Dougtionary http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:05:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dougtionaryhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesA gazooka of options for subscribing to my feed. Get the "Fake Word Of the Day" slung into your email inbox or swonk it in one of these feed aggregators. --> Dougtionary endorses Daily Show segment http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dougtionary/~3/BP2i3Ra7FXA/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2013/04/30/dougtionary-endorses-daily-show-segment/#comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:04:07 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/?p=1109 Enjoy some Daily Show wordplay:

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noun

A law forbidding a large head of extremely tight curly hair that was repealed in 1959, paving the way for the frovolution of the ’60′s and ’70′s.

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noun

A whore house with a Shakespeare theme.

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noun

A characteristic, often unconscious, that is representative of an elongated tropical fruit that has soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.

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noun

A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.

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noun

A naked person who makes and serves coffee.

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noun

An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up.

The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi

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noun

A male secretary.

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