2008-05-15T00:43:23Z If Jack Handey was sniffing glue while getting wildly drunk, he still couldn't bring the perspective to the world around him that J. does. tag:,2008:/63 Movable Type Copyright (c)2008, Rudius Media, LLC 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z tag:,2008:/63.6929 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z

i've heard a lot of people say 'oh he has bad dandruff'. i'm still waiting for the day to meet a person with good dandruff....

j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog <p>i've heard a lot of people say 'oh he has bad dandruff'. i'm still waiting for the day to meet a person with good dandruff.</p> <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?a=QfmlfY"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?i=QfmlfY" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=sQYplH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=sQYplH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=htMBlh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=htMBlh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=NPDe7h"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=NPDe7h" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=cl7fkh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=cl7fkh" border="0"></img></a> </div> 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z tag:,2008:/63.6928 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z

sometimes it might happen that you get the idea to duct tape your child to the dog and pretend that you are at a rodeo. it doesn't mean that you are a bad person for having these types of thoughts...

j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog <p>sometimes it might happen that you get the idea to duct tape your child to the dog and pretend that you are at a rodeo. it doesn't mean that you are a bad person for having these types of thoughts but putting up signs advertising a baby rodeo apparently does.</p> <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?a=6jPlFw"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?i=6jPlFw" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=04aW1H"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=04aW1H" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=1Ajoeh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=1Ajoeh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=zG1Soh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=zG1Soh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=K8oFmh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=K8oFmh" border="0"></img></a> </div> 2008-05-08T23:37:28Z 2008-05-08T23:37:28Z tag:,2008:/63.6906 2008-05-08T23:37:28Z

all the kids in the park were running and screaming. it was fun to watch. then i saw the tiger....

j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog <p>all the kids in the park were running and screaming. it was fun to watch. then i saw the tiger.</p> <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?a=DFCuLk"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?i=DFCuLk" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=IWKWqH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=IWKWqH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=WKF6jh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=WKF6jh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=fvJufh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=fvJufh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=kyfL3h"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=kyfL3h" border="0"></img></a> </div> 2008-05-08T01:12:44Z 2008-05-08T01:12:44Z tag:,2008:/63.6903 2008-05-08T01:12:44Z

i always thought it would be fun to go into a currency exchange shop with a dead squirrel and say 'i'd like to change this into canadian dollars'. sure some of the people might freak out but there's that odd...

j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog <p>i always thought it would be fun to go into a currency exchange shop with a dead squirrel and say 'i'd like to change this into canadian dollars'. sure some of the people might freak out but there's that odd chance that you'd get an inexperienced teller who wouldn't know how to spot a fake dead squirrel.</p> <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?a=MEUVpq"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?i=MEUVpq" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=EBUfOH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=EBUfOH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=OIhyih"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=OIhyih" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=k0OO2h"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=k0OO2h" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=h9SUDh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=h9SUDh" border="0"></img></a> </div> 2008-05-07T01:53:40Z 2008-05-07T01:53:40Z tag:,2008:/63.6899 2008-05-07T01:53:40Z

this guy came up to me today and said 'who are you talking to' and i looked at him and realized that i was talking out loud to no one. the guy looked at me and rolled his eyes. it...

j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog <p>this guy came up to me today and said 'who are you talking to' and i looked at him and realized that i was talking out loud to no one. the guy looked at me and rolled his eyes. it could have been worse. like the time i made love to a tree. boy did that party scatter fast.</p> <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?a=YkYFbc"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/DrinkingForTwo?i=YkYFbc" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=0A53jH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=0A53jH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=pf8RQh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=pf8RQh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=E0RzTh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=E0RzTh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?a=SOxIrh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/DrinkingForTwo?i=SOxIrh" border="0"></img></a> </div>