tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549Wed, 06 Nov 2024 03:08:45 +0000undefinedConservationPradermTongBreezeMARCHMoiPut PadeeSomsukVorapolJust a few of dirty jokes for funny peoples around the world! Updating... Nowhttp://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (off99555)Blogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-104602791628416570Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:07:00 +00002010-04-10T01:07:02.983-07:00Tong    David rented a prostitute and fuck her. After he was finished, they talking together. Prostitute : Do you know, I've a house to live, have a car to drive, have clothes to wear and have jewelry quite because my cunt.     David heard that, so he look his penis, and says...David : Do you shy her already? Hers is make money to the owner, but you always lose money of http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/017-do-you-shy-her.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-1640976946178171035Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:42:00 +00002010-04-08T08:45:26.490-07:00Conservation    At a primary education classroom, the teacher is teaching the student with the math subject.After she teached successfully, so she asked the students to tests their knowledge. Teacher : Ben, if you have $10 USD in your pocket, and you go to buy a thing that costs you $7 USD. How amount of the change you will get?Ben : Nothing.Teacher : Why?Ben : Because I have 10 dollars, so I http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/016-no-any-change.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-4108706915681773568Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:22:00 +00002010-04-08T08:22:16.262-07:00undefinedDoctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/015-bad-news-and-very-bad-news.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-9038249864736273510Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:03:00 +00002010-04-06T08:04:03.677-07:00MARCHA man has a problem with his sensitivity cumming, so he go to see the doctor. The doctor suggests him that try to pretend frightful when you are being to cum. The man goes back to his home and see his wife is waiting for him on the bed. Also, he started love chapter with her.In a moment, while they are being in 69 Linkage posture, he feels like to cumming out.He picked up his pistol from top of http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/014-frightful.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-3440215491891732036Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:35:00 +00002010-04-08T08:23:18.765-07:00undefinedA father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for cond. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and quantities. Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/013-condom-question.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-3469892882824575655Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:06:00 +00002010-04-05T08:06:54.599-07:00PradermTom and his wife have a trip on the cruise. While both are watching the moon at the bottom of the cruise. Suddenly, a storm force blow his wife and fell into the sea. The rescue units try to find his wife till morning, but they don't found any people. So captain send Tom to his home and promises the he will reports the result instantly if he found his wife. Also he asked for the Tel. number of http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/012-fortune-from-his-ife.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-7025583412996398175Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:41:00 +00002010-04-05T07:44:09.903-07:00ConservationIn a night, when the mother think that her 4 years old son is sleeping already, so she fillips the father. The mother : Darling, why don't you do our homework?The father : I'm sorry, mother, today I'm still tired from a lot my works. The son that doesn't sleep already heard that, so in the morrow after he backs from school.He preparing to hang out with his friends, before he hang, mother http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/011-still-tired.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-7508696535642701249Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:28:00 +00002010-04-08T08:25:06.740-07:00undefinedSo, these two virgins get married. As their first night together approaches, they wonder what they are supposed to do, them being virgins and all. So they decide to call the bride's mother. The mother tells them to get undressed. They do. Then she tells the bride that the groom should put the 'hardest part of his body into where you go to the bathroom.' An hour later, when the bride's http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/010-honeymoon-trouble.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-5991572072357319114Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:25:00 +00002010-04-08T08:26:36.956-07:00undefinedThere were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life". He responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/009-three-mans-their-sons.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-7021475518154637501Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:04:00 +00002010-04-08T08:26:52.837-07:00undefinedJust as mom walks through the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed..." The mother interrupts him. "Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!" When the father finally returns from work, mother http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/008-mom-dad-as-well.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-8821759504511438531Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:59:00 +00002011-04-23T07:11:51.975-07:00SomsukAt a barn in somewhere, a cow is being labor. Two children bystander the matures are helping that cow with their interest. The mother of them didn't know what are they thinking, so she asked them. The mother : Do you know that you were born like this cow?The two children was adventurous. First child : Oh! It's very brutal. Mother, when they leash your neck and belay you with the wood like that, http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/007-smart-children.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-1149158677252011283Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:25:00 +00002010-04-04T11:25:31.894-07:00MoiA sex addict man was walking and accidentally, he saw 3 girls were taking a shower.So he planned to go near and look clearly.Days later, he pretended to be a statue and stand idle with water dipper in left-hand and soap in right-hand. First girl saw him, so she rub the man's dick. The man can't be patient, so he drop his water dipper. The girl picked up the water dipper, walk to her friends and http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/006-statues-shampoo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-28279530584139141Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:18:00 +00002010-04-03T10:03:57.485-07:00TongJohn was saying with Max his buddy. John : After you were married and live in your wife's house, I heard from someone that you are a masher. You not enough with your wife, you have a sex with sister, granddaughter of your wife and even mother-in-law! I really want to ask you that your mother-in-law is very old like that but you still want to have a sex with her, what do you think about her?Max : http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/005-real-masher.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-6552831560254554095Sat, 03 Apr 2010 08:42:00 +00002010-04-03T01:42:51.721-07:00VorapolIn the afternoon of a holiday, Lucy a beautiful girl go to see a doctor at a clinic, because she have a problem with the unskillful of her boyfriend. After the doctor listened her details, he give her the special pills and suggest that... The doctor : Put this pill in your husband's coffee everyday. And you will get an instant result! Therefore, after she heard that, she go to home quickly and http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/004-sexdrugpill.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-2087754173940760004Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:49:00 +00002010-04-03T00:56:22.233-07:00BreezeA big boy go back to his home after drunk. As he was going, he saw a hermaphrodite stand in front of the entrance to the side street.The hermaphrodite : Brother..., Do you want to have a trip with me? My body price is just only $5 USD.The big boy : What! Just $5 USD, it's too cheap! O.K. After that, both were going to have a sex at a motel in somewhere. And after the big boy has done, he pick http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/003-fraudulent-hermaphrodite.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-6561672499484455675Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:18:00 +00002010-04-03T00:55:44.062-07:00Put PadeeAt a church, a girl come to see the cleric with her boyfriend. The girl : Cleric, I want purification water.The Cleric : What sins do you do before?The girl : Last night, I had suck other man's dick. But it's good that I betray my boyfriend and he doesn't angry to me.The Cleric : Oh! No problem. Just gargle your mouth with the holy water and your sin will go away.The girl : Thank you very much, http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/002-purification-water.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8365363936469111549.post-3620984883969908165Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:14:00 +00002010-04-02T22:18:30.824-07:00PradermA mature woman (wear a veil) goes to the church and confess for a sin with cleric. The woman : Cleric, I've a sin to confess. Yesterday I sat and looked into the mirror and I ravished myself that "I'm the most beautiful girl in the village." I be proud of oneself like this. Is it a sin?The cleric : (open the veil and look at face of the woman)  It's not sin. I'm sure. Your proud of http://dirty-joker.blogspot.com/2010/04/001-its-not-sin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (off99555)0