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Is Oversleeping Hazardous To Your Health?

Carl — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:48:18 +0000

“I never woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I sleep like a log. Every morning like clockwork, 7 AM, I pee. Unfortunately, I don’t wake up till 8.” — Sophia

I Am Looking for an Asian Guy

Carl — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:06:53 +0000

Mommy Is Famous after Korean BBQ

Carl — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:07:19 +0000

After Mommy’s short visit to the local Korean BBQ, she’s become a huge sensation in Seattle.

First, the restaurant wants her picture on the huge billboard in downtown Seattle.

Then, they put her on Esquire.

And Vogue!

Yesterday, she was flown to LA because Robert Pattinson wanted a picture with her.

And finally, the most unbelievable thing happened. David Beckham wanted her face tattooed on his torso. Sorry, Victoria.

Fire! Fire! Call 911!

Carl — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:49:05 +0000

He certainly responded quickly and acted “dutifully.”

I Really Have to Go

Carl — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:12:56 +0000

Potty Training

Carl — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:54:22 +0000

Dr. Howard’s Guide to Perfect Potty Training

Lesson 1:

via Funnier sequel to Funny Pix: just kidding.

Sally Field Diagnosed with Osteoporosis after Taking Boniva

Carl — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:27:14 +0000

Angry Birds?

Carl — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:32:52 +0000

via At the right moment – part 5 (16 pictures).

My BFF Really Knows Me

Carl — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:10:08 +0000

Q: Snow in Seattle?

Me: Buried.

Q: Snow my god?

Me: Indeed.

Q: Any plan to go skiing?

Me: Nah. Gonna spend some time with my BFF.

Q: Charles?

Me: Hahahaha… No. I have a new BFF. Absolute Vodka Citron.

Q: Hahahaha…

Me: I love my BFF. He truly understands me.

Wake up! Because You Are Going to Die!

Carl — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:33:48 +0000

“Thank you for flying British Airways. Oh, by the way, we are going to crash soon. You are the weakest link. Good bye.”

Passengers woke up from their nightmares to embrace the biggest nightmare of their lives. They had minutes left to live according to the British Airways in flight announcement.

So the crew on British Airways couldn’t really make any announcement themselves? They had to play a previously recorded message from the computer to make the announcement. Then they realized they had played the wrong message. Really? Why? Is it because the British Airways crew cannot master the English language?

HeRRo, British Airways! Apparently, your in fRight service is really frightening.

May I make a food suggestion here? Could you expand your in flight menu selections? Next time I really would like to see flied lice on the menu, okay? Thank you.

via British Airways Errs in Crash Warning to Passengers | ABC News – Yahoo!.