tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:34:00 +0000Neville Longbottom pwns the shit out ofsnakesformspringAnton YelchinshenanigansEdward Cullenover-opinionated assholes are overrunning the worldCosplayLittle Man with the FACEplease stopshitty childrens' booksanalyticsWillow maquetteRTTBatmanE3sex offendersMunchkin99.9 KISWMoon DoughTrue BloodCode Veronica X HDDoc OckcollectiblesNagiAss-whoopingszits21 Jump StreetStrutting LeoLady Gaga90210mass hysteriaMy HumpsSubsonicHalloweenextreme make-overJack SparrowTMIKirsten Dunstfucked upthings that make me (and only me) laughTimbalanddatparenthoodOceanic 815blogging is hardThe AvengersPrince of PersiaAngelResident Evil 0The Doorsfacial recognition fuckeryChristmasThe Time Traveler's WifeLOST finaleseason finalesCloverfield monstercatsCrimson Viperruffiesfuck yesPHSFinal Fantasy IV#stupidfaceddmy mom meddlesGreat ClipsMarvel vs CapcomHoney KixJill Valentinewhat the hell happenedThe ThingUltimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3street credneuroblastomaScream 4Sirius BlacktittiesEclipsebloggingloveBiohazard Sound ChroniclesketchingHalf Blood PrincePurgatoryLudacrisAmerican Horror Storycuriosityazithromycinother people's kidsNew Year'sSystem of a Downcool story broAttack of the ShowGLaDOSPigsJeffbrain fartsphantosmiaHarry PotterI suckTransformersRPatzfuckeryThe Lonely IslandOzmaboobiesBryce Dallas Howardlovely ladiesFUBARLCD SoundsystemRock of LoveKick-AssPeople are dumb as shithoney badgergestational sacfucked beyond beliefleaksWTF?hardcore shovelingLimbohair dyeRandom TuesdayFrank WestCellphone RageDickiesHerpa Derpshitty bookshatersthanks insomniasurly Asian womenAmbiguously Gay DuoBenjamin LinusJordansicknessScott Pilgrim vs. The WorldstfuRapunzelSanta Buddiescomic booksmusicI am so fucking tired that it hurtsTwilight SagaappearancesMetroidDanteMidgetwellbutrinZuma BlitzSteve the Producerpeople who should be phased outLOSTI like hatschemical burnsrashone lovely blog awardfyeahartstudentowlBeauty and the BeastjowlsdisciplineThe RaveonettesCruisersSucker Punchawardscoffeehomieskill it with firewhat the fuck is this brony shit?mental illnessTelevisionkickin' it in the citydeviantARTPajama GuyDry MaxFFUUUfitting-inPrincess JasmineBella SwanSpider-Man Rebootmotherhoodcancer80's moviesBring on the hate maildiafGina CaranoAlan WakeThe Walking DeadSpider-Man 3I couldn't make this shit up if I triedSmallvilleThe GoonieslosszombiesHit-GirlThree-Wayfacial recognitionBuffywimpy kidsResident EvilsleepwalkingMarvel vs Capcom 3nerdSideways worldChris RedfieldResident Evil 5Pussy StampedeCheshire CatSamuel L. JacksonLarry MerchantBreaking Dawn trailerDeathly Hallows Part 2deodorantLonely Islandnosebleedshappy anniversaryNESiPodtee-beePeter Parkerwiccalunar eclipsebinkiesBlack Eyed PeasJesusRandom Tuesday ThoughtsZack SnyderFace-OfflameWallpaper.fuck cancerTVinjuriesToothlessI totally have potential to be a crazy cat ladyDonald GloverFinal Fantasy VIIDunham Smashstream of consciousnessPulp30 Seconds to MarsEntertainmentSupermannight sweatsFloyd Mayweather Jr.Jack Shephardgrudge-hoardingdifficultyTenacious Dnightmare fuelcreepyFuture FoundationEwan McGregor's singing voiceDave ChappelleI'm getting oldDeathly HallowsTetsuya NomurastigmanosinessGizmoJapanhyphieUnderwater Vampiresfan-girlingChoppedepicFAILJack SkellingtonMoviesMeatloaf flipped his shit and it was weirdmusingsstomach fluFacebook is retardedSuicide GirlsIllyriaLeon KennedyPortal 2FFVIkindergartenFootlooseTwitterHemelationsbabiesDC Universeel chupacabradorkismsFinal Fantasy VIGoogle scares meRichard AlpertChevelleTopher GraceShirtless KirkpuppiesLaylaGraceThe Incredible HulkI Just Had SexResident Evil RevelationsIGNPlayStationRage ToonsDevil May CryridiculeSpider-ManBlack Spider-ManFinal Fantasy XIIIBig BrothergeekySOCOM 4the bibleflu7-11 donuts are made of magicsinus woesSnow WhiteunfairSNESboxingPampersHeavy RainKawasakiShitty Driversglitterrabbits suckshit-flippingMvC3Angel and FaithDarth VaderStreet FighterspiderscalendarsGeorge CarlinAlbert Weskerrip-offfamily valuesTwlight suckspossibly manictales from suburbiabad driversCaliforniagoing to Costco is an exercise in masochismS.T.A.R.S.gamesEllen McClainman colddiapersWordless Wednesdaypossibly manic postvideogamesIDNSid the Science Kidbipolar II disorderbaconToolLabyrinthTangledBJ SheaG4Death ProofUn-vampiresTwlight: EclipseChildren's booksversatile blogger awardjobslolzDrivingGina TorresHow to Train Your DragonYour HighnessreligionDon't be a betchfrecklesfailfailureEMTthings that piss me offmah iPhonesnowLenneDexterkeywordsBookshttp://dorkisms.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Lex)Blogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-3643924121447063175Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +00002012-02-21T00:00:10.887-08:00shenanigansMunchkinRandom Tuesday ThoughtsMidgetcool story broI’m bored and it’s Tuesday, so that must mean that it’s time for… Went out and saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for Valentine’s last week. Romantic film choice, right? I rather enjoyed it, though. Good movie, even if it is long as fuck. I think I need to keep a running tally of how many times I have to trek up and down the stairs after putting the kids to bed since they, you know, don’t go tohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/VDXtefG2MdM/random-tuesday-thoughts-58-swiper-no.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/VDXtefG2MdM" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/02/random-tuesday-thoughts-58-swiper-no.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-2751122143863127377Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +00002012-02-15T14:36:24.607-08:00fuckeryRandom Tuesday ThoughtsTelevisioncool story browhat the fuck is this brony shit?It’s Tuesday and it’s Valentine’s Day! Woohoo! First thing’s first: I’m trying a few different things out with my coding, including a new commenting system, so, yeah. If, for some reason, you try to comment and it doesn’t work, would you kindly let me know? (Twitter will be your best bet.) EDIT: comment section was actually broken this morning, but all is well. Back to Blogger's crappy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/bihXtSRjNwA/random-tuesday-thoughts-57-im-watching.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/bihXtSRjNwA" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/02/random-tuesday-thoughts-57-im-watching.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-3556858527695464712Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +00002012-02-15T14:35:56.422-08:00GizmoRandom Tuesday ThoughtsMidgetcool story brosicknessAlan WakeOh, shit, you guys. Second week in a row that I’m doing this! Back in the swing of things? I honestly can’t say. Oh, well, whatever. Let’s go. The whole household has been sick over the last week or so. Jeremy and Munchkin got hit HELLA HARD. I feel so bad for both of them. Related: anyone that follows me on Twitter knows of how I have been bitching about the “inspirational” messages that arehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/45hpcr9s62Q/random-tuesday-thoughts-56-im-too-tired.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/45hpcr9s62Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/01/random-tuesday-thoughts-56-im-too-tired.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-111481728567460318Sun, 29 Jan 2012 06:37:00 +00002012-01-28T22:37:08.913-08:00FUBARcool story broRapunzelA few days ago, I decided to take on the Herculean task of combing the knots out of the hair of a Rapunzel doll that Munchkin got for Christmas. In retrospect, giving a three-year old a doll that has long, golden magic hair was probably a bad idea, because small children have a tendency to ravage the living shit out of their toys, but, hey – the kid likes Rapunzel, so whatever. I’d run into thehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/W3iHD1WL5h8/decisive-battle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/W3iHD1WL5h8" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/01/decisive-battle.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-4475135636656761523Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +00002012-01-24T00:00:00.165-08:00Random Tuesday Thoughtscool story bronerdIt’s been a minute since I’ve been a part of the random fray, and now Dorkisms feels empty and sad, so I’m going to join in this week and hope that the sleep-deprivation currently fueling this doesn’t make me look crazier than I already am. So, let’s get this shit started, yes? If you stopped by last Wednesday, you’re aware that I went dark for the SOPA and PIPA protest. I don’t know about http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/osi-jpGYjxc/random-tuesday-thoughts-55-guess-whos.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/osi-jpGYjxc" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/01/random-tuesday-thoughts-55-guess-whos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-1133753100476216612Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:51:00 +00002012-01-08T21:57:27.466-08:00things that make me (and only me) laughResident EvilJill ValentinelolzSo, here's a fun fact about the images used on this blog: If you see my watermark on it, that means I made it -- anything else, I leave unmarked, and provide a link to the original source. (There might be a few that slipped through the cracks, but I've been going through older entries and fixing that where applicable...) With that being said, I found this image uploaded to several Resident Evil http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/Pj39o6lByZE/beauty-mouth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/Pj39o6lByZE" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2012/01/beauty-mouth.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-7441424191178589752Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +00002012-01-01T20:23:43.631-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday ThoughtsTelevisioncoffeecatsAmerican Horror Storycool story broThe year is coming to an end, so I figured why not get in on this one last time before 2012? Like a boss. Christmas was chaos! Pure, unbridled chaos! I’m so glad that it’s over – what about you guys? The girls got HELLA stuff! HELLA stuff. Stuff that took eons to open because of the absolutely insane amount of plastic, cardboard, and twine that I spent Christmas morning cutting through. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/3P6OSZlX7xw/random-tuesday-thoughts-54-christmas.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/3P6OSZlX7xw" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/12/random-tuesday-thoughts-54-christmas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-3838090932671901965Thu, 22 Dec 2011 07:52:00 +00002011-12-26T23:12:56.546-08:00Resident EvilgamesJill Valentinecool story browhat the hell happenedEntertainmentfacial recognition fuckeryUpdate: Due to massive formatting issues with Blogger (as well as my own goddamn stupidity) a couple of images didn't show up in the earlier versions of this post. Goddamn, I hope hitting "preview" and "publish" will stop giving me different results... So. Iconic character; same face/look (wardrobe changes notwithstanding) for roughly ten years. Out of nowhere she's given a  new, outright bizarrehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/ib0knTGBURs/im-more-upset-about-this-than-i-should.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/ib0knTGBURs" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/12/im-more-upset-about-this-than-i-should.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-1175224177094173932Tue, 06 Dec 2011 08:00:00 +00002011-12-06T00:40:49.801-08:00Random Tuesday ThoughtsTelevisionDeathly Hallows Part 2boxingcool story broAfter a bit of a hiatus, I actually have enough ammo for… Still hosting RTT like a boss! The mid-season ender of The Walking Dead seriously wrecked my shit for a good thirty-six hours or so. The last five minutes was one of those scenes that just… sticks. I’ve been potty-training Munchkin with some pretty good results. I hope I didn’t just jinx it by typing that. Now, if I can get her to http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/yZDlMEJNF74/random-tuesday-thoughts-53-at-risk-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)7<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/yZDlMEJNF74" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/12/random-tuesday-thoughts-53-at-risk-of.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-5385982700752971512Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:44:00 +00002011-12-01T15:05:31.603-08:00shenanigansMidgetfailmy mom meddlescool story broreligionthe bibleReligion is always one of those topics that makes me groan and roll my eyes. See, I was raised Catholic – kind of. I only went to church a handful of times, and I think I missed a communion or two. I chalk it up to my family being busy and dysfunctional. Anyway, my household wasn’t like, super religious or anything, but there was talk of God, and there were rosaries, and crosses and bibles. Hell,http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/dO8j6iovm4A/my-mom-gave-midget-bible-and-its.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/dO8j6iovm4A" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/11/my-mom-gave-midget-bible-and-its.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-6978360211569622080Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:00:00 +00002011-12-01T15:05:08.408-08:00shenanigansUltimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3Television21 Jump Streetcool story bropossibly manic postFrank WestEntertainmentChevellegoing to Costco is an exercise in masochismBahahahaha! I made it to this week’s installment of… When I heard that Hollywood was making a film adaptation of 21 Jump Street I groaned and said, “Whyyyyy?” Then, I caught the red band trailer for it a few days ago and now I actually want to see it. I heard the new single from Chevelle on the radio and was terribly disappointed. What the fuck, Chevelle? Everyone’s been sick again, signaling http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/BddUqTl-5ug/random-tuesday-thoughts-52-umm-yeah.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)7<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/BddUqTl-5ug" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/11/random-tuesday-thoughts-52-umm-yeah.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-1419047712464702149Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:20:00 +00002012-01-01T20:30:09.527-08:00Willow maquetteMunchkinfuckerycollectiblesRandom Tuesday ThoughtsBuffyMidgetRTTI am so fucking tired that it hurtsHalloweencool story broHo hum, you guys. Ho. Hum. So, what can I say about Halloween today…? I’ve mentioned a million times that it’s Munchkin’s birthday, so I’ll start with that. We threw a party for her on Sunday so that folks could make it over, and I am bloody exhausted. So much cleaning and planning and decorating went into it. All in all the birthday and the holiday were successful: the birthday girl was/ishttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/6ScjBZKCtmY/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-51-help-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/6ScjBZKCtmY" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/11/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-51-help-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-6591488345413602919Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-10-26T00:00:04.331-07:00unfairI totally have potential to be a crazy cat ladyLittle Man with the FACEcool story broNagi Always.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/Tk9gn7-nNgo/dude-i-still-totally-miss-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/Tk9gn7-nNgo" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/10/dude-i-still-totally-miss-you.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-1908115650601480710Tue, 25 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:50:16.265-08:00shenanigansMidgetcool story broRandom Tuesday90210Resident Evil 0mah iPhoneGoddamnit, why can’t I ever put together a good introduction for these posts anymore? Holding it down like a boss. I am glad to report that Jeremy is doing way better than he was last week. He still sounds like shit, but he’s definitely on the upswing. I have been doing laundry damn near non-stop for the last week or so. I have no idea of how this shit piles up the way it does, but it's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/hxAuVarEGHg/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-50-help-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/hxAuVarEGHg" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/10/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-50-help-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-6352060567684238326Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:29:00 +00002011-11-07T21:50:47.247-08:00fuckeryRandom Tuesday ThoughtsRTTcool story broThe ThingIt’s that time again: So, this post almost didn’t happen. I usually start compiling my shit a day or two in advance, but thanks to some time-management fails I am scrambling to do this so that I can keep that goddamn streak alive. A couple of more weeks, man… I made Jeremy go to the doctor last week and it turned out that he had bronchitis so severe that it was bordering on turning into http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/D3TTYDh31jk/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-49-gurgle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/D3TTYDh31jk" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/10/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-49-gurgle.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-9061876603651322845Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:51:02.397-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday ThoughtsTelevisionRTTDexterI like hatscool story broEntertainmentCode Veronica X HDHerpa derp derp derpity derp. Hot mama! Cold and flu season is bullshit. Last week I attacked the living shit out of Resident Evil: Code Veronica X HD, as I’m sure anybody who drops in regularly probably assumed that I would. Can I just say that after all these years, two back-to-back if-you-move-even-a-millimeter-in-the-wrong-direction-instant-death-situations with no save point is still http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/A_SADBRPw6I/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-48-glow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)9<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/A_SADBRPw6I" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/10/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-48-glow.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-7288377248733398466Tue, 04 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:51:20.720-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday Thoughtssinus woesRTTDexterI like hatsHalloweencool story bro7-11 donuts are made of magicNope. No witty opening sentiment today. So, Dexter premiered on Sunday, and it seems to be off to a good start. I don’t know if the writers will ever top season 4, but the show still continues to be awesome. Michael C. Hall continues to be awesome playing this cat; he's totally likable... but he's a serial-killing sociopath. It's amazing. I still can't believe he got shafted at the Emmy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/T-eqbX_Qhmo/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-47-dexter.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/T-eqbX_Qhmo" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/10/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-47-dexter.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-3060511466529966008Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:55:01.729-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday ThoughtsRTTcool story brokickin' it in the cityFootloosemah iPhoneFuck yeah, Tuesday! I finally joined the happening folks of the world and upgraded to an iPhone yesterday. I have the white one, and I uploaded a pretty bokeh wallpaper to it, and it’s hella pretty! I love getting new gadgets and playing with them until I have everything EXACTLY the way I want it. I also ordered a custom case with a Portal 2 design; it’s going to be sooooo fucking sick! I http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/gx1FcjAMEDE/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-46.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/gx1FcjAMEDE" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/09/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-46.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-6141012016531345380Tue, 20 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +00002012-01-01T20:33:11.583-08:00fuckeryshenanigansRTTAlbert WeskerEntertainmentResident EvilRandom Tuesday ThoughtsFloyd Mayweather Jr.boxingDextercool story bro90210Larry MerchantInsert the Rocky theme song here. Stacy continues to hold up the fort in Keely's absence. Oh, shit, you guys – the new season of 90210 has started! Mayweather vs. Ortiz: surely, even the non-boxing fans have heard about this? (If not, Google and/or Buzzfeed got your back.) I really wish that the fight would have gone on longer than it did, but Ortiz seriously fucked it up. Floyd’s sucker http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/zIo3LbeKhTk/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-45-sucker.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)8<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/zIo3LbeKhTk" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/09/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-45-sucker.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-256595037448346509Fri, 16 Sep 2011 05:24:00 +00002011-09-16T11:04:15.977-07:00shenaniganstittiesResident Evil RevelationsvideogamesOkay, you guys. Seriously? What the fuck is this? Meet the newest addiction to the cast of RE: Revelations: Tits McGee Rachel. So, let's recap: First, Capcom hate-fucks the shit out of Jill's face, and now, a pair of tits (that actually seems to lack a face) is running around in the newest Revelations trailer, screaming and running out of ammo. Sigh.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/hnW9JqV2VZw/whut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/hnW9JqV2VZw" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/09/whut.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-8547273934583898939Tue, 13 Sep 2011 06:38:00 +00002011-11-07T21:56:08.503-08:00shenanigansResident EvilRTTTrue Bloodcool story broYo. You’re familiar with the routine, yes? Weekly flood of thoughts that don’t add up to a coherent post equals… The one and only~ I was going to post about 9/11, but it was scrapped, lost to the bowels of the CTRL+A + DELETE. I don’t feel that I have the right to go on about something that didn’t affect me the way it affected others, you know? I’ve been trying really hard to keep my RTT http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/nlVH3O9dbjA/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-44-i-am.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)8<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/nlVH3O9dbjA" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/09/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-44-i-am.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-3851757137757820607Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:18:00 +00002011-11-07T21:56:21.922-08:00MunchkinRandom Tuesday ThoughtsMidgetSubsonicmusicAsdfghjkl (That’s not a typo.) Midget is starting kindergarten tomorrow and I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t nervous as shit. There’s a meet and greet later today, so hopefully seeing the place and meeting her teacher will help put me at ease for tomorrow. Also, Midget’s birthday is next week: she will be five. FIVE. Holy fucking shit! The preview for the season ender of True http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/7ez5EHxpOX4/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-43.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/7ez5EHxpOX4" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/09/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-43.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-6094000090707773112Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:56:37.534-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday ThoughtsBig BrotherJordanJeffSubsoniccool story broIf you're here,you must be totally bored; I know I am. Are the East Coast readers doing alright in the wake of Irene? Met up with LG and her kids when they rolled through town for their road trip Thursday; we had a blast hitting up the Pike Place Market and Woodland Park Zoo. It was so great to kick it with them, and I was hella sad to see them go. I’m pretty upset that Jeff was voted out of http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/jI1_hYyHOJE/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-42-why-wont.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/jI1_hYyHOJE" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/08/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-42-why-wont.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-8220467722995541683Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:02:00 +00002012-01-01T20:35:35.939-08:00shenanigansCellphone RageFFUUUcool story bro* It was midnight my time, but 3am in the East Coast, where the text originated. http://thefuuuucomics.tumblr.com/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/Pv2LD1_ki1g/this-totally-happened-to-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)7<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/Pv2LD1_ki1g" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/08/this-totally-happened-to-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302793934373888464.post-5629325196365600364Tue, 23 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +00002011-11-07T21:56:56.157-08:00shenanigansRandom Tuesday ThoughtshomiesDC UniversesleepwalkingGina Torrescool story broEntertainmentI always like to say a little something before I go into the usual brain purging, but I can’t seem to find the right words. I'm feeling a little more normal this week, though, so today's Random is (thankfully) not full of indifference or melancholy. Whee~! Do it! Jeremy and I celebrated thirteen years together over the weekend. We celebrated by watching Big Brother, and True Blood, and http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dorkisms/~3/IK6di79pR7E/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-41-ode-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lex)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dorkisms/~4/IK6di79pR7E" height="1" width="1"/>http://dorkisms.blogspot.com/2011/08/random-tuesday-thoughts-vol-41-ode-to.html