Jokes feed from DotNetFunda.Com (C) DotNetFunda.com2009. All rights reserved. http://www.dotnetfunda.com webmaster@dotnetfunda.com en-us DotnetfundaJokeshttp://feedburner.google.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/JGonSHkF7G8/joke87-little-johnny.aspx A little Johnny wanted to know what it was like to have $1,000. His mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. 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