<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4870301211976960828</id><updated>2024-09-08T23:33:38.562-07:00</updated><title type='text'>douche monster</title><subtitle type='html'>your source for douche baggery and other inane shit.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://douchemonster.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4870301211976960828/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://douchemonster.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>the donkey tooth diaries</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08223907298874588516</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4870301211976960828.post-2108016189898257322</id><published>2011-09-13T21:38:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-13T21:38:18.738-07:00</updated><title type='text'>k</title><content type='html'></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://douchemonster.blogspot.com/feeds/2108016189898257322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://douchemonster.blogspot.com/2011/09/k.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4870301211976960828/posts/default/2108016189898257322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4870301211976960828/posts/default/2108016189898257322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://douchemonster.blogspot.com/2011/09/k.html' title='k'/><author><name>the donkey tooth diaries</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08223907298874588516</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>