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Quit Smoking....

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:01:16 PDT

Smoking tobacco or other substances can be dangerous and addictive.

The tobacco contains nicotine which can cause heart diseases and cancer.

More over smoking causes: yellow teeth, bad breath, and bad smell of cloth, difficulties to breathe, and much more. To quit smoking is not an easy thing to do because the materials are addictive.

Home Remedies to Quit Smoking

How to Quit Smoking with Natural Treatments

Put mustard seeds on the lungs and tape them with plaster, also rub the spot.
Drink a lot of water, that will help you to quit smoking and will clean your body from the toxic.
Every time you have the urge to smoke, put some salt of the tip of your tongue. Repeat for 1-2 month.
When you feel an urge to smoke, take a gum or a candy.
Drink a lot of celery juice and carrot juice, that will reduce the urge for cigarettes.
Work out daily.

INSOMNIA....

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:57:47 PDT

The term insomnia literally denotes a complete lack of sleep. It is, however, used to indicate a relative inability to sleep that consists of difficulty in falling asleep, difficulty in remaining asleep, early final awakening, or combinations of these complaints. This disease has assumed alarming proportions in the present times, specially among the upper classes in the urban set-up.

Insomnia Symptoms

Lack of sleep, emotional instability
The single symptom that most frequently marks the onset of insomnia is difficulty in falling asleep. There may he changes in the duration and quality of sleep, persistent changes in sleep patterns, lapses of memory, and lack of concentration during the day. Other symptoms are emotional instability, loss of coordination and confusion.
Insomnia Causes

Tension, anxiety, stress
The most common cause of sleeplessness is mental tension brought about by anxiety, worries, overwork, and overexcitement.
Suppressed Resentment, anger, bitterness
Suppressed feelings of resentment, anger, and bitterness may also cause insomnia.
Constipation, overeating, excessive tea/coffee/smoking
Constipation, dyspepsia, overeating at night, excessive intake of tea or coffee, smoking, and going to bed hungry are among the other causes. Often, worrying about falling asleep is enough to keep one awake.

Insomnia Home remedies

Insomnia treatment using Thiamine
Of the various food elements, thiamine or vitamin B is of special significance in the treatment of insomnia. It is vital for strong, healthy nerves. A body starved of thiamine over a long period will be unable to relax and fall asleep naturally. Valuable sources of this vitamin are wholegrain cereals, pulses, and nuts.
Insomnia treatment using Lettuce
Lettuce is beneficial in the treatment of insomnia as it contains a sleep-inducing substance, called 'lectucarium'. The juice of this plant has been likened in effect to the sedative action of opium without the accompanying excitement. Lettuce seeds taken in a decoction are also useful in insomnia. One tablespoon of seeds should be boiled in half a litre of water, till it is reduced by one-third.
Insomnia treatment using Milk
Milk is very valuable in insomnia. A glass of milk, sweetened with honey, should be taken every night before going to bed in treating this condition. It acts as a tonic and a tranquilliser. Massaging the milk over the soles of the feet has also been found effective.
Insomnia treatment using Curd
Curd is also useful in insomnia. The patient should take plenty of curd and massage it on the head. This will induce sleep.
Insomnia treatment using Bottle Gourd
The mixture of bottle gourd juice and sesame oil in 50:50 ratio acts as an effective medicine for insomnia. It should be massaged over the scalp every night. The cooked leaves of bottle gourd taken as a vegetable are also beneficial in the treatment of this disease.
Insomnia treatment using Aniseed
A tea made from aniseed is valuable in sleeplessness. This tea is prepared by boiling about 375 ml of water in a vessel and adding a teaspoon of aniseed. The water should be covered with a lid and allowed to simmer for fifteen minutes. It should then be strained and drunk hot or warm. The tea may be sweetened with honey, and hot milk may also be added to it. This tea should be taken after meals or before going to bed.
Insomnia treatment using Honey
Honey is beneficial in the treatment of insomnia. It has a hypnotic action and induces a sound sleep. It should be taken with water, before going to bed, in doses of two teaspoons in a large cup of water. Babies generally fall asleep after taking honey.
Insomnia treatment using Rauwolfia
The herb rauwolfia is a valuable medicine for insomnia because of its indisputable efficacy as a sedative. The hypnotic action of the drug appears to have been known since ancient times. The very first dose of rauwolfia will enable a patient with a phlegmatic and gouty nature to go to sleep. The powder of the root in a quantity of 0.25 gm to 0.5 gm should be mixed with some scented substance like cardamom and given to the patient The patient will have a sound sleep during the entire night. If the disease is chronic, the patient should take O.25 gm twice a day, in the morning as well as at night before retiring.

Insomnia Diet

Low salt diet
The patient should take a low-salt diet as salt is said to interfere with a restful sleep. A balanced diet with simple modifications in the eating pattern will go a long way in the treatment of insomnia.
Avoid white flour products, sugar products, tea etc.
Such a diet should exclude white flour products, sugar and its products, tea, coffee, chocolate, cola drinks, alcohol, fatty foods, fried foods, and foods containing additives.
Other Insomnia remedies

Regular active exercise
Regular active exercise during the day and mild exercise before retiring at night enhances the quantity and the quality of sleep. Yoga helps in a majority of cases. It provides physical and mental relaxation from one's disturbing problems.
Meditiate, eliminate stress, hobbies
The patient should make an all-out effort to eliminate as many stress factors as possible. The steps in this direction should include regular practice of any relaxation method or meditation technique; cultivating the art of doing things slowly, particularly activities like eating, walking and talking; limiting the working day to nine or ten hours and the working week to five and a half days; cultivating a creative hobby and spending some time daily on this; and avoiding meeting unrealistic targets.
Yogasanas
The traditional yoga asanas which are effective for insomnia patients are shirshasana, sarvangasana, paschimottanasana, uttanasana, viparit karni, and shavasana.

ALLERGIES...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:38:19 PDT

The word 'allergy' means an altered or abnormal tissue reaction after exposure to an antigen (also called an 'allergen'). The allergic reaction occurs if the body tissues are sensitive to the allergen. The allergen may reach the tissues by direct contact with the skin or various mucous membranes of the organs or through the bloodstream after absorption. Almost any part of the body can be affected by allergies. Allergic reactions are caused by a wide range of substances and conditions. These include pollens, dust, cosmetics, and animal hair; poisonous plants, serums, vaccines, and drugs; physical agents such as heat, cold and sunlight, as well as a variety of foods. The foods that commonly cause allergic reactions are oranges, milk, eggs, wheat, fish and other sea foods, chocolates, tomatoes, and strawberries.
Symptoms of Allergies

Recurring headaches, hay fever, Vomiting etc

Allergic symptoms are manifested in various forms in different organs. These include recurring headaches, migraines, dizziness, irritability, nervousness, depression, neuralgia, conjunctivitis, eczema, hay fever, a stuffy or runny nose, diarrhoea, vomiting, urticaria, asthma, shortness of breath, and swelling of the face and eyes. The same substance can cause different symptoms in different people at different times.

Causes of Allergies

Dietetic errors and faulty living style
Allergy is an indication of disharmony caused by dietetic errors and a faulty style of living.
Refined, processed foods and stress
It is also caused by excessive consumption of refined and processed foods, loaded with numerous chemical additives, many of which cause powerful reactions. Emotional and psychological stress can also lead to allergies.

Allergies Home Remedies

Allergies treatment using Nutrients
Certain nutrients have been found beneficial in the prevention and treatment of allergies. Often the intake of vitamin B5 or pantothenic acid brings great relief to the sufferer. This vitamin may be taken in a dose of 100 mg daily for a month. In such cases, liberal amounts of pantothenic acid helps even though the recovery takes several weeks. A dose of 400 mg of vitamin E taken daily for four to six weeks is also beneficial as this vitamin possesses effective anti-allergic properties.
Allergies treatment using Castor Oil
It is found that five drops of castor oil in half a cup of any fruit or vegetable juice, or plain water, and taken on an empty stomach in the morning, is beneficial for allergies of the intestinal tract, skin, and nasal passages.
Allergies treatment using Lime
Lime is considered an effective remedy for any kind of allergy. Half a lime may be squeezed in a glass of lukewarm water and sweetened with a teaspoon of honey. It can be taken once daily first thing in the morning for several months. This remedy not only flushes the system of toxins but also acts as an antitoxic and antiallergic agent. However, those who are allergic to citrus fruits should not take recourse to this remedy.
Allergies treatment using Bananas
One or two bananas a day are useful for those who are allergic to certain foods and who consequently suffer from skin rashes, digestive disorders, or asthma, The fruit does, however, cause allergic reactions in certain sensitive persons and they should avoid it.
Allergies treatment using Vegetable Juices
A quantity of 500 ml carrot juice or a combination of carrot juice with beet and cucumber juices, has been found beneficial in the treatment of allergies. In the case of mixed juices, 100 ml each of beet and cucumber juices should be mixed with 300 ml of carrot juice to prepare 500 ml or half a litre of mixed juice. This should be taken once daily.

Allergies diet

Fresh fruit juices
The best way to prevent or overcome allergies is to strengthen overall physical resistance so as not to fall an easy prey to every allergen that one comes across. To start with, the patient should fast on fresh fruit juices for four or five days. Repeated short juice fasts are likely to result in better tolerance to previous allergies.
Mono diet of vegetables or fruits
After the juice fast, the patient can like a mono diet of vegetables or fruits such as carrots, grapes, or apples for one week, after that. After that, one more food may be added to the mono diet. A week later, a third food may be added, and so on. After four weeks, protein foods can be introduced, one at a time. In case an allergic reaction to a newly-introduced food is noticed, it should be discontinued and a new food tried. In this way, all real allergens can be eventually eliminated from the diet.
Avoid food like tea/coffee or containing chemical additives and preservatives
Foods which should be excluded from the diet are tea, coffee, chocolate, cola drinks, alcohol, sugar and products made from it, refined cereals, meal, fish, chicken, tobacco, milk, cheese, butter, smoked and salted pickled foods, and foods containing any chemical additives, preservatives and flavourings.

Other Allergies treatments

Avoid stress, do meditation,exercise and mind control
For allergic conditions in which an element of mental stress is present as well, it is essential to employ such methods as relaxation, exercise, meditation, and mind control. These methods reduce or remove stress and thereby contribute towards the treatment of allergies.
Yogasanas
Yogic asanas like yogamudra, ardh-matsyendrasana, sarvangasana, shavasana, and anuloma-viloma pranayama are beneficial in the treatment of allergy.

CONJUNCTIVITIS....

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:34:26 PDT

Conjunctivitis refers to an inflammation of the conjunctiva, the thin transparent membrane covering the front of the eye. This is also referred to as having 'sore eyes' and is a very common form of eye trouble. It spreads from person to person through direct Contact. Overcrowding, dirty surroundings and unhealthy living conditions can cause epidemics of this ailment.

Conjunctivitis Symptoms

Eyeball and underside of the eyelids become inflammed
The eyeball and underside of the eyelids become inflammed. At first, the eyes are red and itchy. Later, there may be a watery secretion.

Pus formation
In more serious cases, there is pus formation, which dries up during sleep, making the lashes stick together.

Causes of Conjunctivitis

Bacterial or virus infection or eyestrain
Conjunctivitis results from bacterial or a virus infection or eyestrain. Prolonged work under artificial light and excessive use of the eyes in one way or the other, no doubt, contribute towards the disease.
Catarrhal condition of the system from general toxaemia
Its real cause can be traced to a catarrhal condition of the system resulting from general toxaemia due to dietetic errors, and a faulty style of living. The patient generally suffers from colds or other ailments indicative of a general catarrhal condition.

Home Remedies for Conjunctivitis

Conjunctivitis treatment using Vegetable Juices
Raw juices of certain vegetables, especially carrots and spinach, have been found valuable in conjunctivitis. The combined juices of these two vegetables have proved very effective. In this combination, 200 ml of spinach juice should be mixed with 300 ml of carrot juice. Raw parsley (prajmoda) juice-200 ml, mixed with 300 ml of carrot juice has also been found beneficial in the treatment of this disease.
Conjunctivitis treatment using Indian Gooseberry
The juice of the Indian gooseberry, mixed with honey, is useful in conjunctivitis. A cup of this juice should be taken mixed with two teaspoons of honey twice daily in treating this condition.
Conjunctivitis treatment using Vitamins
Vitamins A and B2 have proved useful in conjunctivitis. The patient should take liberal quantities of natural foods rich in these two vitamins. Foods rich in vitamin A are wholemilk, curds, butter, carrots, pumpkin, green leafy vegetables, tomatoes, mangoes, and papaya. Foods rich in vitamin B2 are green leafy vegetables, milk, almonds, citrus fruits, bananas, and tomatoes.
Conjunctivitis treatment using Coriander
A decoction prepared with a handful of dried coriander in 60 ml of water is an excellent eye-wash in conjunctivitis. It is said to relieve burning and reduces pain and swelling. This decoction should, however, be sparingly used by persons suffering from bronchial asthma and chronic bronchitis.

Conjunctivitis diet

Take fresh fruit diet, avoid bananas
The best way to commence treatment for conjunctivitis is to adopt an exclusive fresh fruit diet for a week. In this regimen, the three meals a day should consist of fresh, juicy seasonal fruits. Bananas should, however, not be taken. Those with acute conjunctivitis should undertake a juice fast for three or four days.
All-fruit diet followed by a restricted diet of chapatis, nuts etc
The short juice fast may be followed by an all-fruit diet for a further seven days. Thereafter, the patient may adopt a restricted diet, consisting of fresh fruits, raw mixed-vegetable salad, wholemeal bread or chapatis and steamed vegetables, and nuts.
Avoid starchy and sugary foods, refined cereals, strong tea ans coffee
The patient should avoid an excessive intake of starchy and sugary foods in the form of white bread, refined cereals, potatoes, puddings, sugar, jams, confectionery, meats, fatty foods, strong tea and coffee, too much salt, condiments, and sauces which cause a general catarrhal condition as well as conjunctivitis.

Other Conjunctivitis treatments

Warm-water enema
Those taking a juice fast for the first three or four days of the treatment should take a warm-water enema daily during the fast.
Cold water fomentation of the eyes
A cold water fomentation of the eyes provides almost immediate relief. The procedure is to fold a small hand towel, saturate it with cold water, squeeze out excess water and place the towel gently over both the eyes. It should be covered with a piece of warm cloth to retain the temperature. The process should be repeated as soon as the foment becomes warm. Fomentation should be done for an hour. The eyes should then be covered with a dry towel, and the patient should lie back and relax. The damaged eye tissues will quickly return to normal. This treatment should be repeated every night for a week, even though the problem may clear up with the first treatment itself.
Relaxing, strengthening of eyes by doing eye exercises
The patient should also adopt various methods of relaxing and strengthening the eyes. These include moving the eyes gently up and down, from side to side and in a circle - clockwise and anticlockwise; rotating the neck in circles and semicircles; and briskly moving the shoulders clockwise and anticlockwise. Palming is highly beneficial in removing strain and relaxing the eyes and its surrounding tissues. The procedure is as follows: sit in a comfortable position and relax with your eyes closed. Cover the eyes with the palms, right palm over the right eye and the left over the left eye. Do not press on the eye balls. Then allow your elbows to drop to your knees, which should be fairly close together.

THE POWER OF GIVING....

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:42:52 PDT

The Whole Story i am sharing is very nice....I collected it from some anonymous source.

It was a really hot summer's day many years ago. I was on my way to pick up two items at the grocery store. In those days, I was a frequent visitor to the supermarket because there never seemed to be enough money for a whole week's food-shopping at once.

You see, my young wife, after a tragic battle with cancer, had died just a few months earlier. There was no insurance -- just many expenses and a mountain of bills. I held a part-time job, which barely generated enough money to feed my two young children.

Things were bad -- really bad.

And so it was that day, with a heavy heart and four dollars in my pocket, I was on my way to the supermarket to purchase a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. The children were hungry and I had to get them something to eat. As I came to a red traffic light, I noticed on my right a young man, a young woman and a child on the grass next to the road. The blistering noonday sun beat down on them without mercy.

The man held up a cardboard sign which read, "Will Work for Food." The woman stood next to him. She just stared at the cars stopped at the red light. The child, probably about two years old, sat on the grass holding a one-armed doll. I noticed all this in the thirty seconds it took for the traffic light to change to green.

I wanted so desperately to give them a few dollars, but if I did that, there wouldn't be enough left to buy the milk and bread. Four dollars will only go so far. As the light changed, I took one last glance at the three of them and sped off feeling both guilty (for not helping them) and sad (because I didn't have enough money to share with them).

As I kept driving, I couldn't get the picture of the three of them out of my mind. The sad, haunting eyes of the young man and his family stayed with me for about a mile. I could take it no longer. I felt their pain and had to do something about it. I turned around and drove back to where I had last seen them.

I pulled up close to them and handed the man two of my four dollars. There were tears in his eyes as he thanked me. I smiled and drove on to the supermarket. Perhaps both milk and bread would be on sale, I thought. And what if I only got milk alone, or just the bread? Well, it would have to do.

I pulled into the parking lot, still thinking about the whole incident,yet feeling good about what I had done. As I stepped out of the car, my foot slid on something on the pavement. There by my feet was a twenty-dollar bucks. I just couldn't believe it. I looked all around, picked it up with awe, went into the store and purchased not only bread and milk, but several other items I desperately needed.

I never forgot that incident. It reminded me that the universe was strange and mysterious. It confirmed my belief that you could never out give the universe. I gave away two dollars and got twenty in return. On my way back from the supermarket, I drove by the hungry family and shared five additional dollars with them.

This incident is only one of many that have occurred in my life. It seems that the more we give, the more we get. It is, perhaps, one of those universal laws that say, "If you want to receive, you must first give."

There is a little rhyme that goes like this:

"A man there was, and they called him mad,

The more he gave, the more he had."

Most times, we think that we don't have anything to give. Yet, if we look more closely, we 'll see that even the little we have could be shared with others. Let us not wait for a time when we think we'll have lots and then we'll give. By giving and sharing the little we have, we open up the storehouse of the universe and permit rivers of good to come our way.

Don't take my word for it. Just honestly try to give and you'll be surprised at the results. Generally, the returns do not come back from those we give to. It comes back from sources we could hardly imagine. So give your way to riches.

Take a chance on this universal principle. Take a chance on yourself. Universal principles always work.

Sometimes the return from giving happens very quickly as in the true story above. Other times, it takes much longer. But be assured of this: Give and you will receive -- and you'll receive lots more than you ever gave.

And when you give, don't do it with a heart of fear, but with a heart full of gratitude. You will be amazed at how it all works out.

Open the gates of affluence in your life by giving a bit of what you have to those in need. As the great Teacher said, .Give and it will be given unto you..

Try it. You'll like it.

Moral: The more you give benefit to others, the more you do well to yourself. Be good to yourself daily.

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:55:35 PDT

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye...

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho...

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai....

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai....

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:47:54 PDT

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye,
Tere baad kisi ko apnana bhool gaye,

Phir laga sara jahan veerana hum ko,
Jaise Chaman me phool meheknaa bhool gaye,

Tum se mohabat hi bataya saare Jahan ko,
Yahi baat tumpe zatana bhool gaye,

Hum ne mita diya jahan bhi likha tha Naam Tera,
Magar apne dil se mitana bhool gaye,

Hum juda hue unse muskrate hue,
Magar apni palkon se ansoo hatana bhool gaye...

Jokes( Thora Hasi)...Part 2

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:32:16 PDT

01.Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A . Moti-vating !!!

02.Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

03.Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

04.Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

05.Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upaaye bataiye.
A . Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha
Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

.Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha 'kya kar rahe ho?'
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.

marraiges are made in heaven-
So Why Punishments are on earth...

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:13:56 PDT

There was a king who was a great admirer of art. He encouraged artists from all over his country and gave them valuable gifts.

One day an artist came and said to the king, "Oh King! Give me a blank wall in your palace and let me paint a picture on it. It will be more beautiful than anything you have ever seen before. I promise you shall not be disappointed. "

Now, the king happened to be constructing a big hall at the rear end of the palace. So he said, "All right you may work on one of the walls in the new hall." So the artist was given the job and he was very pleased indeed.

Just then, another young man said, "Oh King! Please allow me to work on the opposite wall. I too am an artist." The king said, "What would you like to make?"

The man said, "My Lord, I shall make exactly what that man will make on the opposite wall. Moreover, I shall do so, without looking at his work. I would even request you to have a thick curtain put up between the two walls so that either of us can not see the other."

Now, that was a tall statement. Everyone in the king's court, including the king and the first artist were intrigued. But the king loved surprises and he decided to give the young fellow a chance.

The following day a thick curtain was put into place and both the artists got to work.

The first artist brought in a regular supply of paint, oil, water etc. The second one would come with a cloth and a bucket of water every day.

After a month the first artist told the king that his work was complete and he would like to show it to the king. The king sent for the second artist and asked him, "Young man, when would your work be ready? I am coming to see the first wall this evening." The man said, "My Lord, my wall is ready too!"

The king went to see the first artist's wall. He was very, very impressed with the painting and gave a hefty sum as a reward to the artist. He then asked for the curtain to be opened up. Lo and behold! The same painting was to be seen on the opposite wall too! Amazing! But true! Each line, each minor detail was exactly as it was on the first wall. But this man had not been seeing what was going on, on the other side of the curtain. So how had he done it?

The king wanted to know the secret. He gave a double reward to the fellow. Then he said, "Young man, I am indeed very happy with your work. But you must tell me; how did you do it?"

The lad said simply, "It's very easy! I just polished the wall every day! It was a wall made of white marble! The fellow polished it till it shone like a mirror. The reflection of the painting across the room, showed up in it! "

Moral :- That is what it means to polish yourself.For when we polish our hearts and souls, we see God's reflection within.It is said that the world is a reflection of you. Whatever you are, the world will seem to be that too. If you are sad, jealous, dejected, angry, restless ... That is what the world will seem to be! If you are happy, the world will seem to be paradise. You decide how you want your world to look¦

Jokes( Thora Hasi)..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:11:34 PDT

Need Mein Galiya...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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Wife: Wo jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main ne 10 saal pehlay shadi ke

liye inkaar kia tha.

Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:47:39 PDT

In a Battle, a Soldier was going to bring his Wounded Friend back from the Field. His Captain said: "It's of No use! Your friend must be dead". But soldier still goes & brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body, Captain says, "I told u it's of no use, He's dead". The soldier replies, "No sir, it was really of great worth, when I reached, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words, "I KNEW YOU WILL COME".

Moral: If someone trusts you, until death you should to be committed not to break his /her belief.

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:27:46 PDT

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
Ujad gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..

Losses & achievement..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:19:02 PDT

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:51:55 PDT

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,

Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,

Na jane kya baat thi unme,

Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha...

sawal uski khushi ka...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:53:15 PDT

Thukra ke usne mujhko,

kaha ki muskuraao!

Maine has diya,

aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha...

hum to jaan bhi de denge apko pane ke liye..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:42:23 PDT

Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane k lye,
ek bar jee k to dekho hamare liye.
dil ki kya aukaat apke samne,
hum to jaan bhi de denge apko pane ke liye.

Palkon pe aanso’on ko sajaya na jaa saka..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:04:09 PDT

Palkon pe aanso’on ko sajaya na jaa saka
us ko bhi Dil ka haal bataya na jaa saka
zakhmon se choor choor tha yeh Dil mera
ek zakham bhi us ko dikhaya na jaa saka
jab teri yaad aayi to koshish ke ba wajood
aankhon main aanso’on ko chupaya na jaa saka
kuch log zindagi main aise bhi aaye hain
jin ko kisi bhi lamhe bhulaya na jaa saka
bas is khayaal se kahin us ko dukh na ho
hum se to haal-e-ghum bhi sunaya na jaa saka
woh muskurah rahi thi mere ru-ba-ru magar
chehre ka rang us se chupaya na jaa saka
tanhaiyon ki aag main hum jal gaye
magar faaslo mitaya na jaa saka.

Dil lagi ki kisi ko aisi saja na mile...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:01:42 PDT

Dil lagi ki kisi ko aisi saja na mile,
Pyaar ke bina jini pade zindagi aisi kisi ko maut na mile,
Kam se kam sambhalne ke liye dosto ka sahara toh mile,
Zindgi mein sabki din hai 4(Char),
Unme kisi ko itne gam na mile,
Mohabbat hoti nahi sabse zindagi mein,
Jisse ho mohabbat ho dil se,
Bas dil ko uss se bewafai na mile,
Hum toh ji lenge kaise bhi unke bin,
Bas hamari wajah se unki aankho ko kabhi ansu na mile.

Kash

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:04:05 PDT

Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,
Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .

Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,
Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

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Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaaro'
Jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai Yaaro'

Wo najro se door hai to kya huwa..
Banke dil ki dhadkn mere paas to hai yaaro'

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Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
Is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha.

Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par,
Aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

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Dhala din..
Fir wahi shaam hogi..
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi...,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi.
Hasrato ki mehfil....
Uhi viraan hongi.

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Funny SMS..

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:22:54 PDT

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.

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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says " chhee Kitni kadvi hai"
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

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Thori Si Muskurahat...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:53:32 PDT

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily) : Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad
came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch
mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an
ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Mother Teresa Quotes

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 05:40:05 PDT

Mother Teresa Quotes

Abortion
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill Her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There Is nothing between.

Actions
It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is Put into them that matters.

Difficult
I think I'm more difficult than critical.

Drop
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But The ocean would be less because of that missing drop.

Faith
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.

Faithfulness
I do not pray for success, I ask for faithfulness.

Forgotten
Being unwanted, unloved, un cared for, forgotten by everybody, I think That is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person Who has nothing to eat.

God's Trust
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish That He didn't trust me so much.

Hunger
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Joy
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.

Judging
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Kind Words
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are Truly endless.

Kingdom of God
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, Of understanding, of peace.

Money
Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given.

Loneliness
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.

Love
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you Without leaving happier.

Miracle
The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it.

Money
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, Money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, Spread your love everywhere you go.

Nobody
One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.

Peace
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong To each other.

Person to Person
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.

Silence
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

Smile
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Work
There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the Sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the Devotion come in - that we do it to God, to Christ, and that's why We try to do it as beautifully as possible.

The Best Policy....

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:48:01 PDT

Coming home from work, a woman stopped at the corner deli to buy a chicken for supper. The butcher reached into a barrel grabbed the last chicken he had, flung it on the scales behind the counter, and told the woman its weight. She thought for a moment. "I really need a bit more chicken than that," she said. "Do you have any larger ones?"

Without a word, the butcher put the chicken back into the barrel, groped around as though finding another, pulled the same chicken out, and placed it on the scales. "This chicken weighs one pound more," he announced. The woman pondered her options and then said, "Okay. I'll take them both."

Honesty is still the best policy—and we can be sure of this, our sins/lies will find us out—even if it is eventually!

Dear God, please help me to always be honest with myself with you and with others in all of my dealings. Please forgive me where I have sinned and wherever possible, help me to put right any wrongs that I have done to others ...

Thank you for hearing and answering my prayers...

Dunia ( SMS )...

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:15:29 PDT

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

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Nice Humor

dipambu@gmail.com (Dipankar Majumder) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:08:13 PDT

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them...

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.