http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer Twitter updates from Dr. Twittenheimer / DrTwittenheimer. en-us 40 DrTwittenheimer: Every side of a triangle ends at some point. Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:49:24 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/344149310688071680 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/344149310688071680 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Faded gray is the old black. Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:30:48 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/343132964726640640 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/343132964726640640 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: But the fat came back, the very next day. Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:11:00 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342644797485510657 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342644797485510657 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: You can't re-invent the wheel. You can only invent the wheel independently or plagiarize the wheel. Thu, 06 Jun 2013 13:15:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342630928792813569 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342630928792813569 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: BOO! Oh man, I totally got you! What? Fine. I don't need this stupid job anyway. You're not the only funeral home in town, you know. Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:59:12 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342415337884618753 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342415337884618753 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: If it starts out fully hot, they'll just freak out and jump away. So you have to gradually raise the heat of the floor up to molten lava.. Wed, 05 Jun 2013 11:56:47 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342248632889794560 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/342248632889794560 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no legs. Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:50:07 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/341929865865465856 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/341929865865465856 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Wanna sound smart? Try pronouncing each word fully. Start with Feb-ru-ary and Wed-nes-day. Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:47:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/341582014069231616 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/341582014069231616 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: "Peter Panic" would be a good nickname for a guy named Peter who panics a lot and wears tights and can fly. Sat, 01 Jun 2013 11:43:08 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340795647353581568 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340795647353581568 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: An asteroid 1.7 miles wide? Sorry, could you put that in terms of the number of 1,900-passenger cruise ships, please? Nine, you say? Wow! Fri, 31 May 2013 17:02:30 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340513630946729985 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340513630946729985 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: You will have far more opportunities to learn from your mistakes if you just ignore my helpful advice. Fri, 31 May 2013 15:40:03 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340492879900319744 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340492879900319744 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Night is always darkest before dawn and after dusk. Fri, 31 May 2013 15:16:22 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340486919970508800 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340486919970508800 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: You can learn a lot about someone by watching what they buy at the grocery store and then following them around for the rest of the day. Fri, 31 May 2013 15:10:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340485541093060608 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340485541093060608 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Wrong, stupid pop-up ad! The cheapest way to call India is to dial any customer service number. Thu, 30 May 2013 11:19:31 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340064927299555328 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/340064927299555328 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: How about you go back in time and write a script with fewer plot holes in it? Mon, 27 May 2013 13:01:01 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/339003306061987843 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/339003306061987843 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Frosted breakfast cereal is actually better for you because you don't need to put quite as much sugar on it. Mon, 27 May 2013 13:00:08 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/339003084283981825 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/339003084283981825 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: Similarity is ok, but it's just not the same. Mon, 27 May 2013 08:28:06 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338934625768452097 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338934625768452097 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: RT @twaggies I'm a grown man, and I'll eat as many pudding cups secretly in the garage as I want. @DrTwittenheimer http://t.co/oTwxZFYev5 Sun, 26 May 2013 20:27:39 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338753317943533568 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338753317943533568 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: RT @twaggies Staring longingly at the door works for my cats, but I tried it in a meeting and no one let me out. http://t.co/pHLcH1k1jD Sun, 26 May 2013 03:14:41 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338493363487637507 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/338493363487637507 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> DrTwittenheimer: If your university doesn't advertise online in the spammiest way possible, can you really consider your degree legit? Fri, 24 May 2013 01:24:50 +0000 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/337740943778263041 http://twitter.com/DrTwittenheimer/statuses/337740943778263041 <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>