Don't Sleep, Dave!

iShot All Day EnergyPOWER VIMTO.

dave — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:43:37 +0000

The slightly ambiguous 'as much caffeine as a cup of coffee' was clarified as containing 120mg per shot, which puts it bang on as much as the Hitz shot, and up there with the strongest shots that...

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SUDDENLY! CAFFEINEEverything is trying to kill me.

dave — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:45:32 +0000

A smoking buddy of mine, the editor of a music magazine that shall remain nameless, gave me some of their surplus energy drink order.

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Quickie: Emerge Energy Drink

dave — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 08:27:39 +0000

Bought from the pound shop. Tastes like Windex. Weaker than Red Bull. Avoid. That was nice and concise.

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Hitz Energy Shot Our Strongest Shot Yet

dave — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:01:03 +0000

The local pound shop. Home of mewling children running riot. Home of Chinese-made discount garden equipment that is almost certain to probably not be likely to break while you're digging a hole,...

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Red Bull Energy Shot

dave — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:06:56 +0000

Unlike the Relentless shot, it doesn't taste *entirely* like the end of your digestive tract; it just tastes like a can of the regular stuff has been left out overnight to go flat and has gone a...

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Lucozade! Alert! Plus!

dave — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:39:21 +0000

I get that they wanted to put across that drinking it would result in waking up, but seriously - 'Alert Plus'? They might as well have called it 'Rocket Nitro Supermax 5000'.

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Mephedrone

Marshall Staxx — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:20:36 +0000

My friend took Mephedrone and I half expected to find him in the morning slumped lifeless over the coffee table with blood trickling from his ruptured nostrils and begonias sprouting from his ears,...

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Jolt Chewing Gum

matt — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:38:16 +0000

For the love of Jeebus, don't eat more than two at a time. Being a total pussy and having one at a time is entirely acceptable, because you can see just how immediately it hits you and whether you...

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More Fresh Meat

dave — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:38:08 +0000

Matt Carroll has joined us to provide a yet higher density of caffeinated delight.

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Hot Lava Java

dave — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:01:53 +0000

While I was at the ever-exclusive Holloway Road Morrisons, I noticed this monolith of hypertension hiding in the coffee aisle.

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