2010-07-27T22:18:48Z WordPress http://www.dirtylimerick.com/feed/atom/ tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/once-there-was-a-man-from-boston/ 2007-07-16T19:25:51Z 2007-07-16T19:21:39Z

<p>Once there was a man from Boston<br /> Who took a ride in his Austin<br /> He had room for his ass<br /> a gallon of gas<br /> but his balls hung out and he lost them.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9yo5sEZ3iO68c5ePR8sZaaSCqR0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9yo5sEZ3iO68c5ePR8sZaaSCqR0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9yo5sEZ3iO68c5ePR8sZaaSCqR0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9yo5sEZ3iO68c5ePR8sZaaSCqR0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=yQlD2jP8CNs:_Mvn5HcQ_PI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=yQlD2jP8CNs:_Mvn5HcQ_PI:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=yQlD2jP8CNs:_Mvn5HcQ_PI:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=yQlD2jP8CNs:_Mvn5HcQ_PI:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=yQlD2jP8CNs:_Mvn5HcQ_PI:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-once-was-a-barmaid-named-gale/ 2007-07-15T19:20:52Z 2007-07-15T19:20:24Z

<p>There once was a barmaid named Gale<br /> On whose breasts was the menu for ale<br /> But since she was kind<br /> For the sake of the blind<br /> On her ass it was printed in Braille.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jgdCKL-3DfXk6B_cdWmfXPu_qEE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jgdCKL-3DfXk6B_cdWmfXPu_qEE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jgdCKL-3DfXk6B_cdWmfXPu_qEE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jgdCKL-3DfXk6B_cdWmfXPu_qEE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=m1nz2rVlWAo:KSAlmRXnOBc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=m1nz2rVlWAo:KSAlmRXnOBc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=m1nz2rVlWAo:KSAlmRXnOBc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=m1nz2rVlWAo:KSAlmRXnOBc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=m1nz2rVlWAo:KSAlmRXnOBc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/a-hard-headed-cabby-named-peter/ 2007-07-15T19:20:52Z 2007-07-15T19:20:08Z

<p>A hard-headed cabby named Peter<br /> Was asked by a fare if he&#8217;d eat her.<br /> He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s not free.<br /> I will only agree<br /> To go down while I&#8217;m running the meter.&#8221;</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/m-85oLeWDvlacfkJ8ZOzb1g4C2A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/m-85oLeWDvlacfkJ8ZOzb1g4C2A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/m-85oLeWDvlacfkJ8ZOzb1g4C2A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/m-85oLeWDvlacfkJ8ZOzb1g4C2A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Ro6153_j31k:mqagr02aLyw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Ro6153_j31k:mqagr02aLyw:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=Ro6153_j31k:mqagr02aLyw:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=Ro6153_j31k:mqagr02aLyw:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=Ro6153_j31k:mqagr02aLyw:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/goldilocks-has-lots-of-guys/ 2007-07-14T19:26:08Z 2007-07-14T19:19:50Z

<p>Goldilocks has lots of guys<br /> Pinnochio&#8217;s one, I&#8217;m advised!<br /> She sits on the puppet<br /> And sticks his nose right up it<br /> And makes the poor fellow tell lies!</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vdIdHQVpiszceZ14nXzxnZLO-58/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vdIdHQVpiszceZ14nXzxnZLO-58/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vdIdHQVpiszceZ14nXzxnZLO-58/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vdIdHQVpiszceZ14nXzxnZLO-58/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qg3sRw2Kb1U:IH7DQMz6WV4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qg3sRw2Kb1U:IH7DQMz6WV4:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=qg3sRw2Kb1U:IH7DQMz6WV4:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=qg3sRw2Kb1U:IH7DQMz6WV4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=qg3sRw2Kb1U:IH7DQMz6WV4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 peralta1 http://www.dirtylimerick.com/?p=590 2010-07-27T00:38:03Z 2010-07-27T22:18:48Z

<p>There once was a chick from Apache Junction</p> <p>Whose herpes was so bad she could hardly function</p> <p>Her boyfriend was Joe</p> <p>And he called her a ho&#8217;</p> <p>When he learned of his own infection.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0fpHtDSfIErRz66bhlVzWaqaEQ8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0fpHtDSfIErRz66bhlVzWaqaEQ8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0fpHtDSfIErRz66bhlVzWaqaEQ8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0fpHtDSfIErRz66bhlVzWaqaEQ8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=zER5aprkJ-4:HI-KbYqs9kk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=zER5aprkJ-4:HI-KbYqs9kk:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=zER5aprkJ-4:HI-KbYqs9kk:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=zER5aprkJ-4:HI-KbYqs9kk:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=zER5aprkJ-4:HI-KbYqs9kk:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/you-choirboy-ordered-the-pastor/ 2007-07-13T19:19:44Z 2007-07-13T19:19:19Z

<p>&#8220;You, choirboy!&#8221; ordered the pastor<br /> &#8220;Bend over the pew for your Master!&#8221;<br /> He said with a moan<br /> As he slipped him a bone.<br /> &#8220;Now just wag your tail a bit faster!&#8221;</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6q-6Gf80NrdFrAPBhOcoJ7OcSEI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6q-6Gf80NrdFrAPBhOcoJ7OcSEI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6q-6Gf80NrdFrAPBhOcoJ7OcSEI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6q-6Gf80NrdFrAPBhOcoJ7OcSEI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=LOgMdnyVai4:DbDb-q2EKeI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=LOgMdnyVai4:DbDb-q2EKeI:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=LOgMdnyVai4:DbDb-q2EKeI:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=LOgMdnyVai4:DbDb-q2EKeI:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=LOgMdnyVai4:DbDb-q2EKeI:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 Disco http:// http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-young-man-from-bude/ 2007-07-13T01:27:29Z 2007-07-13T01:27:29Z

<p>there was a young man from Bude</p> <p>stood fingering his girl while they queued</p> <p>a man in the front sniffed and said cunt</p> <p>just like that right out loud, fucking rude</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/thyXQOMPrBYVc1beFN76LCU2nZo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/thyXQOMPrBYVc1beFN76LCU2nZo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/thyXQOMPrBYVc1beFN76LCU2nZo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/thyXQOMPrBYVc1beFN76LCU2nZo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=8iIbExSStXM:LgUO7BNllDA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=8iIbExSStXM:LgUO7BNllDA:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=8iIbExSStXM:LgUO7BNllDA:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=8iIbExSStXM:LgUO7BNllDA:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=8iIbExSStXM:LgUO7BNllDA:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/we-all-know-that-tampons-are-spongy/ 2007-07-12T19:21:39Z 2007-07-12T19:18:33Z

<p>We all know that tampons are spongy<br /> And often times get rather grungy<br /> But why they have strings<br /> Among other things<br /> Is so that the crabs can all bungee.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BqMXf2mfqas95y5dVhelJxXDAdM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BqMXf2mfqas95y5dVhelJxXDAdM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BqMXf2mfqas95y5dVhelJxXDAdM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BqMXf2mfqas95y5dVhelJxXDAdM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=cYDvV86PAWo:fcOR43oM170:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=cYDvV86PAWo:fcOR43oM170:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=cYDvV86PAWo:fcOR43oM170:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=cYDvV86PAWo:fcOR43oM170:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=cYDvV86PAWo:fcOR43oM170:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-young-lady-of-clewer/ 2007-07-11T19:18:24Z 2007-07-11T19:18:19Z

<p>There was a young lady of Clewer<br /> Who was riding a bike, and it threw her.<br /> A man saw her there<br /> With her legs in the air,<br /> And seized the occasion to screw her.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SGCk0_d37-J6gt7N7SMuA4vM1_k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SGCk0_d37-J6gt7N7SMuA4vM1_k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SGCk0_d37-J6gt7N7SMuA4vM1_k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SGCk0_d37-J6gt7N7SMuA4vM1_k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=xKm8CdBK80k:jD1PiJ2LStQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=xKm8CdBK80k:jD1PiJ2LStQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=xKm8CdBK80k:jD1PiJ2LStQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=xKm8CdBK80k:jD1PiJ2LStQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=xKm8CdBK80k:jD1PiJ2LStQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0 tiki god http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/ http://www.dirtylimerick.com/limericks/there-was-a-young-fellow-named-skinner/ 2007-07-10T19:35:19Z 2007-07-10T19:18:03Z

<p>There was a young fellow named Skinner<br /> Who took a young lady to dinner.<br /> At a quarter to nine<br /> They sat down to dine;<br /> And at a quarter to ten it was in her.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pbkX6GX-xye94FP7SZA6DJCOsCk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pbkX6GX-xye94FP7SZA6DJCOsCk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pbkX6GX-xye94FP7SZA6DJCOsCk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pbkX6GX-xye94FP7SZA6DJCOsCk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=ND5gekZ9J30:f_cK0VWcDXs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=ND5gekZ9J30:f_cK0VWcDXs:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=ND5gekZ9J30:f_cK0VWcDXs:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?a=ND5gekZ9J30:f_cK0VWcDXs:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/DirtyLimerick?i=ND5gekZ9J30:f_cK0VWcDXs:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> 0