2010-07-27T22:18:48Z http://www.dirtylimerick.com/feed/atom/ WordPress tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-young-dentist-malone/ 2007-12-07T15:00:37Z 2007-12-07T15:00:37Z

<p>There was a young dentist Malone<br /> who had a charming girl patient alone.<br /> But in his depravity<br /> he filled the wrong cavity,<br /> God, how his practice has grown!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jzgjp2Yu0XSkmpn6bXu8qxP0K3g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jzgjp2Yu0XSkmpn6bXu8qxP0K3g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jzgjp2Yu0XSkmpn6bXu8qxP0K3g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Jzgjp2Yu0XSkmpn6bXu8qxP0K3g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uUKXA8ioExE:XZaVvC7FTlk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uUKXA8ioExE:XZaVvC7FTlk:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=uUKXA8ioExE:XZaVvC7FTlk:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uUKXA8ioExE:XZaVvC7FTlk:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=uUKXA8ioExE:XZaVvC7FTlk:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/a-lady-while-dining-at-crewe-2/ 2007-12-06T15:00:18Z 2007-12-06T15:00:18Z

<p>A lady while dining at Crewe<br /> Found an elephant&#8217;s whang in her stew.<br /> Said the waiter, &#8220;Don&#8217;t shout,<br /> And don&#8217;t wave it about,<br /> Or the others will all want one too.&#8221;</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cf2qa-CH5a6kPTnvQS2YESGsanM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cf2qa-CH5a6kPTnvQS2YESGsanM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cf2qa-CH5a6kPTnvQS2YESGsanM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cf2qa-CH5a6kPTnvQS2YESGsanM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=eF1zh0MOwlQ:YE2KtJulY6M:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=eF1zh0MOwlQ:YE2KtJulY6M:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=eF1zh0MOwlQ:YE2KtJulY6M:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=eF1zh0MOwlQ:YE2KtJulY6M:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=eF1zh0MOwlQ:YE2KtJulY6M:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/sir-reginald-von-hubble-of-joice/ 2007-12-05T15:00:46Z 2007-12-05T15:00:46Z

<p>Sir Reginald Von Hubble of Joice<br /> Did shave his balls-&#8217;twas his choice.<br /> He sneezed,oh how sad!<br /> The results were quite bad!<br /> He now has a high pitched voice!!!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CbnqywCicYDQR8ourGCa4xo1Uc8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CbnqywCicYDQR8ourGCa4xo1Uc8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CbnqywCicYDQR8ourGCa4xo1Uc8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CbnqywCicYDQR8ourGCa4xo1Uc8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uqod5Y0BW7I:b5ixLgv2lbA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uqod5Y0BW7I:b5ixLgv2lbA:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=uqod5Y0BW7I:b5ixLgv2lbA:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=uqod5Y0BW7I:b5ixLgv2lbA:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=uqod5Y0BW7I:b5ixLgv2lbA:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/the-limerick-form-is-complex/ 2007-12-04T15:00:18Z 2007-12-04T15:00:18Z

<p>The limerick form is complex<br /> Its contents run chiefly to sex<br /> It burgeons with virgins<br /> And masculine urgins<br /> And swarms with erotic effex.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IqWn9h-PREMjrC1d2x-IvF3SrAs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IqWn9h-PREMjrC1d2x-IvF3SrAs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IqWn9h-PREMjrC1d2x-IvF3SrAs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IqWn9h-PREMjrC1d2x-IvF3SrAs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=WQS34I-Pvjc:pSFAjy_Tq-Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=WQS34I-Pvjc:pSFAjy_Tq-Y:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=WQS34I-Pvjc:pSFAjy_Tq-Y:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=WQS34I-Pvjc:pSFAjy_Tq-Y:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=WQS34I-Pvjc:pSFAjy_Tq-Y:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/for-christmas-she-said-with-a-tingle/ 2007-12-03T15:00:40Z 2007-12-03T15:00:40Z

<p>&#8220;For Christmas&#8221;, she said with a tingle<br /> &#8220;I&#8217;d love a gift cunnilingual!&#8221;<br /> &#8216;Twas with joy and surprise<br /> She found twixt her thighs<br /> The tongue of jolly Kris Kringle!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dmZNWzeRvJqAhZ7mICmpTsWQWeA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dmZNWzeRvJqAhZ7mICmpTsWQWeA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dmZNWzeRvJqAhZ7mICmpTsWQWeA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dmZNWzeRvJqAhZ7mICmpTsWQWeA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=0J5qiSAg59c:Ut6GIxtX0SU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=0J5qiSAg59c:Ut6GIxtX0SU:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=0J5qiSAg59c:Ut6GIxtX0SU:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=0J5qiSAg59c:Ut6GIxtX0SU:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=0J5qiSAg59c:Ut6GIxtX0SU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/a-horny-old-trapper-named-rex/ 2007-12-02T15:00:18Z 2007-12-02T15:00:18Z

<p>A horny old trapper named Rex<br /> Liked the risks of wild porcupine sex.<br /> By incredible luck<br /> His dick never got stuck,<br /> But his nuts were just pitiful wrecks.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bLNd_gkZSrySSg5q7OfziqYwoAY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bLNd_gkZSrySSg5q7OfziqYwoAY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bLNd_gkZSrySSg5q7OfziqYwoAY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bLNd_gkZSrySSg5q7OfziqYwoAY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=aUYr0nee9-4:kXfAGiRueDc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=aUYr0nee9-4:kXfAGiRueDc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=aUYr0nee9-4:kXfAGiRueDc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=aUYr0nee9-4:kXfAGiRueDc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=aUYr0nee9-4:kXfAGiRueDc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-girl-from-peru/ 2007-12-01T15:00:28Z 2007-12-01T15:00:28Z

<p>There once was a girl from Peru<br /> Who said she had nothing to do<br /> She sat on some stairs<br /> And counted cunt hairs<br /> Four thousand, six hundred and two</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qbRiEtcFJ3aaBCQJiO1pUiF3zHQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qbRiEtcFJ3aaBCQJiO1pUiF3zHQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qbRiEtcFJ3aaBCQJiO1pUiF3zHQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qbRiEtcFJ3aaBCQJiO1pUiF3zHQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=JIM40Q7vgXk:Vp_ePWV2frQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=JIM40Q7vgXk:Vp_ePWV2frQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=JIM40Q7vgXk:Vp_ePWV2frQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=JIM40Q7vgXk:Vp_ePWV2frQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=JIM40Q7vgXk:Vp_ePWV2frQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/were-you-a-more-elegant-chap/ 2007-11-30T15:00:00Z 2007-11-30T15:00:00Z

<p>Were you a more elegant chap,<br /> I&#8217;d ask to sit down on your lap<br /> Cross-legg&#8217;d, like a swami<br /> For &#8216;hide the salami&#8217;,<br /> But it seems that you&#8217;re ill with the clap!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3VWz12bWL1X3h3iTerIjKYtfK54/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3VWz12bWL1X3h3iTerIjKYtfK54/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3VWz12bWL1X3h3iTerIjKYtfK54/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3VWz12bWL1X3h3iTerIjKYtfK54/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=U-H4gQJ5erQ:55TNmzlGEGQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=U-H4gQJ5erQ:55TNmzlGEGQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=U-H4gQJ5erQ:55TNmzlGEGQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=U-H4gQJ5erQ:55TNmzlGEGQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=U-H4gQJ5erQ:55TNmzlGEGQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/i-know-that-youll-think-me-quite-dotty/ 2007-11-29T15:00:24Z 2007-11-29T15:00:24Z

<p>I know that you&#8217;ll think me quite dotty,<br /> But please, no caffeine in the latte!<br /> One simple espresso -<br /> I put on a dress, oh,<br /> And really start acting quite naughty!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIBc0nA6n-vxjFY_TKOUxl9Ipb0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIBc0nA6n-vxjFY_TKOUxl9Ipb0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIBc0nA6n-vxjFY_TKOUxl9Ipb0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YIBc0nA6n-vxjFY_TKOUxl9Ipb0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qAScmwPdb9s:0ViDtsOPJS0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qAScmwPdb9s:0ViDtsOPJS0:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=qAScmwPdb9s:0ViDtsOPJS0:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qAScmwPdb9s:0ViDtsOPJS0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=qAScmwPdb9s:0ViDtsOPJS0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-man-from-montrass/ 2007-11-28T15:00:46Z 2007-11-28T15:00:46Z

<p>There once was a man from Montrass,<br /> Who had balls that were made of fine brass.<br /> In stormy weather,<br /> They both clanged together,<br /> And sparks flew out of his ass!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/288_-5SE00FuTZBMGBibUIdrexM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/288_-5SE00FuTZBMGBibUIdrexM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/288_-5SE00FuTZBMGBibUIdrexM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/288_-5SE00FuTZBMGBibUIdrexM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Iz_axyq4sHg:NV8Dc24tsWY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Iz_axyq4sHg:NV8Dc24tsWY:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=Iz_axyq4sHg:NV8Dc24tsWY:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Iz_axyq4sHg:NV8Dc24tsWY:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=Iz_axyq4sHg:NV8Dc24tsWY:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0