Dougtionary http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:00:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Dougtionaryhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesA gazooka of options for subscribing to my feed. Get the "Fake Word Of the Day" slung into your email inbox or swonk it in one of these feed aggregators. --> Fake Word Of the Day: Toastcard http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dougtionary/~3/T-j6VtWUcTc/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2011/11/08/fake-word-of-the-day-toastcard/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:00:02 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/2011/11/08/fake-word-of-the-day-toastcard/ ˈtōs(t)-ˌkärd

noun

A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.

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noun

An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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noun

An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.

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noun

A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.

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noun

An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.

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noun

A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.

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noun

A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.

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noun

A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude.

The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.

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noun

A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking.

Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.”

“My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder of the evening.”

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noun

A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.

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