Digitally Blonde http://digitallyblonde.com Technology and pop culture with a touch of blondeness Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:09:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Pubes: Summer’s Hottest Accessory http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/pubes-summers-hottest-accessory/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/pubes-summers-hottest-accessory/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:56:17 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5415 A must for all your lesbian parties.

Ok now you’re just trying to piss Gillette off…

I bet Bieber wants the Hair Chest T!

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Prince Charming from Cinderella

Prince Eric from Little Mermaid

Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty

Aladdin

Dimitri from Anastasia

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As seen on Technabob.com

It’s time for another episode of Cooking in the Kitchen with Vader and Leia. Today’s special: Bantha over toast points with a side of JarJar. At least that’s what we think some of the delicacies should be in any kitchen where you wear one of these amusing new Star Wars aprons, fresh off the shelves of the Star Wars Shop.

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As seen on KillMyDayNow.com

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I didn’t think I’d be typing these words but, I freaking loved Vampire Killers!

After some time trying to figure out what to review, the one and only Carol Zara asked if I could review this movie called Vampire Killers. I was reluctant at first because the title alone made me cringe thinking of some twilight ripoff that sadly, probably would be better anyway. Oh how I was wrong!

The biggest win besides the load of fanny in this film is the fact that it follows in the footsteps on Shaun of the Dead so dead on that you can’t help but enjoy it. It just reminds you of why you love Shaun of the Dead but not so much that it exactly copies it.

The plot goes as follows: Step 1. Boy gets dumped. Step 2. Best friend in an attempt to cheer him up and get them ass suggests an adventure! Step 3. Find hot girls upon arriving at their destination. After that, find out that the town has been cursed so that every girls that turns 18 becomes and lesbian vampire. Don’t forget all this happens in a very funny manner and with very attractive ladies being very….lesbian. Sound good?It’s pretty hard to get ass in a town when just about every female is a total les. It’s just as heartbreaking when they’re as hot as these girls.

Not only is this movie funny, but it’s actually shot beautifully. Camera work, color palette, and quick cuts are brilliant. The acting and dialogue is perfectly delivered by the cast so it’s not painful to get through. Vampire Killers isn’t just some cheaply put together, ‘we made it please watch it movie’. It’s worth seeing because it’s got everything a campy comedy needs to be enjoyable. You won’t walk away disappointed feeling like you wasted 86 minutes. I really enjoyed this movie and I think if you like Shaun of the Dead (who doesn’t) then you’ll be right at home with this one. Just know, I’m not saying it’s better than Shaun of the Dead in any  way. Even with way more half naked hotties and nudity, I won’t say it’s better than Shaun of theDead, but it is similar. I think I’m going to watch it again actually because I enjoyed it just that much. Give it a chance and let us know what you think. Thanks for reading!

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Mhm… you can cuddle with Edward, sit on Edward, sleep with Edward and your parents are gonna be totally ok with it.

Edward the Vampire pillow. Or “manllow” as some call.

Nah, I’ll just call it “vampillow.”

Vampire Pillowsome FTW!

As seen on KillMyDayNow.com

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So I picked some outfits for LL that I think would make her 90-day jail sentence a lot more fun AND SEXY…

Blonde Conviction

Guilty Lady

Uniform Babe with killer heels

LA County Prison Bitch

If you see a paparazzi, don't hesitate: go for the I-used-to-be-a-Disney-star Pose

Inmate Glam

Jailhouse Hottie

Pink Handcuffs PJs

Rainbow cuffs are the latest in prison fashion

Rainbow cuffs are the latest in prison fashion

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/lindsay-lohans-prison-fashion/feed/ 1 It’s Half Octopus! http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/its-half-octopus/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/its-half-octopus/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:11:30 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5281 Sharktopus. It’s half shark. Half OCTOPUS!!!

Perez Hilton blogs about Sharktopus back in Feb,2010: Yes, amazing in theory.

The main hot chick in the movie is Nicole Sands (Sara Malakul Lane, a Thai supermodel).

I hope Sharktopus likes Thai food.

"OMG I can't even tan anymore... These fugly CG sharks just keep bugging me... rolls eyes"

What Mr. Corman and the Syfy channel don’t know is that I DID have sexual relations with this octopus:

Paul was a gentleman.

And by the time they release their “half-shark-half-octopus-blah-blah-meh-meh-meh” Hollywood movie, I’ll be having “half-Zara-half-octopus” babies.

New reality TV show called Zaratopus? Maybe.

TLC, VH1. Call me.

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