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Please make sure you check in occasionally and post a comment or two if you feel the need.</feedburner:browserFriendly><item><title>Matthias Müller’s Particle Art</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~3/TxnVEMOvQXo/</link> <comments>http://digitalcortex.net/technology/matthias-mullers-particle-art/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:32:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tom Saunter</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[film]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[art]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cgi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[commercial]]></category> <category><![CDATA[computer graphics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[examples]]></category> <category><![CDATA[favourite]]></category> <category><![CDATA[featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[graphics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[honda]]></category> <category><![CDATA[image]]></category> <category><![CDATA[infinite]]></category> <category><![CDATA[love]]></category> <category><![CDATA[matthias muller]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motion]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motion art]]></category> <category><![CDATA[particle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[particle art]]></category> <category><![CDATA[planet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[playlist]]></category> <category><![CDATA[texture]]></category> <category><![CDATA[time]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[virtual]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vodafone]]></category> <category><![CDATA[watch]]></category> <category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://digitalcortex.net/?p=19228</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/culture/film/" title="film">film</a><a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/technology/" title="Technology">Technology</a></p>There&#8217;s this guy called Matthias Müller, and he makes beautiful abstractions out of virtual dust on his supercomputer. He&#8217;s some kind of motion-art superhero, probably sent to us from the exploding Planet 3DS Max by his scientist parents. In this post I&#8217;ve picked out a few examples of his work, because as well as being [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s this guy called <a
title="Matthias Muller" href="http://matthiasm.de/">Matthias Müller</a>, and he makes beautiful abstractions out of virtual dust on his supercomputer. He&#8217;s some kind of motion-art superhero, probably sent to us from the exploding Planet 3DS Max by his scientist parents.</p><p>In this post I&#8217;ve picked out a few examples of his work, because as well as being simply gorgeous viewing material, they&#8217;re great examples of what&#8217;s possible with a few gigs of RAM, a graphics card and some imagination.</p><p>Probably my favourite due to it&#8217;s relative simplicity, this tech demo plays with texture in surprising ways:</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jz-7Di2s4yY?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>This next one is so epic! Like an underwater fireworks show of electric choreographed jellyfish, or something&#8230;</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0pXYp72dwl0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Watch as millions of particles merge and blend with infinite complexity in this piece of seemingly generative fludity:</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j3qnXFN6Or8?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>This final clip is almost a love story. Watch as two swirling masses collide, explode and dance in time with the music:</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NnTyvWdHDvE?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>An undoubtedly talented guy, Matthias has done commercial work for <a
title="Honda Jazz 'Unpredictable Life'" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwsAr8eBQA" class="">Honda</a>&nbsp;and <a
title="3D Evolution of Mobile Phones" href="http://digitalcortex.net/sideblog/3d-evolution-of-mobile-phones/" class="">Vodafone</a>&nbsp;(as featured last year).&nbsp;&nbsp;His <a
title="MatthiasMvideos on YouTube" href="www.youtube.com/matthiasmvideos" class="">YouTube channel</a> is certainly worth a look, as are his lovely image renders on <a
title="Matthias M on CGPortfolio" href="http://matthiasm.cgsociety.org/gallery/" class="">CGPortfolio</a>.</p><p>I can barely get the most out of MSPaint, however&#8230;</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~4/TxnVEMOvQXo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://digitalcortex.net/technology/matthias-mullers-particle-art/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://digitalcortex.net/technology/matthias-mullers-particle-art/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item><title>Justice: Audio, Video, Disco</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~3/bzM01LuzJ9A/</link> <comments>http://digitalcortex.net/culture/music/justice-audio-video-disco/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 22:55:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tom Saunter</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[artist]]></category> <category><![CDATA[confident]]></category> <category><![CDATA[creation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[justice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[new]]></category> <category><![CDATA[single]]></category> <category><![CDATA[time]]></category> <category><![CDATA[track]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[xavier]]></category> <category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://digitalcortex.net/?p=19062</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/culture/music/" title="music">music</a></p><p></p>If I&#8217;m to make good on my resolution to blog something every single day, then I currently owe a whopping&#160;eleven&#160;blog posts. I ought to get on with it, hadn&#8217;t I? In the spirit of getting on with it, the new Justice video features electro-rockstars Gasparde and Xavier doing exactly that, while preparing for the release [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I&#8217;m to make good on my resolution to blog something every single day, then I currently owe a whopping&nbsp;<em>eleven</em>&nbsp;blog posts.</p><p>I ought to get on with it, hadn&#8217;t I?</p><p>In the spirit of getting on with it, the new Justice video features electro-rockstars Gasparde and Xavier doing exactly that, while preparing for the release of their track &#8216;Audio, Video, Disco&#8217; from the <a
title="Audio, Video, Disco on Amazon" href="http://amzn.to/z3xv7R" class="">eponymous album</a>.</p><p>The video documents the pair&nbsp;living and breathing their work in the studio at all stages of the track&#8217;s life cycle, from conception to critical acclaim. You&#8217;ll like it, because it&#8217;s confident, it&#8217;s awesome, and it&#8217;s very very French:</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lqBhgEQ4LT0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>One more post by midnight&#8230; time to get on with it!</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~4/bzM01LuzJ9A" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://digitalcortex.net/culture/music/justice-audio-video-disco/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://digitalcortex.net/culture/music/justice-audio-video-disco/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item><title>Nucleus Medical Media</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~3/u7RLDWNqang/</link> <comments>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/nucleus-medical-media/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:37:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tom Saunter</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Science]]></category> <category><![CDATA[3D]]></category> <category><![CDATA[animation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[animators]]></category> <category><![CDATA[biology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[CAD]]></category> <category><![CDATA[computer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[machinery]]></category> <category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[medical]]></category> <category><![CDATA[medicine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[microscopic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nucleus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[science]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scientists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[view]]></category> <category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://digitalcortex.net/?p=19205</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/science-2/" title="Science">Science</a></p><p></p>Nucleus Medical Media&#8217;s 2011 3D medical animation demo reel shows surgery, anatomy, mechanism of action (MOA), and physiology produced for medical devices, pharmaceutical companies, biotechnology, marketing agencies, lawyers, and more. What Nucleus don&#8217;t include in their showreel&#8217;s YouTube description, but will become apparent, is that they are probably among the finest computer animators working today. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Nucleus Medical Media&#8217;s 2011 3D medical animation demo reel shows surgery, anatomy, mechanism of action (MOA), and physiology produced for medical devices, pharmaceutical companies, biotechnology, marketing agencies, lawyers, and more.</p></blockquote><p>What <a
href="http://www.nucleusinc.com/">Nucleus</a> don&#8217;t include in their showreel&#8217;s YouTube description, but will become apparent, is that they are probably among the finest computer animators working today.</p><p>In my view they depict very complicated biomechanical processes so very clearly, and quite beautifully too. Here&#8217;s the aforementioned showreel:</p><p><iframe
width="540" height="304" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kd7bZ4HGCm4?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>My question is, how is it these guys are nailing it so hard?! Are they scientists trained in CAD, or the reverse?</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~4/u7RLDWNqang" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/nucleus-medical-media/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/nucleus-medical-media/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item><title>Missing: Bella the Dog</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~3/6JvXzPvUNN0/</link> <comments>http://digitalcortex.net/web/blogging/missing-bella-the-dog/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:53:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tom Saunter</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[blogging]]></category> <category><![CDATA[digital]]></category> <category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category> <category><![CDATA[found]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Media]]></category> <category><![CDATA[network]]></category> <category><![CDATA[News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[people]]></category> <category><![CDATA[play]]></category> <category><![CDATA[reading]]></category> <category><![CDATA[search]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tom]]></category> <category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://digitalcortex.net/?p=19196</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/web/blogging/" title="blogging">blogging</a></p>This isn&#8217;t the sort of thing I&#8217;d usually write about here, so for the hardcore who&#8217;ve come to expect a blend of media and tech thoughtfulness, an alternative reading is that this is a a live case-study in how digital can play troubleshooter to certain real-world issues&#8230; Those who follow me on Twitter will know [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This isn&#8217;t the sort of thing I&#8217;d usually write about here, so for the hardcore who&#8217;ve come to expect a blend of media and tech thoughtfulness, an alternative reading is that this is a a live case-study in how digital can play troubleshooter to certain real-world issues&#8230;</p><p>Those who follow me on Twitter will know the news already:</p><blockquote
class="twitter-tweet"><p>Our dog is still missing: Littleport / Ely area, white, black patches, Jack Russell cross, if seen pls call 07740619844 <a
title="http://twitter.com/freedimensional/status/156016626414780416/photo/1" href="http://t.co/K9DlAUnO" class="">twitter.com/freedimensiona…</a></p><p>— Tom Saunter (@freedimensional) <a
href="https://twitter.com/freedimensional/status/156016626414780416" data-datetime="2012-01-08T14:17:17+00:00" class="">January 8, 2012</a></p></blockquote><p>There&#8217;s been a search out for her ever since, with all five Saunters and some amazing neighbours clomping about in our wellies, flashlights in hand.</p><p>I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;ve thought of everything: we&#8217;ve scouring the entire surrounding area (see map); spoken to people all over town; put up flyers and posters in areas of high traffic; we&#8217;re leaving a scent-trail back to the house from where she went missing; notified all the necessary authorities and secured some media coverage (Star Radio, <a
href="" class="" style="">Gumtree</a><span
style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">,&nbsp;</span><a
title="Lost: White And Black Terrier Cross Female In East Anglia (CB6)" href="http://www.doglost.co.uk/dog_blog.php?dogId=36038" class="">DogLost</a>).</p><p>As you&#8217;ll see, what we need now are some more eyes and ears&#8230;</p><p><iframe
src="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=the+coppice,+littleport&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=The+Coppice,+Littleport,+United+Kingdom&amp;gl=uk&amp;t=h&amp;vpsrc=6&amp;ll=52.44921,0.302038&amp;spn=0.020924,0.046263&amp;z=14&amp;iwloc=A&amp;output=embed" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" width="540" height="400"></iframe><br
/> <small><a
style="color: #0000ff; text-align: left;" href="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=the+coppice,+littleport&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=The+Coppice,+Littleport,+United+Kingdom&amp;gl=uk&amp;t=h&amp;vpsrc=6&amp;ll=52.44921,0.302038&amp;spn=0.020924,0.046263&amp;z=14&amp;iwloc=A&amp;source=embed">View Larger Map</a></small></p><p>Four hours ago, something incredible happened. A lady I&#8217;ve never met created the Facebook group &#8216;<a
title="Help find BELLA" href="http://www.facebook.com/groups/helpfindbella/" class="">Help find BELLA</a>&#8216; and invited some friends.</p><p>Since then it&#8217;s grown, and now a whopping 128 people have joined. Tomorrow, there&#8217;s a search planned for 10.30am in the Littleport area. Truly awesome. Thank you all. We can&#8217;t do this without you!</p><div
class="woo-sc-box note   " style="padding-left:15px;background-image:none;">Update: We found her!&nbsp;<del>I&#8217;ll update this blog post when we find her. In the meantime, please tweet, Facebook and G+ this blog post to anybody in your network that lives in the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk area.</del></div><p>Many thanks indeed, Tom.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~4/6JvXzPvUNN0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://digitalcortex.net/web/blogging/missing-bella-the-dog/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://digitalcortex.net/web/blogging/missing-bella-the-dog/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item><title>Fifth World Problems</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~3/ld_kkhCQH2g/</link> <comments>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/fifth-world-problems/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:36:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Tom Saunter</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Science]]></category> <category><![CDATA[artist]]></category> <category><![CDATA[clothes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fractal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[human]]></category> <category><![CDATA[link]]></category> <category><![CDATA[paint]]></category> <category><![CDATA[reddit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sound]]></category> <category><![CDATA[world]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://digitalcortex.net/?p=19177</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a
href="http://digitalcortex.net/category/science-2/" title="Science">Science</a></p>If you’ve ever had the feeling “same shit, higher dimension”, I’m sure you’d fit right in on Fifth World Problems, a subreddit in the key of  First World Problems, and a place for extradimensional beings to air their cosmic gripes. Most of the submissions and their respective commentary are childish lunacy, but among the smarter entries lie some fascinating [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve ever had the feeling <em>“same shit, higher dimension”</em>, I’m sure you’d fit right in on <a
title="Fifth World Problems on Reddit" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems">Fifth World Problems</a>, a subreddit in the key of  <a
title="First World Problems on Know Your Meme" href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/first-world-problems">First World Problems</a>, and a place for extradimensional beings to air their cosmic gripes.</p><div
class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 164px"><img
class=" " title="Hypercube  | Fifth World Problems | Digital Cortex" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091021131904/uncyclopedia/images/7/72/Hypercube.gif" alt="Hypercube | Fifth World Problems | Digital Cortex" width="154" height="154" /><p
class="wp-caption-text">I got 99 problems but a 4D hypercube ain&#39;t one</p></div><p>Most of the submissions and their respective commentary are childish lunacy, but among the smarter entries lie some fascinating thought experiments. I find myself stretching for a scientifically reasoned solution, if only I weren&#8217;t so limited by my inferior human mind!</p><p>Equally silly and clever, here are some of my favourites for your delectation and amusement:</p><ul><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>My membrane girlfriend and I didn&#8217;t use protection when we collided and now we&#8217;re going to have a universe. I&#8217;m not ready to be a deity but my family is pro-existence. What do I do?</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>Minutes have stopped accumulating as hours. It&#8217;s now 4:237 PM and my boss still won&#8217;t let me punch out <img
src='http://digitalcortex.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt="icon sad | Fifth World Problems | Digital Cortex" class='wp-smiley' title="icon sad  | Fifth World Problems | Digital Cortex" /> </em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I forgot my admin password and now my memories are read-only.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I hired a möbius stripper for a party but she finished her act with her clothes still on and I can&#8217;t get a refund.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>My neutrinos were caught speeding, now my insurance is going up √-17 %</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I am the very thing I am typing and am terrified that submitting myself will result in a collapse of my consciousness.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I was unwittingly assigned to be controlled by a modulation wheel. Now I sound like dubstep.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I forced the alive and dead versions of Schrödinger&#8217;s cat to mate. The resultant offspring has enslaved my family.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I accidntally dstroyd a prtty important lttr.</em></span></li><li><span
style="color: #808080;"><em>I commissioned an artist to paint me a fractal and I think he is just trying to milk this project out for more payment. Will he ever be done?</em></span></li></ul><p>Any favourites of your own? Or any solutions, even? Post them over at <a
title="Fifth World Problems on Reddit" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems">Fifth World Problems</a> or let&#8217;s talk them out in the comments.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DigitalCortex/~4/ld_kkhCQH2g" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/fifth-world-problems/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://digitalcortex.net/science-2/fifth-world-problems/</feedburner:origLink></item> </channel> </rss><!-- Performance optimized by W3 Total Cache. Learn more: http://www.w3-edge.com/wordpress-plugins/

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