Dimeforscale Movie Club Podcast

DFSMC 069: Double Dragon (1994)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 8 Jun 2015 10:26:05 GMT

Todd and SteveG from the Your Parents Basement podcast join the DFSMC to talk, in the main, about Robert Patrick’s hair. Also, TB and SG do some Robert Patrick improv, TB calls out Jackee and we chat about the Street Fighter and Mortal…

DFSMC 068: Idiocracy (2006)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 25 May 2015 14:46:20 GMT

On today’s pod, Special Guest, “No, Cannot Have!” aka Rob joins us. Jackee’s confused about the movie and how time works, we hear about the Inception (and Interstellar) of Idiocracy and ponder the dystopian world of selfies, Kardashians, Fuddbuttfuckers and Murrica!…

DFSMC 067: The Fifth Element (1997)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 11 May 2015 12:09:27 GMT

Its a No Holds Barred episode as we cover The Jengapocalypse, Jedi Confusion, George Lucas the costume thief, dodgy west country accents and Discount Willis. Paul channels Dr. Doolittle, SG respects That Guy From Police Academy, we all disrespect gentleman lover…

DFSMC 066: Tremors (1990)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 05:12:18 GMT

Cock-slugs and octopi are on the lunch menu when we take a visit to a little town called Perfection for a chat about Tremors and The Michaels Winner, Caine, Jagger and Palin [61 minutes] On today’s show Octopus lunch chat with Michael…

DFSMC 065: Mr. Baseball (1992)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 07:36:41 GMT

Todd teaches pronunciation and how to spot racism, big hair stories, Magnum PI’s bakery and International restaurant etiquette, all on today’s Mr. Baseball DFSMC! [63 minutes] On today’s show The dodgy movie posters Baseball hair TB explains racism TB ironically teaches…

DFSMC 064: Bloodsport (1988)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 30 Mar 2015 10:38:43 GMT

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! JCVD’s undies, our Kumite moves, pulling nuts, body hardening, poofy hair and Jayson Blair, dodgy admirals, Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude. It’s time for Bloodsport! [65 minutes] On today’s show We discuss our Kumite fighting moves TB develops Kumite…

DFSMC 063: Coyote Ugly (2000)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 13:02:30 GMT

Who ordered water?! We all tell stripper stories, John spends too long in the bathroom, Todd orders a pizza and Steve applies for a job at Coyote Ugly [72 minutes] On today’s show The R-rated stripping version Steppin’ on the Steeg…

DFSMC 062: Batman & Robin (1997)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 08:34:32 GMT

Special Guest Josh AKA JGdmn joins the DFSMC to chat about Baaaaane, Batfleck, Wonder Woman, Austin Powers, Cats, Starlight Express and oh… Batman and Robin! [78 minutes] On today’s show Josh AKA JGdmn guests Joel Schumacher’s Godson TB calls in…

DFSMC 061: Road Hard (2015)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 9 Mar 2015 14:38:00 GMT

Jackee rates the men, Todd is drunk, Neil is an Audio Nazi and Paul is sad as we chat about Nipple Budgets, The Road Hard Paradox and Adam Carolla’s brand new movie! [79 minutes] Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on…

DFSMC 060: I, Frankenstein (2014)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 2 Mar 2015 08:40:07 GMT

Paul joins us for a historically Gothic chat about Hoodie Frank, a 50 Shades of Grey honeymoon, demon nail care and a bouncing genius. [63 minutes] On today’s show Oscar-winning performances from The Jovials! Paul’s 50 Shades of Grey…

DFSMC 059: O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 12:22:18 GMT

Erik Marshall joins the regulars to chat about harridans, The Birth of a Nation and cows in our most offensive podcast to date?! [79 minutes] On today’s show Erik Marshall from the That’s a Wrap! and WET podcasts is our…

DFSMC 058B: Interview with Liam: TMNT Expert

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 19 Feb 2015 10:17:52 GMT

A special bonus episode in which Paul interviews World Renowned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Expert, Dr. Liam from the University of Nebraska, who was generous enough to do a comparative analysis of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and the Teenage Mutant Ninja…

DFSMC 058: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 12:03:48 GMT

Steve writes some pages, there’s an extensive discussion about TMNT videogames and we chat about Paul’s Henson Dream and filthy New York. It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Time! [68 minutes] On today’s show A thrilling and creative radio play from…

DFSMC 057: Valentine’s Day (2010)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 9 Feb 2015 13:28:06 GMT

The Jovials get a little romantic, Todd gets very angry and Steve conjures up a Pretty Woman sequel on a Very Special DFSMC anniversary show! [65 minutes] On today’s show It’s our first Anniversary show! Time for sham-pag-nee and roses… Steeg ❤ Taylor…

DFSMC 056: American Anthem (1986)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 2 Feb 2015 11:05:26 GMT

We get sweaty in the woods and chat about Sweet Trash, Cousin Quasimodo, Mrs. Gretzky and Bowl Cuts on a very athletic podcast! [58 minutes] We recommend renting American Anthem, but you could probably just watch this 7 minute condensed version, as…

DFSMC 055: Left Behind (2014)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 10:54:19 GMT

Special Guest Patience (Mrs. Paul) joins the DFSMC and we chat about our religious upbringings, evil toys and our personal relationships with Jesus. [56 minutes] We recommend renting Left Behind, but you could probably just watch the trailer… On today’s…

DFSMC 054: Totally Tropical Quiz & Movies We’ve Seen

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 12:34:20 GMT

It’s play at home fun this week with another Totally Tropical Quiz! Also, TB becomes “Mr. Skin” and we gossip about dear, dear friend, Mike Carano. On today’s show Jacki insults royalty Everyone is exasperated at the theme Neil forgets how numbers…

DFSMC 053: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 10:41:14 GMT

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Ray Liotta, The Transporter, Shaggy and Burt Reynolds made a medieval fantasy movie? Wonder no more… the result is a huge turd, and it’s called In The Name Of The King! On…

DFSMC 052: Totally 2014 Quiz

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 1 Jan 2015 08:14:45 GMT

Steeg gets angry at the squirrels and Jackee doesn’t know what squirrels are in a Special Totally 2014 Quiz! Featuring squarrels. Also, beavers. On today’s show A clip from Huell’s Haberdashery Hangout Hour Steeg gets angry at the squirrels Jackee doesn’t…

DFSMC 051: Totally Christmassy Quiz

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 00:03:04 GMT

Neil forgets to finish the quiz prep, Paul forgets what’s in his hand, Dreamitri forgets how quizzes work and Todd forgets to cheat in a thrilling Special Totally Christmassy Quiz podcast! Merry Christmas from everyone in the Dimeforscale Movie Club!…

DFSMC 050: The Santa Clause (1994)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:14:56 GMT

Jackee stands up for Elf Rights, John does some dodgy math(s) and Teeb thinks the whole thing is… STUPID! Ruh-ruh-ruh! It’s time to power up the sleigh for The Santa Clause! On today’s show Will Sasso’s vines Chat about…

DFSMC 049: Snowpiercer (2013)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:18:09 GMT

Paul and Dreamitri sniff each other’s Kronoles and put shoes on their heads in the “WORST” (or funniest?) DFSMC EVAH! Be the shoe. On today’s show Never seen Snowpiercer? You should! But, if not, virtually everything we discuss is in this…

DFSMC 048: Totally Tropical Quiz & Movies We’ve Seen Recently

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 8 Dec 2014 10:55:54 GMT

Pascal’s Pager AKA Paul joins us for a Totally Tropical Movie Quiz! Also: Neil and Teeb mangle accents and a breakfast fit for a Serial Killer… Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s…

DFSMC 047: Krull (1983)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 1 Dec 2014 13:04:46 GMT

Pascal’s Pager AKA Paul joins us to defend the Honour Of Krull as we run through pink cheeked Freudian passages and climb in to red Freudian caves. Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show Never…

DFSMC 046: Doom (2005)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 21:19:24 GMT

Pull up a she-boy and listen to the DFSMC crew chat about our love for Rosamund Pike, Cacodemons and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show She-boys vs. Ladyboys…

DFSMC 045: The Hunt For Red October & Crimson Tide

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 14:14:09 GMT

Former U.S. Navy Submarine Lieutenant, PBR and currently serving U.S. Marine Corps Captain, Jovial John join us little ducks for a special double movie episode! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show Jackee…

DFSMC 044: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:49:23 GMT

We break out of the cupboard under the stairs for a magical podcast about crappy child actors and real-life Quidditch! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show Jackee makes some noise The Sorting Hat…

DFSMC 043: Jack and Jill (2011)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 3 Nov 2014 18:00:51 GMT

We did Jack and Jill without Jackee and John. And you can listen to this pod without even watching the movie first. In fact, we recommend it. The clips below are enough. Srsly. Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe…

DFSMC 042: Fright Night (1985)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 16:02:33 GMT

On this week’s Special Halloween Episode, we discuss Sexy Vampires, Scary Movies and Evelyn “Champagne” King. It’s a Fright Night! For real… Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show The Unofficial Fright Night…

DFSMC 041: The Program (1993)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:02:28 GMT

We welcome back The Jovials for a chat about fudge packing, bad hair, crimes against fashion and College Football! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show Sports movie clichés The deleted “dare”…

DFSMC 040A: Totally Musical Quiz (Bonus Episode)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 11:56:05 GMT

A special bonus Totally Tropical Musical Quiz! Available for a limited time only…. For Play At Home Fun, you can use this cheat sheet! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link Movies We’ve Seen Recently…

DFSMC 040: Purple Rain (1984)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 13 Oct 2014 13:54:36 GMT

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 2day 2 talk about this thing called Purple Rain. Listen to find out what it sounds like When Doves Cry and how TB parents his kids! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on…

DFSMC 039: Billy Jack (1971)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 6 Oct 2014 14:39:06 GMT

We put on our snazzy hats to take a trip to a town full of Freedom Hippies, Cowboys and Indians and stick our tongue out at The Man. Put down that flour, maaaaaaaaan! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes …

DFSMC 038: Starship Troopers (1997)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 20:13:25 GMT

We jump out of the communal showers to fondle some brain bugs and chat about fascism and hair crimping. It’s time to enlist with the Starship Troopers! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show Buenos…

DFSMC 037: Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) TEST2

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 19:41:09 GMT

Neil gurns, Steve tries to not get wood and Todd gets a rimshot from a dog as we “mug” our way through the Kiddies’ Halloween Classic, Ernest Scared Stupid! On today’s show Jacki’s best movie synopsis so far! (?) The Ernest franchise TB’s…

DFSMC 036: Under Siege 2 (1995)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 22:31:59 GMT

We jump aboard Steven Seagal’s Scenic Railway for a chat about Thunderbox, mustaches, satellite porn and running like Phoebe from Friends as we come Under Siege!….2! On today’s show Gary Busey in drag SG resists perving on an under-age Heigl…

DFSMC 035: Snatch (2000)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 8 Sep 2014 05:11:24 GMT

Big Hollywood Lawyer, Backsack, jumps off his trampoline, rips off his clothes and joins our Cockerney gang to talk about fackin’ Snatch! Also, the Totally Tropical Quiz is back…for one week, at least! On today’s show TB does a perfect…

DFSMC 034: The Wicker Man (2006)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 1 Sep 2014 06:20:23 GMT

Huell joins the DFS Movie Club as we put on our bear suits and fly over to Summersisle for a bicycle ride with Nic Cage. On today’s show TB tells us a Real Estate American Horror Story A new song by The…

DFSMC 033: Hook

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 17:43:37 GMT

SG, TB and Jovial John fly away to Neverland to hang out with those hot mermaids. On today’s show Julia Roberts – nuts or hot? Young SG lusting after young girls TB’s love of BBWs Cameos from people we don’t like…

DFSMC 032: Popeye (with SGreenwell and Jovial John)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:51:53 GMT

Steve (Poo-Poo-Psudio) Greenwell watches Popeyes untils he can’ts stands no more! John doesn’t even bother watching and TB gets all emotional in an All-New DFSMC Show! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show:…

DFSMC 031: Totally Tropical Quiz and Movies We’ve Seen (with Jovial Jacki & John and Todd)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 21:49:04 GMT

The Jovials return from Down Under to regale us with stories of exotic drinks and then battle it out with Todd for mastery of the Totally Tropical Quiz. Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link…

DFSMC 030: Super Troopers (with Jovial Jacki & John and Todd)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 21:32:50 GMT

OK, miaow. The Jovials, Todd and Neil all down a bottle of maple syrup with a LeederoCola chaser and go for a mustache ride! Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe on iTunes | Stitcher link On today’s show: We’re…

DFSMC 029: Totally Tropical Quiz and Movies We’ve Seen (Guest: Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Wed, 23 Jul 2014 12:43:27 GMT

Today’s quiz was one of our most entertaining, but for all the wrong reasons! Also, TB fails to acknowledge a genius, a stupid Loveline listener calls in and we talk Imogen Poots ‘n’ Toots. Download the show | RSS Feed | Subscribe…

DFSMC 028: Vanilla Sky (Guest: Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 13:02:52 GMT

Stephen, Todd and Neil look in to the mirror and don’t like what they see. They see someone who just watched Vanilla Sky. On today’s show: The Spanish original that none of us watched. Tom Cruise’s vanity Tom has been…

DFSMC 027: Totally Tropical Quiz and Movies We’ve Seen (Guests: Victory Gin & Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:46:00 GMT

On today’s show: a very exciting quiz! Plus: Campfire and Funfetti stories from VG and DP’ing with Mr. Pfister. Movies We’ve Seen Recently Victory Gin A River Runs Through It (1992) I Like Killing Flies (2004) Star Trek V: The…

DFSMC 026: Demolition Man (Guests: Victory Gin & Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 09:40:49 GMT

LIVE! From New York! Victory Gin joins TB, SG and NT, as we all put down our seashells and discuss our boggle with Demolition Man. On today’s show: Yes, Minister/Prime Minister The heir to the throne Frida Kahlo and Madonna…

DFSMC 025: Totally Tropical Quiz and Movies We’ve Seen (Guests: Beeney & Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 06:50:10 GMT

On today’s quiz: Todd tries to cheat again! Plus a last-minute comeback from one contestant. Movies We’ve Seen Recently Beeney Europa Report (2013) SG Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982) Monty…

DFSMC 024: Sharknado (Guests: Beeney & Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Tue, 8 Jul 2014 08:48:11 GMT

Beeney and SG pick up their chainsaws and leap in to the 2013 SyFy classic, Sharknado. GoGoGoGoGoGoGo, run away from the Sharknado! On today’s show: Jem and the Holograms She-ra Thunder Cats Iron vs. Ian. A Welsh version: http://inogolo.com/pronunciation/d1501/Ioan_Gruffudd Corey Monteith…

DFSMC 023: Totally Tropical Quiz and Movies We’ve Seen (Guest: Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Wed, 2 Jul 2014 09:54:13 GMT

On today’s show: a thrilling and unpredictable quiz! Movies We’ve Seen Recently Todd B Non-Stop (2014) The Jovials The Frozen Ground (2013) SGreenwell Blazing Saddles (1974) The Naked Gun (1988) [Police Squad is also discussed] Neil [Most of these are carry-overs…

DFSMC 022: Europa Report (Guest: Stephen Greenwell)

noemail@noemail.org (Neil T) — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 14:38:17 GMT

On today’s show: Dwinking Uwine. Todd and SG’s thumbs are in places they shouldn’t be. Europa Report vs. Gravity. In Space, No-one Can See A Black Man? “Ooh, Katya!”. Space-Ninjas. Physics. How Does It Work? bourbonphantom’s Europa Report lessons. The…