directory of love sms, romantic sms, birthday sms http://www.oneanall.com/sms directory of love sms, romantic sms, birthday sms and lot Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Friend Jokes http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/YTqru66TBwM/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/friend-jokes/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:24 +0000 sugandh http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/friend-jokes/ Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, “So, you’ve got your own company, huh? How lucky!” The other replied, “Just a small one, nothing to be proud of.”

Disbelieving, the first queried, “Small? How many people work in your company?”

The other sadly answered, “About half of them.”

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]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/friend-jokes/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/friend-jokes/ Think +ve http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/l04P1gDMqXI/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/think-ve/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:23 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/think-ve/ Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/samuel-goldwyn-3/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/samuel-goldwyn-3/ Julia Sorel http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/8pD99_6iqZA/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/julia-sorel/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:19 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/julia-sorel/ “If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/julia-sorel/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/julia-sorel/ Belgian Proverb http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/NMucqpzKp6A/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/belgian-proverb/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:19 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/belgian-proverb/ “Don’t make use of another’s mouth unless it has been lent to you.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/belgian-proverb/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/belgian-proverb/ Gloria Swanson http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/GU_nCyIQYAk/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/gloria-swanson/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:18 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/gloria-swanson/ “Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/gloria-swanson/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/gloria-swanson/ H. L. Hunt http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/6SwpWiJL4r0/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/h-l-hunt/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:18 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/h-l-hunt/ “Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/h-l-hunt/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/h-l-hunt/ Scottish Proverb http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/hC5ZCxdn9GU/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/scottish-proverb/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:18 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/scottish-proverb/ “Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/scottish-proverb/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/scottish-proverb/ Jean Paul Richter http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/WT998UoyLUQ/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/jean-paul-richter/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:18 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/jean-paul-richter/ “Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.”


]]> http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/jean-paul-richter/feed/ 0 http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/jean-paul-richter/ D. H. Lawrence http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DirectoryOfLoveSmsRomanticSmsBirthdaySms/~3/vZOW6s1i-TQ/ http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/d-h-lawrence/#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 09:30:18 +0000 mrphpguru http://www.oneanall.com/sms/2012/05/26/d-h-lawrence/ “Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you’ve got to say, and say it hot.”


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