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		<title>And Nobody Likes Math Problems&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Use the Force?</title>
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		<title>Yes, Those Are Truly Devine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jul 2019 14:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thank God Canada is Banning Straws</title>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Some Kind of Dentistry</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 00:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>There&#8217;s A Creme For That</title>
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		<title>This&#8217;ll Teach Em</title>
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		<title>20 / 20 Vision</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2019 13:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Origin Stories</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>Accidental Sex Change Operation</title>
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		<title>Those Prayers Were Defective</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>Do Her Doggy Style</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2019 19:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 05:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Worth It? I Think So&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 05:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sure this prank is considered assault. But it’s worth it. Don’t you think?]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Pont Neuf Bridge is Beautiful This Time of Year</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Baldy McDickherson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 05:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[And sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the roses…]]></description>
		
		
		
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