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		<title>Sleep, a dialog poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“7 o’clock! Screen off!” I announced. “Okay,” she agreed. “8:15! Pajamas and teeth!” I added. “Okay,” she allowed. “I’ll read you Narnia,” I suggested. “Dork Diaries,” she countered. “Fine,” I sighed. “Squeeee! Smiley face emoji!” I read. “Hmm,” she responded. “Becoming a famous pop star fantasy!” I continued. “Aaaah,” she volunteered. “What are you doing?” [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>A letter about sexual harassment to my 11-year old daughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 18:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Dear Fern, Pretty soon men are going to start saying things they have no business saying. They will imply that you owe them something, that you are inferior to them and should therefore give in to their requests. I don’t exactly know why men do this. But we do, or at least a lot of [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Fairy Doors Redux: Evil Undead Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I have a good friend who’s locally famous (internationally, if you count the blog) for his fairy doors. And I have a five-year old obsessed with the macabre and roadkill and skeletons, especially around Halloween. So when I try to get my five-year old to change her ways by showing her pictures of my friend’s [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Poop and the San Francisco Unified School District</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 20:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s astonishing how quickly I&#8217;ve come to define parenting in terms of things I&#8217;ve missed. Like: my kids have never pooped in the bathtub. Now isn&#8217;t that an adventure squandered? Claudia isn&#8217;t three yet, so maybe I&#8217;m counting my poop-free chickens a trifle prematurely. But she&#8217;s an open book when it comes to bodily functions, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Bribe and Switch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[After preschool drop-off is supposed to be naptime for toddlers, but we&#8217;ve got neighbors coming for dinner and we desperately need at least a single grape or stick of broccoli or something to show that we do, in fact, eat vitamins here. But sleepy Claudia generates her own gravity, and that&#8217;s hard to fight &#8212; [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Friday the 13th is So Well Named</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 10:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Like all insomniacs, I blame my occasional bouts of sleeplessness on something. Tonight the culprit is the Outside Lands Festival. Sitting up in bed at 3-something-a-frikkin&#8217;-m, I&#8217;ll imagine how stressful the traffic is going to be tomorrow when I try to cross town over the biggest Golden Gate Park festival of the year to get [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Preschooler Security Agency</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Fern had a little cut on her toe yesterday, and somewhere in the periphery of my toddler-addled brain I heard her friends &#8212; over for a playdate &#8212; plan to put a bandage on it. &#34;How cute,&#34; I thought, as I continued to play with little Claudia. &#34;They&#8217;re going to find her a Band-Aid.&#34; It [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>My Daughter the Pornographer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 08:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[“Dad, I drew you a picture!” has started to strike fear into my heart. To wit: I can’t honestly say if I’m more disturbed by all the woman’s pubic hair (anatomically correct, after all) or the Cyclopean uni-boob, which may only be anatomically correct for Fern’s imaginary alien race. As they say, it’s all normal, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Undrunk Glass</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[lying]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[We don’t do a lot of juice around here, but Fern’s friend was getting some at our playdate today so I let her have some, too. Of course, I used that “kid juice” you can get, which is marketed as “Low! Sugar!” but essentially amounts to a tiny bit of apple juice cut into water. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>A Little Bit Broken</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 18:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We’re supposed to be in the middle of our long, foggy summer by now but the rain won’t stop. And whether it’s down to that or the fact that my coffee maker isn’t working, I don’t know, but things are a bit melancholy around here today. Fern is a playdate junkie. Every night before bed, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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