Dick-n-Jane Fantasy Box: One Sexy Couple's Fantasy Archive

Read To Me (Dick)

2012-03-22T10:01:00.000-06:00

Read to me... something erotic, something dirty, while you masturbate me.
(visual guide available here)

Reversal (Dick)

2012-03-16T11:44:00.001-06:00

omg... THIS! Which is an animated gif made from this movie.
(thanks to Tumblr SensualPegging for the hot video)

Topless Haircut (Dick)

2011-10-13T09:06:00.001-06:00

Topless haircuts like in this picture. HOT!
And maybe a shower together afterward.

Handy Mountain Transport (Jane)

2011-09-18T21:36:00.000-06:00

I think it would be fun to give Dick a hand job on the gondola.

Tied for the Ride (Dick)

2011-07-19T14:31:00.001-06:00

I wish I could find that video again Jane... but I know you've seen it and remember because we've talked about it since. Like in that scene, I'd like you to hog-tie my dick with thin rope (similar to this), put a condom on over the the whole thing, and then ride me into the sunset.

A Hand In The Bush (Dick)

2010-03-23T14:30:00.000-06:00

I would like to read A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting together and see what develops.

Naked Retreat (Dick)

2010-03-20T10:18:00.000-06:00

Let's go to Desire Cancun and hang out naked together for a week!

Pussy Massage (Dick)

2010-02-01T20:04:00.001-07:00

I recently read an account by Kidder Kaper on the Sex Is Fun Forums that described something his wife, Jade, did...

"One night, many years ago, Jade read a book that described how to give someone an erotic pussy massage. She oiled up my back and straddled me and began to grind her pussy into my lower back. She came and she came HARD. She fell off me breathless. I think this was super hot mostly because she took the initiative to find an idea and surprise me with it and it mostly lead to pleasure for her."

That's my idea of going bareback! What an interesting and creative idea! Grab the oil Jane... and don't be shy about working my ass cheeks into the routine.

Juicy Oral (Dick)

2009-11-23T05:40:00.000-07:00

Masturbate to orgasm (maybe more than once!) while giving me a blow job.
Use fingers to wipe your pussy juices up unto my cock and stroke it with your natural lube.
Then resume sucking until I explode in your mouth.

Peg Me, Baby (Dick)

2009-09-18T18:04:00.001-06:00

Strap on the harness, lock in the VixSkin dildo, and fuck my ass!

Genital Massage (Dick)

2009-09-13T10:48:00.001-06:00

Genital massage like the one instructed by Red Hot Touch in this DVD. To see what I'm talking about, check this video at about the half-way mark. (Actually, the anal massage video looks like fun too).

UPDATE: See comment by Dick below.

Surprise Me (Dick)

2009-09-11T10:48:00.001-06:00

Catch me by surprise when my cock is flaccid. Maybe in the shower, or when I'm just stepping out, drop to your knees and put my whole dick in your mouth. Suck me until my cock is hard and my knees are weak... and then leave me. (be prepared to fuck me later, I'll be all over you)

Ultimate Vaginal (Dick)

2009-09-06T08:50:00.001-06:00

Vaginal sex in Leap Frog position. You with a butt plug in (that makes it tighter for me) and your Hitachi Magic Wand pressed firmly against your pelvis, just above your pubic bone. I think the vibration would carry right through and rattle my dick every time I thrust.

License to Choose (Dick)

2009-09-03T08:35:00.000-06:00

Send me an email sometime in the middle of the day, maybe while I am at work, that says, "I want you to pick something, anything, from the Fantasy Box tonight".

Anal (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:32:00.008-06:00

Anal sex.

Unforgettable Assist (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:32:00.007-06:00

I ring your scrotum with a finger and thumb, tugging gently downward. You masturbate the shaft while I suck on the head of your dick.

Slumber Tumble (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:30:00.003-06:00

Middle of the night... half asleep sex.

Hanging on the Edge (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:28:00.003-06:00

"Edging" with you giving me oral stimulation to my clit only.

Edge Rider (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:27:00.008-06:00

I bring myself to th edge and back down several time then I get on top of you and ride you to orgasm.

Get Up and Blow Hard (Jane)

2009-09-02T21:27:00.007-06:00

I wake you up in the middle of the night by puting your soft dick in my mouth and bring you to orgasm with my mouth. (Yes, this is my fantasy! And obviously requires the element of Surprise).

Puting It All To Good Use (Dick)

2009-09-02T21:18:00.000-06:00

Tie me up and fuck me with all your holes!

Entertain Me (Dick)

2009-09-02T21:14:00.000-06:00

Spend 45 minutes entertaining my genitals while I watch whatever porn I want.

Auto-Cunnilingus by Proxy (Dick)

2009-09-02T21:13:00.000-06:00

You can't lick your own pussy so I'd like to be your tongue for you. My lips and tongue will do exactly what you tell them to and no more.

Four-Play (Dick)

2009-09-02T21:10:00.000-06:00

Double penetrate yourself with dildos (logistics worked out ahead of time) and then use your Eroscillator (vibrator) on your clit while you blow me.

Receptive 69 (Dick)

2009-09-02T21:08:00.000-06:00

69 position. You blow me... but instead of me eating you, you finger yourself to orgasm while I watch up close.