Donkey Soda - A Web Comic http://www.donkeysoda.com 100% rBST free Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:45:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 DonkeySodahttp://feedburner.google.com Confessions of a Former World of Warcraft Player http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/iRMV27ioWuA/confessions-of-a-former-world-of-warcraft-player http://www.donkeysoda.com/confessions-of-a-former-world-of-warcraft-player#comments Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:45:40 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=167 Confessions of a former World of Warcraft player

I used to play World of Warcraft as a female character.

Loser playing World of Warcraft

All these stupid assholes wanted Warcaft girlfriends.

Lord Dumbledorf ask me to be his RL girlfriend

So they’d give me
tons of free shit.

Lord Dumbledorf giveth you Diamond Ring!

But I never found a Warcraft girlfriend
:-(

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I'm glad I don't like spinach, because then I'd have to eat it all the time, and I hate the stuff.

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/pierrot-le-joke/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/pierrot-le-joke TSA Freedom Grope (The Video Game) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/rQUxg8MXHEA/tsa-freedom-grope http://www.donkeysoda.com/tsa-freedom-grope#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:06:51 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=140 TSA Freedom Grope
Click the terrorists’ genitals.
Terrorists : 0
Freedom : 0

You Found:
A Penis!
Terrorists Win

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Photo credit: Auntie Shadrach & Per Ola Wiberg ~ Powi

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/tsa-freedom-grope/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/tsa-freedom-grope My First Trip To The Gynecologist http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/olEwEifww0g/first-trip-to-the-gyno http://www.donkeysoda.com/first-trip-to-the-gyno#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:57:19 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=127 My First Trip To The Gynecologist

Hi I'm here to pick up my girlfriend, I'm not here for an appointment or anything.

A few minutes later…

EEEEEEK OW OW OW OWWWW

Economy size sanitary pads

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/first-trip-to-the-gyno/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/first-trip-to-the-gyno Seize The Day http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/gowyR7nA1Kw/seize-the-day http://www.donkeysoda.com/seize-the-day#comments Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:17:02 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=118 Once I opened a beer and under the cap it said "Seize the day"

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/seize-the-day/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/seize-the-day Scott Blakula Part 2: Commander Riker’s Island http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/wj56b_M4FkM/scott-blakula-part-2-commander-rikers-island http://www.donkeysoda.com/scott-blakula-part-2-commander-rikers-island#comments Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:26:01 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=101 The Adventures of Scott Bakula - Part 2: Commander Riker's Island

Blakula tossed and turned, dreaming of the old days when he was just Scott Bakula.

Scott Bakula at the 2005 Star Trek Convention

It was that time he met his hero: Jonathan Frakes.

"You're a disgrace to the franchise Bakula, you shoulda hung it up after Quantum Leap

Then at dusk Blakula awoke:

Payback time motherfucker, MWAHAHAHAHA!

Blakula flies to Commander Riker's Island, "Let's settle this Riker"

Haven't you had enough Bakula? The name's BLAKULA and I'm here to challenge you to a disco dance-off

Fact or Fiction Frakes? YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH

The End

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/scott-blakula-part-2-commander-rikers-island/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/scott-blakula-part-2-commander-rikers-island Sarah Jessica Parker Walks Into A Bar http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/OTxS2yAn7Cw/sarah-jessica-parker-walks-into-a-bar http://www.donkeysoda.com/sarah-jessica-parker-walks-into-a-bar#comments Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:51:35 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=83 Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/sarah-jessica-parker-walks-into-a-bar/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/sarah-jessica-parker-walks-into-a-bar Snooki Howser M.D. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/KgYPBXEsaNU/snooki-howser-md http://www.donkeysoda.com/snooki-howser-md#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:38:21 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=56 Snooki Howser M.D.

Some juice-head broke your vagina bone? I need a strong drink and some ziti stat.

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/snooki-howser-md/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/snooki-howser-md A Guy With Two Left Feet Walks Into A Shoe Store http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/XJE6DV3rn5k/a-guy-with-two-left-feet-walks-into-a-shoe-store http://www.donkeysoda.com/a-guy-with-two-left-feet-walks-into-a-shoe-store#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 16:50:53 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=75 A guy with two left feet walks into a shoe store…

He asks "Do you sell flip-flips?"

]]> http://www.donkeysoda.com/a-guy-with-two-left-feet-walks-into-a-shoe-store/feed 0 http://www.donkeysoda.com/a-guy-with-two-left-feet-walks-into-a-shoe-store The Adventures Of Scott Blakula http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DonkeySoda/~3/JRYgrDxEIwg/scott-blakula http://www.donkeysoda.com/scott-blakula#comments Wed, 27 Oct 2010 20:39:58 +0000 Donkey Soda http://www.donkeysoda.com/?p=39 The Adventures of Scott Blakula

One cool Halloween night, Scott Bakula was out looking for a woman to pilot his Starship Enterprise.

Scott Bakula driving through Hollywood

Scott pulled up to a respectable young lady…

Do you have any idea who I am? I'm SCOTT FUCKING BAKULA from Quantum Leap!

But that was no ordinary hooker mace.  Scott felt his body transforming.  He had become…

Scott Bakula turned into a black vampire.

To be continued…

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