Dingle Dangles - My One True Love

Ben Folds in the Park (with rollin' good times)

2005-08-04T23:37:00.000-05:00

Ben Folds in Prospect Park this evening while very very "altered" so positively that it was almost a perfect evening - only issue was the slimy factor from the constant streams of sweat on everyone....

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Achtung! Cuidado! Alert:: "Freelunch" may have left the building

2005-07-23T15:54:00.000-05:00

So this Freelunch was left for more in response to my post re: Gabby La La and what a tease. Says he (or she) saw them recently but doesn't say where, doesn't say how it was, and doesn't leave...

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To All You Sanctimonious Asswipes

2005-07-19T20:45:00.000-05:00

At some point, you will realize that since only you can prevent forest fires (only you) - that you not only contibuted to thousands dead, hundreds of billions spent (while other hundreds of billions...

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If One More Dumb Ass Bitch Asks Me...

2005-07-08T19:29:00.000-05:00

Why I am "still" single (as if the few months - in total - since college qualify as not being single) I will rage upon them with doom to rival the Empire.Doom to those people.Rage at those people.

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Put Me Out of My Misery

2005-06-29T23:16:00.000-05:00

If you find/learn that I am working the graveyard shift driving a bus in Hartford, CT. Obviously, I'd do it myself but something must be preventing me - why else would I endure such a horrific...

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With Tomatoes Like this...

2005-06-29T05:45:00.000-05:00

Thanks to The Beckster for sending these to me. Good to know you're working just as hard as I am...hahhah

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The Only Kind of Republicans I can Tolerate

2005-06-21T23:48:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of M Tidmus

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Profound Decision

2005-06-16T23:01:00.000-05:00

Ok - so here's the situation. There is my star wars name (which I'm not terribly fond of) - Chrmo Wahig (too lazy to give the how/why) and then my "jedi" name is: Cast off your old name! Your Jedi...

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Thus Saith a Master

2005-06-14T22:17:00.000-05:00

Hanging with my sister and brother in law in CT this weekend. Specifically, Saturday night sitting out on the porch smoking the remnants of some White Widow and the beginnings of some "Bubblegum" (a...

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BBC

2005-06-04T04:50:00.000-05:00

BIG BLACK COCK (as the owner of the BBC I like to play with calls it).Someone called my previous post sick and nasty. She ain't just whistling Dixie. I wonder if her powers of observation extend...

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Sex Drive Not Showing Signs of Slowing

2005-05-29T00:15:00.000-05:00

Anyday now - PLEASE! As embarrassing as this is to admit: I blew my load 8 times in the past 36 hours. Even worse: only 4 of those times was with when someone else (or more) were present. I write...

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Representative Conyers' Letter to Bush - Sign It

2005-05-27T21:47:00.000-05:00

Regardless of your political persuasion, I believe as citizens of this country it is our responsibility to hold elected (yes, elected is debatable) officials accountable for their actions. At the...

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For Inquiring Minds...

2005-05-27T17:35:00.000-05:00

Yes, yes I did have BBC last night. In fact, I had so much BBC my jaw aches today. Which is saying something considering how much work in a given day my jaw must do with all my clap trap and useless...

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To have BBC or not to have BBC

2005-05-26T21:57:00.000-05:00

The question for this evening is do I want to feast and devote energy on a BBC? It's a nice BBC but do I want it this evening?

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If Not For (the hair on my chin)

2005-05-18T02:08:00.000-05:00

the morning piss I have to take every morning without fail I'd be either a 1) seriously depressed rat bastard (because I'd never get out of bed) or 2) The Masturbating Champion of the World (although...

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CHICAGO? How Provincial...

2005-05-11T06:08:00.000-05:00

So this little quiz here came to the conclusion that I could live in Chicago. Sorry. No can do. Need a coast (for whatever reason you like - beaches, liberals, the chance to get on a boat and...

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Thicker Than a Foggy Morning Referred to as Pea Soup

2005-05-11T01:50:00.000-05:00

In the past week I have had the displeasure of dealing with two people who have to be - the densest of the dense.Yesterday, hooked up with this guy who just could not adjust to the way I like my dick...

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Gabby La La and Another Decision Aided by Inebriation

2005-05-01T08:10:00.000-05:00

So - last Monday I went to the Gabby La La show at Joe's Pub just south of Astor Place. Cool place. Les Claypool played bass (awesome). She was cool. Odd but cool. Liked it. Can't really explain it -...

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Delayed Entry

2005-04-21T03:20:00.000-05:00

Seems I missed the post I was "going" to write saying happy April 20th to all stoners (and the cool non stoners if there are any). Notice I did not state pot heads. Stoners and pot heads are two very...

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Odds, Ends, Corners, Rounded Corners, and Evens

2005-04-09T23:25:00.000-05:00

I don't think there has ever been anyone that I actually haven't met in person that has made me want to stab (repeatedly) my own eyes (not to mention some other choice spots) with a rusty, serrated...

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How my Bubblah Turned On Me

2005-03-28T22:08:00.000-05:00

My bubblah, my sidekick, my alter ego tricked me. Apparently, the water level decreased either naturally or from a little knock over once or twice but I didn't realize this until AFTER I took a...

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My "Candy Land"

2005-03-28T21:18:00.000-05:00

Initiated something very that was extremely uncharacteristic of me about a week and a half ago. Called up Craig Lap and said "let's take a very extended weekend and go to Amsterdam either next month...

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Baseball, Steroids, and "Congress"

2005-03-17T09:23:00.000-05:00

For a country that is at "war" according it's "leader" I cannot help but wonder what the fuck his party in "Congress" is doing wasting time over steroids in baseball. It's a fucking game. It's...

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The Dictionary of Sex Words Defines Dingle Dangle

2005-03-17T07:16:00.000-05:00

From the Dictionary of Sex Words:dingle-dangle:A penis or a flaccid , limp or hanging penis . See penis for synonyms.See Also: dangle, dangle-dong, dangle-parade, angle of the dangle, apache,...

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Consider yourselves lucky and forewarned

2005-03-13T23:26:00.000-05:00

I just realized, while leaving a comment at Crossed Wires about Star Wars, that I have yet to truly detail in this space my complete and utter obsession with it. Now, it's not as bad as that sounds...

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