Dougtionary http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Dougtionaryhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesA gazooka of options for subscribing to my feed. Get the "Fake Word Of the Day" slung into your email inbox or swonk it in one of these feed aggregators. --> Fake Word Of the Day: Felontines Day http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Dougtionary/~3/PTtnrgHxjwM/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2010/02/14/fake-word-of-the-day-felontines-day/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/2010/02/14/fake-word-of-the-day-felontines-day/ fěl’ən-tīnz’ dā

noun

A holiday that is celebrated by giving candy and exchanging greeting cards with convicts.

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Noun

The practice of worshiping nads.

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noun

A feature in Cadillac cars that identifies one’s butt and automatically adjusts the seats and mirrors to one’s presets.

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verb

Using climbing gear to navigate through the neighborhood after a storm leaves tree branches, logs and trash scattered all over the neighborhood.

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verb

Paddling a boat down the street after a ginormous rainstorm floods the neighborhood.

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noun

Something that grows inside one’s car, usually from not cleaning it for long periods of time or from leaving food in it while parked in a sunny spot.

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adjective

Characterized as truth when it really is not.

Often used by politicians or television shows that pretend to be news.

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A fake occupation, often used in conversation to impress a total stranger.

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noun

A severe economic decline where rich people can no longer afford to buy gourmet cheeses.

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noun

Crud that clogs up your inbox and can make it difficult to find legitimate messages from friends or colleagues.

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