Dreth's Blog

A video of a black person taking too long to eat some god damn chicken wings.

2011-11-11T13:26:00.000-04:00

I love Guile's theme, but I have never seen someone take such an insignificant bite and chew it so damn much. Or a black guy with such a limited move set.

Steve Jobs and the iDead

2011-10-05T23:11:00.000-04:00

No news is good news unless Steve Jobs finally decides to leave the world with one less fanatical douchebag. Ass probably asked for a shiny and glossy coffin too.

Happy 9/11 2011 Edition!

2011-09-11T14:17:00.000-04:00

Keeping with traditional 80's characters, Kool-Aid Man has arrived the scene and is literally wrecking everything. Click to see older 9/11 celebrations.

El FUA

2011-07-07T21:56:00.001-04:00

This phenomenon has taken me by surprise. I'm gonna be printing out shirts, and I've been yelling FUA out loud randomly when I walk around town. I feel it's the right thing to do. In case you're still trying to figure it out:

Jeremy The Annoying Horse - Breakdancing

2011-07-07T21:51:00.002-04:00

Son of a bitch.

Play Him Away

2011-06-20T20:22:00.000-04:00

I knew truckers weren' real people.

2011-05-28T17:36:00.003-04:00

Irony of Shakespeare

2011-04-14T21:06:00.000-04:00

It is incredibly ironic that Shakespeare wrote "brevity is the soul of wit" yet everyone knows that poets and storytellers are the least to exercise this.They're full of shit. and they take 800 pages to show you that. Whereas I only take three sentences.

The Whining Wars

2011-03-14T20:57:00.000-04:00

This was done back in 2005 or 2006, back when I really felt I needed to filter every bad thought I had through endless, poorly worded, paragraphs. Yeah, the Dreth.Net-era. No, my hair wasn't really at nose-length. Yes, I know I look really gay (that was the point), it even freaks me out.

Fuck Yeah Nouns and Dreth

2011-03-08T01:12:00.000-04:00

This is a true story. It happened exactly this way, in this order, at work. The only part was that I didn't scream the last panel, but I sure as hell made the face. Remember to click it for a bigger image. http://fuckyeahnouns.com/dreth The past does come back to haunt you. Or me, at least. The original picture was taken in 2004 and I can't remember who edited it, but it was either a joke (

Angry Biker - Fuck Earth

2011-03-06T16:21:00.001-04:00

I was supplied with a template. Now I supply you with my shit.

Big Ol' Non-Watery Blue

2011-03-04T15:52:00.001-04:00

This little guy woke me up early for an entire month. I took this the last day they moved the machinery away for a new phase at the construction site. It's sort of a bitter-sweet memory of that hateful bastard.

Resourceful Fapping

2011-02-04T00:29:00.002-04:00

Clickity-click for bigger image. In case you're that stupid and need someone to point it out. I feel the need to point out that this is inspired by memes and that I originally intend to use the original Exploitables but end up drawing them on my own.

Cock Licker

2011-01-27T21:01:00.001-04:00

Rageguy: Shitty Ideas

2011-01-19T09:36:00.001-04:00

Here's another one inspired after taking a stroll down an extreme body modification website. (Click for larger image)

Ceiba Tree

2011-01-11T10:00:00.002-04:00

Ceiba Tree, located at Quebradillas, Puerto Rico Composed of 4 shots, this Ceiba tree is located right next to another one of equal beauty in the middle of a highway, some assholes wanted them taken down but someone with a heart and a brain succeeded in leaving them intact and altered the planned highway plans, so that the road would go around them. Thank you, whoever you are.

Ace Ventura Influence

2011-01-09T14:55:00.002-04:00

This may well be my most profound original thought as of late. Of course, talking about people talking out their asses just inspires me to put an ass-related profile picture also. Dreth, thinking, 2004

James Van Der Memes - Asshole for Hire

2011-01-06T00:53:00.005-04:00

Courtesy of www.jamesvandermemes.comI have the feeling I'm going to need this guy at some point before 2012. Still, it wouldn't extraordinarily bad, he might do this in person.10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CRYING EDITION

Original Content: Grind Grind FFFUUUU

2011-01-05T00:33:00.000-04:00

My first meme entry. Hopefully I'll be inspired to make others before the year passes. Again.

Glascow Machinery

2010-12-16T02:04:00.000-04:00

In response to Nazario's request, here is what's behind the actual ruins.

Time to Update

2010-12-04T15:29:00.002-04:00

November came and went without anything interesting to do/post, so before ending the year I figured I could breathe some life into my old crappy abandoned corner by changing its layout. Old Blue grew old on me. That and the fact I wanted to use a photo of mine on the site itself, instead of editing some stock photo found online. Everything looks in place for now, but if I know a thing or two

Yo Father Brother & Uncle Cousin

2010-10-19T21:59:00.001-04:00

He fucked yo mother.Which is his own mother.

The mentality of Warez forums that rely on Rapidshare

2010-10-19T21:55:00.001-04:00

Of course, this was done a few years ago, when there was an hour-long wait between downloading 100MB files from Rapidshare.

Bottle by Kirsten Lepore

2010-09-29T22:00:00.001-04:00

Lulz Ensued

2010-09-20T22:02:00.002-04:00