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‘Drinking Holidays’ Daily Dozen

I don’t know if any class of people have been so summarily maligned as gingers (red-haired kids) were by South Park. Before that, the term “ginger” wasn’t even in the popular lexicon, but now everyone in the world is thinking that they don’t have souls because some cartoon characters decided that’s how it’s going to be. This ginger, known on YouTube as “CopperCap,” would like to present a retort, complete with autotune. Let’s here what the kid has to say.

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This Ginger Is Claiming That Gingers Have Souls

Yup. It’s a ‘Simpsons’ episode come to life. Bill Wisth, a 6′ 6″, 350-pound gentleman from (guess! guess!) Wisconsin, is claiming false advertising at an all-you-can-eat fish fry restaurant, after the establishment cut him off after only his 20th piece of fish.

Jokes aside, this is disgusting. 20 anything is gross, but 20 pieces of fried fish? Ugh. Bill isn’t ashamed, though, and he plans to picket the restaurant every Sunday, which is so goddamn American I don’t know what to do with myself.

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Man Sues ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ Restaurant For False Advertising

Last week, Audrina was a guest of honor at Wet Republic in Vegas, and now she’s taken a different bikini to post up in Cabo San Lucas. She works so hard. She deserves a break.

You know what? She looks like she’s having a really good time. Let’s just be happy for her. Or jealous and mean. It’s not my job to tell everyone how to live. Congrats, Audrina. Or I hate you. Either way.

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Audrina Partridge And Her Bikini Are Now In Cabo

Oh, Made Man, you’re always looking out for us. This time, you’re trying to find a way we can drink too much and still be potent enough to make love later in the evening, should we be fortunate enough to find a candidate for marriage. I don’t want to spoil the secrets here, but I will let one slip: when she screams at you for being “less than a man,” that doesn’t really help. *Sigh*

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How To Rock In The Bedroom After Drinking Too Much

It was an extremely bad break when the Bulls lost Rose for their playoff run, and now it’s appearing catastrophic in that he won’t be getting back before January, and possibly not until next year. That sure does put a damper on things for the Bulls, who were the team to beat with Rose behind the wheel. Sadly, there’s nothing to do but wait, and try to craft a team around whoever will be playing point for most of next year.

Should Rose find his way back next year, it’s unclear how long he’ll take to readjust, too. It will be a new(ish) team in 10 months, and the point guard will take some time to get his finger on the pulse of the squad. Fortunately, though, it won’t take too long, knowing Rose.

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Derrick Rose Out 8-12 Months. Ouch.

I’m a little late to the party on this one, but whatever. This kid is great, and better late than never. I believe that kids could be cut a lot of slack for their music choices, be they Katy Perry, Jonas Brothers, or whoever else, but it still brings a smile to my fave when kids and parents delight in more obscure stuff. This kid was probably born 15 years after Cobain died, but still nails not only the drum intro, but the lyrics as well. And I’m guessing from his parents that English isn’t even his first language. What a bad ass. Soldier on, toddler.

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Kid Wakes Up Like A Badass, Drumming To Nirvana’s ‘Breed’

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‘That’s A Big Horse’ Dumper

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‘Popular Baby Names’ Daily Dozen

This guy descends 2,000 meters (over a mile, folks) and 1,000 stone steps, and, judging by this video, he seems to do so at a very fast rate. Unfortunately, it wasn’t fast enough, because the rider in this video, Marcelo Guitierrez, came in second. He should have gone faster. That’s my mountain biking expertise in action. “Go faster.”

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This Mountain Biking Video Gives You Your Daily Dose Of Vertigo