As I sit here typing, though, I can’t say that I am ready to go back. I have finished my 24 page comic script, but that’s aside from the main point. After this semester, I won’t have any set path. It’s all up to me. Where do I want to go? What do I want to do? I have been seriously considering becoming a tattoo artist, there is a lot of money in that field. But, if I do that, I don’t want to let go of this blog, or my web-comic. The downside to graduating as an art major is the extremely limited arena in which I can apply my skills to earn a paycheck. I am, more and more, considering the acquisition of a teaching certificate, and the possibilities and benefits of a high-school art teaching gig.

I also have a dreadful feeling that my posts over the course of the next semester will dwindle as the increasing demands of the semester have to be met. I won’t be able to help that, and apologize in advance. I love watching as the amount of readers goes up every day.

Also, my cat won’t leave me alone. It wouldn’t be such a problem if the cat didn’t shove its poophole in my face when he comes and “visits”.

Do you ever notice that the only time a dentist or hygienist talks to you is when your mouth is open and you can’t respond, and when you do, you just end up sounding stupid?

Happens to me all the time.

Ubisoft could have either:

1. Not implemented Full Synchronization Challenges (or only implemented them for storyline missions).
2. Coded the game so that when you press ‘Restart Memory’ in frustration after failing a Full Synchronization challenge, you don’t warp back to the beginning of the memory.

And recently I did just that, thinking that the game would have saved me to a checkpoint after the cutscene. Nope. I pressed ‘Restart Memory’ and there I was, back at the beginning of the already difficult mission. Instead of wading through the mission again, because I am above doing that, I turned off the system and let my brother take over the PS3. I figured if I can’t complete Full Synch challenge with a modicum of ease, then I’ll just look up the game synopsis and ruin the ending of the game so I won’t have the desire to play it again.

Craptastic

(adj.)

1. positive definition: when a place or thing is so terribly awful that its awesome. Example: Man, Season of the Witch was totally craptastic!
2. negative definition: When a place or thing is just really terrible.                      Example: Man, my foot got run over by the school bus I missed by two seconds. My life is craptastic.

This morning my mother texted me about the dog food I purchased before going to work last night. I realized in terror that the dog food was still in my Jeep, so I told her so. A half hour later, she told me that she didn’t see it. Which means in Mom Language,

“Well, you are just simply going to have to trudge out there and get it.”

Hahaha, funny, Mom. I went out there in my sweat pants and tee shirt, and when I opened the back hatch and peered inside, I was attacked by a drift of snow on top of my Jeep just waiting for the door to be opened. Lovely. And on the way back up the front porch, I fell on my ass holding a pretty heavy bag of dry dog kibble. And the whole time I’m telling myself, karma’s not supposed to do this… That’s when I was handed the snow-shovel, which I suspected would have happened, but later on, when I was better dressed.

And here I am, procrastinating the script-writing process I promised myself I was going to do today. This blog is addicting when I have everything else to do. Hum.

So, I guess the story is one of my dad’s coworkers accompanied him on a mountain bike ride. The guy tore his achilles tendon after attempting a jump off a small bunny hill. It’s kinda funny. No, its actually hilarious.

I am, however, thinking of starting another web-comic. (One that I hope will pay -_- ) I hope to be able to start that at the end of my last semester, in the hopes that it will lead to something fruitful. Maybe a page-a-day graphic novel?

OR

If I think I’m funny enough, maybe a funny web-comic. Am I funny? I read Listful Thinking’s blog on being funny. It suggests I use sites like eHow and wikiHow to become funny. I think I’m funny.

Me, being funnier than you.

Above: Incontrovertible evidence.

So maybe my blog is at a stage that it too early for me to expect people to answer a question, but I will ask one anyways. Which one should I choose? Funny web-comic or serious web-comic? What will it be?