to assure everyone who has read this far that we will be posting again soon.

The struggles I have faced in recent months have underscored the incredible value of my relationship with Jane who supports me at every difficult turn. Marriage, or even monogamy, does not suit everyone (to include my aging and lonely father) but it has proven itself invaluable to me over the many years of my commitment to Jane. We have our struggles; we disagree, we fight, we drift apart at times... but when it really matters she is there for me in a loving way no one else could be. She is my center. Thank you Jane.

For the rest of you... I make no promises, but life has a way of correcting itself and we should be back on track soon. The fact that you find our lives interesting enough to follow surprises us sometimes, we are both flattered and encouraged. We have drifted away from this blog a bit... but we are committed to it and the sexy fun it represents.

Nine Was The Magic Number (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:13:00 +0000

The duration of men's sexual response is limited by orgasmic exhaustion; one, two, three, or four in a single night and we've had it... there are limits to a male's physiological capacity to reach orgasm without sufficient rest in between.

Women, on the other hand, seem limited only by physical exhaustion; one orgasm is a warm up, two is getting there, and three is a decent night.

The height of sexual arousal in women is sustainable and, for many, orgasm is as much a driver of further arousal as it is a release of sexual energy. It's like the impossible perpetual motion machine where each cycle feeds the next with its own self-generated momentum.

It's been a while (like since our seeds took root)... but there was a time when Jane and I would spend full days languishing naked in bed together, exploring our sexual likes and limits. In repeated acts which were equally selfless and selfish, I used every means imaginable to drive Jane into orgasm after orgasm.

Eventually Jane's peaks of climax would merge into a steady, unending sexual plateau that took hold of her entire body in an erotic coup of her own self-governance. Unable to control her response and unable to resist my attention, every touch (any touch) would send her reeling into whole body contractions epicentered blissfully in her pelvis.

A kiss on the neck, a hand on her breast, anything... she'd have a full blown orgasm and come out of it primed for the next. She was an endless orgasm machine with a hair trigger and I was her cause to tremble.

There is a seductive power in this level of control and I knew just how many successive orgasms it took to render Jane sexually helpless... nine was the magic number. Once she hit the ninth peak it was a steady and effortless roll from one to another.

We've aged a bit since then and our bodies speak to each other in whole new ways, but I'll bet Jane would still respond just as well to the magic nine. And now I have a plan for the weekend.

What about you?

A Solid Investment (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:20:00 +0000

Jane and I stole a little time for each other this morning, atypical for a Tuesday morning, and before the fun began I grabbed a trusted and reliable tool from the nightstand. Its battery is never dead, it doesn't get in the way, and it does little more than assist me in giving Jane her favorite thing... a deep dicking with that extra hardness she loves.

Of course, Jane would also tell you the hefty curves of my Stainless Steel Cock Ring do wonders for her clit when we're positioned face to face. The ring runs atop the base of my dick and circles down behind my balls, giving them a gentle lift which brings them into the action too.

Sex products marketed to men consist mainly of masturbatory devices, I was pleased to acquire one which helps me enjoy sex with Jane rather than without her. I bought my ring years ago (before this website started bringing in free sex toy review samples) and I don't regret a dime of it. We have an intimidating toy collection these days but my favorite personal accessory, hands down, is my Stainless Steel cock ring from Gear Essentials.

Holy CRAP, Her Hands Are Cold! (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:18:00 +0000

Jane's hands do not benefit from the modern convenience of central heat. Three seasons out of four her touch is a shivering cold that seems to channel the icy chill of Narnia's White Witch.

They are inexplicably linked to the weather outdoors, completely independent of our home's thermostat. It's cold and snowy where we live right now but it's cozy inside with a fire in the fireplace... and still, her hands are cold. It is like she has two 5-fingered weather stations at the end of her sleeves. "Honey, do I need to wear a sweater today? Come here and let me feel your hands".

We slide into bed at the end of the day and the icicles she calls fingers gravitate to the warmest thing they can find; one hand wraps around the shaft, the other cups the sack. Out of self preservation, my balls immediately retract up into my chest. But hey, I can't complain... she has my dick in her hands!

C-c-come on s-s-summer, where the hell are y-y-you?

Hand Job Techniques: Part One - Basic Skills For Him

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 19:12:00 +0000

click to view our handjob video

We are turning up the heat here at Dick-n-Jane.com with a revealing new series of videos intended to demonstrate some basic skills for pleasing your partner.

Handjobs were chosen for this series because we believe the hands' versatility make them an exceptional sex tool capable of producing the most intense physical sexual response.

First up... six simple handjob strokes to leave him breathless and begging for more. If you see something new here, try adding it to your routine. If these strokes are already familiar to you, take this as a reminder to regularly incorporate great variety.

- View our handjob video here -

The Hungry Squid - A gentle, warm-up stroke... five fingers teasing the tip to get his full attention.

Poll Climber - Successive, alternate handed strokes in a singular direction. If his eyes are closed he'll swear he's being swallowed up by an endless vagina.

Meat Roll - Back handed with a twist of the wrist, this is a great stroke for full sensation on his shaft.

Top Stroke - Gently stretches the penile ligament, feels great on the shaft, and as her hands pull up and over the glans he gets a very pleasurable zing.

The Hitchhiker - Basic stroke familiar to all men who have masturbated but her angle places a thumb right under the frenulum which is a quick ride to orgasmville.

Magic Thumbs - Another thumb adds more pressure, more friction, and more intensity to the frenulum. She can also provide a more complete grip and tighter squeeze to the shaft than with a one handed stroke.

Click here to view our video here on Dick-n-Jane.com. You may also view it on X-Tube or RedTube where you can also find embed code should you choose to share the video on another blog or website.

The best technique you can bring to the bedroom is a playful willingness to experiment and have fun. We really hope these tips inspire you to find your own new favorites... go get started!

Looking Back on 2011 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:28:00 +0000

Jane and I have something new and fun slated to start in January, a short series that involves a lot more than just simple blogging... we're excited about it and hope you'll make a point to visit again in a few weeks to check out the first episode. That's all I will say on the topic.

In the meantime, and to buy us a little time during the busy holiday, we've put together a year-end highlights reel. You know, like when TV shows produce a flashback episode because the filming budget ran out. What follows are our favorite moments and recommended reads from the past year, find your sexy favorites and leave comments to let us know how we're doing.

Weekend Away Series - We took a little weekend trip but stayed here in the city. As is the case for any of our series, read from the bottom up!

Hot or Not Series - We had fun playing a little game with each other and were glad to share it with our readers. Be sure to vote for all your favorites!

Picked up a new sexy affiliation - Pornographic Love is a really hot new site featuring a committed couple like ourselves. We love their work and think you will too!

Introduced the Sex & Relationship Expert Panel - There are countless unqualified bloggers answering sex questions online, we know because we were two of them! Now we have some help from distinguished professionals in the field of Sex & Relationships. Ask your toughest questions... go ahead!

Unveiled our new Toy Store - This was a very exciting addition to our site, the Dick-n-Jane branded sex toy store! Whatever you want, whatever you need (lube refill?), consider our shop... it helps us keep the site running.

Top Sex Bloggers of 2011 - We were honored to make Rori Sweet's Top 100 Sex Bloggers list again this year. We've climbed to #11 on the list and are thrilled to be alongside some really top notch sex blogs!

Sexiest Blogs of 2011 - Red Region Inferno's Sexiest Blog list named us again as "One of the best all around personal style sex themed blogs online". Wow, that's quite a reputation to live up to... stay tuned while we do that and more!

Hit #1 "Couples Sex Blog" - All major Search Engines agree, Dick-n-Jane.com is the #1 most relevant "couples sex blog" on Google, Yahoo, and Bing. This was a major SEO achievement for us.

Started another photo blog: Hotel Sex - As a side project, because Dick notices the background in porn as much as the lusty bodies, Hotel Sex catalogs what goes on behind closed hotel room doors.

Wrote some mild sexy humor - Dick's tongue, it seems, is either exploring Jane's folds or planted firmly in his cheek. Humor seasons this blog, check it out for yourself.

Added some sexy pics of ourselves - We're getting a little looser with the camera and you can see it in our blog. Find pictures of us here on the sex blog and even more over in Hot Pics.

Happy Holidays to you, we hope you have a festive couple weeks and we'll see you here again (for some brand new sexy fun) in 2012!

Hot or Not Poll #5: From Behind (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

By popular demand, we are pleased to present the continuation of our "Hot or Not Poll" series! We find these animated GIF's while trolling Tumblr for the best couples erotica, if you want a little more back-story you should check out the first poll: Hot or Not Poll #1: Penis and Vagina.

This episode's theme is "From Behind" and features couples... well, I don't really need to explain it, do I? There is certainly kinkier sex to be found online, but these erotic couples scenes are all super hot, good luck picking your favorites!

I know you want to VOTE HERE for ALL these sexy GIF's, but try to limit yourself to five or six. Click the pictures to see the animated GIF's. Have fun!

A Debt of Gratitude (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:26:00 +0000

Freddy & Eddy

I recently sent a long overdue email.

As a blogger, I have come to appreciate the value (and rewards) of feedback. Out of the blue, I get private messages with personal stories of relationship successes and improved sexual experiences attributed to this website... they always surprise me.

It was my turn to share a personal experience, to share with the creator of another website how my life had been influenced by their work. I should have done this sooner.

Dear Ian and Alicia – Back in the summer of 2007, Jane and I went through a sexual upswing (mostly due to Jane’s rediscovery of her libido), we opened to each other in ways we had not previously, and our relationship walked through a new door. There was a small handful of podcasts and websites that were central to the dialogues which brought new light to our marriage back then... and freddyandeddy.com was one of them.

We read your site, we bought products from your store, and Jane was very inspired by each of your personal stories. So inspired, that she registered a domain name (dick-n-jane.com) and told me to get to work on a website, she wanted to be like you!

A year later I finally got around to it and we debuted the site in August of 2008. Since then we’ve grown a bit and are among the more popular personal sex blogs online which, in our corner of the Internet, is not bad for a long-term monogamous couple! We even have our own “store” which is really just an affiliate outlet.

I’m not sure what took so long, but I just found you two on Facebook and it reminded me that I owe you both a debt of gratitude. We have a more vibrant sex life than we used to, we have a fun outlet for sexy dialogue, and a little extra income... thanks to the inspiring stories you chose to openly share with your readers.

I hope this message finds you both well!

This correspondence is being shared with you, reader of Dick-n-Jane, in the hope you may find words of inspiration from Ian and Alicia as well (website).

Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:55:00 +0000

She's done it again... Sweet Rori over at Between My Sheets has once again compiled a list of her Top 100 Sex Blogs for the year! There were more than 200 blogs nominated this year and it takes months of work for her to review them all. Her annual effort is truly amazing.

How did Dick-n-Jane.com do this year? Number 11, that's up from #37 on last year's list and now in the top 5% of all sex blogs nominated. But don't trust Rori, check out her list of Top Blogs for yourself and find your own new favorites, we are in very good company.

Guy New York (@quickiesnewyork) and The Dirty Gentleman from Quickies in New York
Charlotte Times (@charlotte_times) from The Life and Charlotte Times
Kendra Holliday (@TBK365 and @beautifulkind) from The Beautiful Kind
Amie Wee (@crevicecanyon) from Crevice Canyon
Riff Dog from Ashley and Me
Catherine Toyooka (@Catcoaches) from Sex Spoken Here: Secrets of a Sexuality Educator
Vineyard Road (@vineyardroad) from Vineyard Road
David (@DavidinVegas) from A View from the Top
Quizzical Pussy (@quizzicalpussy) from Quizzical Pussy
Athol Kay from Married Man Sex Life
Dick and Jane from Dick-n-Jane
EA (@easilyaroused) from Easily Aroused
Axe (@unspeakableaxe) from Unspeakable Axe
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Lily from theblackleatherbelt
Arabella (@askarabella) from Bombshells & Rockstars
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Lucid (@lucidobsession) from Lucid Obsession
♀ & sss (@sweatshopsissy) from Sweat Shop Sissy
Kat from She Makes the Rules
Yummy from Sexual Adventures of a Married Woman
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Is It Hot To Get Caught? (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:31:00 +0000

Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever wanted to be caught masturbating... hoping to be discovered by someone who would be more than happy to assist? Yeah, me too.

Or better, to be the one doing the catching... to walk in on your love interest in full horny hotness rubbing one out, all warmed up and aching for release? Yeah, me too.

Either I am clueless or Jane is stealthy because I have never accidentally stumbled in on her self entertainment. We have planned ahead to have me join her after a personal warm up (which is fun) but it has never happened organically with any actual surprise factor.

For a long time I could tell (after the fact) when Jane had been busy tending her own garden. I'd let her know later, teasingly, that I noticed she had some fun without me... and she always looked surprised, "how did you know"? Eventually, I reluctantly shared the clues she unknowingly left behind.

It turns me on when Jane masturbates but it's pretty clear she enjoys her privacy sometimes. One of these days, though... I'll be minding my own business, run up to our bedroom to get my wallet, and step into a steamy scene of Jane grinding her clit into the relentless vibrations of her favorite toy. On that day, I'll be more than willing to assist.

Red Bull Gives You What? (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:58:00 +0000

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Jane was in a haze. She arrived home from an overnight shift just in time to leave again for a kids' soccer game followed by a track meet. It was more than 24 hours since she had slept and her eyes were beginning to roll around in her head. Fatigue can feel like inebriation and Jane was getting there fast.

On the soccer field sidelines, I set down my folding chair next to Jane's and asked her to hold my can of Red Bull while I got settled. As I unfolded my chair I noticed Jane gazing with half open eyes at the can which she had wrapped her fingers completely around.

Jane is a proper lady; she's pretty, she's polite, and she reserves her inner vixen for the bedroom. She caught me completely off guard when she said, with both her parents and our kids present, "Well, that's a good size"... in obvious reference to the can's circumference.

Her inner vixen shone through at a very unexpected moment, encouraged by a lack of inhibition (and judgement) in the daze of her worsening fatigue. The can's diameter is slightly bigger than my dick's, I found myself presented with new information about Jane's desire, and all I could do was laugh and glance awkwardly over at her mother.

I am a man of average endowment (see here) and I have never felt inadequately sized to satisfy Jane, so her proclamation brought me neither shame nor threat. I realize variety is nice and am comfortable enough to help Jane find pleasure wherever she seeks it... so I took measure of that can for future reference. It was a full 2" diameter grip that triggered Jane's fantasy trip, that's a solid 1/4" thicker than the dick she usually plays with.

Later that same day... I was doing the week's grocery shopping, while Jane rested at home, and decided to check the produce department for its selection of Nature's original dildos. Cucumbers are far cheaper than silicone, are earth-friendly, inconspicuous, and can be enjoyed by the whole family (and dinner guests) once you're fully satisfied!

Jane's new, well endowed toy was personally delivered to our home in a discrete brown [shopping] bag. She washed it seductively with soap and water while I watched before cutting it in half with a knife (ouch!). It seems Jane is not really turned on by produce. Energy drinks, though... they are still in question.

Weekend Away in the City - Part 5 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:44:00 +0000

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We were in our favorite position and I was actively thrusting balls deep into a gasping Jane when there was a knock at the door followed by a muffled voice from the hallway... "Room Service".

When your job is to deliver food and drinks into the guest rooms of consenting adults you can never be sure what might greet you when the lock clicks and the door swings open. That morning it was me, a disheveled man in a hotel bathrobe with an obvious hard-on threatening to part his robe like a stage show's headliner stepping out through the curtain.

Room Service was a bit earlier than Jane or I had expected, I waved him in and pointed him to the sitting room. The night before was a fun one and we hadn't really cleaned up. There was an empty wine bottle and dirty glasses but what caught my eye immediately was his careful step over Jane's leopard print panties on the floor.

Regrettably, he passed up open space on the desk and aimed the breakfast filled tray toward the coffee table which was strewn with playing cards depicting sexual acts. Space was limited on the coffee table so he used the side of the food tray to awkwardly slide my bulky steel cock ring out of the way.

"Are they taking good care of you up here?" he asked me three times without ever hearing my answer. He was obviously uncomfortable with the transaction and left quickly as soon as the receipt was signed. I'm sure he expected a gratuity but not anything quite so gratuitous.

We were not embarrassed by the unexpectedly early intrusion but I think he sure was. Hopefully, it gave him a good story to tell... everyone loves a good story.

Weekend Away in the City - Part 4 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:57:00 +0000

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It's on the "Top 5 Favorite Things in the Whole Fucking World" list for all men who have ever woken up from sleeping... it's The Slow, Morning Blowjob.

Of all the ways there are to start a day (and there are a few), having the sap sucked out of his morning wood is about the best any guy could hope for. Sunday morning, that guy was me.

There was no dog pacing to go outside, no cats climbing on us expecting to be fed, no kids wondering where breakfast was, and no brothers tormenting their sister just to see how loud she could protest. It was a quiet morning in our hotel room. The rising sun bathed us in soft light, the down comforter and pillows felt like clouds, and when Jane's mouth found my cock I think I heard angels sing. (ok, it may have been the squeaky elevator next to our room but let's not split hairs here)

Truthfully, this blog post is little more than an excuse to post a picture of Jane sucking my dick. We've been together 18 years and the picture is the first of its kind. I like it and I want to see it whenever I pull up the site. Maybe with some encouragement we could all convince her to let me take some more, eh?

Weekend Away in the City - Part 3 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 02:03:00 +0000

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We live life in the fast lane... but we're doing it driving a minivan. Our suburban lives are crazy hectic with homework, school projects, little league, soccer, gymnastics, track meets... (I'll stop there, I'm getting tired thinking about it). Oh, and we work multiple jobs.

Sex is a recreation which gets pushed to the margins and becomes more about the release than the journey. The lives we live are more about our kids than they are about ourselves, so goes parenthood.

The best sex for us is not in the fast lane, it happens when we step out, slow down, and take time to breath each other in. Hours spent focused on each other does wonders for later exchanges between the sheets.

Anal fun takes more dedicated warm-up than typical quickie sex and our occasional weekend retreats provide the perfect setting for back door playtime. Jane brought along her leather harness and silicone dildo, to satisfy both my ass and her lust for power, and I went prepared to introduce Jane's anal desires to a new toy hand crafted by Boris & Doris (find their store here).

Without a doubt, our best orgasms happen when there is something in our asses, it's just that little something extra that nudges us over the top into quivering, orgasmic bliss. It took us a long time, and the shedding of some early-learned inhibitions, to figure this out. The added pleasure boost really should play a larger role in our sex lives together... we just need the extra time and attention to make it happen.

If you have not ventured into anal play we can recommend it as both a feel-good experience and an intimacy builder. Not to mention that it is the great sexual equalizer!

Weekend Away in the City - Part 2 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 05:31:00 +0000

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It takes batteries but it doesn't vibrate, it doesn't penetrate anything and I can't stick my dick in it, but I have an unlikely new toy that is climbing the ranks on my short list of favorite sex toys. My camera.

Jane and I escaped family life for a sexy weekend away, we weren't far from home mileage-wise but we got there on our bikes, so the 15 miles was enough to create a sense of isolation from home. We relied on our feet to take us out to eat and to shop, the slower pace was a refreshing break.

Everything we had with us was carried on our backs or in panniers on my bike, so we traveled light and packed only the essentials... which included:

Stainless Steel Cock Ring	Sex Is Fun The Game
Liberator Blindfold	Unpredictable
Eroscillator	Playing with Fire
The Orion (from Boris & Doris)	Coconut Oil
Leather Harness	Liquid Silk
Vixskin Tex	Sexy Boots
Fishnet Body Stocking	Mini Skirt
Genital Massage DVD's	Cialis (not that I need it!)

Okay, maybe we over packed but you never know what you might want in the throws of passion! Most of this stuff got good use but the one item I carried along which brought home the most memories was my camera. It's not a high quality piece of equipment but it does the trick... which are characteristics true of most sex toys on the market.

Jane and I are fairly new to the whole naked sex picture thing... the presence of the camera can still be a distraction and we're somewhere in the "you're not going to post that online, are you?" phase. Despite that, you can find a few pictures of us here on the sex blog and even more over in Hot Pics (though there is a bit of an overlap). Check us out, comment, share, reblog, whatever... just be kind, we're entering a new space and we're doing it naked!

Weekend Away in the City - Part 1 (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 23:21:00 +0000

I'd follow her anywhere... tucked away in that unassuming backpack was a crotch-less fishnet body stocking, leather strap-on, and black vinyl boots.

My birthday present was a weekend away in my birthday suit and it all started with a bike ride into the city. I hadn't seen the contents of the backpack, but I knew of its promise. I rode the first 3 miles with a hard-on straining against the confines of my black spandex bike shorts.

Jane and I used to ride together a lot. For a while we worked at the same place and rode our bikes to work together more than 25 miles each way, there is a 70 mile loop around town we used to like, and we participated in grueling multi-day rides just for fun. Kids change everything for new parents and we lost touch with this aspect of our lives. It felt great to get back on the saddles together.

It was about 15 miles of beautiful bike path (except the last mile) to our hotel. We had an "arrive early, leave late" package which gave us the option to check in as early as 6:00 a.m. Saturday and check out as late as 8:00 p.m. Sunday... two full days for the price of one night.

Our room was a suite with a bedroom and sitting room and was on an upper floor looking over the city. The view was nice... but we wasted no time before showering, unpacking our sexy cargo, and then working up another sweat on the way to our first round of orgasms.

There is more to this story... and there are pictures too. I'll write as time allows and will slip the occasional photo into our Hot Pics feed. Stay tuned!

In The Name Of SCIENCE! (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 03:36:00 +0000

We just got a question posed to us on our 'Ask Us' forum that is an EXCELLENT question! Someone was paying attention, noticed something interesting, and now wants to know what's going on!

It was a question from someone self identified only as "Swallower"... "Can swallowing semen affect a girl's waste output? I had been noticing some pretty potent pee lately, but couldn't make a connection between any new foods or environmental concerns. Then I noticed a correlation between swallowing and the strong smell. A day after, bingo. Am I nuts?"

We've already passed this gem onto our panel of experts and will update 'Ask Us' as soon as they have weighed in. In the meantime, I figure we can leverage the curiosity of our thousands of readers to conduct an online experiment into the metabolization of nature's original protein shake!

Pass this one on to your friends, the more data we collect the better!

Ladies: In the name of SCIENCE suck down a little (or a lot) of your man's Nad Nectar and pay close attention to your urine stream the next morning. Things that are good for you, like Asparagus and multivitamins, change the quality of your golden stream... and if semen does this too it can only mean one thing!

Everyone knows semen is packed with nutritional goodness and can cure everything from depression to headaches to wrinkles, fat, and aging and even prevent breast cancer!* What do you have to lose? Just run your little experiment for the sake of your sister ("Swallower") and report back here with your results. In fact, I recommend you run the trial at least 2 or 3 times to ensure confidence in your results.

The Morning After Swallowing My Man's Baby Gravy, My Urine Was:

Gentlemen: You're welcome! Consider improving your taste and/or buying her a toy to thank her for participating.

* don't believe everything you read online!

Hot or Not Poll #4: Her On Top (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:51:00 +0000

We are pleased to present the next episode in our [new and improved!] "Hot or Not Poll" series! We find these animated GIF's while trolling Tumblr for the best couples erotica, if you want a little more back-story you should check out the first poll: Hot or Not Poll #1: Penis and Vagina.

Jane and I have been sharing GIF's like this by Instant Message (and judging them as Hot or Not) while she works at night... hey, it kills time. Lucky for us, her night job is about to end and that implies and end to our little game. I still have a backlog stacked up so if you readers like this kind of post I could do a couple more before closing the series. Let me know in the comments if I should quit now! ;o)

I know you want to vote for ALL these sexy GIF's, but try to limit yourself to five or six. Click the pictures to see the animated GIF's. Have fun!

Hot Coffee (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:20:00 +0000

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How hot is your coffee?

The last time Jane had a birthday I poked around online for a gift that was personal, functional, and would plant sexy thoughts in her head nearly every day. That's a tall order. Luckily, I found something that fit the bill and also fit a Venti Latte.

Jane's "Coffee Corset" is practical and spares cardboard waste... but she uses it in her most comfortable and personal moments and it is a sexy conversation piece too!

I found it on Etsy.com and it is handmade by Jenn Gee. Jane was thrilled to get it and keeps it tucked into her purse, her Starbuck's habit fully endorsed, and her sexy persona cozily satisfied. We really like Jenn Gee's creations and if you ever contact her tell her that Dick and Jane sent you! (Thanks again Jenn!)

Jane Tries a New Position (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:35:00 +0000

Jane recently accepted a promotion in the medical office where she works as a nurse. It was an on-the-spot offer based on observed performance, was well deserved... and has me playing out long held nurse fantasies in my head.

She will be able to give up her other job that takes her away from home overnight twice a week and Sundays. That means a better sleep schedule, less fatigue, and more nights naked in bed with me.

When I ask her to bring home one of those sexy nurse hats from work she just rolls her eyes. And every time I mention her new position she corrects me... apparently I'm getting the emphasis wrong. "It's Head Nurse" she says, not "Head Nurse". Whatever. She's a Nurse and she gives me head, I know the truth.

The Best Things in Life Are Naked (Dick)

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 05:24:00 +0000

I just celebrated another birthday, it was a fun weekend with the kids and I got some nice gifts... but tucked into a birthday card from Jane was a note for my eyes only. She has planned a weekend getaway for the two of us, no kids, no distractions, just us.

Before you assume it will be a weekend yawner of handheld walks, meaningful talks, and romantic embraces... you should take notice that it was MY birthday! Sure, there will be those warm and fuzzy things but the rest of Jane's note said she'd be packing her "Fuck You in the Ass Boots". She really knows how to deliver!

The boots are more than just boots, they are shorthand for a whole package that includes; lingerie, a strap-on, and a sexy persona that leaves me breathless (and gasping). It's a side of Jane I see far too infrequently and she's now mine for an entire, uninterrupted weekend of sexy fun.

Jane is the best birthday gift because she is what I want more than anything; her time, her attention, her desire, her shaved pussy... and her boots, her sexy fucking boots. Wish me luck, I'll fill you in later!

Total Plunge Aluminum Cock Ring (Gear Essentials)

Dick — Mon, 21 May 2012 21:38:00 +0000

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Total Plunge is a solid and very shiny aluminum cock ring designed to fit around the shaft and balls. Its impressive presence restricts blood flow out of the penis making for firmer, longer lasting erections. Simple to use and easy to love.

What I Really Liked

It looks awesome, it works well, and is built to last a lifetime. There's not much to argue with here; no batteries, no moving parts, no questionable materials, just artful simplicity and, as Leonardo said, "simplicity is the ultimate sophistication".

Physical Description

The diameter of this ring is dictated by the size ordered; 1¾" - 2⅛". The band is ¼" thick, nearly an inch wide, and decorated with 8 dimples. Made of aluminum, this ring is quite light in weight... a departure from Gear Essentials' original line of hefty stainless steel rings. It comes packaged in a re-usable aluminum tin padded with foam which is great for storage.

How To Use It

While flaccid... slip your balls through the ring first then tuck your dick through, slide the ring up securely against your pelvic bone, and then do whatever it takes to get yourself hard. Easy.

The ring will restrict blood flow in the veins leading out of your dick while the deeper arteries continue to bring fresh blood in. Don't worry, the blood can still escape it just needs a little more pressure behind it, hence the harder erection. When your arousal wains so will your hard on.

Sizing is important. You need a ring snug enough to hug... but not so snug that you need help from your local fire department to remove it. No worries, the Gear Essentials website has a helpful sizing guide with simple instructions to ensure the right fit. I measured myself and calculated I needed a size larger than any available... I ordered anyway and found my ring to be plenty big. In fact, the recommended calculation might be a tad conservative. The Total Plunge is my third ring and I asked for a smaller size this time... I actually like its fit better. Do the recommended measurement and don't worry about the ring being too small.

My Experience

Most sex products marketed to men are masturbatory, fitting a need to satisfy self. I really like my metal cock rings because they help me have better sex with my partner, which beats masturbation hands down (pun intended).

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This ring, Total Plunge, is unlike my others because of its light weight. Stainless Steel rings are heavy, which I really like, but when worn casually (not for sex) gravity tends to reposition steel rings disadvantageously. Aluminum solves this problem, it stays put and I hardly know its there. It also has a lesser thermal density meaning that it doesn't feel as cold when I first put it on.

During sex this shiny beauty does its job without getting in the way. It looks cool too... Jane told me it looked like my dick was wearing a collar. LOL! Perhaps betraying her desire to be master of my cock. I stayed good and hard, even a tad purple-ish, and removed the ring afterward without any difficulty. My new Total Plunge cock ring is a winner!

Care and Cleaning

Aluminum is a soft metal and will scratch (like even on your zipper) so treat it with care or the bright shine of this ring will show the wear. Simple clean up with soap and water is all that is needed, dry it with a towel, and store it in its special tin. If you are concerned about germs, boiling the ring to sterilize will not harm it.

Thank you to Gear Essentials for providing this product to me at no cost in exchange for an honest review!

TOR II - Vibrating Cock Ring (Lelo)

Dick — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:44:00 +0000

The Lelo TOR II is a high-end, vibrating cock ring. Waterproof, rechargeable, silicone, and with 6 speeds, it is a shared pleasure for playful couples. Lelo is a brand we love and they did not disappoint with the revamped TOR II.

What We Really Liked
• Strong vibration for its size
• Designed to enhance sex
• Quality manufacture
• Waterproof, rechargeable

Physical Description

The TOR II is a seamless, body-safe silicone ring with an embedded, multi-speed vibrator. The waterproof construction contains two raised buttons for on/off and vibration control as well as a port for recharging with an included transformer. The silicone is soft to the touch, strong enough to endure some stretching, and suitably elastic to provide a gentle squeeze.

It's Li-Ion battery charges up fully in about 2 hours, will operate up to 1.5 hours, and drives a vibrator 100% more powerful than in any similar product.

How To Use It

This cock ring is sized to encircle the base of the penile shaft (not around the balls too). Stretch it open a bit and slide your dick through, a little lube is recommended. The vibrating side of the ring can be positioned above or below the shaft, whichever is ideal to target your partner's clitoris in your position of choice.

Our Experience

The Green Lantern... that's the image that kept going through my head. A green ring of great power, capable of bringing imagination into reality by enabling its wearer to create solid constructs. Just how will I wield this awesome power and will it be for good or evil? LOL

Jane's and my experience was not suitable for the pages of a comic book, but the ring WAS powerful and it certainly helped create something solid in the real world. It makes my erection harder, turns my dick into a vibrator, and during full penetration unleashes its power directly into Jane's clitoris.

One of Jane's old favorite positions is Cowgirl and this is how we best enjoy the TOR II. With her on top, she has the control to best grind her clit against the vibrating body of the ring. At higher vibration settings, the vibrations can be felt (by both of us) down the full length of my shaft. It's a great feeling.

We really like the TOR II. It's simple to put on, simple to operate, and is a toy designed specifically to enhance the sex we have together. So many products in the industry are intended for solo use, it is a pleasure to find one which gives us both pleasure while we're enjoying each other. We have other vibes intended for use during sex (like the We-Vibe) but we greatly prefer the TOR II.

Care and Cleaning

As with all silicone toys, do not use silicone based lube or it will permanently damage the TOR II. The ring is waterproof so clean up is quite easy with soap and water. For added peace of mind you could use antibacterial soap but I would not suggest the dishwasher or boiling water as sanitation or sterilization techniques.

Every Lelo toy ships with a Satin storage bag for discreet storage and/or to keep the material safe from contact damage. The rechargeable Li-Ion battery can be stored fully charged for up to 90 days.

Where to Buy

You can pick up a TOR II at Eden Fantasys or, even better, in our store Sex Toys for Sexy Couples. BONUS: If you share this review on Facebook, Twitter, your blog, or anywhere else online, we'll send you a 15% off coupon for our store. Just contact us and tell us where you shared it. Thanks!

Thank you to Lelo for providing this product to us at no cost in exchange for an honest review!

The Orion (Boris & Doris Custom Toy Store)

Dick — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 11:33:00 +0000

The Orion

The Orion is a hand crafted, double ended, Stainless Steel tool designed for solo use as a G-Spot toy. Its versatility, however, is immediately apparent in its dual-sided shape which lends itself well to other uses by both women and men.

What We Really Liked
• Stainless Steel Material
• Multipurpose Features
• No Batteries, Lasts Forever

Physical Description

Crafted of solid Stainless Steel, the total length of The Orion is 9.5" and it weighs 12 ounces. A 45° degree curvature at one end leads to a single bulb shape with a 1" diameter (the tool's widest point). The other end has a series of 7 bulbs in tight succession, their size ranges from 0.5" to 0.94". The density of this tool, along with its highly polished finish, make it a pleasure to handle.

Care and Cleaning

The high polish on this tool makes it susceptible to scratching, care should be taken to avoid contact with hard materials which include jewelry (like rings) and bathroom faucets. Scratches in steel toys can produce micro-abrasions in delicate tissue, which could then introduce bacteria to the bloodstream. It's a low risk and is easily avoided with proper care.

If you do not have concerns about disease transmission, simple soap and water cleanup is sufficient. Stainless Steel also lends itself well to all manner of sanitizing including alcohol, dishwashers, and boiling. Just be mindful of physical insult to the toy (i.e. bumping against the side of a boiling pot) which could scratch the finish.

Our Experience

We both really like Stainless Steel toys in large part due to the material's thermal density. Warm it up or cool it down, toys of steel hold their temperature very well which is good for temperature play. A polished finish makes steel very slick with just a little lube, it is durable, cleans easily, and never disappoints.

The Orion's longer, more bumpy side makes an exceptional anal toy which Dick used on Jane while performing oral sex. Like anal beads but far better, a slow insertion and removal provides exquisite anal sensation, this lead to a very intense orgasm for Jane. Dick is anxiously awaiting his turn for the same oral/anal treatment, he admits to having a bit of lust for this toy.

The shorter side with the single bulb (the largest diameter) has a very clear purpose to provide focused pressure on the G-Spot and it does this very well for both solo use and partner play. The toy's angle makes it easy, though if you get lube on the "handle" side the job get a bit tougher. If you're goal is to squirt (or learn to) The Orion is an excellent choice!

We would be remiss if we failed to also mention the P-Spot (prostate) application of this tool as well. Just like use on the G-Spot, The Orion's angle is great for both solo and partner use. It is solid, unyielding, and provides pressure of fantastic quality which is easily manipulated with a hand. Do it for your health and/or do it because it feels incredible, but with this tool in your ass a great blended orgasm is almost assured.

Other Items of Note

Each Orion is hand crafted on a Lathe by Boris (of Boris & Doris) and shipped in a Muslin (cotton) storage bag. We really appreciate the personal feel of their small business venture and it contributes to our affection for their products. Doris is also a seamstress and makes deluxe storage bags which can be purchased separately.

Should your Stainless Steel toy become damaged (like scratched) Boris with repair it for you once at no cost. This is an excellent offer of support and reflects the very personal nature of their business. For this, and other reasons, we recommend The Orion (and their other Stainless Steel Sex Toys) very highly.

Thank you to Boris & Doris for providing this product to us at no cost in exchange for an honest review!

Tantus B-Bomb: Vibrating Anal Plug

Dick — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:04:00 +0000

The Tantus B-Bomb is a medium sized anal plug good for use by anyone from novice to expert in anal play. Made of soft silicone, it is semi-rigid and forgiving to your body but still firm enough to make insertion very easy. Its shape is both considerate to your anus and filling for your rectum.

What I Really Liked
• Made of body safe soft silicone
• Comfortable insertion, filling shape
• Easy to clean

Physical Description

The B-Bomb is made of soft silicone with tapered tip, insertable length is 3¼", widest diameter is 1¼", neck diameter is ⅞". Unit includes a waterproof, watch battery powered, vibrator that inserts into the base of the plug. Vibrating bullet has single speed on/off capability.

Function

B-Bomb is a plug which is inserted anally and can be retained with muscular control. The base has a gentle slope which is comfortable for your butt cheeks, permitting you to sit with the unit inserted without undue discomfort. Battery powered, water proof bullet slides into base (with a little lube) and delivers vibration throughout the silicone plug.

Care and Cleaning

Silicone material necessitates non-silicone lube (water based is recommended) and cleanup is easy with warm soap and water though it is also dishwasher safe, boilable, and bleachable. Store out of direct contact with other silicone toys.

My Experience

Insertion is as easy and comfortable as you could expect from a medium sized plug. It is very nice for brief or extended wear while sitting, though I found it difficult to keep in while standing or walking. During sex I was unable to retain this plug without assistance from a hand; partly due to the relatively similar diameter of neck and body, partly due to sloped sides of the flared base.

Vibration from the waterproof bullet is high intensity buzz and is either on or off. The silicone material transfers the physical vibration well while at the same time dampening the intensity. Sitting on the plug with the vibe in place will activate the power button. I find the extra stimulation from the bullet pleasant but have used it sparingly. There is no obvious prostatic pleasure for me from this plug, its benefit is derived from simple anal and rectal displacement... which can be very enjoyable.

This is a well made silicone butt plug capable of delivering great pleasure. Don't expect the B-Bomb by Tantus to stay in on its own without focused anal retention or external physical help. It is an ideal size for those that appreciate a filling feeling, and is the best shape for insertion and removal I have experienced to date.

Lelo Billy - Vibrating Prostate Massager

Dick — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 01:31:00 +0000

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The Lelo Billy is a vibrating prostate stimulator which has more than satisfied my envy of Jane's Lelo toys for ladies. It's gentle when you want it, strong when you need it, versatile, long lasting, rechargeable... I am nothing but impressed.

What I Really Liked

• Rumbles (not buzzes) with good power
• Rechargeable and goes for hours
• Silicone texture/properties are ideal
• Quiet even when turned up
• Versatile use as general massager
• Girth and angle are great for P-Spot

Physical Description

At 6.5" in length (4" insertable) and 1.12" in diameter, the Billy is moderately sized and very comfortably inserted. A modest curve in the body permits easy focus on the prostate without being overly aggressive. The business end is made of silky smooth body safe silicone which has a matte texture that lube clings to (but is easily cleaned).

It comes packaged in Lelo's signature box (very nice presentation), which is suitable for storage, and comes with a charger, satin storage bag, warranty booklet, and operator's manual.

Function

The Billy's controller is a depressible disk on the unit face with 4 options; vibration intensity up/down, and mode selection up/down. There are 5 modes to choose from which include; pulsing of varying speeds, waves of vibration, and constant vibe. Each mode can be fine tuned in any of 7 available speeds which range from gentle hum to intense rumble.

Unit is easily rechargeable and includes a lit LED ring around the control disk that indicates; low battery, active charging, and a full charge. Complete charge takes a little over an hour and (in my experience) the vibrator operates continuously for more than two hours before need for recharge. Billy's Li-ion battey (like the one in your cell phone) does not require any special care like the NiCad battery in your cordless drill. Leave it plugged in, let it run down, whatever.

Your prostate is the obvious target for this toy, but it also serves very well wherever vibration can be appreciated. For me, the perineum and frenulum also respond very well to the Billy.

Care and Cleaning

This toy is made of silicone so use of silicone based lubes will damage it. The manufacturer recommends water based lubes only.

The Billy is not waterproof, that is to say it is not submersible. Therefore you must take some caution when cleaning it to avoid the charging port, which is covered by a soft plastic tab. I have found cleaning with warm soap and water to be very easy. Storage in the included satin drawstring pouch will ensure your toy's material integrity.

My Experience

Consistent with other prostate simulators I've used, the effect on my prostate is slow to build; at first it's a challenge to focus beyond the anal aspects, but as arousal progresses prostate sensation becomes more consuming. Where Billy goes beyond the others is its power... as my need for stimulation increases the adjustable vibration and modes of operation deliver!

The Billy is insertable but is not meant as a stay-put plug so you'll need to keep one hand on the unit to prevent an undesired exit. I found solo play with Billy while also masturbating a bit positionally awkward (due to the hands-on requirement) but I got over that quickly. The orgasms I have with Billy are quality enough to forgive any shortfalls.

Vibration from the Billy is focused and penetrating. When inserted anally and focused on my prostate, Jane noted that she could feel the vibration all the way through the tip of my dick.

While great for prostate massage, I found this power alluring for perineum and frenulum massage as well. Sitting on the vibrating Billy while it lays flat beneath my perineum is a distracting and comforting sensation while sitting at the PC or watching a movie. I've used it to tease out throbbing responses from the head of my dick and I've grasped it lengthwise astride my cock to stroke myself with its persistent rumbling. All very good, I assure you.

A minimal amount of water based lube glides onto Billy's matte textured silicone and stays put. A light sheen is all that's needed for comfortable insertion. The silicone itself has a silky smooth feel to it, not tacky like some silicone toys, it cleans easily, and does not attract lint like I've come to expect from the material. I don't know what Lelo did different than everyone else, but their silicone is great!

The Billy is a fantastic toy and rising quickly in the ranks of my top favorites for masturbation. I haven't recruited Jane to use the toy on me [yet] but I expect to soon. A blow job while her hand works control of the Billy on my prostate would be extraordinary.

Lelo warranties the quality of my Billy for a full year. And for 10 YEARS they guarantee it will continue to satisfy without defect, promising a generous trade-in if it falters. I'm deeply satisfied with (and by) this product and cannot recommend it highly enough to those who appreciate prostate play.

The New (More Powerful) Lelo Mia

Jane — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:10:00 +0000

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The newest Lelo Mia is beautifully crafted, sleek, innovative, and a powerful bullet-type vibe by Lelo, well-known maker of luxury pleasure objects. This new version of the Mia boasts twice the power of its predecessor!

Physical Description

Made of "body safe" silicone with a silky smooth gloss finish, she feels like hard plastic. Styled to resemble a tube of lipstick, she is discreet enough to take (or store) anywhere!

More than that, this deceptively powerful vibrator is USB chargeable... making her good for travel or a quick recharge anywhere you find a computer. If you have an iPhone, you already have a wall adapter which would work as well. The Mia comes with a USB extension cord but, plugged directly into a USB port, she looks like a sleek flash drive.

The Mia is packaged is Lelo's signature gift box along with a USB extension cord, user manual, warranty information, and slick white satin storage bag.

Function

Unlike other bullet vibes I've owned the Mia's variable speed is truly infinitely variable, meaning that the power does not step up or down in short jumps but rolls smoothly from low to high and back again. And she's quiet for a vibe of her strength!

Her lowest setting is pleasant and soothing but crank her all the way up and the vibes are powerfully intense while not being an over the top buzz kill. Also unique for a bullet vibe is her 3 different pulsing options, offering even more variety and pleasure.

Mia is simple to operate; push the plus button to turn her up, push the minus button to turn her down (and off). To activate the pulsing modes turn her all the way up then press and hold the plus button for 2 seconds, press the plus button again to change modes. She has a quick pulse, a medium pulse, and a short rapid pulse in addition to a constant vibration setting. The controls are easily accessible during play and you can lock the Mia, by holding the plus and minus buttons at the same time, before tossing it in your purse or slipping it in your pocket.

The battery lasted well over two hours on medium speed in my tests and took about an hour and a half to recharge completely. An LED light on the vibe tells you when the battery is low, charging, and fully charged.

Care and Cleaning

Since Mia is made of silicone it is advisable not to use silicone lubes as this may damage her finish. Mia should be cleaned with warm soap & water though she is not submersible, the USB port should not get wet. I was a little leery of getting her wet at first but the cap's seal seems to keep the inside dry during cleaning.

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Storage
Mia comes with a satin storage bag but she's equally at home in plain view thanks to her whimsical styling. Keep her in your purse, makeup bag, bathroom drawer, wherever a tube of lipstick would comfortably call home.

My Experience

I've owned many bullet vibes over the years and I have to say, Mia is by far the most impressive I have ever used. That said...when I get a new toy, my first test is to see how easily it will get me off. I came quickly with Mia on a medium-high speed. On another occasion, I took some time and really put her to the test with some slow solo play trying out all of her features. She did not disappoint! Dick and I also tried her out together during sex, she was not obtrusive and was great for clitoral stimulation during penetrative sex in a variety of positions.

Mia is fairly quiet which I can attest to in 2 ways. I had her in my pants carrying on a conversation with Dick and he had no idea she was in there. I also put her in my pants sitting at a busy rec center (while our kids were swimming) and felt comfortable that no one around me knew what I was up to. ;o)

All Lelo products (Mia is no exception) come with a 1 year warranty which assures they will operate without flaw for the first year... this seems generous to me. In addition, Lelo guarantees their products for up to 10 years in the form of a trade-in exchange (50% value) for defective products. Nice!

I am very excited to have added the Lelo Mia to my collection of toys, her variable speed, size, versatility, and discreet nature make her a must have!

Thank you to the good folks at Lelo for providing this product to us at no cost in exchange for an honest review!

Aneros MGX

Dick — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:56:00 +0000

Physical Description
The Aneros MGX is rigid plastic, 4¼" insertable length, and angled modestly to target the prostate. Upward curving tab contacts (and applies pressure to) the perineum, opposite curled arm acts as handle for removal.

Material
Smooth, non-porous plastic. Phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, food-grade material, and latex free. Can be used with water, oil, or silicon based lubricants. Safe to store with toys of other materials.

Function
Developed as a medical device for treatment and prevention of prostatitus, this patented device is now marketed for sexual pleasure as well. When inserted anally, the length and angle are just right to provide modest pressure on the prostate. The neck of the Aneros is such that contractions of the anal sphincter pull the device inward. With the perineum tab acting as an anchor point, this inward motion translates into forward pressure against the prostate. Operation is hands-free.

Rhythmic contractions of your ass muscles produce a massaging effect on the prostate that can lead to incredible orgasm and improved ejaculate volume. Successful use of this product requires extended sessions (30 minutes plus) with an almost meditative focus. As arousal peaks, anal contractions can become involuntary and more rapid. Many users report orgasm is possible without any penis stimulation.

Cleaning
Cleaning is simple with soap and water, alcohol, or boiling. Pat dry, no special care required.

My Experience
This is not my first Aneros product, I previously had the smaller Helix which helped me discover the pleasure in prostate massage. It was a gentle teacher, brought some incredible orgasms, and improved the strength and intensity of my ejaculations (even when not in use). However, it had an aggravating flaw and I eventually discarded it. The perineum tab was small and thin and as it applied continual pressure to a very sensitive area it began to feel like a plastic knife stabbing me (painful). The device could only be used if I placed something between it and me, in most cases it was a cotton cosmetic disc (it's nice to have a wife around). This only delayed the inevitable discomfort however.

The Aneros MGX is slightly larger than the Helix, which gives it a more filling feeling and less internal movement. Aneros recommends the Helix for first time users and the MGX for more experienced men. I found the MGX to be equally effective as the smaller Helix and I appreciate the fuller sensation provided by the larger size. The perineum tab is larger too... I hoped it would deliver pleasant pressure instead of pain, but it didn't. Benefit of the tab's slightly larger profile is completely negated by its more aggressive posture which unforgivingly buries itself in a very tender spot.

I get great pleasure from the MGX but only in conjunction with a toy stolen from my children. The toy is called a "popper" and looks like half of a hollow rubber ball, it's flexible, fits nicely over the Aneros' perineum tab, and stays put during use.

The MGX is a great device capable of delivering intense pleasure during masturbation or sex with a partner. It's healthy for your prostate, is good training for prostate pleasure, and improves the strength of pelvic floor muscles.

Tantus Ryder

Dick — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:34:00 +0000

Physical Description
The Tantus Ryder is soft silicone anal plug, 3¾" insertable length, 1½" diameter. Designed to slide in easily and narrow neck prevents it from slipping out while you reach orgasm.

Material
The Ryder is made of 100% medical grade silicone, is flexible, hypoallergenic, and warms to the body.

Function
Inserts fairly easily with non-silicone based lube. I found the size to be larger than I expected and need a little warm up to accommodate its girth. Once in, the plug provides a pleasant, full feeling, stays put, and the flared base fits comfortably between the cheeks.

Cleaning
Plug is boilable, bleachable in a 10% solution, and dishwasher safe.

Our Experience
The Ryder is exactly what I want in a butt plug; comfortable going in and out, stays put, filling, and easy to clean. Extended wear (more than about an hour) can result in some discomfort between the cheeks where the rectangular base contacts your sensitive parts. This seems to be common for many butt plugs and is easily forgiven in light of the Ryder's many desirable qualities.

When I (Dick) wore the Ryder during sex with Jane the feeling of fullness, and the added rhythmic pressure against my prostate during pelvic driven thrusting, was great! I had an incredible orgasm, much more intense than I have without the plug in.

When Jane wore the Ryder during vaginal sex she also experienced a greater sense of fullness, had an enhanced orgasm, and I benefited from a noticeably tighter ride.

Overall, we give the Ryder high marks and expect to use it again and again.

Fukuoku Twist and Shout Review

Jane — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:01:00 +0000

At first sight the Fukuoku Twist and Shout looks like a fun toy. In general, the Fukuoku Twist and Shout appears to be well constructed. The control is on the end of the dildo so it's wireless, and takes 4 AA batteries.

The box claims that the cover material is 100% surgical grade silicone and promises to be phalate free. It's soft and doesn't have any nasty plasticy odor, I love the color too (purple just happens to be my favorite color).

This toy features a dildo which is a nice length and diameter and has lots of stimulating ridges. It also has a clit vibrator. There are 3 functions to play with; the dildo rotates in 11 variations, and also vibrates in 11 different variations, the clit vibrator...well, vibrates also in 11 variations. The box claims 12 vibration and 12 spin patterns. I counted 11 with the 12th option perhpaps being off. All the variations make this a fun toy to play and experiment with. It also claims to be programmable, and comes with easy to follow directions. I find it more fun to manually play around with its possibilities but may end up coming up with a program as I develop favorites.

I am not particularly fond of the dildo twisting feature. I find it to be noisy and distracting, and I can't say it really adds anything to the experience for me. I actually leave that feature off. I do rather enjoy the vibrating feature of the dildo however; and as I said, like playing with all the different variations. The dildo is also good for thrusting, the ridges provide nice internal stimulation.

The clit vibrator is the best part of this toy in my opinion, however; I did find the need to modify this feature a bit. It had a pointy extention fin-type thingy that I found to be rather uncomfortable, but after it's removal (simply with an exacto knife), it was awesome. It offers a pretty powerful buzz and the different variations are incredible! Again, very fun to play with. My favorite variation starts out strong and gradually gets weaker until it's gone and then starts over again. You get an "edging", teasing effect, which I happen to be a huge fan of. OMG!! I found the controls a little hard to reach, but once you have your program set, it stays inserted pretty well, so you can just lay back and let it do it's thing.

It is very easy to clean, seems to be withstanding frequent washing and it appears that the battery compartment stays dry. Overall, this is a very enjoyable toy and is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

Sex Is Fun (New and Improved by GreatSexGames.com)

Dick — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:05:00 +0000

We previously reviewed card game Sex Is Fun and have since received an improved version from the game maker. There have been modest improvements to the game content, a HUGE upgrade to the game's aesthetics, and now it even costs less!

Version Improvements
This iteration of the Sex Is Fun Card Game is clearly a class above its predecessor in terms of quality and reflects the pride of its creator. Some of the many improvements include:

Thicker (stiffer) and glossier cards
A sturdy box to store the game in
Twice as many yellow (Sexy Surprise) cards
Clearer direction for optional wagering play
And best of all... original art covers everything!!

We are very impressed with the new production quality of this game and surprised that the upscale improvements are accompanied by a lower price. This is really a great game!

Physical Description
Two decks of 54 playing cards each (his and hers) with 2 pages of written instructions. Paper quality is superb and on par with what you'd expect from a really nice deck of playing cards. Printing quality is excellent and color is vivid. Original artwork is very good, playful, and not sexually graphic. Play requires a not-included score keeping mechanism (i.e. poker chips).
See sample card images here

Basic Rules
The game consists of two decks; one for him, and one for her. Each gets sub-divided into 6 categories and players take turns drawing cards and following printed instructions. Points are earned for knowing or predicting your partner's responses as well as for strategic play. Length of game depends on your chosen scoring goals and can last from less than an hour to several weeks.

Unique Features
This game has a playfully competitive twist that we have not seen in other adult games, strategy borrows from poker and includes bluffing and wagers. Game focus is not solely about initiating sexual activity and promotes sexual discussion and discovery (sex will follow though, trust us!).

Target Audience
This is a game of intimate sexual exploration and discovery. Couples still learning about each other, or who need a catalyst for intimate discussion, will find this game both fun and useful for sexual exploration with each other. Couples in long term relationships (like we are) who are already openly communicative about sex and desire may not experience the full potential of this game.

Down Sides
Because this game is intended to spawn communication and learning between couples, it runs a short trip to obsolescence for any given couple. However, with some creativity on the part of players, we can see that repeated play might be redirected to initiating activity in unpredictable ways.

Our Experience
Jane and I have been married for 16 years and talk openly about sexual topics with each other so this game did not really push any boundaries or open any new doors for us. Still... there were funny and surprising things we learned about each other that have since come back as playful jabs and inside jokes.

Disclaimer: Dick and Jane received this product free of cost in exchange for an honest review.
We get no commission for its sale from GreatSexGames.com.

Fleshlight Ribbed

Dick — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:57:00 +0000

Physical Description
The Fleshlight Ribbed is a rigid, plastic encased masturbation sleeve made of patented Superskin® material. Total length is 10", will accommodate a full shaft up to 8", and is easily gripped with a single hand. The entry of this model's sleeve is formed to resemble a labia and its inner chamber is textured with modest ribbing.

It's in the shape of a flashlight but the effect is more whimsy than practical camouflage. The unit consists of two main parts; the rigid exterior, and a floppy removable sleeve which can be replaced or interchanged with a different Fleshlight style.

Material
Sleeve insert is Phthalates and Latex free, has a realistic velvety feel, no discernable odor, and excellent elastic quality. Manufacturer suggests using only water based lubes.

The touch of this material is seductive and its "lips" feel almost identical to my earlobe when rolled between thumb and forefinger. Although I would have been a bit embarrassed if anyone walked in on me during this test... I nibbled on the labia with my lips and can tell you they are a bit firmer than my wife's inner labia but softer than her outer.

Function
Entry is easy and tightness of the sleeve is realistic. The opposite end of the Fleshlight's case has a screw cap which can be adjusted to permit or restrict air flow (though it does not seal completely). This adjustment feature works well and provides variation I have not seen in similar products. The Fleshlight can be used as traditional stroker or held in a fixed position to accommodate thrusting.

Cleaning

Manufacturer recommends rinsing clean with water and the optional use of isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol if desired. Soaps and/or excessive heat (i.e. boiling) are purportedly deleterious to the Superskin® material. Sprinkling with corn starch is recommended to prevent surface tackiness.

I found cleaning per instruction to be simple and easy. Less straightforward, however, is drying which seems essential to me since the sleeve is housed in a nearly air-tight container. Coating a "rinsed" sex toy in corn starch (complex sugar) and then storing it wet in a sealed container sounds like a recipe for future wiener-rash if you ask me.

My advice is to rinse it really well with very warm water (with pressure if possible), much of semen is not water soluble so you'll be depending on mechanical lifting by the water. Then pour some alcohol through the center... it will kill bacteria yes, but more importantly, it acts as a drying agent by chasing the water away and evaporating quickly.

After cleaning, the material will be very sticky so use the cornstarch!

My Experience
My Fleshlight's disembodied vulva is oddly, embarrassingly, arousing on some primitive level. It looks like a pussy, it feels remarkably like a pussy, and despite my higher brain's acknowledgement that it is inanimate... it sure is fun to play with! Not to mention that it swallows my entire cock, feels incredibly good, and is incapable of saying "not tonight".

The ribs internal to this model can be easily distinguished with inserted fingertips but are not entirely obvious once stretched around an erect cock. When masturbating, the ribs are most noticeable by the sound they make... sort of like fingers running up and down the teeth of a comb, not obviously enhanced stimulation.

Still... I found NO trouble enjoying this product and will continue to do so. It satisfies!

Other Notes
Her name is Hot Lips. She's a bit colder than the real thing but she is far more versatile! I took her insert into the shower with me for cleaning, where I have a handheld showerhead that is more like a hose than anything, filled her Superskin® vagina from the backend and let it run out the front so it looked like she was peeing. LOL! When my wife, Jane, got in the shower with us Hot Lips got so excited she squirted all over Jane. ;o)

Despite recommendation, I used a mild glycerin based bar soap to clean her. The sleeve cannot be turned inside out (invaginated) so this also gave me good opportunity to explore my fisting fantasy... to Jane's great relief.

And while you should never blow air into a real vagina, I can blow Hot Lips up like a balloon!

Unpredictable (GreatSexGames.com)

Dick — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:39:00 +0000

Physical Description
Deck of 53 playing cards plus one card with written instructions. Paper quality is excellent, on par with what you'd expect from any good deck of playing cards, and printing is top-notch! Production quality is really very good.

The artwork on these cards is cartoony and fun, bodies are depicted with somewhat realistic proportion, and the style is whimsical and light-hearted. You'll laugh before ever playing the game... just flipping through the deck.

You can see sample cards here but the backs of the cards are worthy of praise as well. They resemble classic playing cards but a closer look reveals artfully done, suggestive imagery. Too funny!

Basics of Game Play
Each card in the deck depicts a single, distinct sexual act and the deck consists of four basic groups of sexual activity; foreplay, coreplay, intercourse, and afterplay. Rules included suggest a semi-random selection of cards by each party and then a final, shared, pairing of those selected down to an agreed upon four. That's when the sex begins...your fate is in the cards.

Of course, with a willing partner and a fistful of 53 distinct sex acts, the rules are your own to make. Just in case you're not the creative type, the creative game makers came up with some alternate rules to keep you entertained.

Target Audience
The game involves mostly vanilla-type sex and ranges from mild to wild. The suggested rules set a light-hearted and cooperative tone which gives room for boundary exploration while still providing a safe "out" for the less adventurous.

New couples still learning about each other, or those who need a platform for discussion, will get a lot out of this playful game. Long-term relationships could also benefit from this type of play... it takes all your regular routines, tosses in some stuff you tried once years ago, sprinkles a little spice, and throws it all in the blender. What comes out is, well... unpredictable.

Our Experience
We laughed. We flipped through all the cards together and chuckled at the art. We played by the rules, came up with sexy combinations of our favorite exchanges, and found new gems tucked inside the deck we can't wait to try. Next time we play, we'll mix up the rules for even more variety. I expect it will be quite some time before this deck of fun wears out its usefulness.

Disclaimer: Dick and Jane received this product free of cost in exchange for an honest review.
We get no commission for its sale from GreatSexGames.com.

Sex Is Fun (GreatSexGames.com)

Dick — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:54:00 +0000

Physical Description
Deck of 100 playing cards with 2 pages of written instructions. Paper quality is excellent and on par with what you'd expect from any good deck of playing cards. Printing quality is fair with some notable color variation and a few miscuts. Play requires a not-included score keeping mechanism (i.e. poker chips). See sample card images here.

Basic Rules
The deck gets divided in two, half the deck for him and half for her, then sub-divided further into 6 categories for each player. Players take turns drawing cards and following printed instructions. Points are earned for knowing or predicting your partner's responses as well as for strategic play. Length of game depends on your chosen scoring goals and can last from less than an hour to several weeks. See written rules sheet here.

Unique Features
This game has a playfully competitive twist that I have not seen in other adult games, strategy borrows from poker and includes bluffing and wagers. Game focus is not about initiating sexual activity but rather sexual discussion and discovery (sex will follow though, trust me!).

Target Audience
As the game title's subtext states, this is "a game of intimate sexual discovery". Couples still learning about each other or who need a catalyst for intimate discussion will find this game both fun and useful for sexual exploration with each other. Couples in long term relationships (like we are) who are already openly communicative about sex and desire may not experience the full potential of this game.

Down Sides
Because this game is intended to spawn communication and learning between couples, it runs a short trip to obsolescence for any given couple. However, with some creativity on the part of players I can see that repeated play might be redirected to initiating activity in unpredictable ways.
At $50 the retail price is on par with decent sex toys (which this is) but seems a little steep for a deck of cards. I suspect production cost is high. I've done my share of printing and when I consider that Sex Is Fun is 5 cents per card the retail price doesn't sound that unreasonable to me.

Our Experience
Jane and I have been married for 16 years and talk openly about sexual topics with each other so this game did not really push any boundaries or open any new doors for us. Still... there were funny and surprising things we learned about each other that have since come back as playful jabs and inside jokes.

Disclaimer: Dick and Jane received this product free of cost in exchange for an honest review.
We get no commission for its sale from GreatSexGames.com.

Tool Box (Doc Johnson)

Dick — Sun, 02 May 2010 09:02:00 +0000

Physical Description
This sleeve is on the short side (for a sleeve) at 4 inches and makes no pretense that the head of your dick will not pop out of the end while stroking. The opening on one end is larger than the other, which eases entry into the sleeve, and I actually enjoyed the feeling of exiting the smaller end which provided great sensation for my glans and frenulum. Also, if you turn the sleeve around and enter the smaller end there is a nice tight ring that slides up and down your shaft which I though felt a bit like anal sex.

The inside of the sleeve is covered with small bumps meant to create added sensation. Between the soft nature of the material and the stretch it endured to accommodate me, the texture was almost unnoticeable.

The outside of the sleeve has three prominent ridges which fit in the spaces between the four fingers of your hand, this makes for a solid grip even if you have managed to get some lube on your hands. And if you flip the sleeve inside out and fuck it that way the extra bumps really add to the experience. I actually prefer to use it this way.

Material / Texture
The sleeve is made from, what Doc Johnson calls, "UR3" which I believe denotes the 3rd generation of Doc Johnson's Ultra-Realistic line. It is soft to the touch, very elastic, yet firm enough to support its own weight without becoming misshapen.

Out of the box, the material is not tacky at all and has an odor that I can only describe as "rubberized vanilla". After washing thoroughly with soap the odor is still present and the material becomes slightly tacky. Enclosed instructions indicate talcum powder can be used to prevent this.

Usage and Variations
The Tool Box is a masturbation sleeve meant for solo or partner play. It fits comfortably in one hand and has a seductive feel to it which makes handling it fun. Slide it up and down your shaft or pivot it in circles around the head and you'll come in no time.

There are not many "other uses" for the toy but enjoyable variations include; entering it from the other (wrong) end, or flipping it inside out... both worth trying!

It is stretchy enough that you could probably get two dicks inside of it. Also, with both ends of the sleeve open, two guys could go tip-to-tip and stroke each other with a single motion.

Personal Experience
I have used and enjoyed the sleeve several times and even reached for it recently for relief after testing a truly awful sleeve by another maker. I like that this sleeve is on the small side (not tight, just minimal) and offers variation of use. Some masturbation sleeves have a rigid plastic shell (like the Fleshlight) but the Toy Box's design allows me to control tightness with my grip.

Care and Maintenance
The material is safe to use with water and silicone based lubes. Oddly, when I used silicone lubes the slipperiness seemed to diminish and I had to re-apply. Water-based lube Liquid Silk worked best for me.

Cleanup is simple and easy with water and soap, the sleeve turns inside out to allow for thorough cleaning. Pat dry with a soft towel and sprinkle with a little talc if you want to avoid a tacky feel.

VixSkin Dildo -Tex (Vixen Creations)

Dick — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:22:00 +0000

Not your simple everyday dildo! The vixens at Vixen Creations got creative with this one... a semi-rigid core encased in fleshy feeling soft silicone called VixSkin. It feels remarkably like the real thing.

This model, "Tex" has 6½ insertable inches and is 1⅝ inches in diameter making it a comfortable, but not intimidating, experience. High quality silicone makes the dildo easy to clean, it is dishwasher safe, and you can even boil it for 3 minutes to sterilize... which is a big plus for any toy used both vaginally and anally.

Dick Says: Feels so real, I get a bit self conscious holding it my hand! We've used this toy most commonly in partner sex... I use it on Jane for vaginal penetration during oral sex, or in her ass while fucking her vagina (ooh, she loves that!), and she uses it in our Double Trouble Harness for a bit of role reversal in my ass. I must admit I (perhaps foolishly) "modified" the dildo by trimming off the circular base above and below the shaft. I did this so that the disc does not interfere with oral attention to Jane's clit or ass while the dildo is in her pussy. Now I have guilt for messing with an otherwise ideal toy... but it's still a lot of fun (and still stays in the harness just fine).

Jane Says: Definitely the most realistic dildo I have seen (and felt) to date. I like that it's not rigid and has a little give to it. The base gives you something to hold on to for solo play and makes it a great anal toy as well. It's the perfect length and girth for me for double penetration and a good "replacement" for the real thing when Dick is not available.

Double Trouble Harness (Libida)

Dick — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:22:00 +0000

Versatility is the hallmark of the Double Trouble Harness. Two openings in front accommodate both a dildo and a flesh-n-blood boner at the same time! For heterosexual couples like us, that means; he can give her the pleasure of double penetration, and she can reverse the typical anal taboo and fuck him in the ass!
(There are also other uses for a harness like; fall-back for men with erectile dysfunction, and phallic play for lesbian partners, but I will not delve into those here since I have no particular experience)

There are three different sized rubber rings to hold your dildo in place, giving you some flexibility of choice. It's leather... we like that! The straps are easy to adjust and stay put... we like that too! In fact, once adjusted we found the fit comfortable and snug without much play to it.

Dick Says: I put my cock and balls through the lower opening so it fit around the base of my dick like a cock ring would. I generally use a fairly large cock ring and this hole was big enough to accommodate me. After some use, the leather at the top of the hole began to irritate (dig into) my shaft a little... but not so much that it distracted me. Mechanically, trying to penetrate Jane with two dicks at the same time (one which was numb ;o) proved to be a bit of a challenge at first but she helped me work my way in. The gap separating my two dicks was a tad more than the distance between Jane's vagina and ass. This was most evident when trying to thrust deeply, which kept penetration on the shallow side.

Jane Says: I did not find anything to be uncomfortable what-so-ever, and could easily wear this harness for an extended period of time. It was easy to use, easy to put on and take off and made fucking Dick a pleasurable and empowering experience.

Leather can't be laundered but we found cleanup with mild soap and a damp washcloth very easy. Leather is a porous material and difficult to sanitize (though we've heard sunshine works well) but Jane and I are a fluid bonded, monogamous couple so this characteristic of leather does not concern us.

We looked long and hard (no pun intended) for a double harness like this one, with the versatility to be used by man or woman, and are very happy with the Double Trouble Harness.

Bodygroom Shaver (Philips)

Dick — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:47:00 +0000

DICK SAYS: Does what it claims! It's the only thing with a blade that I'll let anywhere near my junk. Note that the Bodygroom Shaver's intended purpose is light duty... don't expect to clear any jungles with it. In my oppinion, it works better as a shaver than a trimmer, the included guards either get clogged up with hair or pin the hair to your skin out of the blade's reach. I love that it is water proof; which makes it easy to clean, and makes it useful in the shower where I like to lather up and shave my ball sack. When mine eventually wears out I will not hesitate to buy another!

Stroke 29 (Gun Oil)

Dick — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:32:00 +0000

DICK SAYS: I am a man who appreciates a good hand job, be that by Jane's hand or by my own (though, just between you and me, Jane's hand is a lot better). Typically, I go at it dry... Jane is more likely to use lube on me than I am. The water based stuff gets sticky, the silicon stuff is too slippery, and oil based lubes get messy. The clean up just isn't worth it! Stroke 29 seems to strike a perfect balance of; easy to handle (no drip!), slick (but not too slick!), long lasting, and easy clean up.
However, every time I twist the lid off and scoop some out I feel a bit like I'm getting ready to grease the weasel with my mother's cold cream. It's a lot like that stuff. But just like Stroke 29, those thoughts melt away when the stroking begins... good stuff, many happy endings!

JANE SAYS: This may seem odd as this is really a product for men, but I love this stuff! It's not designed to be used as a lubricant for vaginal sex, and I would actually recommend against using it in this capacity as it contains oils that could really mess up the vaginal flora; but as a masturbation lube for Dick, in my opinion it rocks! Unlike many silicone or water-based lubes it never gets sticky and in fact actually gets more slippery and glides easier as it warms up from the stroking...in fact the product claims to "transform" at around the 29th stroke (hence the name) to imitate natural human lubrication. I have actually counted the strokes before and sure enough...stroke 29 is the magic number. You never have to reapply, it's not greasy and it leaves not only Dick, but my hands soft and supple! :o)

Imperial Metal Cock Ring (Gear Essentials)

Dick — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:50:00 +0000

DICK SAYS: Before I tell you how this stainless steel cock ring effects sex with Jane, I have to tell you that I wear it around casually on my cock like some private piece of man-jewelry... my secret bling! When going commando the weight gives my package a gentle pull and a little extra swing, it prevents uncomfortable junk-squeezing between the legs, and in underwear it gives my bulge an uplifting boost! What's not to love?

When I received my cock ring in the mail it's heftiness surprised me and I was hooked from the moment I first put it on. It's solid and weighty, the way any good manly thing should be, and it's shaped just like a "comfort fit" wedding ring... with a gentle rise on the inner diameter, though so much larger.

In missionary position the top of this sizable thing gets Jane right in the clit on every thrust, for her that's an added bonus. When erect, my cock ring helps me get a little firmer, a little larger, for a little longer but does not cut off blood flow to the point of giving me a purple throbbing monster. Rather, the assist is more gentle and when it's time to deflate I get no undue resistance from the ring. Of course, the effect of any ring is directly related to its circumference relative to yours... but I love the way mine fits. This sex accessory gets my highest marks!

JANE SAYS: When Dick and I decided to try out a cock ring, we really didn't know where to begin, there are so many different kinds on the market; plastic, jelly, even leather, those with integrated vibrators etc, etc. We did a bit of research and as with many things in life (yes even sex toys) figured you get what you pay for and so decided together on the Imperial Metal Cock Ring. The Gear Essentials line seems a bit pricey but let me tell you, it's beautiful...heavy duty and sexy as hell, not to mention it's hefty rounded curves massage the clit quite pleasurably during intercourse. I'd say well worth the price!

Pure Plugs (njoy)

Dick — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:50:00 +0000

DICK SAYS: Njoy toys are artfully crafted from stainless steel, packaged like fine jewelry, and are both beautiful and elegant in their simplicity. Among the many things there are to love about these toys, two that stand out for me are; weight, and thermal inertia. You can warm them up or cool them down and they take their own sweet time surrendering to your body's temperature. The bigger the toy, the longer the effect.

Jane and purchased the smallest of three available butt plugs (1" diameter head) and have found it to be excellent for anal play. However, were we to do it all over again... we'd go with a larger plug. Keeping the small plug in during sex is difficult to the point of distraction and neither of us can even walk around without it falling out. Njoy toys are worth their high price but take my advice and don't buy a plug until you're certain of size. Run down to the local adult novelty store and buy some really cheap plugs... find the right size and then start saving. Njoy's steel plugs are a self indulgent treasure that will spend very little time in your toy box.

JANE SAYS: I have to say, I am a sucker for the high end beautifully crafted sex toys that are made to last; which is why I love njoy products. They make a great butt plug, for novices and experts alike. They're easy and quite stimulating to insert and don't get "sticky" with extended use. I'm with Dick though, if I had it to do all over again, before I spent the money I'd make sure the butt plug was the size I wanted first. I'm saving my pennies for the large one.

The Eroscillator

Dick — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:41:00 +0000

JANE SAYS: Quite possibly (in my humble opinion) the best "vibrator" created to date; and by far my favorite clitoral stimulator. It seems to me that when a product is advertised it has a tendency to toot it's own horn and as a consumer you don't always have the same results. Not so for the Eroscillator, it delivers exactly as promised. It is "whisper quiet", has an "easily accessible power switch", "delivers an intense orgasm through powerful yet gentle stimulation" each and every time. It never fails. It's lightweight, not too big, not awkward, easily used during intercourse in just about any position, easy to clean, travels well. I like that it is a plug in device (no batteries required) which makes it reliable and it has a super long (12 feet) cord so you don't have to worry about running out of cord if you move around a lot. As promised, and unlike other vibrators, it does not have a numbing effect ever, no matter how long or how often you use it. I have owned my Eroscillator for a few years now and think it has actually made my clitoris more sensitive to gentle stimulation. I could not say that for any other vibrator I have ever tried. There are 3 settings, but the only time I have ever used the 2 higher settings was when I was trying it out in the beginning. The lowest setting is always effective and amazing. I own 4 of the attachments. My favorite is actually the one that comes with it, but I do occasionally like to use the "ultra soft finger tip" attachment as well. I call it the marshmallow. I have 2 "complaints": the first is that sometimes the orgasm comes too quickly, but then I have a tendency to be quick to orgasm anyway, so probably for most people this would be a plus. Second, it doesn't work if you lay on it. Unlike other vibrators, it stops oscillating if too much pressure is put on it. So for instance I like to lay on my belly and be entered from behind and sometimes it's nice to have some vibrating hands free clitoral stimulation at the same time, which is really not possible with the eroscillator. I hate to end on the negative though. By far this is a superior and supreme vibrator. If (as a woman) you could only purchase one sex toy this would be my recommendation, hands down!

DICK SAYS: Definitely a toy for her. The only place it does anything for me is on my frenulum... it will get me hard (not a tough task) but that's about it. I've heard you can buy attachments meant for the prostate but I'm not sure my prostate would appreciate that sort of attention.

You can tell by the way she goes on and on about it, Jane loves her Eroscillator and that's enough. She uses it when I'm not around and she uses it when we're fucking. During sex, the Eroscillator does its job and stays out of the way... which makes it a winner with me. Get one of these for the lady in your life and she'll be gushing with appreciation for years to come.

Pfun Plug (njoy)

Dick — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:46:00 +0000

DICK SAYS: I was introduced to the idea of prostate massagers, for the health benefit *wink* and their unique ability to please, by Kidder Kaper of the Sex is Fun podcast. Soon after, I purchased an Aneros Helix and faithfully followed the instructions with high hope for the incredible orgasm promised. Just like the literature says, it takes time. After about 15 - 20 minutes with the Aneros in my ass I could start to identify the feeling of pressure against my prostate. As I worked my anal sphincter into a sweat the feeling intensified and I began to understand that Prostate massage could really be something special... if only my ass weren't so exhausted from the work-out.

Then, into my collection, came the njoy Pfun Plug. Unlike the plastic Aneros, this toy is solid stainless steel (as are all njoy toys), has significant weight and thermal inertia, is larger than the Helix I tried, and angled to make massage of the Prostate effortless. There appears to be no learning curve here and no training your ass muscles to do the work, the pleasure is instant, focused, and intense. Note that I had used the Aneros while lying on my back but the weight of the Pfun Plug makes lying on my stomach the position of choice.

The Aneros has a flimsy "handle" and a tab that digs uncomfortably into your perineum. The Pfun Plug has a ring of hardened steel that you can actually grab onto, allowing your hand to do the work in place of your anal sphincter. The orgasm that I get from prostate massage and penile stimulation was paradigm shifting, at age 38 I had no idea such a thing was possible. I regret not having discovered it earlier in life but am thankful that it didn't escape me forever.

The Pfun Plug delivers outstanding pleasure with an excellent marriage of design and material. I give it high marks and expect to use it for many years to come.

JANE SAYS: Although the Pfun Plug is intended as a prostate massage toy for men, we tried it out in my ass just for fun one night. I actually found it to be quite enjoyable and found that it stimulated my g-spot in a very pleasurable indirect way. But enough about me...what I really like about it, is what I can do to Dick when he is using it. I like to send him off to bed early to spend about 45 minutes with the Pfun Plug getting him all aroused, then I come in and take him in my mouth until he gets hard and do all kinds of fun things to him. I have found that he seems to have prolonged orgasms while using it and I get so turned on making him feel good, I literally drip all over the place. This is a very high quality toy and comes packaged beautifully.

Hitachi Magic Wand

Dick — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:36:00 +0000

JANE SAYS: The Hitachi Magic Wand is a very powerful vibrator, probably because it runs on electricity from your wall rather than batteries. The one thing I will say for the Magic Wand is that it NEVER fails to get me off. That said, I'm not sure I would call the orgasms I get from it highly enjoyable. This is due mainly to how quickly it works its magic for me. I'm not a ''power girl"...I'm one of those lucky, easily orgasmic people, so something this powerful is actually a bit uncomfortable for me and it makes me come so quickly (I kid you not, in under a minute) that it kind of takes all the fun out of it. However; if I'm in one of those moods where I just can't seem to get there, it will do the trick, or if I just want to have a quick orgasm for some reason, again, it will do the trick. It has a numbing effect after the fact and it causes itching of the skin. It's better to put something between you and the wand like a towel or your clothes or something, this cuts down on the itching effect. There is a penetration attachment that fits over the end that is somewhat more enjoyable. It helps to cut down on the power a bit and has a nice ridge that hits the clit nicely. It's a little awkward to hold, however.

DICK SAYS: Relatively inexpensive, available at drug stores everywhere, and cleverly disguised as an innocuous back and shoulder massager... surely anyone can feel comfortable with this toy. It has a long cord, which is useful, that plugs it directly into a wall outlet. No batteries to wear out at inopportune times and a motor that could drive a go-cart. This thing really delivers in the vibration category, you can feel the vibes move right through you and out the other side.

Direct contact with skin can produce an irritating itch so it's best to use some material (washcloth, towel, clothing, etc.) between it and you. I've been able to make myself come by holding the wand's head directly on my frenulum but its definitely more effective on Jane. The Hitachi Magic Wand can take Jane from "No" to "O" in under 30 seconds... no kidding. But downstream of such intense pleasure is a vexing (though temporary) numbing effect.

There are also attachments available that will transfer the vibrations internally and take them directly to your G-Spot or Prostate. I haven't tried this myself, Jane has but she's been mysteriously quiet about the effect. I sure hope I don't have any competition there!

The Magic Wand is one of the most popular and widely available sex toys anywhere, and with good reason. You would not regret purchasing one, just be mindful of the perils great power brings.

Liberator Ramp

Dick — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:28:00 +0000

JANE SAYS: This was one of the first "sex toys" I picked out when Dick suggested I go shopping. I went to the Liberator site which I had heard about through one of our favorite podcasts (SIF). I found that I got very turned on just looking at the pictures. I was very excited to try it out. I was not disappointed.

The point of the liberator ramp is to help create different positions for sex and to enhance the oldie but goodies. The first positions we tried was doggie style. I found the ramp helped get my back end at an excellent angle for penetration and I could just lay down and relax (kept the arms from getting tired). It also (as advertised) worked wonders for G-spot stimulation. The only issue I had with this position was that I began to feel a little light headed from all the blood rushing to my head. I needed a pillow to elevate my head slightly. The ramp adds a certain amount of fun...seeing what kind of positions you can get into and seeing what it does to your old favorites. Well...one of my old favorites is me on top. This position can create the best blended orgasms for me. The trouble I have found with this particular position; however, is that there isn't a whole lot of stimulation for Dick because there is more of a grinding action than up and down motion, so it works for a while, but not always long enough for me to come. It took a little while, for some reason, but when we finally tried this position with the ramp... I just have one thing to say OH MY GOD! It put Dick in THE PERFECT position and I totally had 5 of the most incredible orgasms in succession. If for no other reason than what it does for this position, I LOVE the ramp, and think it was well worth the price!

DICK SAYS: As far as pillows go, the Liberator ramp is on the expensive side. The Liberator site will tell you that it's so much more than a pillow and I suppose that's true... it's constructed of denser foam than most pillows and covered in the kind of micro-fiber found most commonly on affordably upholstered furniture. But Liberator's angle, so to speak, is the angle. This pillow helps put things in just the right spot, keeps you comfortable, and supports both of you in ways that can alleviate muscle strain. These properties in combination can make for longer, more satisfying sex.

The Ramp has given new life to Jane's old favorite positions and I am better able to get my dick onto her G-Spot. When the ramp comes out I know we're in for a good time, Jane need only say the words to get a rise out of me, and anything that can produce such results is worthy of praise. I give the ramp high marks, though I wish the price were a bit lower.

Seeking A Sex Toy Similar To A Jacuzzi Jet

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Fri, 04 May 2012 20:19:00 +0000

Question

I am a 72 year-old male who has been radiated for prostate cancer. My best self generated orgasms since grade school have come from jaccuzzi and swimming pool water jets. I want to duplicate the same affect at home, without resorting to an external pump in my bath tub. Like is there a slow motion shower head massager? Slow movement is the answer, no less than two seconds per pulse. Humming devices do absolutely nothing for me. I own a Full Stroke machine; its slow motion is still too fast--its generated Os have no duration or subtlety to them. They are intense but short lived, two seconds after they start I am grabbing for the off switch. I can get a partial erection without ED meds, enough for the machine to do its job.

With 100 mgs or more of Viagra in me I achieve wonderful, 20-30 sec, very intense manual Os. But EDs lower my blood pressure too much; even after going to that well for twelve years it has begun to bother my energy level.

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How Do Cock Rings Work?

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:44:00 +0000

Question

Jeez what a piece of hardware, your new cockring looks like it might have been a custom fit.... I found the site where you indicate you purchase your man stuff and was wondering.... I am an older guy with the unfortunate diagnosis of ED. Although Levitra and the "'Big Blue Pill" almost, keyword ALMOST, work I have been tempted to try a cockring to enhance the rigidity.....do they work? and to what extent? is the enhancement acheived come from the psychological aspect of wearing it or strictly the physical? Anyway, I have been thinging about buying one and trying it but if it doesn't work I guess it would be an interesting conversation piece.

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Having Trouble Achieving Vaginal Orgasm

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:46:00 +0000

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So far in my life I've only been able to have a vaginal orgasm about three times from what I can count but they've only happened when I was masturbating. One of the things I want more than anything, to be honest like you two, is to be able to orgasm vaginally with my partner since I've heard with a partner it is one of life's most beautiful experiences.

My only problem is that I'm an incredibly shy and enclosed person. I love my boyfriend more than I've ever loved anybody and our sex is incredibly passionate and loving but I continuously feel like we rush through it. We live an hour and a half away so we rarely see each other (which does make the meeting all the more steamier) but I feel like he rushes through it. He just wants to cum and what experts say is the 20 minutes of necessary foreplay is more like four minutes.

Not only this but I'm not exactly as comfortable around him as I feel I should be. I know he loves me more than anything, but I'm not assertive. I'm afraid to make moves or ask for things and likewise so is he which I feel is greatly hindering our relationship. Should I talk to him about this issue?

From your Nine Was The Magic Number post I was hoping (since we have a six day spring break week planned just the two of us and a hotel room) that I could coerce him into lying in bed with me all day in the hopes of feeling emotionally closer and achieving a vaginal orgasm with him by asking him just want to do nothing but please me.

Also we mainly only really just have sex. We've made love and it was beautiful and we have phone sex and we have just typical sex a lot but a lot of the time it leaves me feeling unsatisfied and more importantly frustrated due to not being able to orgasm vaginally because I crave being close to him but I have trouble vaginal orgasming (tips if possible please) so I rely on clitoral stimulation but we don't use cock rings and like we all know, trying to rub your clit with someone on top can get awkward, and we've orgasmed together but it was doggie style and clitoral and I want something more, I want a deep connecting, body rocking, legs can barely move after experience with him.

Do I just need to be more comfortable with him and the rest will fall into place? Is it just impossible for some women to vaginal orgasm? Am I breathing wrong? I think I psyche myself out because I feel like he's more selfish but I'm too afraid to ask him to change. It's a vicious cycle.

Help please,

- Shy

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There are several things that have jumped out at me from reading your inquiry. If I understand correctly, you would like your passionate sessions with your boyfriend to last longer, to not be just “typical sex”, and to have a vaginal orgasm; however, both of you lack assertiveness so bringing up the topic of trying new things or talking about your concern is tough.

What I want to say to you first is that, unfortunately, it has been a long-time attempt to convince women they should not only need penetration during sex to have an orgasm but that the vaginal orgasm is the crown jewel of sexual satisfaction. Sounds a lot like a “males-rule-all” scenario to me. With such expectations filling men and women’s minds, when a vaginal orgasm during penetration alone doesn’t happen then thoughts of inadequacy, frustration, and just plain being pissed off occurs. Sound familiar? Forcing this model of sex is not helping women out because penetration just isn’t what most women need to have an orgasm. Although penetration alone works for some, it doesn’t work for a lot of women. To help provide some explanation, here is some information gathered from various studies. (Now, stay with me here. I know it’s a lot of information)

The Vaginal Orgasm

In an effort to answer many questions, including the answer to the question, “Are clitoral and vaginal orgasms truly separate anatomic entities?” Masters and Johnson studied hundreds of men’s and women’s sexual responses, the results of which are in their book Human Sexual Response. The results of their effort led them to conclude that, “From a biological point of view, the answer to this question is an unequivocal No.” (65).

Wait, WHAT?! There is no vaginal orgasm? Nope.

Instead, what differs is the variation in the direct or indirect stimulation of the clitoris, which then causes a variation in the duration, intensity, and subjective feeling of an orgasm. Different types of touch and duration of that touch cause different orgasmic experiences for women, which means variations in stimulation will also cause different feelings of orgasm for you. For example, an orgasm from a vibrator on your clitoris might feel different from the orgasm you feel when your partner’s penis is inside of you, your clitoris is rubbing against his pubic bone and he’s pulling your hair. They can feel deep, superficial, dull, and intense...anything under the sun depending on what you’re doing and how YOU interpret the feeling. Further, an orgasm that comes quickly might feel different from one that takes longer because of the differences in muscle tension and blood buildup.

What I’m trying to get at is each feeling of orgasm is different. It isn’t about achieving an orgasm but experiencing an orgasm, one isn't better than the other, they shouldn’t be compared to other women’s, it doesn’t matter how you have an orgasm or how many, and, in my opinion, each orgasm (no matter how big or small) is one of “life’s most beautiful experiences”.

Orgasm From Penetration

Not only is there not a vaginal OR clitoral orgasm (but simply variations in orgasmic feeling), expecting all women to orgasm through penetration alone is also pretty darn unfair. According to The Hite Report, a study of over three thousand woman conducted by Shere Hite, only 30% of women can have an orgasm through penetration. The study also found that half of that 30% also needed simultaneous clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm through intercourse. That means the majority of women rely on clitoral stimulation to orgasm. What’s more, in a study where 20,000 orgasms were monitored by sexologists William Hartman and Marilyn Fithian, it was found that it takes the average woman 20-30 minutes of constant, sustained stimulation to have an orgasm. With the four minutes of only penetration you currently have to work with, it’s no wonder you are left feeling unsatisfied. That’s just enough time to get the blood flowing and your mind cleared from your hectic day.

What Does This Mean for You?

First, don’t downplay the orgasms you are having because they aren’t the earth-shaking, five-in-a-row ones you think you are supposed to have. Love the awesomeness that is each orgasm, no matter how small or big. What’s more, sexual pleasure doesn’t always have to be about “achieving” orgasm. You can simply want to feel some pleasure but not want an orgasm. Or perhaps you aren’t in the mindset to have one. Whatever it may be, orgasm shouldn’t be the determining factor or end-all-be-all in your pleasure, but rather a part of your overall pleasure experience. And don’t feel like you have to have sex with your boyfriend all the time. He has two hands doesn’t he? And if you aren’t quite satisfied after sex, you have two hands don’t you? Or, speak up and tell him that you need more (more on that later).

If you do want to have sex and an orgasm during sex, you will probably need to do more things than rely on penetration alone. For instance, you can be on top so you can grind your clitoris on his pubic bone. Or, you or your partner can also stimulate your clitoris with a hand or vibrator (yes it can be awkward but practice helps!). And orgasms most certainly don’t have to happen at the same time. If they do, great, but it’s a rare occurrence for most (and an exhausting goal to try and reach).

If tying things during penetration is too tough to synchronize, keep in mind that that your orgasm can happen before, after, and even instead of intercourse by self-pleasuring, mutual self-pleasuring, oral sex, massages, etc. There are so many variations you can play with. For instance, you can have him stimulate you to orgasm, then have sex, then make out. Or maybe when he gets too heated during sex, stop and start making out and then masturbate together. Whatever combination of pleasure you want is great! Play around and have fun! Trying different things will help you find what works to give you the feeling of orgasm that is your favorite. You don’t even need to try some new crazy sexual positions or technique. Start with what you know and keep things simple to build up more intimacy and passion between the two of you. For instance you can kiss passionately without the expectation of sex or give each other a sensual massage for it’s own sake. That isn’t to say you can’t try new things, but often working on and communicating about things you already do is not as scary and can help build comfort between the two of you, which is an important foundation for building intimacy and passion (and later suggesting new things).

Communication & Assertiveness

Unfortunately, your man isn’t a mind reader and he is likely to keep doing what he’s doing unless you speak up. When you ask yourself if you should talk to him about your concerns, the answer is yes. Easier said than done, especially for someone who is shy. To help you out, it is important for you to build your assertiveness. Not only will this make communicating with your partner easier, but also it will lessen your shyness and improve self-image.

In their book Sexual Confidence, Phillips and Judd suggest exercises where you have to maintain your assertiveness in order to help build assertiveness. Makes sense right? They suggest working on one exercise for three weeks, or until it becomes easy, and then move on to exercises that are more challenging for you. Once you are more confident outside of the bedroom, assertiveness inside the bedroom where you can ask what you want, suggest new things, feel like you deserve pleasure, and to be receptive of your partner’s attempts at assertiveness, will become easier.

Some exercises to work on:

1. Accept all compliments without putting yourself down.
2. Express two opinions a day while gradually increasing the controversy of the subject.
3. Express one or two feelings to two or more people a day.
4. Say No or disagree at least twice a week to something you do not want to do.
5. Say Yes at least twice a week to something you would usually deny yourself
6. Ask a favor at least once a week.

Exercises that are more assertive include buying something and returning it, requesting a quite table at a restaurant, and rehearsing with a friend to tell someone to move to the back of the line when they cut in front of you. Self-indulgent exercises are also important to help you feel more deserving of pleasurable activities. For instance, stay in bed an extra few minutes, enjoy putting on lotion, take a day off, exercise, take a bubble bath, etc. Lastly, thought-stopping exercises, where you consciously stop any negative thoughts, such as thinking you don’t deserve to ask for what you want or that other women’s orgasms are better, for more rewarding and pleasurable thoughts will also help your assertiveness.

Once you feel good about your assertiveness outside the bedroom, you will gradually become more comfortable inside the bedroom to communicate to your partner about what you want (such as needing more pressure, to slow it down, suggesting that tonight you just want to make out, or let’s try a new sexual position). And make sure you are receptive to what he has to say as well. It will be easier for your both to be assertive when what either of you say isn’t criticized or laughed at. Lastly, when you feel comfortable, include your partner in your adventure in building your assertiveness. Not only can you encourage him to practice being assertive, but also share with each other any victory in your exercises. It can be very affirming to here positive feedback from your partner when you say, “babe, today I told the gal at the coffee shop that she made me the wrong drink. How cool is that?”

Whew! That’s a longwinded answer to your question and a lot to think about and work on. Remember: The vaginal orgasm isn’t better than a clitoral orgasm (because it doesn’t exist). Penetration during sex alone doesn’t work for most women so more direct clitoral stimulation will likely need to happen before, during, or after sex for you to be satisfied. And work on your assertiveness, which will positively impact all areas of your life, not just in the bedroom.

Best of luck! Please contact me if you have more questions.

Cheers, Chelsea Holland, DHS

Dr. Charlie Glickman
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OK, first thing- all of the hype about how vaginal orgasms are so much better than anything else is hype. About 70% of women need some sort of clitoral stimulation in order to orgasm, even when they’re also doing vaginal penetration. There’s nothing magical about it- it’s a question of where your nerves are located and individual anatomy. Plus, the more you (or your boyfriend) set up vaginal orgasm as a goal, the more the pressure will get in the way.

Second thing- you’re right. It’s pretty common for women to need more time to reach orgasm than men, though that can vary. But if he’s orgasming after a few minutes, who says that that’s the end of sex? He could go down on you. He could use his hands on you. You could make out with him while using your fingers or a vibrator. The notion that sex = intercourse and that it’s over when a man orgasms is one of the biggest myths that gets in the way of a good time. And besides, he might get turned on so much that he’s ready for another round.

On top of that, I’m willing to bet that he’ll find that slowing down and ramping up more slowly makes it more fun and pleasurable for him. It’s the difference between eating as fast as you can and hardly tasting it versus taking your time and enjoying the meal. You don’t say how old he is, but many men discover as they get older that slowing down instead of racing for the finish line is a lot more fun for everyone.

Third thing- if the two of you have difficulty talking about what you each want, that’s a big barrier to getting what you want. Here’s a good approach:

1) Something I really like about sex with you is…
2) Something I’d like to add to our sex life is…
3) Something about our sex life that I’d like to change is…

Be specific. Not "I like touching you." but rather "I like feeling your skin against mine. It makes me feel really close to you.” If you have difficulty saying any of the words, try practicing saying them over and over when you’re by yourself. Most people find that it helps them become more comfortable with them. (This is a good exercise when you’re driving by yourself. Nobody can hear you and anyone who sees you will think you’re singing along to some music.)

The reason this can be helpful is that starting off with a positive thing makes it clear that you’re not attacking him. Also, don’t have this conversation during sex, just after sex, or when you’re cuddly & snuggly. That kills the mood and makes it harder to have a good talk. Instead, go for a walk in the park together. A lot of men have difficulty maintaining face-to-face contact during these talks, so side-by-side often feels safer and easier for them. You can also ask him to tell you his answers, either after you do all three or another time. But don’t let it slide- it’s important for communication to go both ways.

Lastly- a lot of women find that it takes some practice to be able to have the "deep connecting, body rocking, legs can barely move" orgasms. I know it’s frustrating to hear, especially if it seems like everyone else does it easily. Some women do, but lots of them are pretending to have them. Trust me- I talk to people all the time about their sex lives and I can promise you that a lot of the women who claim to have amazing sex really aren’t. There’s a lot of pressure on women to have mind-blowing orgasms and more of them are pretending than you realize.

There isn’t anything wrong with you. It’s almost certainly a matter of figuring out what you need to feel more comfortable and relax into the experience, what kinds of stimulation work for you, and how to talk with your boyfriend.

Here are some good resources that I think you’ll find helpful:

I Love Female Orgasm Lots of amazing info, tips, and suggestions for things to try.

Because It Feels Good: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Pleasure and Satisfaction Written by a top-notch sex researcher, this guide explains how arousal and pleasure work really well.

Tickle Your Fancy The more you know about your body and what feels good for you, the easier it’ll be to enjoy sex with a partner. This easy-to-read guide has lots of good ideas.

What You Really, Really Want This is easily the best book I’ve seen for women who are trying to discover what their sexual desires are and how to talk about them with a partner. If I could pick one book on sex & relationships to give to everyone, this would probably be it.

Exhibitionism For The Shy Overcoming shyness and being able to talk with a partner about what you want are a lot easier with some support and ideas. This is an excellent guide for how to do it.

And if your boyfriend (or you) would like some more info about sexual anatomy, here’s a good overview and here’s a great book. Remember- nobody is born knowing anything about sex, so we all have to learn it somewhere.

I hope this help. Good luck & have fun!

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New Members to the Experts Panel

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 15:47:00 +0000

We are proud to announce the addition of two exceptional members to the Sex & Relationship Expert Panel! Dr. Charlie Glickman (who joined us back in December) and Dr. Chelsea Holland... both are gifted professionals and we count ourselves lucky to have their participation here on Dick-n-Jane.com.

Dr. Charlie Glickman
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Dr. Charlie Glickman PhD is the Education Program Manager at Good Vibrations (www.goodvibes.com) and is certified as a sexuality educator by the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors, and Therapists. He writes and teaches workshops on a wide range of topics, including sex-positivity, sex and shame, communities of erotic affiliation, gender and masculinity, and many different sexual practices. Charlie has also taught classes for medical and mental health professionals, non-profit agency service providers, hotline volunteers, and many organization, communities and social groups. Find out more about him on his website, on Facebook or on Twitter.

Dr. Chelsea Holland
SEXuality Education

Dr. Chelsea Holland is a Doctor of Human Sexuality (DHS) based in Colorado. She is a sex educator, sex counselor and writer. She helps individuals, partners, and groups regardless of their sexual orientation, sexual interests, ability, and age with concerns and questions around their sexuality and relationships. Further, she uses her open-minded, sex-positive, and nonjudgmental approach to help individuals become aware and accepting of who they are, to learn to be authentic in society about who they are, and to learn skills that will help them develop and maintain positive relationships that are accepting of the individual's authenticity.

Dr. Holland fist received her Bachelor of Science in News-Editorial with an emphasis in Integrative Physiology from the University of Colorado at Boulder. To follow her passion for learning and helping others regarding sex and sexuality, she continued her education by completing her Associate in Sex Education and Clinical Sexology Certificate from the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality (IASHS), where she also obtained her Doctor of Human Sexuality. Currently, Dr. Holland is an active member of AASECT and currently writes for Good Vibrations Magazine and Blog, NotSoSecret.com, and RelateSpace.com.

To learn more about Dr. Holland, visit her on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and her blog.

What To Do About Kids Walking In

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 02:35:00 +0000

Question

I understand you and Jane have children so being parents as my husband (Ben) and I are, I'm sure you will be able to relate. You see on more than one occassion one of our kids, mainly our youngest, has intruded on our lovemaking.

Ben and I have locked our bedroom door, but even this does not help as the continous knocking is a severe distraction. It doesnt happen every night, but when it does it is like a splash of ice cold water, just kills the mood.

Last night was one of those nights. Ben had finished his shower then came to bed. It was after 11 and we lay there cuddling and talking about our day, even checked out your blog as well as the Kristen Archives. Well, naturally, reading those erotic stories made Bens dick hard. I am sure my fondling of his nuts didnt help matters!

I was tired and really wasnt in the mood for fucking, so I began giving him a blow-job. Neither one of us bothered to lock the bedroom door,because we were both tired and weren't planning on any sex. The next thing we knew in walked our youngest, catching me with a mouthful of dick. Ben yanked the cover over us the best he could and told her to go back to bed.

She ran off crying, so I had to leave Ben to check on her and wound up laying down with her. Instead of a blow-job, my poor husband ended up having to beat-off.

What do you say to a seven year old? Why did mommy have daddies T-T in her mouth?

- Gina

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Lanae StJohn
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That's quite a situation! And likely the one every parent fears in their own sex life.

I'll try to address a few of the points that I identified in your email, because there were more in my view than just the two questions you posed at the end.

Chances are your youngest is intruding because they are curious about what is going on when the doors are closed -- think 'are they doing something I am missing out on'? Talking to your children with that in mind can also be the start of some good conversations.

It could also be time to give your children some distinct boundaries, for example, about what closed doors mean & the purpose of knocking. This is about your (and your child's) privacy and being polite by knocking before entering. As parents you have the ability (& frankly, the right) to designate Mommy & Daddy Time. It's important for your relationship as well. Lots of parents sacrifice their own alone time and give their children all their time. Remember, your relationship is why the children came into the world in the first place. Make sure to let all of your children know you want time to yourselves. Let them know that when they get older they will also have the right to close their door for privacy and that you will knock as well.

(Just have to note here my initial reaction to your statement that you were too tired to fuck: a BJ is more work than fucking? What am I doing differently?? LOL)

I've never heard this term before: what is this "T-T" you refer to? The first thing I tell parents as they are raising their children: please use the proper names for the parts of the body. Do you call a nose by another name? Feet? There is nothing to be ashamed about with naming the parts of the body. Our society has lots of shame around the human body. I think the more parents use the proper names and make saying the names more "mainstream", the more other parents will use the proper names. Eventually those who do use weird euphemisms (pee pee, wee wee, unit, peter, etc) will be seen as silly and those terms will become less commonplace. You can even own it and say (if this is the case) your parents didn't talk to you using the anatomical names so you are a little embarrassed or uncomfortable saying these words to them but there's nothing wrong with the human body and you want them to know that. Let them know that you will be adjusting to using the terms as well so your children don't grow up with these same hang ups you did. In any event, please use the regular names of the body with your children. You will notice it becomes really less of a big deal. Ok, rant over. ;)

Lemme ask a couple questions for clarification: was the room dark? Is it possible the child was wandering in half asleep and didn't notice what exactly was happening when they opened the door? Was there anything for the child to see in the 1st place if the room was dark?

Sorry to say, but making a big deal out of or strongly reacting to your child finding you in a compromising position probably did more harm than simply stopping, covering mommy with the sheet - but even that part isn't completely crucial - and taking a minute to calmly say, "what is it honey?" and not making a "scene" out of being caught. I understand the shock of the moment probably naturally caused the two of you to jump. I can tell u from experience that making it sort of a non-event makes it something they quickly forget. Example:
My door does not lock at all -guess how we discovered that? My girls have entered the room often, I sleep naked as well so I typically have at least a sheet as cover. Many times when he is on top of me -under the covers or sometimes just the sheet- and perhaps even inside of me. Sometimes we freeze and sometimes not. The tone of voice is calm to ask if they can go back out and knock first. They do and that gives us a moment to decide if we want to say "come in" or come back later.

What does a parent say to a 7 year old? First of all, I don't see any need to explain EXACTLY what you were doing to daddy or why daddy's penis (not a T-T) was in your mouth; Adults tend to give way too much info for kids to digest. Unless she specifically asks again but even then I would wrap it all under the following -- I would say this: Your mommy and daddy love each other very much. When adults love each other very much they like to kiss and touch each other Because It Feels Good. Mommy and daddy like to have private time together, sometimes after you kids go to bed, to do these things to show each other love. You are getting old enough to understand that if the door is closed mommy & daddy want some time alone together. It is polite for you to knock first. You are also old enough that if you need a drink of water or something after we put you to bed you are old enough to get it yourself (making sure the child has everything they need at their reach to do this independently). We both love you very much and we didn't mean to hurt your feelings when we sent you away crying. That was probably a really sad way to go back to bed. We're sorry. You startled us and that is what caused us to react the way we did.

As I said, speaking from experience, I know this is one of parenting's most stickyiest situations. It doesnt have to be as scary as we make it out to be. I hope this helps you.

xxoo,
The MamaSutra

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How To Improve Quality and Duration of Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Dick) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:51:00 +0000

Question

Hi Dick and Jane!

I have recently discovered your site and I love it. It is very educational and is helping me develop sexually. My question is about my girlfriend of 9 months. We have somewhat regular sex and it is very fun. I have always felt that I am not great at doing the deed though. I can't last as long as I feel that I should and I feel like the pleasure I am giving her can be so much more. We recently started using toys but they don't seem to have much affect. She tells me that I am great in bed and make her happy but I still can't believe it. On time we were having regular sex and she was using a bullet vibrator on her clit... after a few minutes of thrusting and short bursts of moans she began screaming! She was enjoying herself at a level I have never seen before. It was amazing so I kept going and eventually came. After we were done she was at loss for words and taking a very long time to catch her breath. We have tried to do this again multiple times but have not been able to. I want to please her so badly and I want help to know of ways to last longer and maker her feel good...please help. - Steven

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Dr. Charlie Glickman
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“I cant last as long as i feel that i should”- I hear a lot of pressure in that statement. In my experience as a sex educator, the word “should” gets in the way of happy sex more than almost any other word. (The other word that does that is “normal.”) Most men experience a lot of pressure to “last longer”, though there’s usually little conversation about what that means. The fact that some guys will use numbing creams is often a sign that lots of us value performance over our pleasure. That means that we’re missing out on some of the opportunities to enjoy sex, which seems unfortunate to me.

So the first thing I want to suggest is that you stop worrying about it. In fact, worry and anxiety can cause ejaculation to happen earlier than you might want. They can also cause erection difficulties. In some ways, sex is sort of zen- the best sex happens when we stop trying to be record breakers every time, and instead, focus on the pleasures of the moment. The fact that you have difficulty believing your girlfriend when she says that you’re great in bed and make her happy makes me think that you might enjoy sex more if you let go of the performance model of sex.

That same thing would also make the chances of another earth-shattering sexual experience more likely for your girlfriend. Anxiety can hinder vaginal lubrication and orgasm for women, just as it can affect men’s sexual response. Instead of trying for a repeat performance, think of it as an exploration. The more the two of you can relax, the more fun you’ll have. That almost always works better than adding more stimulation or trying some new amazing trick or technique.

As far as “lasting long enough,” you’ll probably find that sex becomes much more enjoyable when you stop thinking of it as requiring an erection or intercourse. If you orgasm before the two of you want to be done, switch it up to erotic massage or oral sex. Or massage her breasts and kiss her while she uses a vibrator. Or take a break and come back to it later. Or ask her what she’d like to try- after all, if she’s had an orgasm or is feeling satisfied, she might be done. Or start off with oral sex on her and don’t switch to intercourse until after she’s had an orgasm or two. I’ve talked with lots of women who get frustrated with their partner’s desire to keep going all night like a machine instead of focusing on what feels good.

There are a few books that I can suggest, if you’d like to get some more info about female sexual response and orgasm. I Love Female Orgasm has amazing information and plenty of great tips and advice. I’m also a fan of How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure for the very straightforward approach and helpful sex tips. And if you want some of the best anatomy info and lots of fun ways to experience pleasure, Women's Anatomy of Arousal: Secret Maps to Buried Pleasure is an excellent guide.

Cassie Wolfe LSW, MEd
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Hey Steven,

I always like to start off with some sex-u-cation. Do you know what the average length of time for sexual intercourse is (excluding foreplay)? Take a guess! 15 minutes? NO! 35 minutes? NOPE! An hour and a half?!?! Still NO! The average time is between 4-7 minutes! Of course there are folks who vary along the spectrum, some last longer and some last much shorter. The most important thing I want to highlight here is something you said about your girlfriend: “She tells me that I am great in bed and make her happy.” LISTEN TO HER dude!

It sounds like your relationship comes complete with communication and genuine comfort, which are key traits in the world of relationship success. Otherwise, there likely wouldn’t be any incorporation of toys because one or both would feel embarrassed or perhaps sexually inadequate. Using the vibrating Bullet with your cock sounds like a pretty fantastical combination in stimulating multiple sensitive areas. However, not all sex is created equally. Sometimes may be better than others and that’s OK and NORMAL. Things like stress, low desire, and straight psyching yourself out of the game can affect performance and enjoyment. So my best advice is to take the pressure off of yourself and her and to just be present in your moments together, enjoying each touch, each kiss, each thrust! Sex is not a sprint, nor a marathon…nor is real sex like porn sex where each person cums at a level 10 on the Richter Scale.

In terms of lasting longer, again, I would check in with your partner because lasting longer may not be pleasurable for her (in the case of dryness or soreness after prolonged sex sessions). Lubrication is an easy remedy as are techniques like starting and stopping…slowing down your rhythm…practicing getting close to cumming solo while masturbating and stopping. Masters and Johnsons perfected the squeeze technique. All in all, just enjoy yourself and be confident in what you’re putting down! Confidence is HOT!

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