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Sarah Grueneberg - Top Chef Season 9 - Texass

2012-01-12T20:26:00.000-05:00

As you can see, it's been a while since somebody has made me sick enough to embellish upon their pathetic existence. Sarah Grueneberg holds the esteemed honor of being 2012's first "Foul Piece of Feces Award" winner. Congrats Sarah!!!
If you've watched this run of Top Chef, then you must be in absolute agreement with the rest of mankind... Sarah Hindenburg is: not easy on the eyes, very hard to stomach, obese - sweaty - disgusting - very round - in need of serious dental work - loud - obnoxious - fat (did I mention that already?) - cruel - and fat. I bet she sniffs her own farts & "wipes and looks". I guarantee she hasn't washed between her toes (or the middle of her pimple ridden back) in decades because there's no way she can reach them. I suppose she loves bacon, potato chips and a lot of butter. She is a degrading cow. When I see her fat, round, oily face with it's round greasy mouth and Leon Spinks tooth gap, I want to shoot a hole in my TV. She doesn't have the balls to make comments to anyone's face (alright, she most likely does have balls. A big wrinkly stale tired limping set similar to a dead sun tanned stretched elephant cheek filled with rock salt). I'd like to see little Beverly knock her stupid square teeth down her overly exercised throat. You are a sad piece of greasy old lard Sarah and I hope your clogging arteries rob your struggling heart of life. You could be Miss Piggy's fat old aunt, but I'm sure Miss Piggy would deny it. She's got far more class & elegance than you'll ever have and she's nothing but pieces of plastic and fabric with a hand up her ass.
You are a disgusting fat ugly pig with a big horrifying mouth attached to it.
If you have a husband, wife or whatever, I'm willing to bet they are utterly horrified and embarrassed by your existence. You embarrass me and I have no friggen clue who or what you are. Everybody on the show hates you as well and I hope you cry yourself to sleep every night for the rest of your wasted life. You are a fat pig and you make millions of people sick.

Angie's List - Angie Hicks

2011-09-06T08:38:00.000-04:00

What a total SCAM this Angie's List shit is... Angie Hicks is nothing more than some fat old jobless stay-at-home useless cow who pends most of her time laying on the sofa, scratching her ass & eating potato chips while her bank account gets fatter than her because of mindless people funneling their cash to her for useless information. The only people who sign up for this crap are clueless people with weak minds who don't have the energy to lift the cover of the phone book. The only people using Angie's List are idiots who want to ruin other people's businesses. Do you really think people post positive comments about the painter? Or better yet, the Plumber who walked the dog? Utter nonsense... All you're getting is the decrepit old skank bitching about the speckle of paint that she found in the corner after finding the cheapest Brazilian in the state that would paint her parlor for $65.
Don't pay this pig for advice she knows nothing about. You might as well pay me $56 a year for tax advice I can't give or $500 an hour for legal representation I am in no way prepared to provide.

CougarLife....

2011-09-06T08:20:00.000-04:00

The CougarLife.com song has got to be one of the most irritating things I've ever heard. Even worse than 1-877-Kars 4 Kids, the Chicken Dance and the Barney song combined.... The way they try to sex-up the words "wouldn't you like to date a cougar toooooo" make me cringe and wanna f&cking vomit... The funny thing about CougarLife is, you aren't ever, never, ever going to find a "hot cougar" browsing AND PAYING for their service! C'mon, you'll have better luck down at the Lucky Dog Saloon. I'd bet my life savings that CougarLife is LOADED with middle-aged, smashed & loose, sagging & stretched, single-mother-of-at-least-two-interracial-children-by-at-least-two-fathers-possibly-unknown, who post 15 year old photos of themselves at their absolute best that do not represent themselves remotely in the present. I'd also bet that 95% of the registered "cougars" are AT LEAST 15lbs overweight (minimum). A great place for pathetic men to meet pathetic women.

Check out the President (and proud cougar) of CougarLife.com, Claudia Opdenkelder... do you think for one second that this bitch looks anything like this when she rolls over, quiffs, and breathes hot sloppy semen-onion-cigarette-wine breath on you first thing in the morning?! I F*CKING DOUBT IT!!!! Total bullshit....... whatta whore

Elise Wims - Hell's Kitchen Season 9

2011-09-06T08:04:00.001-04:00

Thanks to her Facebook page, and her decision to violate her contract, and her blatant consideration for no one other than herself, we now know that SHE DID NOT WIN. That's right, even though the season isn't finished, and possibly millions of people are wondering, watching and waiting to see what happens, Elise has gone ahead & spread the word that SHE DID NOT WIN... Not like every soul who ever tuned in didn't know already... There's not a snowball's chance in Hell's Kitchen that a loud, obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate, foul, talentless, idiotic skank like Elise Wims would be given the opportunity to head up a beautiful high end restaurant. Talk about clueless and just plain old dumb. I'll tell you one thing though, this season has truly soured my opinion of Chef Gordon Ramsay. I could always get past the arrogance, belittling, foul language, misogynist attitude and volume by reminding myself that, in the end, the person he is trashing is going to be better off in the end. But, after watching Season 9 of Hell's Kitchen and seeing Elise Wims nominated for removal every single episode (I've lost count, but it has to be 6 or 7 times now), yet be allowed to REMAIN on the show while other FAR MORE SUITABLE chef's get sent home, I realized that you can no longer hide the fact that Gordon Ramsay has peeled off the facade... Elise Wims has been kept on solely for the fact that the entire planet hate's her guts. Because people tune in to see the loud, stupid bitch that infuriates us all. When I watch this show now, I know in advance that it's completely staged, phony and a waste of time. Maybe they should move HK over to MTV next to Jersey Shore where it now belongs. You blew it Ramsay. If you'd like to see / hear Elise Wims in action for yourself, she can be found in Pittsburgh PA @ Endura Restaurant. I would rather go to Burger King than support this loser's life. Elise Wims: trashy, loud, useless and the destruction of HK. Hate ya babe!

Chritian Collins - MasterShit - 978-335-1055

2011-09-03T21:29:00.000-04:00

Loathsome, diseased-rat-eyed, rock-eating-ground-down-grey-teeth, inbred-john-trailer-trick, laxitive-cut-coke-smoking, propane-baked-bean-cooking, layin-on-the-couch-all-day, jobless-house-wife, punk-ass-4th-grade-intellect-wanna-be-bitch.
Here's the f*cking clown that spent his 16 minutes of fame embarrassing, harassing and putting down some truly nice women who weren't doing anything but trying to showcase their talents & make life better for their families. What kind of punk belittles women to make himself feel better? An insecure bitch, that's who. You can see it in his "wee beedy" little rat eyes & crooked teeth. Every time the camera panned past this pussy punk, I wanted to throw my TV out the f*cking window, or climb into it & pound the snot out of CHRISTIAN COLLINS (chefchristianCcollins@gmail.com) 31 of Gloucester Mass. I friggen HATE punk ass bitches like Christian Collins - MasterChef Season 2. You can read this sloth from a mile away: all mouth and NO action... Likes to talk shit about everybody but can't back it up... Scared to DEATH if you call him out on his cowardice... You can see it all over his face.
He's the kind of jobless fool that I can guarantee will sit around day after day searching Yahoo! for his own name and I'll also bet he'll find this and leave an "anonymous" comment supporting himself, or making threats he has no plan whatsoever of backing up.
You're a pussy Christian Collins (June 10 1979) and I hope these words irritate you forever.

"Boston Rob" Mariano

2011-04-13T21:56:00.001-04:00

What a fucking obnoxious, loud mouthed, weak pussy. This fucking clown isn't even from Boston... He's from fucking Canton or Stoughton Ma. There's nobody in Canton or Stoughton but lame ass fucking college faggots, like this douche. Get a life you old faggot, you're washed up, lame, weak, boring. If I could have a shot at Survivor, I'd pass on the million bucks without a doubt if I only had the chance to pound fucking faggot homo boys teeth through his gums, chew his nose off & shit in the big bloody hole. I'd really like to jam dried fish egg & sand covered blunt sticks in his eyeballs and rape him in the squeaky pink asshole with an Ometepe flag pole. I'd lead him into tribal counsel on his hands & knees with poles & sticks hanging out of his orifices and a little poodle collar made of sea weed and have him pronounce to the world that he is a washed up useless piece of shit faggot that only exists in his own little pathetic world of parasitic pussies & college cunts. Whew... THAT WAS GOOD!!! fucking pussy. So whatever, his name's Mariano, and you know where he lives, call up his mom some day.

Charlie Sheen

2011-04-13T07:50:00.000-04:00

I don't even know where to begin with this guy... He has been referred to as a "consummate actor" recently during his crack stem meltdown. Now that is the biggest line of bullshit I've ever heard! This guy is one of the most unconvincing actors I've ever laid my eyes upon. He has no talent, he is hard to look at with that bulbous nose, massive cranium & unsupported ego. Did you watch any of the video from which the above photo was taken? It's funny as shit to see that old buttChuck truly believes he is intelligent. "buttal"?! Is that funny or clever? I don't fucking think so you clown faggot bitch. What a disgrace. Riding the waves of his family's fame. The whole family sucks when you think about it... Dad sucked ass in Apocalypse Now, nothing great there. Again, unconvincing.... Emelio?! Are you kidding me?! Those goddamned Baldwin's are a million times more entertaining than these clowns & they SUCK! Charlie, I would love to punch you in the throat, kick out your remaining teeth and make you admit on tape that you're an untalented ugly pussy who deserves nothing more than a mouth full of pig shit. Fucking faggot asshole.

EXCLUSIVE! Prince William & Kate Middleton Wedding Music List LEAKED!!!

2011-03-28T09:25:00.000-04:00

A DHoH EXCLUSIVE! Prince William & Kate Middleton's Wedding Music List LEAKED!!! Here are the Top 10 Songs they've requested for their post-wedding ceremony!

Always...

You and I Together

Just How Much I Feel

Why Wouldn't I Love You Forever?

I'll Carry You Through Eternity

We Were Made For Each Other

Bethenny Frankel

2011-02-21T09:01:00.001-05:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! The sight of this OLD ugly fucking whore pig douche C*NT make's my stomach roil! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE, WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM & WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY FUCKING FACE WHEN I TURN ON MY TV?!?!?! Without knowing one goddamn thing about her, I FUCKING HATE HER! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU BETHENNY FRANKEL, YOU OLD STUPID FUCKING SQUARE HEAD BITCH?! If I were stupid enough to marry this filthy pig, I wouldn't be able to leave the house each morning until I had belted her across the mouth a few times & belittled her to tears. Doesn't she look like some old retarded turtle? I bet she's got more hair around her asshole tan I have on my whole body. Thank heavens you aren't my neighbor... boy o boy, I would make your pathetic vile life fucking hell... DIE BITCH DIE!!! i feel so much better now.

Justin Bieber

2011-02-21T08:53:00.000-05:00

Justin Bieber is the most irritating little girl on the planet. I don't know where she came from, or how many cocks she had to suck to get her place in the limelight, but I pray to god she falls on the 3rd rail. I fucking cringe when I hear little clips of that stupid fucking song of hers. I take comfort in the fact that this little piece of shit faggot bitch punk will fall out of circulation as soon as she sprouts her first pube. Maybe someone can do the world a favor and introduce the little puke to heroin.

The stupid old asshole from Geico

2010-11-30T08:03:00.000-05:00

Here's another perfect example of bad executive decision making. I swear I scratch my friggen head every time I see this old prick in those wicked fucking dumb Geico commercials. I mean really, the is definitely a process where some young idiot walks into a board room with his little poster boards and plots out his brilliant idea for a commercial. "We'll have this stupid old asshole standing at the podium in an auditorium, then the little imaginary green cricket will talk some bullshit while the stupid old asshole pushed all these idiotic buttons for no apparent reason & there'll be disco balls & awful niggy music & it will be SO FUNNY EVERYBODY WILL BY GEICO INSURANCE!!!" and all the tired old assholes in the board room say "WOW!! THAT"S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!" "Geeves, give this man another $10,000 raise!!!" what ignorant assholes wasting money on ignorant asshole ideas...

Flo from Progressive Insurance

2010-11-30T07:55:00.000-05:00

Here's another annoying piece of shit. Flo, the Progressive Insurance nightmare. Those high pitched yips and constant meddling irritate the friggen shit out of me. How the fuck does a board room of exec's all sit around and agree that this washed up old slut is the best choice to represent your company?! Sweet jesus, I am in the wrong fucking business... Isn't Flo the ugly assbitch that shows up in that incredibly stupid Ben Stiller movie where he marries the stupid bitch but doesn't realize she's a stupid bitch until after he's married her?

Pit Bulls and Parolees

2010-11-30T07:49:00.000-05:00

Are you fucking kidding me?! These bullshit reality shows are really scraping the bottom. What utter rubbish... Storage Wars, Auction Kings, Pawn Stars, Pit Boss, 8 Kids, 18 Kids... Really, WHO GIVES A FUCK? This tarnished old worn leather cow hide c*nt Tia really kills me. Have you seen the commercials where Tia is all stresses out because her man is facing life in prison for being a THREE TIME OFFENDER? Fucking good!!! Put him away for life! Come on, really! Who the fuck is Animal Planet or whatever station this is to try and express remorse for a fucking 3 time loser? What about the "raise money for Tia" episode? She says: "It costs $800 a day to run this place, any money raised will go towards that." Fucking Bank of America doesn't cost $800 a day to run a branch... Maybe she doesn't know the difference between day & month. Dumb ugly wrinkled stinking fucking clam

Pawn Stars

2010-07-07T13:47:00.000-04:00

Fucking slime balls. Fat con artists. Dying before your eyes. Pussies. Pieces of shit. Chumlee rules. Do us a favor & murder your family Chum! What worthless wastes of DNA. Redneck inbred idiot assholes. I'll give you $50 for that $5000 civil war sword! How about I slice your humungous head right off your disgusting torso with it instead. Fucking clowns.

Bethenny, Getting Married?

2010-07-07T13:43:00.000-04:00

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY CUNT?! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT HER LIFE, HER TWAT, HER "HUSBAND" OR ANY GOD DAMNED THING ABOUT HER? I WOULD MUCH RATHER WATCH "BETHENNY, GETTING MURDERED". I HOPE SHE MARRIES AN ABUSIVE VIOLENT ALCOHOLIC THAT SMASHES HER UGLY FACE INTO A PULP. FUCKING STINKING UGLY WHORE SLUT. now I feel better.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

2010-07-07T13:40:00.000-04:00

You stupid douche! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! UGLY VILE SKANK!!! A ha ha ha ha ha!!!

I only pray to god that she does the full 90 days & NOT 12 hours. I also pray to god she gets her ass kicked violently & repeatedly while in jail!!! Please please please god, answer my prayers!!!!

Brazilian Soccer Fans

2010-06-25T09:54:00.000-04:00

Futbol is for faggots. Brazilian men are like dainty pathetic little girls who like to kick and scream. They are cowards. My neighborhood is literally a suburb of Brazil now. They are fucking everywhere. Brazilians are incredibly stupid, slow, terribly uneducated, horrible drivers with zero consideration for hygiene. I grit my teeth every time one of them goes flip-flopping down my street. I wish the FIFA & the god damned World Cup would go away forever. They throw these retard festivals every time Brasil wins a fucking soccer game, jamming up traffic, banging drums, blowing those idiotic plastic horns & wearing their repulsive flags as robes & flying them off their little Hondas... I truly wish with all my heart, I pray to God, Allah, Satan, Juan Carlos, anyone, send them all back to the fucking jungle!!! Please Please Please Please... dear god in heaven... strike each & every last one of them dead!!!!

Might I refer you to "Blogger Who Don't Blog" or whatever it was titled...

2010-06-25T09:33:00.002-04:00

My apologies to my fellow misanthropes. Not lacking ire, just a tad busy, so fuck off.

Louis Gossett Jr

2010-03-30T20:17:00.000-04:00

I've always hated this fucking clown. He doesn't even have to open his mouth, you can look at his face & determine instantly that he is an arrogant, anti-white douchebag. He's not a talented actor, he sucks. His roles are incredibly lame, he has zero capabilities or skills. He's very hard to look at without feeling ill. He's like Flavor Flav from a slightly better housing project (sorry Flav, you're light years ahead of this loser). Whatever, Louis Gossett Jr sucks hairy ass.

Jennavecia

2010-03-30T20:11:00.000-04:00

Jennavecia is a piece of shit. Jennavecia is a foul mouthed filthy whore. Jennavecia announces to a large crowd of oiled up, buff, college fools that she will fuck all of them. Jennavecia claims to have fucked just about everyone. Jennavecia finally got her disgusting, stupid, pathetic, crab overrun self tossed off Tool Academy 3. The whole cast is fairly pathetic, but this ugly bitch takes the urinal cake. Her boyfriend really needs to reconsider what the fuck he is doing, she must suck cock like a champion. The dude would be 110% better off with a toothless, 50-something bar pig. Momma would be far more proud. Jennavecia, I wish you would kill yourself. Whore.

Frodo

2010-03-04T14:06:00.000-05:00

Frodo Baggins is a pussy. So ain't Elijah Wood. If you disagree with me on either one of those statements, then you're a pussy too.

Cats

2010-03-04T14:03:00.001-05:00

I hate cats. Kittens are all cute n' shit, they're sort of fun when they're tiny, but they still piss me off. As soon as those little claws come out & they latch onto my hand & start shredding away with their hind legs, that's when I grind my teeth & start shaking the little head ferociously back & forth. Once a cat is like 3 months old, it's useless. It's just like some women, it doesn't do shit but lay around all day, won't come when you call it etc... Bootsie, Mittens, BooBoo, Moxie, Fluffy, what the fuck?! Cat's suck.

Lindsey Lohan

2010-03-04T13:39:00.000-05:00

I just hate every last little thing about this ugly fucking skank douche bag whore pig piece of shit slut.
This photo makes me want to punch her in the face. Arrggghhh!!! I fucking HATE you Lindsey Lohandjob. I wish you'd fall into the tar pits. Brush your teeth you slug. Was it this bitch that had "fire crotch"? I forget if it was or not, but it seems fitting.

Dexter's Wife

2010-03-04T13:34:00.000-05:00

Julie Benz, Rita, Dexter's wife... I never really cared for her on the show, sure, she's pretty, she's not a terribly bad actress... BUT, she does come of as a loose, two-timing, sneaky, self-centered bitch on the show, most of it written into the script, but you can tell there's a lot of herself in the acting. The thing that really got me going on Julie Benz was her role in the newer Rambo flick. Her role sucked, she was incredibly frustrating, and whiny, and in the way, and a pain in the ass. I fucking hate the person who is always falling down when being chased and requiring the other person to stop & pick their lousy asses up to save them. I'd have left this douche to die. Then there's the climactic gun battle / bloodshed at the end where she is terrified immobile, freaking out at the sound of the guns... What an inconvenience this broad was in the movie. Whiny, crying, scared, obnoxious, bothersome, in the way, loud mouthed clam....

Dexter's Sister

2010-02-27T17:02:00.000-05:00

What a TERRIBLE choice to play Debra Morgan, Dexter's sister. Don't even tell me you disagree! She SUCKS!!! The only explanation I can think of is that she's lined up to be killed in an upcoming episode & no one will complain. I thought his wife was a terrible choice! Thank god she's dead! Now, PLEASE get rid of this idiot! What an ugly dude this bitch is...