I’m taking a digital vacay this month, which means I’ll be a little more absent from blogging on Digitally Blonde and social media whoring around the net. Not completely though! I still have MTV Brazil vids to post, articles to write, movies to review… and I’ll be def posting them on Twitter and Facebook.

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Here’s why:

Piranha 3D will make you ROFL, feel grossed out and get a boner at the same time

Yes, I got a clit boner

One of the best scenes in Piranha 3D

Behind the scenes: sluts covered in blood

Slut eaten by the slut fishes. Piranha means slut in Brazil, FYI

It has tons of pop culture references

Piranha 3D's poster was a mix of the 1978 Piranha poster and the Jaws poster.

Richard Dreyfuss played Matt Hooper in Jaws, and now Matt Hooper in Piranha 3D

Christopher Lloyd, the scientist from Back to The Future, plays a scientist in Piranha

It’s definitely more entertaining than The Expendables

Just do the Math… 3D + TNA = FTW

Kelly Brook, a wild girl

Eli Roth as the Host of a wet t-shirt competition

Riley Steele and Kelly Brook

Derrick Jones wants to make a "wild girls" movie at the Piranha infested lake.

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CZ’s notes:

• The 3D can be shitty sometimes, but it still delivers great moments, like never-before-seen 3D boobies.
• It’s unfortunate that Piranha 3D didn’t launch early summer -it would have been a hit. It’ll now totally rely on word of mouth marketing.
• The crowd was very young (a bit “plastic” too), and at times they wouldn’t get the jokes. I was surprised there was a scene that only moi in the entire effin theatre got it. I started laughing and no one else did, so I had to yell what it was and THEN people started laughing.
• Piranha 3D was actually the first movie ever to make me scream in the theatre. I’m usually a very quiet person when watching movies (the complete opposite of the annoying bitches that kept talking nonstop last night)
• Just go see it, thank me later.

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Piranha 3D wins this year’s “Most Amount of Hot Chicks in a Movie” trophy.

Just do the Math… TNA + 3D = FTW

Kelly Brook

Kelly is a British model turned actress. She plays Danni, a wild girl.

Must… stop… looking… at… her… boo…bies…

Riley Steele

She plays Crystal, the other wild girl.

Riley has been in many movies such as Bad Girl #2, Bad Girls #3, Jack’s POV #14 and Teenlicious.

Ms Steele is also an entrepreneur.

Jessica Szohr

Jessica is American actress known for her role in Gossip Girl. She plays the main character’s love interest and makes out with a wild girl.

Bonnie Morgan

Bonnie plays a Sorority Girl who gets bitten in the ass (one of the best moments in the movie).

She’s a famous contortionist in real life.

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This year’s World Cup had become a circus: on one side models and porn stars making promises of getting naked and giving free blow jobs; on the other side, an octopus getting all the game scores right. Freakin’ HILARIOUS! So how could moi celebrate the World Cup? Mixing all those elements together…

These are photos I took with photog Matt Barnes the day after the World Cup final:

Yes, it was a real octopus.

And here’s a test shot between breaks…

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