tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39769822129001136732011-11-27T19:56:26.951-05:00"His hairy nipples pressed upon my lips as tears strolled down my cheeks."Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-88107912821758681592010-03-11T23:46:00.002-05:002010-03-11T23:47:00.706-05:002010-03-11T23:47:00.706-05:00Overheard at work: "Who put YOGOURT in the SHREDDER?!?!?!"<br /><br />ROFLMAO<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-8810791282175868159?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KJVi7nGz6N2F4ZHu88PniRmCenw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KJVi7nGz6N2F4ZHu88PniRmCenw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KJVi7nGz6N2F4ZHu88PniRmCenw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KJVi7nGz6N2F4ZHu88PniRmCenw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/Ic1bbwUAZpc" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com2http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/03/short-story.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-62253397291499525392010-03-05T01:08:00.004-05:002010-03-05T01:17:54.087-05:002010-03-05T01:17:54.087-05:001- put mustard in my coffee<br />2- vacuum a raccoon<br />3- choke a bitch<br />4- sleep on a bed of nails<br />5- engage in tomfoolery<br />6- learn how to write chinese<br />7- turn water into wine<br />8- make love to a goat <br />9- vanish into thin air<br />10- slip on a banana peel<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blogs.southtownstar.com/money/mustard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 500px;" src="http://blogs.southtownstar.com/money/mustard.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> Stay away from my coffee<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-6225339729149952539?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X9GAEfQtG0I4QLAX7yaolgk56Mo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X9GAEfQtG0I4QLAX7yaolgk56Mo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X9GAEfQtG0I4QLAX7yaolgk56Mo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X9GAEfQtG0I4QLAX7yaolgk56Mo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/todBuRqv1Fg" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com1http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/03/10-things-i-will-never-do.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-6284625708113142472010-03-03T23:56:00.002-05:002010-03-04T00:01:11.765-05:002010-03-04T00:01:11.765-05:00Haven't had time to do anything with this blog too busy with stuff, doesn't help either that the huge earthquake in Chile <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20100302/sc_space/chileearthquakemayhaveshorteneddaysonearth">shortened days</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-628462570811314247?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kqRIHR78-9qL2_8X3ksGFwRdnVk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kqRIHR78-9qL2_8X3ksGFwRdnVk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kqRIHR78-9qL2_8X3ksGFwRdnVk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kqRIHR78-9qL2_8X3ksGFwRdnVk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/1JISTYI5i8I" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com0http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/03/dude-wheres-your-blog.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-5906926715437812572010-02-26T02:04:00.001-05:002010-02-26T02:06:11.596-05:002010-02-26T02:06:11.596-05:00Some guy farted at the bus stop and I laughed the whole day.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-590692671543781257?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_z8aBJHwaC1wkm3NQhMc1XE1tuc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_z8aBJHwaC1wkm3NQhMc1XE1tuc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_z8aBJHwaC1wkm3NQhMc1XE1tuc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_z8aBJHwaC1wkm3NQhMc1XE1tuc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/IMKIqdXz3E8" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com0http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/02/short-story.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-69651257487275601182010-02-16T15:48:00.002-05:002010-02-16T16:17:23.959-05:002010-02-16T16:17:23.959-05:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WIyUBdukE0M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WIyUBdukE0M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br />With the Olympics being in Vancouver, the only thing on TV for the next couple of weeks is the Games. I love it, except I have to listen to this song playing 439284093289423 times a day. I catch myself humming this tune to myself, I guess I have Olympic spirit.<br />*************************************************************************************<br />-I've been watching just about every sport, even sports I normally wouldn't care about. Favourite sport so far?...<a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5472578/the-olympic-night-of-figure-skating-fail">Pairs Figure Skating</a><br />*************************************************************************************<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v9br5KrhUZg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v9br5KrhUZg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />*************************************************************************************<br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H8NRnlUU8gI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H8NRnlUU8gI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br />For the next couple of days hockey will be the only thing on my mind and if Canada doesn't win the gold....I don't even wanna think about it.<br />*************************************************************************************<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/2/16/2/olympics-fashion-winner-the-norwegian-mens-curlin-23669-1266304654-10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 400px;" src="http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/2/16/2/olympics-fashion-winner-the-norwegian-mens-curlin-23669-1266304654-10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />[<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Remarkable-Swag-Norway-s-argyle-curling-pants;_ylt=Al_G.1FW4epjSohvZqpyHOxptLV_?urn=oly,219748">from</a>]<br />Finally, was watching curling today, not only did Norway lose to Canada 7-6, but they had to wear these pants.<br />*************************************************************************************<br />Have you been watching the Olympics?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-6965125748727560118?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u620qcLGigdLF3kev25qBCKkGnk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u620qcLGigdLF3kev25qBCKkGnk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u620qcLGigdLF3kev25qBCKkGnk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u620qcLGigdLF3kev25qBCKkGnk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/b72cZPIbYjk" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com1http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/02/olympic-spirit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-30936539066152033072010-02-14T19:39:00.002-05:002010-02-14T19:40:59.540-05:002010-02-14T19:40:59.540-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxusi6nRWD1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2qQEd-zBGI/AAAAAAAAAL8/TIvuK_ZAhxg/s320/untitled3.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434314306817819746" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2qPMOf4IbI/AAAAAAAAAL0/-c-xq_wL7rQ/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2qPMOf4IbI/AAAAAAAAAL0/-c-xq_wL7rQ/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434313340588925362" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2qO_I7xO2I/AAAAAAAAALs/ZUXNo4j1Dy0/s1600-h/untitled2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 312px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2qO_I7xO2I/AAAAAAAAALs/ZUXNo4j1Dy0/s320/untitled2.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434313115757001570" /></a><br /><a href="http://books.google.ca/books?id=aFfY0GdGeYEC&amp;printsec=frontcover&amp;dq=make+your+own+sex+toys&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=G1USjC5Jsx&amp;sig=dqmweB3V1eWpd_BWl0dnSnZ1WSo&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=R4FqS5rfDNKhlAfW743oBA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=4&amp;ved=0CBkQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&amp;q=&amp;f=false"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://books.google.ca/books?id=aFfY0GdGeYEC&amp;printsec=frontcover&amp;dq=make+your+own+sex+toys&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=G1USjC5Jsx&amp;sig=dqmweB3V1eWpd_BWl0dnSnZ1WSo&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=R4FqS5rfDNKhlAfW743oBA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=4&amp;ved=0CBkQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&amp;q=&amp;f=false">Do-it-yourself sex toys</a>: Save money and have fun "doing it". har har<br /><br />Word of the day: <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/teledildonics">Teledildonics</a><div><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/teledildonics"></a><br />As a kid I was never afraid of clowns, I am now...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/davidnolan/99ce25d7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 456px;" src="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/davidnolan/99ce25d7.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Someone should really fix that "hole" in the wall...if ya know what ah mean ;)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/davidnolan/e58039c7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 500px;" src="http://i1.exhibit-e.com/davidnolan/e58039c7.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /></div>Roxxxy, the talking female sex robot was introduced this week....imma wait til they come out with the non-retard looking ones. Also, I don't have $7000<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://thefastertimes.com/nonsensenews/files/2010/02/t1larg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 640px; height: 360px;" src="http://thefastertimes.com/nonsensenews/files/2010/02/t1larg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12px; "><h1 style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; font-size: 26px; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); "><br /></h1></span><br /><br />For the ladies: <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/poll-do-you-do-weird-things-to-your-vagina/">Do you do weird things to your vagina?</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-6889278974973107802?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jUJHZm4apf6G4rJyO0IeZUnWcq0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jUJHZm4apf6G4rJyO0IeZUnWcq0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jUJHZm4apf6G4rJyO0IeZUnWcq0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jUJHZm4apf6G4rJyO0IeZUnWcq0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/jk38PFK73rg" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com2http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/02/digital-orgasm.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-18524613325989854322010-02-03T01:33:00.003-05:002010-02-03T01:37:20.994-05:002010-02-03T01:37:20.994-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2kY-Iv_BUI/AAAAAAAAALk/bxrcPCpvyVo/s1600-h/jamie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2VRtNJDd1Lk/S2kY-Iv_BUI/AAAAAAAAALk/bxrcPCpvyVo/s320/jamie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433901881178916162" /></a><div>Claim to "<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/12/jamie-jungers-tiger-woods_n_390053.html">fame</a>": Sleeping with Tiger Woods the night his father died. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-1852461332598985432?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k7tu2EgjyLu7t_gNUMbus0GAcz0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k7tu2EgjyLu7t_gNUMbus0GAcz0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k7tu2EgjyLu7t_gNUMbus0GAcz0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k7tu2EgjyLu7t_gNUMbus0GAcz0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/Rfy1BN-bV5M" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com4http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/02/it-pays-to-be-slut.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-59724985303559186102010-01-25T11:21:00.004-05:002010-01-29T03:22:01.623-05:002010-01-29T03:22:01.623-05:001. 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/></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.<div>Who's There?</div><div>Banana.</div><div>Banana Who?</div><div><br /></div><div>Knock Knock.</div><div>Who's There?</div><div>Orange.</div><div>Orange Who?</div><div>Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><br 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Kill a coyote and drink its blood.<br />2. Go to confession and tell the priest I killed a man.<br />3. Order a Party Sub and give it to a homeless person.<br />4. Throw hot coffee in someone's face.<br />5. Organize a Senior's Bingo Night. Once everyone has arrived, I lock the doors, shut off the lights, turn on strobe lights and blast hardcore music.<br />6. Fake my own death.<br />7. Foil a terrorist plot.<br />8. Overdose on Viagra and Extenze.<br />9. Steal Christmas<br />10. 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Pull an all-nighter watching a Thai National Election.<div>2. Shave with a lawnmower.</div><div>3. Be in a Viagra commercial.</div><div>4. Become a duck.</div><div>5. Become a salesman for affordable vinyl siding.</div><div>6. Have hairy nipples or even go near them.</div><div>7. Get a tattoo of a swastika. </div><div>8. Heroin.</div><div>9. Teach a man to fish.</div><div>10. Brush my teeth.</div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/A/addiction/images/heroin/heroin_gallery_10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/A/addiction/images/heroin/heroin_gallery_10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-5054791916513173996?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P1qaw_mBiBc08B07AeR8RhtEA_g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P1qaw_mBiBc08B07AeR8RhtEA_g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P1qaw_mBiBc08B07AeR8RhtEA_g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P1qaw_mBiBc08B07AeR8RhtEA_g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/fU32rxUp0Fw" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com1http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/10-things-i-will-never-do.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-18416618073686004692010-01-12T14:32:00.000-05:002010-01-12T14:32:24.443-05:002010-01-12T14:32:24.443-05:001. People with bad hair styles.<br />2. Nipples poking through shirts.<br />3. Fruitcake. (Actually I only like looking at fruitcake. It tastes like $%$@)<br />4.Jordan Eberle (Canadian Hockey Messiah)<br />5. Finding an extra McNugget.<br />6.<a href="http://capturingitaly.blogspot.com/">Inspiration In Italy</a><br />7. Chocolate sauce...and the possibilities<br />8.When game show contestants risk it all and lose.<br />9.Drunk old people.<br />10. 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Because tomatoes are fruits and they deserve to be in cereals.</i></span></div><div><span><i>7. </i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FF99;">Plus-Sized Snuggies</span></b>- I'll just sew two together and charge double.</span></div><div><span>8. <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FF99;">Chocolate Pillows</span></b> - <i>Pillows made of food? Genius.</i></span></div><div><span><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span><i>Anyone wanna be my partner?</i></span></div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2lUtXvB0QY9H8M%3Ahttp://www.acorscadden.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/raisin_bran.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 500px;" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2lUtXvB0QY9H8M%3Ahttp://www.acorscadden.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/raisin_bran.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-2968101223232226335?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cu8Y1HrWck83Dx1BwrTS8tQcrb4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cu8Y1HrWck83Dx1BwrTS8tQcrb4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cu8Y1HrWck83Dx1BwrTS8tQcrb4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cu8Y1HrWck83Dx1BwrTS8tQcrb4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/0sYTHFb9dB0" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com2http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/money-making-products-im-working-on.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-79946044724847415402010-01-05T23:53:00.001-05:002010-01-05T23:56:53.892-05:002010-01-05T23:56:53.892-05:00<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5L7NoyKyy7M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5L7NoyKyy7M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-7994604472484741540?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pGGWaEeMDzKXUSCDAlYPPABRdDI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pGGWaEeMDzKXUSCDAlYPPABRdDI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pGGWaEeMDzKXUSCDAlYPPABRdDI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pGGWaEeMDzKXUSCDAlYPPABRdDI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/LlxijqHimzg" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com0http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-feel-like-someone-has-shot-me-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-66109191481663988522010-01-05T01:42:00.000-05:002010-01-05T01:44:12.163-05:002010-01-05T01:44:12.163-05:00<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://skoften.net/player/flvplayer.swf" flashvars="config=http://skoften.net/player/skin/uservideo.php?videoname=1262551375.flv%26entryid=15050" quality="high" name="flvplayer" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-6610919148166398852?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tskdH8vGfVK7EG_KKDtRDfm0i0o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tskdH8vGfVK7EG_KKDtRDfm0i0o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tskdH8vGfVK7EG_KKDtRDfm0i0o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tskdH8vGfVK7EG_KKDtRDfm0i0o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/vuIlRnBmcFw" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com1http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/oh-yeah.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-55533817437312529732010-01-04T20:20:00.002-05:002010-01-04T20:24:49.555-05:002010-01-04T20:24:49.555-05:00Over the holidays I basically ignored most of my emails, and today I found some time to sift through them. I'll always get the odd spam email in my inbox, but today I went through a lot of them. Here's the subject lines of some of the weirder ones with my comments in italics:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Nude picture of your old school friend.</span><div><span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><i>Everyone in the world has a nude picture of themselves on the web.</i></span><br /></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">I think you are a very strong man. U have a great body and dressing sense. Do you want to see my pics now??</span></span></div><div><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><i>I wish I could believe this one.</i></span><br /></b></span><div><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></b></span><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You are so strong. I love your photos. I feel kinky about you.</span></span></span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I long for the day that a girl tells me she feels kinky about me.</span></i></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;color:#444444;"><br /></span></b></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><b><br /></b></span></i></div><div><span style="font-weight:bold;">WOOIIyAndMaturedIOnghaIredGayInAROwdyOutdOOrGaySatIsfactIOn.</span></div><div><span></span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">I didn't know this was a word.</span><br /></i></b><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">2 girls on picnic saw the horse and wanted it</span></div><div><span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><i>The world has corrupted my mind enough to know why the girls want the horse.</i></span><br /></b><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">the nice hot brunette has pleasure from a horse</span></div><div><i>What's with girls and horses? Oh yeah, they've got big ****s</i></div><div><span></span><b><br /></b><b></b><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pizza guy gets undressed and blown for a free pizza.</span> </div><div>I've been looking for a part-time job...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">oledr wmoan sqiurts miilk froom her tiits</span> </div><div>Someone must have really been excited to tell me about this since they misspelled every word.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Click here – maybe you can delete your naked pictures.</span> </div><div><i>Apparently someone is taking pictures of me in the shower...</i><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">They took a picture of you after 7th cocktail! </span></div><div><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span><span><i>Wow I must really have a drinking problem...I didn't even know that I drink cocktails!</i></span><br /></div><div><span><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span>If things don't turn out for me, I might very well consider a career in email spam writing.</span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-5553381743731252973?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EJlmukj_BRDWecKrbdmcsyaAV4Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EJlmukj_BRDWecKrbdmcsyaAV4Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EJlmukj_BRDWecKrbdmcsyaAV4Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EJlmukj_BRDWecKrbdmcsyaAV4Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/FN-t3mD0HiA" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com0http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/taking-out-trash.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3976982212900113673.post-91981095278107072562010-01-04T18:19:00.003-05:002010-01-07T16:10:00.089-05:002010-01-07T16:10:00.089-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/client_images/kanyewest/3106_c68bf9b607be98d9933f493784db02c6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 422px;" src="http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/client_images/kanyewest/3106_c68bf9b607be98d9933f493784db02c6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>and what's with the shades kanye?<br /><a href="http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=243955_-1__0_~0_-1_1_2010_0_0&amp;em3298=&amp;em3282=&amp;em3281=&amp;em3161=">via</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3976982212900113673-9198109527810707256?l=dnims.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XwrpcQtM0puB7dRpx3Se2yaWKn4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XwrpcQtM0puB7dRpx3Se2yaWKn4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XwrpcQtM0puB7dRpx3Se2yaWKn4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XwrpcQtM0puB7dRpx3Se2yaWKn4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DoNotInsultMyStupidity/~4/x61DoSvRMck" height="1" width="1"/>Monkey Boynoreply@blogger.com4http://dnims.blogspot.com/2010/01/does-amber-rose-really-need-hairnet.html