It sounds weird, but one page got 600 people to test themselves, resulting in a match and a successful donation, so it’s paid off big time. And if you don’t like it, there’s always the “don’t show any future updates from kidney solicitors” button.

Actually, there’s not, but there should be.

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‘Need A Spare Kidney? Try Facebook!’ Daily Dozen

Here’s Bill Clinton giving Italian Prime Ministers a run for their money as he poses with three porn stars. In case you’re not a total perv, let me identify them for you. On the right is Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign. Lee recently won acclaim for her role in Mission Asspossible, which makes her like the Meryl Streep of porn.

But enough about the porn stars. Let’s talk about the awesomeness of having our president hanging out in Monte Carlo with these types of unsavory characters. I wish I could elect him all over again. Damn you, Franklin Roosevelt for ruining it for the rest of us!

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Just Bill Clinton, Hanging Out In Monte Carlo With Some Porn Stars

Oh my God! She’s topless! And we can’t show you those photos! Oh well! We can still show you some decent snaps though of Ms. Hart sunbathing and smooching some dude in Antibes, which is an island that only exists to rich people, I think. Jessica is a 26 year-old SI swimsuit model from Australia, which pretty much makes her a professional sunbather. Sweet.

I’m a drunk, which makes me a professional sleeper. Awesome, isn’t it?

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Jessica Hart Gets Caught Topless In Antibes

I know that Harvard normally enjoys some pretty funny commencement speakers, but I wasn’t quite sure that Andy Samberg could make the cut until I saw the video for myself and decided, yeah, he does. He’s knocking out impressions of Nic Cage, Marky Mark, and Mark Zuckerberg, Harvard’s prodigal son. It’s not a lights-out performance, but it’s pretty damn funny, so take 20 minutes out of your day to laugh, cry, and maybe sneeze.

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Andy Samberg’s Harvard Commencement Address

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Memorial Day Dumper

Water balloons are a terribly underrated party instrument in the summer months. Just don’t have them at your own party or your Blu-Ray player will get wrecked.

The best part about Memorial Day? When the weekend ends, you’ve got a shortened work week. Awesome awesome awesome.

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Memorial Daily Dozen

Remember how Rolls Royces used to be all classy? Well, that’s over. They have started putting LED stars on the ceilings of their cars, for the sake of all their 11 year-old girl buyers. Sadly, the unicorns airbrushed on the hood won’t be making their appearances on cars until 1st quarter of ’14. Unless this thing gets comets, spaceships, and alien hookers on the ceiling of the interior, I’m not terribly interested.

Your move, Bentley. Time to do the Poseidon adventure on the fine corinthian leather.

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Rolls Royce Is Now Putting The NIght Sky On The Ceiling Of Its Cars

I left out the worst part for the people who bother to read past the headline. When her daughter got arrested from an Old Navy, the mom REFUSED TO PICK HER UP. Wow. Is that worse than straight-up child abuse? I’m thinking it is. Also, who would steal from an Old Navy? Go Gap or higher, lady! If you’re gonna force your young daughter to steal, make it worth everyone’s while.

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Mom Of The Year Has Her 11 Year-Old Daughter To Steal For Her

After the Jets, Broncos, Texans, Falcons, 49ers, and Redskins all passed, it was the Seahawks turn, leading us to believe that there may not be a Hard Knocks this year unless some team steps up for the annual invasion of privacy that entertains viewers and probably infuriates managers and front office execs. So far, HBO has come up with nothing, so let’s hope that the Raiders step up and begin to let documentary crews film their crimes, we might be left having to watch reruns of ‘Girls’ instead of defensive coordinators screaming at rookies.

And that would be a shame…

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Why Does No NFL Team Want To DO HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’?

It hasn’t even been a week and Esquire is back at it, this time with Claire Coffee showing off her, uh, house in this photoshoot. You might know Ms. Coffee from the TV show ‘Grimm’, or you might know her from ‘Franklin and Bash’ last season, but more than likely, you’ll know her from the ‘Franklin and Bash’ commercials that ran incessantly during last year’s NBA finals. Those damn commercials should be on her IMDB page.

Nice body, by the way.

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Someone Named ‘Claire Coffee’ Does The Home Pictorial For ‘Esquire’