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Dog Poo With A Sense Of Humor

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Thu, 08 Feb 2024 17:47:00 +0000

Spot on! The message on a sign made me laugh.

"Free yoga! Bend over and pick up your pet waste. Call it downward dog."

PooPrints - The DNA Solution for Dog Waste

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 19:08:00 +0000

PooPrints - The DNA Solution for Dog Waste

What is PooPrints?

PooPrints is the first and largest commercial DNA Waste Management Program.

What does that mean?

We create a genetic database of dogs with DNA collected from cheek swabs. We then collect DNA from any unscooped pet waste and compare it to the database to identify who hasn’t picked up after their pet.

We are animal advocates. As an organization, we function off of three pillars:

Promote responsible ownership
Protect the environment
Expand pet access

We understand the wonderful value that pets bring to ones life and a community, so our program allows more dogs to live more places.

Now there's a company that sells Dog Poop signs!

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 11:57:00 +0000

https://www.dogpoopsigns.com/

'Snapcrap' App Developer Hopes to Help Clean Up San Francisco Streets - NBCbayarea.com

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 23:13:00 +0000

Read the full article:
'Snapcrap' App Developer Hopes to Help Clean Up San Francisco Streets - NBCbayarea.com

"The new app released on Tuesday to iOS users is trying to help clean up the dirty streets of San Francisco, according to its developer Sean Miller, a San Francisco engineer who moved from Vermont to South of Market in 2017 and immediately took notice to the feces, needles and trash cluttering walkways." ...

""I see poop" is one of the random automated comments that Miller designed to fill out the required comment section on the city's form. He said he wanted to make reporting public health issues fun for the community."

Alas, No More Rants

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:53:00 +0000

You've probably wondered why this blog has gone silent.

In a nutshell, I've finally gotten all of the ranting out of my system.

To seal the deal, I've moved to Florida, and my new neighborhood has hyper-responsible dog owners. How refreshing!

Au revoir!

Swapping dog poop for free Wi-Fi – What's Next

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Sat, 12 May 2012 14:15:00 +0000

Interesting . . .

Swapping dog poop for free Wi-Fi – What's Next - CNN.com Blogs:

"Human trick: Pick up after your dog.
Treat: Free Wi-Fi and cleaner parks.
And, of course, they called it "Poo Wi-Fi."

Check out the video below. It's hilarious:"

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Humorous picture of dog and poo sign

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:59:00 +0000

This is too good to miss, and was posted on Google+

https://plus.google.com/u/0/108150835875317710924/posts/PVNWkJkTXGC

SF dog-walker regulations get initial OK

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:29:00 +0000

SF dog-walker regulations get initial OK | City Insider | an SFGate.com blog:

"Six? Seven? Eight? Infinity? Just what should the limit be on how many dogs a professional dog walker can walk at any one time in a city park? The answer — drum role, please — is eight. That’s the number of the Board of Supervisors settled on today after much debate."

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Uncharacteristically grateful for dog owners

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:16:00 +0000

The neighborhood has had a recent rash of crime, including, but not limited to burglaries, thefts, and gun point robberies.

So, needless to say, during these long darkness days, I'm grateful to see and be in the company of dog owners walking their dogs.

I feel a wee bit safer (no pun intended).

Happy holidays!

Help Your Dog Do Doo - Pet Potty

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 02:40:00 +0000

What a great idea! . . . a holiday gift?!

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Threatening Trash Can Warning Sign About Dog Poop (PHOTO)

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:07:00 +0000

Unnecessarily Threatening Trash Can Warning Sign About Dog Poop (PHOTO): 'via Blog this'

Yikes! This is a report of someone who has put a rather extreme warning on their trash can:

"OLD LADY - If I catch you in the act of putting your dog's crap in our cans, I will cut off your head and bolt it to the hood of my car!"

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San Francisco Dog Poo Fines

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:35:00 +0000

Dog poo overflowing trash can.
Castro, San Francisco, 94114

Do you *always* pick up after your pooch? (Be honest.) | Tails Of The City: 'via Blog this'

I'm sharing this link with you, so that you know where the $319 fine for violating the "Pick it up" or "Carry a bag" ordinances comes from.

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Almost Artistic Dog Doo Smear

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:17:00 +0000

A very quiet and relatively clean neighborhood this Summer.

Here's a "double duty" photo of dog filth on the sidewalks...

Sad - No Respect For Folks With Dog Doo Plight

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

I've been meaning to write about this for some time, and finally got around to it.

Here's the deal. Several months back, I saw this sign posted in the window, and blogged about it, Wheelchair Dog Poo.

Unfortunately, someone decided to deface the window of this home with spray paint. I didn't have my camera on me at the time, so you won't get to see the real picture of the defacement. The end result, the sign was taken down.

Very sad indeed.

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Ben says, "Pick up your dog's poop!"

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 21:17:00 +0000

Dog doo can get pretty personal.

I have sympathy for Ben, as the worst dog poo offenders leave their cr*p on the grounds where we live.

SFPD Dog Sign Says . . .

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:00:00 +0000

If dog owners would only follow these San Francisco Police Department signs.

The text of the sign references, City and County of San Francisco - Animal Care and Control - Health Code - Section 40 - Dog to be Controlled so as Not to Commit Nuisances.

Section 40 states:

(a) It shall be unlawful for any person owning or having control or custody of any dog to permit the animal to defecate upon the public property of this City or upon the private property of another unless the person immediately remove the feces and properly dispose of it; provided, however, that nothing herein contained authorizes such person to enter upon the private property of another without permission.

(b) It shall be unlawful for any person to walk a dog on public property of this City or upon the private property of another without carrying at all times a suitable container or other suitable instrument for the removal and disposal of dog feces.

(c) Visually handicapped persons who use Seeing Eye Guide Dogs are exempt from this law. (Amended by Ord. 420s78, App. 9/8/78)

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Unsightly Dog Doo Disposal Habits

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:00:00 +0000

There's a new trend in the neighborhood. Some dog owners are responsibly picking up dog poo, and bagging it in plastic (as you can see in these photos).

However, I can only guess that they're only too lazy to throw it in their trash bins, or they're trying to avoid making their homes smell.

In any event, the ultimate outcome is these dog owners are making our neighborhood rather unsightly.

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More - Is It Dog or Human Doo?

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Continuing the running thread of what are the clues to discerning if what's on the sidewalk is from a human, or from a dog.

The clues here are:

there's toilet tissue
there's overflowing sewer water (see the sewer pipe cover?)
. . . and of course the unsightly doo

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We Mobile-Optimized This Blog

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 02:16:00 +0000

This blog is now mobile optimized!

With any luck, if you're viewing this on a mobile device, you'll see a mobile-optimized version of this blog. If you don't like it, you'll see a link for "View web version."

Thanks for stopping by!

Dog Doo-dles - Maybe I Should Retire This Blog

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 15:00:00 +0000

I launched this rants blog just over a year ago, and now I'm having second thoughts.

To be sure, I've definitely gotten catharsis out of this. In some respects, it was kind of righteous to rant about soiled sidewalks and more.

Alas, the pendulum has swung in the direction of dog owner pickup cleanliness, and I have precious little to show or share on this blog. It makes me stop to think whether it's time to hang up this blog.

. . . and here's an example of responsible dog ownership, dog doo-dles left behind from a responsible dog owner cleaning up.

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Dog Doo Is Annoying

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 24 May 2011 15:30:00 +0000

I didn't have to read this book to figure out that dog poop is annoying, Annoying: The Science of What Bugs Us (Kindle).

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Golf Dog Doo - Part Two

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 10 May 2011 15:30:00 +0000

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We were out golfing again and saw something that we hadn't seen before.

If you recall, I just ranted about dog poo in the middle of the golf fairway. Until now, I've not seen too many dogs getting walked through the golf course. Some, but not very many.

Today shed a new light. At a nearby hole, we saw a golf cart with a dog leashed to it. The dog was at the course with its owner. Okay, now we have another possible reason for doo on the course.

In any event, bad dog owners not picking up, whether they golf or not, are just irresponsible.

'nuff said.

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San Fran Golf Course - Gone To The Dogs

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:30:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaWe just played golf this past weekend at San Francisco's Fleming Course (inside of Harding Park Golf Course) out by Lake Merced.

We love the place . . .

. . . except for the dog owner who allowed their dog to doo it in the middle of a fairway (#7 on the illustration) and leave it!

Golfers pay fees to play a round of golf. Runners, walkers, and dog walkers can stroll through the course without paying any sort of entrance fee. Maybe the park system should consider some expanded usage fee system; especially for those walking dogs.

. . . my curmudgeonly pennies,

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Tree Buds Posing As Dog Doo

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:30:00 +0000

In the morning or evening darkness, watching out for dreaded poo is a must.

The eye is so easily fooled by doo imposters such as these. I don't know what kind of tree these drop from, but they appear to be coming from some kind of flowering or budding tree in our neighborhood.

Poo Disposal - No Partial Credit Given

noreply@blogger.com (Austin Lee) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:30:00 +0000

Puhleeese! If you're going to bother picking it up, at least throw it away where it belongs!

This retaining wall is at least chest high from the sidewalk.

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Dog Doo Rants

Dog Poo With A Sense Of Humor

PooPrints - The DNA Solution for Dog Waste

PooPrints - The DNA Solution for Dog Waste

Now there's a company that sells Dog Poop signs!

'Snapcrap' App Developer Hopes to Help Clean Up San Francisco Streets - NBCbayarea.com

Alas, No More Rants

Swapping dog poop for free Wi-Fi – What's Next

Humorous picture of dog and poo sign

SF dog-walker regulations get initial OK

Uncharacteristically grateful for dog owners

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