Don't Trust Snakes

Does David Axelrod have some economic expertise I'm not aware of?

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:34:00 -0800

In the end, Mr. Geithner largely prevailed in opposing tougher conditions on financial institutions that were sought by presidential aides, including David Axelrod, a senior adviser to the president, according to administration and Congressional officials. - New York Times, February 10, 2009

Why is David Axelrod involved at all in these decisions? It's not comforting.

This is idiotic

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 3 Feb 2009 20:39:00 -0800

WASHINGTON — The Obama administration is expected to impose a cap of $500,000 for top executives at companies that receive large amounts of bailout money, according to people familiar with the plan. - New York Times, February 3, 2009

This is idiotic. I wasn't aware the TARP was intended to be some sort of virtue exercise. Let the U.S. come in and buy shares if it wants, and then attend to executive compensation concerns like any other shareholder, by voting at the appropriate times.

It's not clear where the people will come from who will take big pay cuts to do these jobs, which are not jobs that anyone off the street could remotely perform. The President, smart as he is, knows this and ought to do a better job of moderating the Committee-of-Public-Safety wing of his party. He should also be smart enough to know that you can't force people to be responsible. You don't see parents saying "son, I'm going to force you to be responsible." What has suddenly happened to the power of words?

Blogging slowdown

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Thu, 8 Jan 2009 16:45:00 -0800

I could write a long analysis about why the blog seems to be losing steam, but that might be too much. Reasons include:

I started and developed the blog when I had more free time . . .

. . . and different/fewer social outlets.

I have a larger workplace these days with more outlets and interactions

The election is over.

If I want to broadcast some random photos, I'll tend to use Facebook.

Facebook status messages have become my major medium for random online cleverness, which is simultaneously sort of cool and sort of sad.

Snow

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:42:00 -0800

Caroline Kennedy

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:01:00 -0800

Sorry, but what has Caroline Kennedy done to deserve appointment to the Senate? It would be so refreshing to see Paterson resist.

A most charitable characterization

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Fri, 5 Dec 2008 10:32:00 -0800

But does chatting to passengers have the same detrimental effect on driving? An earlier study found that it does not. That research, led by Frank Drews of the University of Utah, analysed the performance of young drivers using a vehicle simulator. Dr Drews found that when using a hands-free phone, a volunteer “drove” significantly worse than he did when just talking to someone playing the role of a passenger. Passengers, the researchers believed, might even help road safety by commenting on surrounding traffic. - The Economist, December 4, 2008 (emphasis mine)

Emoluments Clause

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 2 Dec 2008 19:04:00 -0800

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Unless the Constitution was particularly subtle in defining "Senator" and "Representative", it seems like a suitably-timed resignation would do the trick.

Don't be anal

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:49:00 -0800

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Astronomy fun facts

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:02:00 -0800

The zodiacal light is a faint, roughly triangular, whitish glow seen in the night sky which appears to extend up from the vicinity of the sun along the ecliptic or zodiac. In mid-northern latitudes, the zodiacal light is best observed in the western sky in the spring after the evening twilight has completely disappeared, or in the eastern sky in the autumn just before the morning twilight appears. It is so faint that it is completely masked by either moonlight or light pollution. The zodiacal light decreases in intensity with distance from the Sun, but on very dark nights it has been observed in a band completely around the ecliptic. In fact, the zodiacal light covers the entire sky, being responsible for 60% of the total skylight on a moonless night. There is also a very faint, but still slightly increased, oval glow directly opposite the Sun which is known as the gegenschein . . . . The zodiacal light is produced by sunlight reflecting off dust particles which are present in the solar system and known as cosmic dust. Consequently, its spectrum is the same as the solar spectrum. The material producing the zodiacal light is located in a lens-shaped volume of space centered on the sun and extending well out beyond the orbit of Earth. This material is known as the interplanetary dust cloud. Since most of the material is located near the plane of the solar system, the zodiacal light is seen along the ecliptic. The amount of material needed to produce the observed zodiacal light is amazingly small. If it were in the form of 1 mm particles, each with the same albedo (reflecting power) as Earth's moon, each particle would be 8 km from its neighbors. The gegenschein may be due to the fact that particles directly opposite the sun as seen from Earth would be in full phase. - Wikipedia (emphasis mine)

Eric Holder

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:17:00 -0800

I'm sure Eric Holder will make a fine Attorney General, despite his intimate association with perhaps the sleaziest and least defensible act of the Clinton Administration.

Madame Secretary

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:59:00 -0800

Hillary Clinton plans to accept the job of secretary of state offered by Barack Obama, who is reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition administration, the Guardian has learned. - The Guardian, November 17, 2008

This really does seem like a brilliant move, if the Guardian story is true. It beautifully neutralizes Hillary as a divisive figure. She knows Biden isn't likely to be running in eight years, and that she can have an inside track on the heir apparent role if she plays the good soldier. (And, of course, she'd be fourth in the line of succession . . . not that she would ever think of such a thing.) Meanwhile, Obama gets a surrogate of unprecedented recognition and more stature going into the job than anyone at least since George Marshall.

Secretary of State

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:53:00 -0800

Secretary of State is a job that I think Hillary Clinton would be pretty good at. And having her there would spare us from having to see someone like Kerry or Holbrooke pontificating away on a regular basis. She knows Biden is probably too old to have his own 2016 ambitions, and that makes her potentially very manageable for Obama if she's given a prominent yet distinct cabinet portfolio.

Fair warning

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:44:00 -0800

It is perhaps not of general interest that Really Right Stuff markets something called "Universal L-Plate for some cameras," but I find it amusing.

So, the RNC bought the kids underwear?

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:15:00 -0800

Palin's father, Chuck Heath, said his daughter spent the day Saturday trying to figure out what belongs to the RNC.

"She was just frantically ... trying to sort stuff out," Heath said. "That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for.

"Nothing goes right back to normal," he said. - Huffington Post, November 10, 2008

Yes, remember what your RNC always used to say about clean underwear.

. . . and you believed them?

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Sat, 8 Nov 2008 10:44:00 -0800

Ford is also using up cash at a surprising rate — $7.7 billion in the third quarter. But Ford executives said much of the cash was spent on one-time actions related to promoting the company’s new F-150 pickup truck. - New York Times, November 7, 2008

Treasury Secretary

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Thu, 6 Nov 2008 19:07:00 -0800

I sincerely doubt he'll pick Larry Summers. Corzine would be good, assuming he'd be interested. Volcker is not out of the question.

Bravo!

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Wed, 5 Nov 2008 00:16:00 -0800

No irregularities here

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 4 Nov 2008 08:03:00 -0800

I was at my polling place when it opened at 7 a.m. (!), and behind close to a hundred people. Judging purely by appearances, the first McCain voter may not yet have arrived. Actually, the sign was highly irregular, since it pointed away from the entrance to the polling place.

"A Not So Brief History of the New England Patriots"

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 3 Nov 2008 01:33:00 -0800

As promised, here is Dean Barnett's great account of the pre-dynastic history of the New England Patriots.

Possibly my new favorite Palin quote

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Sat, 1 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0700

"If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations, then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media."

Dean Barnett

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:32:00 -0700

My good friend Dean Barnett died today. While he fought to a standstill the latest and worst lung infection of his life with cystic fibrosis, too many other things were going on.

Dean was a college classmate and housemate, and sick enough during those years that we never crossed paths. We only met years later, when he wisely and intrepidly married one of my closest friends. Intrepidly, because what Dean most had to overcome to marry K was the understanding, settled through his twenties, that he would not have enough life or time for falling in love and other things most of us aspire to so easily.I remember how happy he was at their wedding, and it takes nothing away from my friend K to say he was transparently the happiest one there.

Dean was an amazing guy who worked with expectations I would slink from and took in stride things that most of us cannot even imagine. It was impossible not to like him, envy his wit, poise and comfort in his own skin, and appreciate his fine sense of what things matter and how things that matter fit together. Among much else, Dean helped me to understand why the right approach is to find something for the hotel concierge to do for you at the beginning of your stay and tip generously at that time, instead of waiting until the end to tip, when it won't do you any good. Dean produced obvious, gordian-knot-cutting insights with such frequency that of course he became a blogger about his Red Sox and, soon, a respected voice in the conservative blogosphere (where some of his many admirers now pay their respects). Soon, while taking in stride things that most of us cannot even imagine, he was a contributor on the masthead of The Weekly Standard.

I treasure so many fond memories of Dean. There was the night we finally met, over some wedding-eve drinks, when he set the unsurpassable standard for the grace, poise and wit one must show after being served an "up" Manhattan containing a large wood screw. There was the night almost four years ago, election night 2004, when I sat exactly where I am sitting now, emailing back and forth in Gchat-approximating real time with Dean as he live-blogged the results and passed through, with trademark Dean Barnett optimism and candor, that half-hour or so when it looked like Kerry might actually win.

As a writer, Dean only scratched the surface of his gifts. He seemed faster and more fluent than should be possible or at least fair, but it may be that, as when he took in stride all those things most of us cannot imagine, he just didn't think it was good form to display all his underlying hard work. I looked for something of his to end with, discomfortingly topical but worth sharing at length. Sometime soon I will find and post another of his gems, a short, sad and very funny history of the New England Patriots up to the Belichick era, which I insisted should be the first chapter of a comic history of the NFL. It would have been brilliant.

Dean wrote this a little more than three years ago. He later published an extended essay on the same subject, pictured above and available here. Characteristically, he never told me about this publication and I only found out about it today. The great and astonishing thing about Dean was what a small, small part of him this disease ever occupied. Even as it was piling on him with a thousand challenges and indignities we can't even imagine, even as it killed him when he should have been playing with children, cystic fibrosis got very little of Dean Barnett.

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A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
I REALLY AM SORRY for the light posting the last couple of weeks. It’s now officially a rite of Spring – I return to Boston, become surprisingly busy for a spell, and the blogging rate declines to an unacceptably low level. The worst part of this syndrome is that my friends and family, in particular the long suffering Mrs. Soxblog, become the sole recipients of my non-stop and yet annoyingly repetitive analysis of world events. This is an intolerable situation for all concerned – you, me, and especially those who fall into my lair and become a captive audience.

But before returning to current events, I wanted to write a personal essay that hopefully will answer a lot of the questions readers send me and that will also be helpful to a few of you out there.

In 13 months, I’ll be turning 40. I don’t make that statement casually, like most almost-40 year olds do; four years ago, it didn’t look like I would make the milestone, and that if I did make the make the milestone I would do so with someone else’s lungs inside me.

To bring those of you not in the know up to speed, I have Cystic Fibrosis. I was always very healthy for someone with CF until 2002, when my condition suddenly and dramatically changed for the worst. Such turns of fate aren’t uncommon with the disease. By the end of that year, I was on the lung transplant list.

Lung transplants are what medical practitioners refer to as a treatment of last resort. The reason they get such a title is because lung treatments aren’t nearly effective as other organ transplants. The reasons for that fact aren’t really known, but the numbers are sobering. The odds of surviving one year after a lung transplant are 70%. If you make it the one year, you’ve got a 50% of making it five. Statistically, you have only a tiny shot of making it ten.

Thus, lung transplants have won the title of “treatment of last resort” the old fashioned way – they’ve earned it. For obvious reasons, you would have to be a pretty sick puppy to get in line for such a thing.

I don’t mean to pick on lung transplants. If you’re sick enough to warrant one, a potential lung transplant offers the one thing that you probably need the most – hope. Thus, I was excited not only to get on the list, but also to move up it. At one point late last summer, I made it all the way up to number one which meant I had to be accessible at all times to come into the hospital and collect my new organs if and when they became ready.

As I moved up the list, I became excited about having one last finite go at life. I looked at the transplant as a final chance that would give me a few years to get it right. One of the burdens of life is having to plan for a potentially limitless future; most of you are probably wisely socking enough money away in case you live until 100. Me, I didn’t have any such concerns.

I became excited about the prospects of a post-transplant life. According to the people I spoke with, there’s a limited window where after the transplant you feel great, literally better than you have in years. Before your body begins attacking the new organs, life is good indeed.

Because this time period is usually short, I decided that there was no time to lose. Before the transplant, I resolved to do everything possible to get the non-lung portions of my body in as good a shape as possible; I planned to practically spring from the operating room to the basketball courts once I had my new lungs.

I began hitting the gym with more seriousness than I’d had in a decade. I started to rehab my knees, which had been battered by the combination of a lot of running and virtually no maintenance. I even manned up and made frequent trips to the dentist who visited all sorts of depredations on me as a fitting retribution for what he considered a casual approach to flossing.

I considered the working out and the therapy and even the trips to my dentist’s dungeon as training for my transplant. Just like an athlete trains for the Olympics, I would train for the biggest challenge of my life.

A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO, I wrote that having a terminal illness is like being at the center of an ever-contracting circle. The circle represents all the things in your life; as you get sicker, the circle contracts and things that were in your life suddenly fall outside the circle. The smaller the circle gets, the smaller the contents of your life get.

While that may initially sound like a grim analogy, trust me, it’s an apt one. Besides, there’s a decided upside to it. At the innermost portions of the circle lays the things that are most important – your heart, your soul, your loved ones. As the circle gets smaller and more and more aspects of your previous life fall outside the circle, what’s really important makes up an ever increasing proportion of what remains. Suddenly, the things that should have always mattered most DO matter most because they’re all that’s left.

That doesn’t mean that having the circle contract is a ton of fun. In retrospect, the enlightenment that came with the circle’s contraction was terrific, but the day I realized I could no longer walk a hilly golf course was a rotten one. There were many such days of similarly painful realizations – none of them were enjoyable.

But something else was happening, too. Although I didn’t realize I was doing so at the time, I began expanding my circle in new ways as my physical abilities eroded. Without being able to spend all my spare hours playing sports (in a decidedly mediocre fashion, mind you) I began focusing on other things. I’d always been an avid reader, but I began reading a lot more. Just today, looking at my Amazon account, I saw I’ve read 119 books in the past year from Amazon alone. I’d be willing to wager I read twice as many as that in 2003.

But most of all, there was the writing. I started blogging in March 2004. I began writing for the Weekly Standard roughly 11 months later. I have found these activities far more rewarding than I anticipated. (Actually, I knew writing for the Standard would be a blast, but the blogging I was less certain of.) They have given me more satisfaction than dropping fly-balls on the softball field ever did. That previous sentence is a flippant way of acknowledging I really can’t express the difference writing has made in my life.

ANYWAY, FINALLY GETTING TO THE POINT, I’ve gotten a lot healthier. The precise reasons for my improvement can’t be scientifically determined – if they could, everyone with end-stage lung disease would have a new Rx.

But I can speculate. I think the promise of the new lungs combined with day-to-day activities that I found meaningful gave me what I’ll tritely refer to as a hope transplant. The introduction of fresh hope to my life in itself made me feel better. The hope plus the working out and doing all the other right things for my condition made me get better in a physically measurable way.

The improvement the past year has been dramatic. My lung function is as good as it’s been in five years. While of course the primary goal, as is always the case where lifting weights is concerned, is to look buff, I tailor my work-outs so they’ll help me function in a day-to-day more effectively manner. While I’ll never run five miles in 33 minutes again (not with these lungs anyway), I can walk across a long parking lot or up a flight of stairs without spending the next three minutes catching my breath. While these might seem like small triumphs, they’re not. Having such abilities makes every day life easier and more pleasant.

So things are good. As you’ve probably figured out, I’m now too healthy to be on the lung transplant list. That’s a good thing. Just between us, I’ve grown attached to these wheezing old lungs and I found the thought of parting with them disquieting. Although still chronically ill, I function a lot better than I have in years. That’s nice.

Four years ago, I didn’t think I’d live to see the Red Sox win the World Series. Against all odds, that worked out for all of us. Actually, a lot of things of even more importance have worked out these past four years.

AND I’VE LEARNED A LOT, TOO. For those of you who are ill or who have loved ones who are ill, here are some of the personal lessons that I’ve taken from my journey:

1) WANTING TO LIVE may be the biggest “x factor” in determining how long you’ll live. For those of you with a serious illness, this is the single most important observation I could share with you. Focus on the reasons that you want to live. Focus on the things that satisfy you – minimize the things that drive you nuts. If you feel your life is endless misery, it will end soon. Fill your days with the activities that make you happy to get out of bed. Eliminate from your days the things you dread. You’ll want to live longer, and you will.

And for those of you with loved ones who you would like to see live for a longer time rather than a shorter time, help them in this. From what I’ve seen in being around other sick people, loved ones can most readily accomplish this by focusing on not being burdensome. I can’t tell you how many seriously ill people I’ve heard say how their family is driving them crazy. Go to a support group meeting, and there’s a 30% chance that part of it will devolve into all the patients pissing and moaning how the people closest to them are driving them nuts. How sad is that?

If you’ve got a gravely ill loved one and you’re driving them nuts, you’ve simply got to find a way to stop doing what’s bugging them. What follows is harsh, but you’ve got to hear it – you’re literally killing them faster.

2) EACH DAY IS A GIFT, although sometimes it is as Tony Soprano says the equivalent of a pair of socks. What I’m really trying to say is tomorrow is guaranteed to no man. No person has gotten off this planet alive. None of us will be the first. Death is part of the deal. Living is pretty great – being seriously ill gives you a visceral appreciation of that fact. And that knowledge tends to make every day, and the little miracles that accompany every day like a glazed chocolate donut or a perfect cup of coffee, all the sweeter.

3) ON A RELATED NOTE, DEATH ISN’T THAT BAD. You look death close in the eye over an extended period of time, and you realize it’s just going to happen. Death will get you, sooner or later. It’s just a fact, and the price of living. One of the things that I’ve been struck by being around gravely ill people is, generally speaking, their lack of fear.

4) DOCTORS ARE GREAT, BUT…First of all, I’ve been blessed with incredible doctors. My CF doctor, in particular, is one of my heroes. He uses his considerable talents to tirelessly serve gravely ill children and young adults. I honestly don’t know how he does it. My only complaint regarding him is that his own life is so admirable, I can’t help but feel like an utter turd in comparison.

But…If your prognosis is imminent death, then by definition your doctors do not have all the answers. If they don’t know how to cure your disease, they don’t understand everything about how it functions. And, for what it’s worth, few doctors are in a rush to confess what they don’t know.

You’ve got to take control. Become an expert on your condition. While your physician will probably always know more about how your disease effects the general population, you know best how your disease is working inside of you. This is your fight – take control of it.

OKAY, ENOUGH ABOUT ME. I’ll be back early tomorrow with an excellent Spanning the Web (if I do say so myself) that’s mostly already written. I think the words “Haditha” and “Murtha”will be prominently featured. As if that weren’t enough, Carl has written an essay on his favorite TV show (no, not “Saved by the Bell – The College Years” as I figured it would be) that I’ll be posting.

Thanks for your patience. (June 6, 2006)

How to be a flake

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:06:00 -0700

(Not an exhaustive list)

Apply the maxim "To thine own self be true" to your smallest social behaviors, reconsidering daily what "thine own self" really means, and always concluding it means "whatever strikes my fancy at the time." Don't worry about any inconsistencies or mixed messages that may result—follow your heart!

Do the same things repeatedly, expecting different results.

Be unpredictably difficult to reach. Make full use of your cell phone's ability to be muted, turned off, in the other room, lost, etc. Check your voicemail and email at unpredictable intervals. Rarely acknowledge email or text messages.

When possible, take the path of least resistance socially.

Arbitrage your social schedule.

Don't be afraid to be the one who is always late.

Don't be afraid to be the one who is always changing or canceling plans.

If you blow off a commitment, never acknowledge how this affects other people.

Habitually over-promise and under-deliver.

Begin much and finish little.

Embrace lifestyle, relationship and personal-growth cliches.

"Make them stay!"

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:35:00 -0700

At Cafe Presse tonight, this was a person at the next table's solution to the problem of underperforming underwater mortgages. He added that "they" could be given 50-year mortgages. No socialism here!

Greek safety plan

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:09:00 -0700

They should just close off the upper floors of all UW and WSU fraternities and sororities. It seems the brothers and sisters can scarcely look at a flight of stairs without being propelled from the nearest third-floor window, fire escape, etc.

I felt it was fairly sincere

noreply@blogger.com (MWR) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:52:00 -0700