DISSEMINATORS OF THE TRUTH

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, had to do the fandango

2023-03-28T16:32:00.001+13:00

Surprised to hear from me again?

2023-03-11T18:46:00.001+13:00

Well, I’ve decided to check in with y’all and see how shit’s going. Tomorrow will have been 13 years since the first post was put up, so I’m doing a Yogi Award ceremony. First one is for a young woman who has been smarter than the average jobseeker, for she has won praise from MPs after she petitioned Parliament for laws requiring recruiters be honest with applicants they turn down for jobs. Ana Briggs from St Heliers in Auckland petitioned Parliament after applying for multiple jobs, but in almost every case recruiters didn’t even bother to acknowledge her applications. MPs on Parliament’s Petitions Committee praised Briggs for her efforts and determination, but declined to recommend new laws, with ACT MP Nicole McKee saying: “You can’t legislate courtesy”. Yes you can but of course you shouldn’t have to.

Goodbye to all that

2022-07-06T22:39:00.001+12:00

Sorry to disappoint you all like that, but I just don’t have the drive to keep making daily posts that I did back in 2010. After almost a month of radio silence on my part, I have decided to stop Disseminators of the Truth. So again, goodbye to all that. And for those toughing out Dry July, just remember there is hope:

Identity can sure mess with the dictionary

2022-06-12T19:26:00.001+12:00

The Sword of Champions

2022-06-12T19:24:00.001+12:00

Don’t piss off Obelix or he will throw a menhir at your car

2022-06-10T23:11:00.001+12:00

The family that dicks together

2022-06-10T23:09:00.001+12:00

They don’t call him Cuban for nothing

2022-06-10T23:08:00.001+12:00

Nike says it best: JUST DO IT

2022-06-08T06:25:00.001+12:00

The Whoppers are prouder Down Under

2022-06-08T06:24:00.001+12:00

Hermione got back

2022-06-08T06:22:00.001+12:00

Or he could just write it Shaun/Shawn Bean

2022-06-04T01:10:00.001+12:00

Erdogan strikes again

2022-06-04T01:09:00.001+12:00

JACK SPARROW WINS!

2022-06-03T05:44:00.001+12:00

But enough about that because multiple doctors have warned men and women to stop peeing in the shower, revealing the long-term impact the habit can have on your bladder. In a video on TikTok, urogynaecologist Dr Teresa Irwin shared her take on the controversial subject – explaining that while you will correctly empty your bladder by standing up, it can also train your brain to release urine every time you hear running water. "You don't want to do it all the time because what happens is every time you hear the sound of water, your bladder is going to want to pee – because it's used to hearing the sound of the water in the shower," Irwin said. "So whenever you're washing your hands, washing the dishes, your bladder is going to be salivating, so to speak, because it wants to go and pee."

Just one induction to the Sick Phoque Club this month

2022-06-03T05:34:00.001+12:00

New Zealand Music Month may be ending (see what I did there?), but the real problem is the media keeping y’all happily distracted with Depp v Heard while we still don’t know who the lady in this photo was trafficking minors to.

Coffee, that is - black gold, Texas tea

2022-06-01T04:39:00.001+12:00

And yet the same old shit-show continues year on year

2022-06-01T04:38:00.001+12:00

The turtle was too slow

2022-05-29T23:53:00.001+12:00

Covid 2.0: Monkey Edition

2022-05-29T23:51:00.001+12:00

That’s one sus cat

2022-05-29T23:50:00.001+12:00

So how was heaven?

2022-05-28T22:48:00.001+12:00

Pine Pineapple Apple Pine

2022-05-28T22:47:00.003+12:00

Pigs, Uvalde Style

2022-05-28T22:47:00.001+12:00

And a loss to Palace caps off 9th consecutive season without another Premiership

2022-05-23T21:10:00.001+12:00

Corona is a virus, just drink Obolon instead

2022-05-22T09:08:00.001+12:00