Jokes feed from DotNetFunda.Com (C) DotNetFunda.com2009. All rights reserved. http://www.dotnetfunda.com webmaster@dotnetfunda.com en-us DotnetfundaJokeshttp://feedburner.google.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/HNVEs5xJ-Ps/joke346-sardarji-once-again.aspx Sardar at bar in New York . 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He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of 50,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first do ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/LIL0ReNAzTA" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke336-how-man-select-the-girl-they-want-to-marry.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/-WYDRBfi2l0/joke335-appraisals.aspx [B]There was a contest in an I.T. company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line: [/B] "On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway t ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/-WYDRBfi2l0" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke335-appraisals.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/jZoX8EHcZ1w/joke334-john-the-copy-cat.aspx A political consultancy firm in Ecuador required the services of a Chief Whip and thus advertised the post. 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