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This will be my last post of the day and maybe the last post of the weekend because im taking off to enjoy the finer things in life. Such as the couch, sex, and fireworks. Awesome!</p>
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OK! Magazine has paid $500,000 the above picture of <strong>Michael Jackson</strong> being caried out of this home on a stretcher. I am not sure why they would put that on the cover for a tribute. Thats like something I would do. HA!</p>
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Here is <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> posing for some grill magazine. If you really wanna sell your damn grill then just have her turn around and bend over and touch her toes. Simple as that.</p>
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I am pretty sure that beastiality is illigal but maybe rules don&#8217;t apply to the Playboy Mansion. Anyways, <strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> has said that she might do <em>Playboy</em>. I really don&#8217;t see how Khloe is even related to the rest of the family. Dad musta fucked a horse.</p>
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Yesterday <strong>Gary Coleman</strong> got his midget ass kicked by his really ugly wife. She was charged with domestic violence and was booked at 8:32 PM. Might I had that they are the worst looking couple I have ever seen.</p>
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