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		<title>A man holding a crocodile walks into a bar&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2025 21:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[He asks: &#8220;Do you serve referees here?&#8221; The bartender replies &#8220;We sure do!&#8221; &#8220;Good&#8221; says the man. &#8220;Give me a beer, then, and I&#8217;ll have a referee for my crocodile please!&#8221;]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">He asks: &#8220;Do you serve referees here?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The bartender replies &#8220;We sure do!&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Good&#8221; says the man. &#8220;Give me a beer, then, and I&#8217;ll have a referee for my crocodile please!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>De ce e recomandat să porți măști</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 08:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Samsung in 2007</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2019 10:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Inainte sa apara iPhone, Samsung se inspira de la BlackBerry: Samsung was still Samsung back then, copying not only BlackBerry’s form factor but even its goddamn name. https://daringfireball.net/linked/2019/07/09/mossberg-original-iphone In January 2007 Research In Motion, creators of the BlackBerry handhelds, filed suit in United States federal court claiming the BlackJack trademark was too similar to the BlackBerry mark. They alleged that Samsung had named [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Inainte sa apara iPhone, Samsung se inspira de la BlackBerry:</p>



<figure class="wp-block-image"><img decoding="async" width="2143" height="1468" src="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/blackberry.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-18125" srcset="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/blackberry.jpg 2143w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/blackberry-200x137.jpg 200w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/blackberry-768x526.jpg 768w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/blackberry-1080x740.jpg 1080w" sizes="(max-width: 2143px) 100vw, 2143px" /></figure>



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<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p> Samsung was still Samsung back then, copying not only BlackBerry’s form factor but even its goddamn name. </p><cite> <a href="https://daringfireball.net/linked/2019/07/09/mossberg-original-iphone">https://daringfireball.net/linked/2019/07/09/mossberg-original-iphone</a> </cite></blockquote>



<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p> In January 2007 Research In Motion, creators of the BlackBerry handhelds, filed suit in United States federal court claiming the BlackJack trademark was too similar to the BlackBerry mark. They alleged that Samsung had named their smartphone with a word beginning with &#8220;Black&#8221; just to mislead the customers that would come to the cellphone stores with the intention to purchase a BlackBerry </p><cite> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_i607_BlackJack">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_i607_BlackJack</a> </cite></blockquote>
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		<title>Playmates pe Luna</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[farse]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[“It was about two and a half hours into the extravehicular activity,” said Bean. “I flipped the page over and there she was. I hopped over to where Pete was and showed him mine, and he showed me his.” https://www.fastcompany.com/90372409/playboy-playmates-went-to-the-moon-but-almost-no-one-knew-it-for-25-years]]></description>
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<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p> “It was about two and a half hours into the extravehicular activity,” said Bean. “I flipped the page over and there she was. I hopped over to where Pete was and showed him mine, and he showed me his.” </p><cite> <a href="https://www.fastcompany.com/90372409/playboy-playmates-went-to-the-moon-but-almost-no-one-knew-it-for-25-years">https://www.fastcompany.com/90372409/playboy-playmates-went-to-the-moon-but-almost-no-one-knew-it-for-25-years</a> </cite></blockquote>



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		<title>25 de lucruri care nu vor mai exista in 25 de ani</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2019 14:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Cateva lucruri par clare: majoretele si telefoanele fixe acasa sunt intr-adevar pe cale de disparitie. Dar nu sunt asa de sigur de: masini cu combustie interna incarcatoare cu fir boli precum Polio, pojar, oreion, rubeola tigari secretare chelie https://medium.com/the-raabithole/25-things-that-wont-exist-in-25-years-1d475cd9590a]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Cateva lucruri par clare: majoretele si telefoanele fixe acasa sunt intr-adevar pe cale de disparitie. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Dar nu sunt asa de sigur de:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list"><li>masini cu combustie interna</li><li>incarcatoare cu fir</li><li>boli precum Polio, pojar, oreion, rubeola</li><li>tigari</li><li>secretare</li><li>chelie</li></ul>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><a href="https://medium.com/the-raabithole/25-things-that-wont-exist-in-25-years-1d475cd9590a">https://medium.com/the-raabithole/25-things-that-wont-exist-in-25-years-1d475cd9590a</a></p>
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		<title>Din Vaslui</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[https://www.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/social/viral-stai-beat-in-mijlocului-drumului-ce-ar-putea-merge-prost-1031118]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><a href="https://www.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/social/viral-stai-beat-in-mijlocului-drumului-ce-ar-putea-merge-prost-1031118">https://www.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/social/viral-stai-beat-in-mijlocului-drumului-ce-ar-putea-merge-prost-1031118</a></p>



<figure class="wp-block-image"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1061" height="590" src="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vaslui.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-18122" srcset="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vaslui.jpg 1061w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vaslui-200x111.jpg 200w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vaslui-768x427.jpg 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1061px) 100vw, 1061px" /></figure>
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		<title>Incepator&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Danny Welbeck trying to score. <a href="https://t.co/WQQTjtpeCh">pic.twitter.com/WQQTjtpeCh</a></p>&mdash; ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ (@gegenpressing3) <a href="https://twitter.com/gegenpressing3/status/1038434732973928450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2018</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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		<title>Tour de France 2018</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[1. Geraint Thomas 2. Tom Dumoulin 3. Chris Froome]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Geraint Thomas<br />
2. Tom Dumoulin<br />
3. Chris Froome<br />
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		<title>La umbra eolienei</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 12:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Vezi si https://dmax.ro/2013/07/prea-cald/  ]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Vezi si  <a href="https://dmax.ro/2013/07/prea-cald/">https://dmax.ro/2013/07/prea-cald/</a> </p>


<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-18091" src="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DDJWl-zXYAAqO3z.jpg" alt="" width="956" height="1433" srcset="https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DDJWl-zXYAAqO3z.jpg 956w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DDJWl-zXYAAqO3z-133x200.jpg 133w, https://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DDJWl-zXYAAqO3z-768x1151.jpg 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 956px) 100vw, 956px" /></p>
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		<title>Cum o poti ajuta pe Simona Halep</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dorin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 12:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[catavencu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sfaturi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tenis]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Catavencii au 3 metode prin care poți s-o ajuți pe Simona Halep. Una dintre ele e asta: Desființează-le public pe toate adversarele Simonei – Toată lumea știe ce bagaboante nespălate sînt. În loc să-și găsească un bărbat și să se așeze și ele la casa lor, că au deja o vîrstă, stau toată ziua, bună [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Catavencii au <a href="http://www.catavencii.ro/top-3-metode-prin-care-poti-s-o-ajuti-pe-simona-halep/">3 metode prin care poți s-o ajuți pe Simona Halep</a>. Una dintre ele e asta:</p>
<blockquote><p>Desființează-le public pe toate adversarele Simonei – Toată lumea știe ce bagaboante nespălate sînt. În loc să-și găsească un bărbat și să se așeze și ele la casa lor, că au deja o vîrstă, stau toată ziua, bună ziua și se plimbă prin lume ca să dea cu racheta în minge și s-o obosească pe Simona a noastră, care și-așa e obosită ca vai de capul ei.</p></blockquote>
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